Simmons VS Cons

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Just because I can, another little bunny from me.

A Decepticon is turned into a human by an unknown power/mechaincal device/whatever.
While the Autobots try to fiind a way to change him back, they need a human to look out for the newly reborn. Sam and his parents are on vacation in Europe, Michaela has some sort of father-daughter bonding time on a camping trip, the Lennox' family has no time to look out for the Con, too and nobody trusts Leo not to sell the human turned Decepticon via ebay to the highest bidder.
There's only one man left to do the job:
The newly reinstated Agent Reginald Seymour Simmons.

a) The Con really has no clue about being human at all. Simmons has to teach him anything. Much chaos and snarkiness ensues.
b) The Con isn't only turned into a human, he's turned into a teenager. Suddenly Simmons has not only to deal with a homicidal Con who's hellbent on killing him the moment he's learned to do more than three steps on that awkward shaped, fleshy legs, but with teenage angst and hormones as well. The Con also has to learn to deal with his memories about the years of war. It's hard enough deal with them as an adult but it's a whole other story when one is a vulnerable, insecure teenager.
c) Simmons has an even bigger problem. His collection of Cons is growing....

Comments

[ante-luce.livejournal.com]

I want to see this like I have never wanted anything in my life. Which means I should start running now, because OMP THE TEETH!

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

I want to see it, too, especially with the more snarky and badly behaved of the Cons. Those who are the most like Simmons.
*eg*

[lunar-eclipse24.livejournal.com]

I so hope someone does this. It would be awesome to see!

*avoids looking at ante_luce while feeding the bunny carrots*

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that every odd ball family sitcom from my childhood just went on a repeat loop on my mental stereo after reading this? Because this would be epic dysfunctional family sitcom right here man.

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Dysfunctional, yes, but it being SIMMONS VS Cons adds that special flair that makes it just that much better

[no-pen-writer.livejournal.com]

I think we can tweak Movin on up to fit this scenario, i just need lyrics and enough caffeine to explode a common man's heart.

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Have fun and post the link ^^

[prowlieandjazz.livejournal.com]

I've got to see what happened to spawn three. Simmons must be pulling out his hair.

[agiftedmind.livejournal.com]

GAH! you just serious gave me the bunny for the Run-ins sequal..

Soundwave. Totally. MHAHAHA!

And does it have to be male or can it be a gender bender as well?

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Uh, personally I prefer my Cons male or genderless. I don't like gender bender that much, especially because many authors tend to use every single cliche about females that they know.
Every gender bender story I've ever seen until know has the mechs that turn into femmes suddenly being utterly brainless, suddenly interested in appearances/paintjobs/mascara/"Am I too fat?"/"Wow, he's looking good"/"Ieh, she's looking better than me"/"Save me, my hero, I'm a DID"/"Oh no, whatever shoudl I do?" *faint*/getting kids/kids in general/etc.
I mean, just because someone changes their gender, it isn't changing their personality. Sheesh, I admit there are some differences between men and women, but not SO many, especially if you look at the character.

[conure-herder.livejournal.com]

I keep seeing Barricade. Why, I dunno.

B, while staring down his pants:'What is it?'

Simmons: **Face palm**

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Using Cade could be certainly fun. *eg*

[ldot-rivian.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I thought the entire thing was about Barricade. It wasn't until I started reading the comments that I clued into that it could be someone else...

Considering that he is unnacounted for after the first movie. (In my mind anyways, I'm not sure if he actually is or not.)