*needs to learn to count*

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Note on tags: I've noticed that there are two tags for the 2007 movie verse. One, which is the one most have been using, is simply 2007. The other is 2007movieverse. Please use 2007 as that one has been around longer. Also, please do not use tags like # of bunnies. Just tag the universe and the character; tagging crossovers, gen, slash, or het is optional (I'm always forgetting to tag gen, slash, or het so I'm not worried about that one). Sorry but I'm just trying to keep things neat.

And speaking of tags... Should Punch and Counterpunch be two separate tags or should it be something like (Counter)Punch or Punch/Counterpunch?

Also, I'm thinking of changing the layout. What do you all think?

And now! The BUNNIES!

 

1. If you want to blindfold Perceptor, you must remember to also cover his lens barrel.

2. Soundwave fic based on this song. I was looking through a fan art site, at a picture of Soundwave wearing an apron and holding a microphone, when this song came up on my play list.

3. They had been best friends since they first met, and have loved each other almost as long.

4. Alpha Trion: "Perceptor! It's been so long, old friend. Still lying to people about your age?"
Perceptor: "I do not lie about my age. I simply do not correct them when they assume that I am much younger than I really am."

5. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think so. But me and Cameron Diaz? I mean what would the children look like?"
"... Actually, I'm thinking you watch too much Pinky and the Brain."
"... Want to try to take over the world?"
"Sure; why not?"

6. How and why was the Matrix created. The answer may surprise you.

7. The Autobots find some image files from the time when the Quintessons still controlled Cybertron. And in one of those files, they see a very familiar figure. "Perceptor... just how old are you?"

8. "An angry Perceptor reminds me of a pissed off kitten."

9. Perceptor always seemed so untouchable to the other Autobots...

10. Beachcomber and Starscream have a conversation about Earth.

11. Perceptor was captured and reprogrammed shortly after the Ark left Cybertron (he was not on that mission). Now a Decepticon, he undergoes the procedure to become a triplechanger.

12. Perceptor: "You mistake me for a pacifist."

13. Inferno was sent on the Ark mission. Red Alert wasn't.

14. A combiner made up of those already combined. Meaning... "Devastator, Menasor, Bruticus... MERGE!"

15. Springer/Perceptor based on the song Still the One by Shania Twain.

16. He had trouble comprehending the possibility that someone wanted to deliberately hurt Perceptor.

17. With Sunstreaker, Perceptor could get away with things that would get others scrapped.

18. Megatron takes an interest in Rumble and Frenzy. Soundwave doesn't like it.

19. Crossover with Day After Tomorrow. Drastic changes in Earth's climate brings a temporary halt to the war.

20. Ironhide didn't understand how Perceptor got so many answers from prisoners, especially since all the microscope did was sit and stare at the prisoner.

21. Staring into Perceptor's optics has an... interesting effect on people. Think Village of the Damned. 

22. "You're dangerous. You were dangerous as a sparkling and you're even more dangerous now. Don't pretend otherwise."

23. Perceptor: *looks directly at Ravage's hiding place* "Here kitty kitty kitty."

24. The Constructicons aren't always away of what Devastator does. The Stunticons don't always know what Menasor does either. Menasor/Devastator.

25. The Autobots found a strange device and send it to Perceptor to study. Swoop volunteers to help and soon they learn it's a time machine. Unfortunately, they learn this by accidentally activating it, sending themselves five years into the future. When they arrive in the future, most Autobots (who believe Swoop and Perceptor to be dead, as the device exploded soon after activation) are away from the Ark fighting a losing battle. Perceptor and Swoop, after consulting Teletraan-1, soon learn what happened and make their way to the battle, helping from the shadows. The unexpected snipers, picking off the Decepticons, soon helps to turn the tide and the Decepticons retreat. The Autobots then attempt to find the one(s) who helped them, but are unable to. By this time, the Autobots and Dinobots have come to terms with their 'death' so Perceptor and Swoop are unsure of what to do, decided to remain in hiding until they determine the best course of action.

26. Megatron once attempted to recruit Perceptor, but soon determined him to be far too dangerous to control.

27. Art. Swoop holding a sparkling!Perceptor.

28. Art. Perceptor hugging a teddy bear.

29. Wheeljack develops a weapon that only affects triplechangers. So why is Perceptor affected?

30. Perceptor: "You think that simply because you bring me gifts, that I'm going to jump into your berth whenever you want me?"
?: "It works, doesn't it?"
Perceptor: "... That's not the point."

31. full of emptiness

32. "... Is Devastator pouting?"

33. When Perceptor was a sparkling, his creator tried to kill him. And yet, Perceptor still loves him.

34. "Perceptor always seems so sad. Just once I want to see him smile. Really smile. A smile with no pain in it, no sorrow. No... hopelessness."

35. "In his mind, he's saving them. But he isn't consciously aware of what he's saving them from."

36. It was a lie that Perceptor wanted very much to believe, but couldn't no matter how hard he tried.

37. Perceptor witnessed a murder when he was a sparkling. He never told anyone and the murderer was never caught. Now, many vorns later, that murderer arrives on Earth. And that murderer is now a respected member of the Autobots.

38. (Counter)Punch/Perceptor.

39. Perceptor sat staring blankly at the bomb as the countdown neared zero, ignoring the sounds of the twins as they pounded on the blast proof-door to his lab, desperate to save Perceptor from himself.

40. Hook sentences Scrapper to the couch. The other Constructicons tease Scrapper because of this.

41. Ratchet: "Just how did you manage to invent something like that?"
Perceptor: "... I really have no idea. It just... it just sort of... happened."

42. Wheeljack and Perceptor have been working on something all day and everyone thinks it's some new invention meant to beat the Decepticons. But actually, it's really just a sparkling's toy that they've been fiddling with because they were bored.

43. For once, he was the one teaching Perceptor.

44. "It begins and ends with you."

45. Jazz wonders why the Twins never prank Perceptor.

46. The Dinobots want bunk beds.

47. Perceptor is a 'kept mech'.

48. Ultra Magnus/Perceptor. Everyone may think Ultra Magnus leads the Autobots on Cybertron, with Perceptor as his advisor. But really, it's Perceptor's plans and tactics that are keeping them alive; he just knows the soldiers are unlikely to follow a scientist. So his bondmate, Ultra Magnus, agrees to pretend the plans and tactics are his own.

49. Art. Ultra Magnus carrying a sleeping Perceptor.

50. Art. What would various Autobots look like if they were remade by Unicron?

51. Perceptor finds a way to bring back those that died during TF:TM. But to do so, he must sacrifice his own life.

52. Perceptor is murdered by someone he trusted and loved, his body hidden near the Ark. A rumor is spread that he was captured by Decepticons and taken to Cybertron, so no one knows he's dead. Note: Inspired by the book Nemesis by Agatha Christie.

53. Perceptor is dead and is haunting the Ark.

54. Optimus: "Ratchet, I don't mind you training Swoop to be a medic... but did you have to teach him to throw tools at his patients?"

55. "What happened, Perceptor? I've seen you fight on Cybertron, seen you rip into the enemy forces. I've seen you covered in mech fluid, your optics shining bright and a smile on you face. You were such a sight to behold. Now here you are, on Earth and acting like a harmless little scientist! Here you are allowing yourself to be coddled and protected like a child! So tell me, Perceptor. What happened?!"

 

Comments

[norielit.livejournal.com]

Why does it go from four to fifty?

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Because I shouldn't number things while half asleep. And because I should not only run a spell check but a numbers check before posting.

*runs off to fix it*

[norielit.livejournal.com]

Not a problem. *glances mournfully at her comment* I can't fix that.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

That's ok. I put the correct numbers in my reply.

[norielit.livejournal.com]

*huggles in thanks*

[norielit.livejournal.com]

*bounces* Yay, more bunnies! Did you know that I actually keep two windows open when I'm commenting on these things - one for reading and one for commenting? Saves me the trouble of scrolling...

4. Alpha Trion: "Perceptor! It's been so long, old friend. Still lying to people about your age?"
Perceptor: "I do not lie about my age. I simply do not correct them when they assume that I am much younger than I really am."

*snickers* Oh God! Perceptor is Beta!! Sorry, I just had to share that thought. I'm not going to write it, but I just found the thought too amusing.

53. "An angry Perceptor reminds me of a pissed off kitten."

This one makes me think of the 'Jazz' comment from your last one.

57. Perceptor: "You mistake me for a pacifist."

I'm so gonna have to work that into one of my fics. Undeniably, this is awesome. Because I can just see him saying this and then blowing a 'Con all the way to the Pit.

60. Springer/Perceptor based on the song Still the One by Shania Twain.

*is searching for a place to stuff this bunny in her over-full bedroom*

62. With Sunstreaker, Perceptor could get away with things that would get others scrapped.

*sighs* Ya know, I've done fairly good at ignoring the bunny cencerning Sunstreaker and Perceptor interacting, but you might have just doomed that.

68. Perceptor: *looks directly at Ravage's hiding place* "Here kitty kitty kitty."

Hmm... I can so see Prime about to say something really, really important and Perceptor telling him to hang on just a second before saying that.

71. Megatron once attempted to recruit Perceptor, but soon determined him to be far too dangerous to control.

*scribbles in notebook* *totally doesn't actually have a notebook, but hey...*

74. Wheeljack develops a weapon that only affects triplechangers. So why is Perceptor affected?

I swear this telepathic thing is beginning to creep me out. I'm actually working on a plot-bunny for this one already.

75. Perceptor: "You think that simply because you bring me gifts, that I'm going to jump into your berth whenever you want me?"
?: "It works, doesn't it?"
Perceptor: "... That's not the point."

*coughswheeljackcough* Excuse me - maybe I'm getting sick? I'll try to work this one in for sheer amusement value. Haven't done just plain funny stuff in a while.

82. Perceptor witnessed a murder when he was a sparkling. He never told anyone and the murderer was never caught. Now, many vorns later, that murderer arrives on Earth. And that murderer is now a respected member of the Autobots.

*stares at bunny* It's so fluffy and cute... must resist charms...


86. Ratchet: "Just how did you manage to invent something like that?"
Perceptor: "... I really have no idea. It just... it just sort of... happened."

*twitches compulsively* I do seem to remember a bunny about Perceptor inventing portable holes...

99. Optimus: "Ratchet, I don't mind you training Swoop to be a medic... but did you have to teach him to throw tools at his patients?"

I won't be writing it, but I just have to say, I love thiis thought.

100. "What happened, Perceptor? I've seen you fight on Cybertron, seen you rip into the enemy forces. I've seen you covered in mech fluid, your optics shining bright and a smile on you face. You were such a sight to behold. Now here you are, on Earth and acting like a harmless little scientist! Here you are allowing yourself to be coddled and protected like a child! So tell me, Perceptor. What happened?!"

Me thinks it might be time to add a new facet to the SpringerxPerceptor relationship. After all, Springer did mention that he wouldn't interfere with Perce's behavior unless it began to get him in trouble...

[norielit.livejournal.com]

I totally meant to go back and bold all those, then I forgot... Sorry. Hey people, if it has a number in front of it, it's a quote.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

*wishes LJ had Rich Text commenting*

At least you didn't bold everything like I accidentally do sometimes.

*has fixed numbering*

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Did you know that I actually keep two windows open when I'm commenting on these things - one for reading and one for commenting? Saves me the trouble of scrolling...

*steals good idea*

4. *snickers* Oh God! Perceptor is Beta!! Sorry, I just had to share that thought. I'm not going to write it, but I just found the thought too amusing.

In my mind, I can see Perceptor as a mech named P-3. But Beta... *giggles*

8. This one makes me think of the 'Jazz' comment from your last one.

Which one? *has so many bunnies in her head she remember which is which*

12. I'm so gonna have to work that into one of my fics. Undeniably, this is awesome. Because I can just see him saying this and then blowing a 'Con all the way to the Pit.

While shocked Autobots watch from the sidelines...
So... which fic?

15. *is searching for a place to stuff this bunny in her over-full bedroom*

Try pinning it to the ceiling.

17. *sighs* Ya know, I've done fairly good at ignoring the bunny cencerning Sunstreaker and Perceptor interacting, but you might have just doomed that.

*enjoys bringing doom to her fellow writers* *suddenly pictures bunny-Elrond giving speech on the One Doom*

23. Hmm... I can so see Prime about to say something really, really important and Perceptor telling him to hang on just a second before saying that.

Optimus: *stares in confusion* "Uh...?"
Perceptor: *pulls Ravage out from hiding space* "Aren't you the cutest thing?" *cuddles Ravage*
Ravage: *is too shocked to move*
Optimus: *opens comm line* "We have a... intruder alert. And someone bring Ratchet; something's wrong with Perceptor."

Surprisingly, I hadn't had humor in mind when I thought of this bunny. In my mind Perceptor was being all creepy like.

26. *scribbles in notebook* *totally doesn't actually have a notebook, but hey...*

Yay! *totally does have several notebooks full of nothing but bunnies*

29. I swear this telepathic thing is beginning to creep me out. I'm actually working on a plot-bunny for this one already.

This... is beginning to get kind of weird. *looks around for Soundwave*

30. *coughswheeljackcough* Excuse me - maybe I'm getting sick? I'll try to work this one in for sheer amusement value. Haven't done just plain funny stuff in a while.

*calls First Aid* And yes, *coughwheeljackcough*. Hmmm... this illness seems to be catching.

37. *stares at bunny* It's so fluffy and cute... must resist charms...

*Borg voice* Resistance is futile.

41. *twitches compulsively* I do seem to remember a bunny about Perceptor inventing portable holes...

I swear I hadn't been thinking of that. I should have.

54. I won't be writing it, but I just have to say, I love thiis thought.

*pouts*

55. Me thinks it might be time to add a new facet to the SpringerxPerceptor relationship. After all, Springer did mention that he wouldn't interfere with Perce's behavior unless it began to get him in trouble...

*is experiencing feelings of triumph*

Re: *has fixed numbering*

[norielit.livejournal.com]

Which one? *has so many bunnies in her head she remember which is which*

85. "Man, Perceptor's in a mood." - That one.

While shocked Autobots watch from the sidelines...
So... which fic?

It'll probably end up being involved in a one-shot for 'Close Drabblings'.

Try pinning it to the ceiling.

*glances up at full ceiling* *shoves bunny in lampshade* This is all your fault, you realize. *totally can't find her bed*

Optimus: *stares in confusion* "Uh...?"
Perceptor: *pulls Ravage out from hiding space* "Aren't you the cutest thing?" *cuddles Ravage*
Ravage: *is too shocked to move*
Optimus: *opens comm line* "We have a... intruder alert. And someone bring Ratchet; something's wrong with Perceptor."

Surprisingly, I hadn't had humor in mind when I thought of this bunny. In my mind Perceptor was being all creepy like.

I kinda picked up on that, but my own first thought on actually putting it in a fic was... well, that.

This... is beginning to get kind of weird. *looks around for Soundwave*

Red Alert, help!! We're under attack!! ...Maybe.

*Borg voice* Resistance is futile.

*snorts* Who needs the Borg when we've got this guy? *points at Soundwave*

*pouts*

*pats on head* Sorry love, but ya win some and lose some...

*is experiencing feelings of triumph*

*would normally be pounding head against wall in annoyance, but is fairly happy with this one*

[water-smurf.livejournal.com]

I hope you don't mind if I steal #22...

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

I don't mind! Will this be for Broken Ties? *hopes*

[water-smurf.livejournal.com]

Maybe, maybe not. ;-P

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Either way, I'm looking forward to it!

[kemetic-feline.livejournal.com]

23. Perceptor: *looks directly at Ravage's hiding place* "Here kitty kitty kitty."
I got a major chill up my back when I read that. It's like Perceptor just snapped and started killing everyone and Ravage is one of the last ones left. >>; *grabs Ravage and runs for the hills*

[exactly-what.livejournal.com]

I took number 23.

On LJ (http://exactly-what.livejournal.com/20121.html)

On AO3 (http://archiveofourown.org/works/711896)

On FF.Net (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9077981/1/Here-Kitty)