Bunnies inspired by Ponyo, my friends, and um... John Freeman... who was Gordon Freeman's brother

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 Among other things.

1. G1. Raoul's originally from Puerto Rico, so he can speak decent English, but he's not too great at writing it. So, Tracks helps him by proofreading his essays out loud... 

2. I'd like G1 Mirage, but it could be anybody in any continuity, even an OC. A high-class mech jumps at the opportunity to bang him(her?)self up and mingle amongst the working-class mechs and see how they have fun. 
    a. Or, Tracks has just enough looks and class to pass off as a less-than-affluent Tower mech. He infiltrates the Towers and provides his friends with visual-audio feedback so they can be there with him.
        1. The Decepticons attack, and Tracks is found, illegally there and wired...

3. Animated. Jetfire and Jetstorm are just sparklings, after all. They need to feed on pre-processed energon regularly while their systems adjust to regular fuels. (Pissed!Breastfeeding!Sentinel Prime for the win, yes/no?)

4. Animated. He is Wreck-Gar. He gives off a ton of All Spark energy. In fact, he's just a little way from BEING the next All Spark. 
    a. Wreck-Gar uses his power to do... whatever. Fly, create new friends, warp reality, everything except heal other bots.
          1. ???: But why?
               Wreck-Gar: (reciting) It is the medic's job to fix bots who are broken.

5. Any. Decepticons reproducing via laying eggs. They don't take care of the eggs, though, and the parents and children grow up without knowing each other. Then can recognize each other by energy signature (or something), though, which can make for some very cute reunions.
     a. Animated scenario. Starscream: Flying Autobots?! They should be no su- waitaminute.
                                              Jetfire/Jetstorm: ?
                                              Starscream: ... (grope) ... (grope grope grope sniff sniff scan grope scan grope)
                                              Jetfire/Jetstorm: ... ehm... 
     b. G1 scenario. Soundwave: (yoinks a Cassette out of a crowd)
                                  Rumble: Hey! Lemme down, ya big palooka, I'mma piledriver your head into the cement, I- ... (scan scan) ... Daddy!
                                  Soundwave: Commence hug.
                1. OO, here's an idea: Soundwave joined the Decepticons so he could scour the galaxy with Megatron to find all his hatchlings.

6. Animated. Swindle: (drowning his misery in cheap high grade)
                        Optimus Magnus: (enters scene, gives Swindle some trinket) I bought it back for you.
                        Swindle: ... (happy tears)
                        Swindle was later seen with an Autobot insignia. (But not blue eyes.) (Based on http://twintwosgirl.deviantart.com/art/Not-Just-for-Weapons-123625603)

7. G1, Pre-Earth. A celebrity joins the Autobots. Jazz freaks out and can't say two words around said celebrity. Humiliation ensues. 

8. Autobots are kinda touchy about humans riding inside them at first. They're used to their cabins being just storage space, like hamster cheeks.

Comments

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The "Commence hug" made me laugh too. But I also liked Starscream's "waitaminute".

Re: 8, I can just see someone, a Decepticon?, being all squicked and saying "You let one *inside* you?!"