A baker's dozen.

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1. Teletraan-1 suddenly acquires a sense of humor. The Autobots are doomed.

 

2. Optimus and Megatron are trine-bonded with either Primus or Unicron.

 

3. (TF:A) Sentinel/Egomaniac!Starscream

 

4. Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, Swindle becomes Spindle: the Extreme Arts and Crafts expert.

 

5. Smokescreen, Reflector, Red Alert, and Swindle as the ultimate paparazzi team.

 

6. Warpath’s ‘interesting’ speech patterns are actually a minor but contagious glitch. Optimus, Megatron, and Soundwave all catch it.

 

7. A gestalt-gestalt. *thinks* Menasor, Bruticus, Devastator, Superion, Defensor, and maybe Omega…

 

8. (Quote modified from Goblet of Fire) “Ratchet did note (as though determined to find something wrong with the bodies) that each of them had a look of terror upon his face – but as the frustrated Prowl said, whoever heard of people being frightened to death?”

 

9. Crossover with The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Cybertronian holidays, perhaps?)

 

10. Optimus and Megatron are triple-changers. Optimus has a gun form, and Megatron has a truck form.

 

11. “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ~Albert Einstein

 

12. Red Alert’s official title is Director of Security. Inferno’s unofficial title is Director of Insecurity.

13. (AU) Before it was destroyed, Cybertron had been the perfect world for Primus’s and Unicron’s creations: it scorned the distant stars and enticed no moons to join its dance. For in his last moments, the ancient sire of Primus and Unicron – resigned to the final mortality that awaits even the immortal – had cast a blessing-curse upon his children’s children:

 

Those who sprang from Primus’ spark

Shall dance in day and die in dark.

For though a sun will give them grace,

They shall dread a moon’s pale face.

My other Son will weep as well;

His children too yield to my spell.

Moon-ruled night is their domain,

Yet bright-star’s kiss shall bring them pain.

 

My children’s battle is known to all;

Let their creations flee their thrall.

May they escape their dying world

And elsewhere leave the war-flags furled.

Their second home shall be found near

Both the things which they most fear.

To thrive beneath both moon and sun,

Each must help the other one.

 

I pray that my Sons’ war will cease,

And that their sons will live in peace.

... I'm not actually in a recumbent mood - I just want to find out what 'recumbent' means without looking it up.

Edit: And I still have no idea what it means.

Comments

Re: feed the bunnies

[(Anonymous)]

uhm,sorry,I couldn't put the links properly,but if you copy them and use them on the top of the Internet page,where's written 'address'(or at least,in Italina it's written so).Sorry if I can't explain myself.

Re: feed the bunnies

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*LOL'S* I knew they'd fit perfectly together!
There's no need to ask forgiveness. Things like this are the whole reason I post bunnies - so someone else can find them, pet them, adopt them, and use them far better than I could.
...*still laughing*