Bunnies inspired by Ponyo, my friends, and um... John Freeman... who was Gordon Freeman's brother

[namingme.livejournal.com]

 Among other things.

1. G1. Raoul's originally from Puerto Rico, so he can speak decent English, but he's not too great at writing it. So, Tracks helps him by proofreading his essays out loud... 

2. I'd like G1 Mirage, but it could be anybody in any continuity, even an OC. A high-class mech jumps at the opportunity to bang him(her?)self up and mingle amongst the working-class mechs and see how they have fun. 
    a. Or, Tracks has just enough looks and class to pass off as a less-than-affluent Tower mech. He infiltrates the Towers and provides his friends with visual-audio feedback so they can be there with him.
        1. The Decepticons attack, and Tracks is found, illegally there and wired...

3. Animated. Jetfire and Jetstorm are just sparklings, after all. They need to feed on pre-processed energon regularly while their systems adjust to regular fuels. (Pissed!Breastfeeding!Sentinel Prime for the win, yes/no?)

4. Animated. He is Wreck-Gar. He gives off a ton of All Spark energy. In fact, he's just a little way from BEING the next All Spark. 
    a. Wreck-Gar uses his power to do... whatever. Fly, create new friends, warp reality, everything except heal other bots.
          1. ???: But why?
               Wreck-Gar: (reciting) It is the medic's job to fix bots who are broken.

5. Any. Decepticons reproducing via laying eggs. They don't take care of the eggs, though, and the parents and children grow up without knowing each other. Then can recognize each other by energy signature (or something), though, which can make for some very cute reunions.
     a. Animated scenario. Starscream: Flying Autobots?! They should be no su- waitaminute.
                                              Jetfire/Jetstorm: ?
                                              Starscream: ... (grope) ... (grope grope grope sniff sniff scan grope scan grope)
                                              Jetfire/Jetstorm: ... ehm... 
     b. G1 scenario. Soundwave: (yoinks a Cassette out of a crowd)
                                  Rumble: Hey! Lemme down, ya big palooka, I'mma piledriver your head into the cement, I- ... (scan scan) ... Daddy!
                                  Soundwave: Commence hug.
                1. OO, here's an idea: Soundwave joined the Decepticons so he could scour the galaxy with Megatron to find all his hatchlings.

6. Animated. Swindle: (drowning his misery in cheap high grade)
                        Optimus Magnus: (enters scene, gives Swindle some trinket) I bought it back for you.
                        Swindle: ... (happy tears)
                        Swindle was later seen with an Autobot insignia. (But not blue eyes.) (Based on http://twintwosgirl.deviantart.com/art/Not-Just-for-Weapons-123625603)

7. G1, Pre-Earth. A celebrity joins the Autobots. Jazz freaks out and can't say two words around said celebrity. Humiliation ensues. 

8. Autobots are kinda touchy about humans riding inside them at first. They're used to their cabins being just storage space, like hamster cheeks.

Comments

*currently rofling*

[katsuko]

I can't help it, I'm cracking the hell up at 5b. There's just something about being able to actually 'hear' the characters' voices when I read and 'listening' to Soundwave say "Commence hug" that sends me into gigglefits like whoa.

Re: *currently rofling*

[hd18.livejournal.com]

Ditto that. *curently ded of hilarity*
5a too. Really want to see that.

[conure-herder.livejournal.com]

This .


**Gigglefits loudly**

[lunar-eclipse24.livejournal.com]

The "Commence hug" made me laugh too. But I also liked Starscream's "waitaminute".

Re: 8, I can just see someone, a Decepticon?, being all squicked and saying "You let one *inside* you?!"

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

1. why did get the image of Tracks proofreading a sex-ed essay?

3. if someone does this, PLEEEEEASE have sp get either/both peed or puked on?

5. IDW comics - Soundwave did find one of his hatchlings. He had become a Senator in the Autobot government. But hasn't revealed himself as father to him. Instead, he became his unnofficial right-hand man, doing his dirty work. Then one day (this part is comic-canon) he kills Senator Ratbat and before he dies, takes his spark and inserts it into an empty cassette.

7. Is Jazz a fan of art? *coughsunstreakercough*

[namingme.livejournal.com]

REPLIES TO PREVIOUS COMMENTS:

1. You have to write essays for sex-ed? I didn't, but MAN, that'd be hilarious.

3. Oh god... mental... image... oh god... must... not... DRAW... will never... be able... to explain...

5. OOooooh... I've gotta find those comics at some point.

7. YES, PERFECT.

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

1. I never had to in high school, but I've also never taken a biology course. I'd imagine it might be for that, but I also figure that'd be crack.

3. if you draw, just put a link back to here. this will explain. And if you draw, can you have someone seeing and stifling giggles?

5. That part was actually in the 4 issue comic 'Megatron's Origin'. I have a friend who gave me a copy of each.

7. :D You know what would be even more awesome? If Sunstreaker was shy around Jazz and it was mistaken for arrogance. The reason for the shyness: Sunstreaker is a fan of Jazz's music, and more than one piece was inspired by his songs.

[namingme.livejournal.com]

Replying again. Wait, so Jazz would be a celebrity, too? Doesn't seem like a celebrity would be embarrassed by another celebrity.

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

Ooh, good point.

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

2.a.1 Sounds like a FUN read. Someone please do this.

*snirk* *reads 5 again* *snorts*

I keep comparing this to Gargoyles. Since in canon they lay eggs and raise them communally, and there's no knowing which child belongs to which parent. So now I have this mental imagery that's what the Decepticons did.

7. *points and laughs*

[heslestor.livejournal.com]

4. I really, really like this one. And hopes someone picks it up 'cause I'm just not getting bit by this one. *pouts* Figures, the ones you DO want to write give you the cold shoulder while the ones you want to take a break from are slave drivers.

5. *is cracking the hell up**is picking this one up* No idea when I'll even be able to work on it, so no promises that it'll be done in anything resembling a timely fashion. But I am going to put it somewhere, even if it kills me. Which it most likely will. Though it did immediately make me think of Gargoyles and how their hatcheries were all communally raised, which is probably what I'll go with. I'm also going to end up with very cracktastic pairings resulting in the various offspring. There was a bunny back a while ago that had the cassette having a different second creator each. Glit, meet your maker, Ratchet!
For 5a I keep getting the feeling that because of all the reworking they went through and all the Autobot programming, Starscream's scans keep getting confused. One minute saying they're his and Perceptor's, and the next saying they're simply odd little Autobots. While the Twins can't make heads or tails of what he's doing since Sentinel forgot to teach them these sorts of things.

7. *also wants really badly* Sunstreaker would be a fabulous choice for celebrity. Though in IDW there's always Blurr since he's a huge racing star. Or maybe one of the more unexpected ones? Keep wanting to say Constructicons but they're not 'Bots. Grapple? He's also an artist. Or if going the Animated way, there's Bulkhead.

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *glares* you just spawned a bunny in my head. Ani: Sunstreaker meets Bulkhead, sees he sucks at painting, but also sees he has a lot of potential. So Sunstreaker takes him under his wing.

[heslestor.livejournal.com]

*grins* You're welcome. ^_^ I'm a bunny breeder extraordinaire, so it's probably safer to stay far away if you don't want a bunch of plunnies running around.

That said, I love the idea of Sunstreaker taking Bulkhead under his wing as an artist. Especially if Sunny has a more G1 personality. Just, the thought of him getting all overprotective of Bulkhead is great.

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

so now the only question is, is one of us gonna do it, or should I post this one with my next batch of bunnies? Cause I like it too.

[heslestor.livejournal.com]

*looks over at ever growing mountain of bunnies* Nope, no way I can do this one. So, put it in your next batch for someone to, hopefully, adopt.

[ditzymusiclover.livejournal.com]

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[madwriter223.livejournal.com]

3 and 5a - NEED!! XD

I'll try to write it. However, don't know when I'll manage. ^__^