A baker's dozen.

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

1. Teletraan-1 suddenly acquires a sense of humor. The Autobots are doomed.

 

2. Optimus and Megatron are trine-bonded with either Primus or Unicron.

 

3. (TF:A) Sentinel/Egomaniac!Starscream

 

4. Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, Swindle becomes Spindle: the Extreme Arts and Crafts expert.

 

5. Smokescreen, Reflector, Red Alert, and Swindle as the ultimate paparazzi team.

 

6. Warpath’s ‘interesting’ speech patterns are actually a minor but contagious glitch. Optimus, Megatron, and Soundwave all catch it.

 

7. A gestalt-gestalt. *thinks* Menasor, Bruticus, Devastator, Superion, Defensor, and maybe Omega…

 

8. (Quote modified from Goblet of Fire) “Ratchet did note (as though determined to find something wrong with the bodies) that each of them had a look of terror upon his face – but as the frustrated Prowl said, whoever heard of people being frightened to death?”

 

9. Crossover with The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Cybertronian holidays, perhaps?)

 

10. Optimus and Megatron are triple-changers. Optimus has a gun form, and Megatron has a truck form.

 

11. “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ~Albert Einstein

 

12. Red Alert’s official title is Director of Security. Inferno’s unofficial title is Director of Insecurity.

13. (AU) Before it was destroyed, Cybertron had been the perfect world for Primus’s and Unicron’s creations: it scorned the distant stars and enticed no moons to join its dance. For in his last moments, the ancient sire of Primus and Unicron – resigned to the final mortality that awaits even the immortal – had cast a blessing-curse upon his children’s children:

 

Those who sprang from Primus’ spark

Shall dance in day and die in dark.

For though a sun will give them grace,

They shall dread a moon’s pale face.

My other Son will weep as well;

His children too yield to my spell.

Moon-ruled night is their domain,

Yet bright-star’s kiss shall bring them pain.

 

My children’s battle is known to all;

Let their creations flee their thrall.

May they escape their dying world

And elsewhere leave the war-flags furled.

Their second home shall be found near

Both the things which they most fear.

To thrive beneath both moon and sun,

Each must help the other one.

 

I pray that my Sons’ war will cease,

And that their sons will live in peace.

... I'm not actually in a recumbent mood - I just want to find out what 'recumbent' means without looking it up.

Edit: And I still have no idea what it means.

Comments

[norielit.livejournal.com]

1. *snickers* As long as she(he?) doesn't start with the puns... *still loves the fic 'By The Pundreds'*

3. It's perfect!! Everything they need in a partner!

7. Does that mean all the members of the gestalts will have some form of a bond with each other? *is trying to imagine the Stunitcon's and Combaticon's being super-protective of humans and the Aerialbots trying to build a skyscraper*

11. That quote always creeps me out... *thinks* This could go with the thought of - how much technology have the Cybertronians lost in their war?

13. Okay, first off? You are an awesome poet. Secondly: such a fun bunny... Somebody (else) write it. NOA.

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

1. *snickers* As long as she(he?) doesn't start with the puns... *still loves the fic 'By The Pundreds'*

You think of Teletraan-1 as a she? Really?
Safe sects... *snerk*

3. It's perfect!! Everything they need in a partner!

I don't know... they might actually kill each other over who's better in every way. (Anything you can do, I can do better; I can do anything better than you...) Really, Suck-Up!Starscream and Sentinel would probably go better together.

7. Does that mean all the members of the gestalts will have some form of a bond with each other?

Oooh, I didn't even think about how the gestalt-gestalt-bond would work. Technically, the actual gestalts (Menasor, Devvie, etc.) would be the ones affected and not the individuals, right? Like Mixmaster's mixer doesn't suddenly act more like Scavenger's shovel? But the idea of all of them sharing traits is intriguing... The Stunticons and Aerialbots having an underlying understanding of each other would be especially interesting.

*is trying to imagine the Stunitcon's and Combaticon's being super-protective of humans and the Aerialbots trying to build a skyscraper*

WANT ART NOW. XD

This could go with the thought of - how much technology have the Cybertronians lost in their war?

Yeah! What if the Cybertronian's weapons now are really primitive for them? Why would Oppy and Megs even have battle-axes and flails if they could get some sort of retractable gun-thingy instead?

13. Okay, first off? You are an awesome poet.

*blushes* Thank you!

Secondly: such a fun bunny... Somebody (else) write it.

It was actually spawned from a barely-different bunny I thought of, which I might toss in the next post. And yes, if someone writes this one I will be unbelievably happy.

[norielit.livejournal.com]

You think of Teletraan-1 as a she? Really?
Safe sects... *snerk*

Yeah, I think of Tele as a she. Don't know why, but I do. (For some reason, I also consider the Ark a 'he'. Go figure, right?)

WANT ART NOW. XD

Ya know, I actually hadn't managed to see it until you said this, for some reason. Now I have an image of Drag Strip waving a lamp post around while standing protectively over the humans (who, I'm sure, are having a major WTF? moment.)

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think of Tele as a she. Don't know why, but I do. (For some reason, I also consider the Ark a 'he'. Go figure, right?)

*sigh* Okay, you know what I'm putting in my next bunny list now, right?

Now I have an image of Drag Strip waving a lamp post around while standing protectively over the humans

Your comment + another bunny I read earlier today = Drag Strip picking Soundwave up by his feet and spinning him over his head.

[norielit.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Okay, you know what I'm putting in my next bunny list now, right?

O_O ...I'd never even considered that. How would that work? At least my previous thoughts of Xantium/Ark make some sense... Not a lot, but some.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Maybe the Ark and Teletraan-1 have a symbiotic relationship? A bit like Blaster and Soundwave have to their cassettes.

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

Oh, and what does NOA stand for? I looked it up and I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean National Onion Association, Naturally Occurring Asbestos, Nonobstructive Azoospermia, or Non-Operating Aircraft.

...Oh. Wait. *smacks self*

Please tell me you meant to type NOW. I really don't want to know what Azoospermia is.

[norielit.livejournal.com]

Naturally Occurring Asbestos? ...Nonobstructive Azoospermia? I don't know what either of those are, and, like you, I don't really want to look up the second one.

Though I'm tempted to find a way to refer to Starscream as a 'non-operating aircraft' now, just for the fun of it.

And, yes, it's 'now'. It's a... fanization? internetization? Like in 'want moar noa!'.

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

Okay, mental-trauma time. Highlight the blank area for the definition of 'nonobstructive azoospermia'.



Yay, you learned something today. Not something you wanted or needed to know, but still.

And with the 'zoo' in there I thought it'd have something to do with animals...

Though I'm tempted to find a way to refer to Starscream as a 'non-operating aircraft' now, just for the fun of it.

You thought of Screamer too? *snerk*

[caelum.livejournal.com]

3: No, no, I think Sentinel/Sycophant would be more fun. ^_^

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

That would probably work a lot better, yes. (and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NAMING SYCOPHANT. I was trying to remember what he was really called but all my brain was giving me was 'suck-up'.) But I was just curious to see how long a Sentinel/Egomaniacscream bragging contest could go on. The other 'Bots and 'Cons would probably force them to get bonded and go on a long honeymoon together just to make them go away.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

2. Optimus and Megatron are trine-bonded with either Primus or Unicron.

The only way they can lead Cybertron is to be bonded to Cybertron - aka Primus. Begs the question however, does Primus have drones that can interact directly with normal-sized Cybertronians?

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

does Primus have drones that can interact directly with normal-sized Cybertronians?

Mech-sized drones... I imagine that would be rather creepy.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Oh I don't know... I mean Metroplex has standard mech sized drones - Scamper and Six-Gun. I would think Primus having some wouldn't be all that odd, and just how independent from Primus himself is up for debate.

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

Nah, he just possesses people (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v143/KoiLungFish/comic_scans/?action=view&current=03_04.jpg). That guy in the middle there is Emirate Xaaron. Emirate Xaaron is awesome right up until Primus burns out his mind and gets him killed.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

5. *loves* They'd make a fortune!

11. “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ~Albert Einstein

I love Albert Einstein quotes.

12. *giggles* I'd love to see this.

13. *LOVES* Did you write that poem? Because it's beautiful.

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

*loves* They'd make a fortune!

I wonder what they'd do with all the money...

Did you write that poem? Because it's beautiful.

*blushes* Yes, I did. Thank you!

feed the bunnies

[(Anonymous)]

1.that'd be fun.really.

3.maybe EgomaniacScreamer/Sentinel!Anyway,now that you've put the idea in my mind I can't stop thinking about that,aaah,plot bunnies are terrible!xD Anyway,also Suck-upScreamer/Sentinel can work.

9.you mean something like TF characters play the role of Nightmare Before Christman's characters?

12.xD

Re: feed the bunnies

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

9.you mean something like TF characters play the role of Nightmare Before Christman's characters?

Perhaps, or maybe just throwing some poor mech into TNBC's worlds and letting them flail in confusion. The reaction of a human-hating Decepticon to 'fleshlings' who refuse to die (or in Jack's case, don't possess any flesh at all) might be interesting.

Re: feed the bunnies

[(Anonymous)]

9. somehow I can see this work.

3. I used your idea,forgive me.I just couldn't help but doing it. hope you don't mind,"http://darkmayu.deviantart.com/art/TFA-Christmas-Trouble-105769221" "http://darkmayu.deviantart.com/art/This-Is-All-Your-Fault-106766434

Re: feed the bunnies

[(Anonymous)]

uhm,sorry,I couldn't put the links properly,but if you copy them and use them on the top of the Internet page,where's written 'address'(or at least,in Italina it's written so).Sorry if I can't explain myself.

Re: feed the bunnies

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

*LOL'S* I knew they'd fit perfectly together!
There's no need to ask forgiveness. Things like this are the whole reason I post bunnies - so someone else can find them, pet them, adopt them, and use them far better than I could.
...*still laughing*

[archangelxamy.livejournal.com]

I... actually almost started a TNBC and TF crossover. I even had the songs wrote out. >>

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

*is fascinated and curious*