Three bunnies

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1. Any verse. Megatron and Prime have a drinking contest. The winner is the winner of the war.
2.Ani: Lockdown finds Blurr's cube. Whichever sides pays the most gets it.
3.G1. Ravage and Steeljaw lose their memories and switch places.

Darn bunnies turned into dragons

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Everyone has at least heard of the Dragon Cave, right? Well, two ideas spawned from my recent obsession with the place. These apply to any universe with internet access or humans.

1. The Autobots and Decepticons are introduced to the Dragon Cave website. Eggs, hatchlings, and adult dragons now cover Teletran's screens, much to the Chain of Command's chagrin (and somehow Jazz has misteriously disappeared saying something about saving his little Waterstrider. Now, what would Jazz want with a spider?)

2. The Dragon Cave was real, with real dragon breeders/caretakers. How many dragons would Sam or Mikaela (or Spike, Carly, and Chip) own? How would the dragons react to normal sized metal humanoids (seeing as they probably wouldn't know what a robot was)? What dragons would the Decepticons take? The Autobots?

As for the second one, I'm thinking of doing it myself, but I'm not sure. And for those who don't know what the Dragon Cave is, here's an example of an egg and a link to what I mean:

Seven Bunnies

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1.       (Movies) ‘I always wondered how much like your brother you were.’

2.       (Movies) ‘I can’t believe I’m jealous of an Earthling satellite!’

3.       (Shattered Glass) ‘Please, I beg you; don’t hurt them,’ the chained Seeker pleaded as he crawled forward to rest before the dark Prime’s peds, ‘please, as a first… and last, favor to your bond-mate.’

4.       (G1) ‘You, Autobots are so self-righteous, it’s pathetic, you’re nothing but a bunch of hypocrites… You want to know what happened to us after you banished our kind to that Primus-damned, Pit-hole Charr? We starved! We starved and died until we began killing our kin for the energon flowing through their systems! We were cannibals; and it is all your fault!’

5.       It was then that he noticed the absence of Starscream’s reflection in the grand mirrors surrounding them…

6.       In the darkest hours of night he would flee his mortal confines and dance in a long held ritual of homage and envy to those loved enough by the gods that they could die.

7.       Well, there were worse things than being stuck in an exceedingly small space with the oddly silent Starscream… Besides it would give Optimus a chance to learn more about the Seeker right? …Now if Starscream would just get his heel-thruster out of his crotch-plate…

Designation: Spoiler

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Title- Designation: Spoiler
Series- G1 with various comic influences
Rating- PG-13 for strong cybertronian language and crude mechanical innuendos
Summary- Inter-faction relationships almost never work out. No matter how headlights-over-tailpipe a con could be for a bot.
Pairings- None that are successful
Cast- Ironhide (main POV), Prowl, Optimus

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5437908/1/Designation_Spoiler

Author’s Note (And partial plot Spoiler): Here we have my first (and probably last) Transformers Original Character that is fundamentally based on me. Instead of living vicariously through her to fulfill twisted fangirl fantasies, she will be used primarily to inflict over the top amounts of sexual harassment intermingled with downright awfulness. Disclaimer: Just Borrowing Long time lurker first time poster.  I got bit by a beeny and decided to sick 'em on this community too.  I blame this story idea on my reaction to having accidentally stumbled upon one too many Mary Sue's in this fandom.  What?  Someone had to make fun of their flaws opposed to just amplifying false strengths.