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tf_bunny_farmHello!
Six new mechs have joined the team. Meet Longrack(Giraffe), Break(Penguin), Heinrad(Raccoon dog), Cohrada(Cobra), Machkick(Horse) and Stampy(Snow hare).
This would be great, except for the fact the oldest of them, Longrack, is barely Cheetor's age, Break is a punk, Cohrada has no control over his temper, Heinrad is seemingly always sleeping, Machkick can't be serious for the life of him, and Stampy's barely older than a Sparkling and is terrified of everything, especially the big mechs and the carnivores.
Primal decides that each of the Younglings will have a mentor to show him the ropes. Or, in Stampy's case, get him out from under the computer. He takes on Longrack, Rattrap Heinrad, Depthcharge Break, Rhinox Cohrada and Silverbolt Machkick. Tigatron and Airrazor attempt to coax Stampy out of his hiding spot, to no avail. Eventually, Tigatron snaps.
2. G1. Swoop is in a secret relationship with... Skywarp!? It's all well and good, until the Dinobot is Sparked. So, the Seeker now has the other Dinobots, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Starscream, even Perceptor and First Aid after his aft! What's a mech to do? (Bonus points if the Sparkling(s) is either Terrorsaur or the Jettwins)Can you say, Shotgun Wedding?
3. G1 and Animated crossover. The Jettwins are somehow transported to G1 along with Animated!Skywarp, Bumblebee and Prowl. Chaos ensues(Bonus Points for Lambo Twins trying Jet Judo on the Twins and getting their afts handed to them)
4. G1 and Rescue Bots crossover. The Protectobots meet the Rescue Bots
Hotshot: *Looks at RB!Blades talking politely with First Aid, then at their Blades, having an argument with Ratchet*
Ratchet: Blades, get off your lazy aft!
G1!Blades: If we ain't tearin' apart some 'Cons, then I don't care, Hatchet!
Hotshot: *Looks to Heatwave* Please trade with us!
5. G1. It actually isn't Red Alert who has the glitch, it's Inferno. He requires a guardian because his processor remains at that of a child, and children can very easily be manipulated. So, Red Alert "Developed" a glitch as an excuse to always have Inferno around, and to draw suspicion from Inferno. Only Ratchet, Wheeljack and Perceptor know.
During the episode Auto Berserk, he believed he had a paranoia glitch, not even trusting Inferno, who is scared and confused without Red there to knock some sense into him. When Red returns to his senses, he finds an unlikely mech comforting Inferno. That mech? Breakdown.
6. G1. They knew better than to insult Blaster cassettes, but Springer? Not so much. The poor fool was in the Medbay for a month.
7. Animated. Bumblebee only wants Prowl to notice him. Why? Totally not because he's helm over wheels for him, no sir.
8. G1. Decepticons, Dinobots, this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouLHEHnP5U
9. "What are you in for?"
"MECH SLAUGHTER!!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MECH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR!??!!!!"
"Loitering!"
10. "...Did Ramjet just understand Perceptor!?!"
11. "You obviously don't comprehend the level of insane I operate at."
12. Beast wars characters acting out The Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
Waspinator: Tim The Enchanter
Silverbolt: Sir Robin
Terrorsaur: Sir Lancelot
Tigatron: Sir Galahad
Cheetor: King Arthur
Stampy: Killer Rabbit
13. Art. Wheeljack in a box labeled "Highly Explosive, keep your distance"
14. G1. The Twins learn that angry Wheeljack is scarier than Angry Ratchet. Why? Wheeljack throws his half finished projects instead of wrenches.
15. G1. A virus is going around The Ark and the Nemesis. Suddenly, mechs are speaking with the voices of famous characters, or getting a character's personality, or saying things they'd never say before.(Bonus points for getting personalities from other universes)
16. Art. Swoop and First Aid beating Megatron into submission with wrenches, Ratchet looking proud, the twins running away in horror
17. G1. Sideswipe:*dressed up as a pirate* Come on, say it!
Swoop: No, Swoop don't wanna!*flies off*
Sideswipe: Great, NOW where am I gonna get a parrot!
18. "So, what do you guys want for breakfast?"
"Gummy Bears!"
"Steve, no! We both know how you get around gummy bears!"
Vehicons/Eradicons in the morning?
Six new mechs have joined the team. Meet Longrack(Giraffe), Break(Penguin), Heinrad(Raccoon dog), Cohrada(Cobra), Machkick(Horse) and Stampy(Snow hare).
This would be great, except for the fact the oldest of them, Longrack, is barely Cheetor's age, Break is a punk, Cohrada has no control over his temper, Heinrad is seemingly always sleeping, Machkick can't be serious for the life of him, and Stampy's barely older than a Sparkling and is terrified of everything, especially the big mechs and the carnivores.
Primal decides that each of the Younglings will have a mentor to show him the ropes. Or, in Stampy's case, get him out from under the computer. He takes on Longrack, Rattrap Heinrad, Depthcharge Break, Rhinox Cohrada and Silverbolt Machkick. Tigatron and Airrazor attempt to coax Stampy out of his hiding spot, to no avail. Eventually, Tigatron snaps.
2. G1. Swoop is in a secret relationship with... Skywarp!? It's all well and good, until the Dinobot is Sparked. So, the Seeker now has the other Dinobots, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Starscream, even Perceptor and First Aid after his aft! What's a mech to do? (Bonus points if the Sparkling(s) is either Terrorsaur or the Jettwins)Can you say, Shotgun Wedding?
3. G1 and Animated crossover. The Jettwins are somehow transported to G1 along with Animated!Skywarp, Bumblebee and Prowl. Chaos ensues(Bonus Points for Lambo Twins trying Jet Judo on the Twins and getting their afts handed to them)
4. G1 and Rescue Bots crossover. The Protectobots meet the Rescue Bots
Hotshot: *Looks at RB!Blades talking politely with First Aid, then at their Blades, having an argument with Ratchet*
Ratchet: Blades, get off your lazy aft!
G1!Blades: If we ain't tearin' apart some 'Cons, then I don't care, Hatchet!
Hotshot: *Looks to Heatwave* Please trade with us!
5. G1. It actually isn't Red Alert who has the glitch, it's Inferno. He requires a guardian because his processor remains at that of a child, and children can very easily be manipulated. So, Red Alert "Developed" a glitch as an excuse to always have Inferno around, and to draw suspicion from Inferno. Only Ratchet, Wheeljack and Perceptor know.
During the episode Auto Berserk, he believed he had a paranoia glitch, not even trusting Inferno, who is scared and confused without Red there to knock some sense into him. When Red returns to his senses, he finds an unlikely mech comforting Inferno. That mech? Breakdown.
6. G1. They knew better than to insult Blaster cassettes, but Springer? Not so much. The poor fool was in the Medbay for a month.
7. Animated. Bumblebee only wants Prowl to notice him. Why? Totally not because he's helm over wheels for him, no sir.
8. G1. Decepticons, Dinobots, this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouLHEHnP5U
9. "What are you in for?"
"MECH SLAUGHTER!!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MECH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR!??!!!!"
"Loitering!"
10. "...Did Ramjet just understand Perceptor!?!"
11. "You obviously don't comprehend the level of insane I operate at."
12. Beast wars characters acting out The Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
Waspinator: Tim The Enchanter
Silverbolt: Sir Robin
Terrorsaur: Sir Lancelot
Tigatron: Sir Galahad
Cheetor: King Arthur
Stampy: Killer Rabbit
13. Art. Wheeljack in a box labeled "Highly Explosive, keep your distance"
14. G1. The Twins learn that angry Wheeljack is scarier than Angry Ratchet. Why? Wheeljack throws his half finished projects instead of wrenches.
15. G1. A virus is going around The Ark and the Nemesis. Suddenly, mechs are speaking with the voices of famous characters, or getting a character's personality, or saying things they'd never say before.(Bonus points for getting personalities from other universes)
16. Art. Swoop and First Aid beating Megatron into submission with wrenches, Ratchet looking proud, the twins running away in horror
17. G1. Sideswipe:*dressed up as a pirate* Come on, say it!
Swoop: No, Swoop don't wanna!*flies off*
Sideswipe: Great, NOW where am I gonna get a parrot!
18. "So, what do you guys want for breakfast?"
"Gummy Bears!"
"Steve, no! We both know how you get around gummy bears!"
Vehicons/Eradicons in the morning?
Tags:
- airrazor,
- animated,
- autobots,
- beast wars,
- blades,
- blaster,
- breakdown,
- bumblebee,
- decepticons,
- depth charge,
- eject,
- first aid,
- g1,
- grimlock,
- hot shot,
- inferno,
- jetfire,
- jetstorm,
- maximals,
- optimus primal,
- perceptor,
- prowl,
- ramhorn,
- ramjet,
- ratchet,
- rattrap,
- red alert,
- rescue bots,
- rewind,
- rhinox,
- sideswipe,
- silverbolt,
- skywarp,
- slag,
- slash,
- sludge,
- snarl,
- sparkling,
- springer,
- starscream,
- steeljaw,
- sunstreaker,
- swoop,
- terrorsaur,
- tigatron,
- twins,
- wheeljack,
- younglings
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Date: 2013-08-14 11:04 pm (UTC)The story can be found at FFN - Pretending by Outerelf.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4623380/1/Pretending
Don't know if the author also posted story on LifeJournal. Same pen-name.
Now the second half, that is interesting.
I like the bunnies. Don't trust my characterization on some of them, but ...
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Date: 2013-10-02 08:02 am (UTC)7. P / BB! There's a pairing I haven't heard in a while!
9. YES. I APPROVE OF THIS BUNNY.
11. That sounds like a bunch of mechs. . .meaning, everyone.
15. I'd probably go with the different versions of them, if I ever wrote this. . .NO! Bad bunnies! Stay away from my Word! D
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Date: 2013-10-04 03:30 am (UTC)