ext_190995 ([identity profile] lapinporokoira.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tf_bunny_farm2008-08-15 12:06 am

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Well I've been too quiet in this communtiy. Haven't replied nearly enough or at all lately to others. I shall try to rectify that. In the meantime I offer up more of those darnable bunnies.

1. Follow the third star(Scream) on the left and straight on ‘til morning.
Starscream: “These flying kids won’t stop following me!”


2. The Dinobots love fuzzy things.

 
3. Everyone got Perceptor’s name wrong he is actually called Preceptor. 
Preceptor:
a: teacher, tutor 
b: the headmaster or principal of a school
2: the head of a
preceptory of Knights Templars

3.B. Perceptor has a twin.

 
4. A Cybertronian Graveyard.


5. In stories I’ve read from the 2007 movie; for the Allspark to reproduce it ends up in a female but no-one seems to realise the concept that males can breed more then females. Where a female has 9 months to produce a baby, a male can be making ten, twenty, fifty, hundred+ females pregnant in the same time period.
Soooooo on that, the bunny is:
Both Megatron and Optimus were there when the Allspark was destroyed. 
Now both have this insatiable urge to interface. No-one is safe, no femme, Cybertronian or otherwise. 

 
6. The War began a-la Lord of the Flies. The adults disappeared leaving only the very young to survive on their own. 


7. Whatever happend to Spike's mother? 

 
8. Kup and Ironhide are Brothers

 
9. Huffer doesn’t want to be reliable anymore.

 
10. Autobots and Decepticons as the Seven Virtues/Sins
(I’m not entirely sure this has been done. I think it might be but just in case it isn’t.)
Well for every Sin there is an Opposing Virtue so whoever is which has their counterpart on the other faction. Or within their own, it is not necessary for all the Sins to be represented by a Decepticon or Virtues by an Autobot.

 

11. There is a struggle between good and evil and the spirits that incorporate the Sins and Virtues look for those they wish to gift with their very essence. In hopes they can bring a new dimension to the struggle.

Lust (Luxeria) =/= Chastity (Castitas)
Gluttony (Gula) =/= Temperance ( Temperantia)
Greed (Avaritia) =/= Charity (Liberalitas)
Sloth (Acedia) =/= Diligence (Industria)
Wrath (Ira) =/= Patience (Patientia)
Envy (Invidia)=/= Kindness (Humanitas)
Pride (Superbia) =/= Humility (Humilitas)

Lust: Starscream? Wheeljack?
Kindness: Bumblebee? Hound? 
Humility: Scavenger? Mirage? Fireflight
Pride: Tracks? Slingshot? Grimlock? Powerglide? 
Patience: Thundercracker? Beachcomber? Ratchet?
Wrath: Motormaster? Ironhide?
Envy: Starscream (again)? Red Alert? Sideswipe? Frenzy? 
Gluttony: Megatron? Sunstreaker? The Constructicons? 
Greed: Mirage? Blitzwing? Trypticon?
Sloth: Dead End? Huffer? Gears? 
Diligence: Perceptor? Soundwave? Shockwave?
Charity: SilverBolt? Long Haul? Ravage?
Chastity: Optimus Prime? Bumblebee? Perceptor?
Temperance: Soundwave? Shockwave? Prowl? 
Some I got stuck on for characters. So a wierd mix of potential candidates.

 
12. The Dinobots discover exactly what their origins are.

 
13. A Transformer gets infected with Spyware.


14. The world, nay the universe was in peril. Shockwave, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Perceptor and Hook have joined their minds for a project. It just isn’t safe to leave your room anymore.

 
15. Frankenstein’s Robot!
An experiment went wrong. In fact the experiment is a bot and he hasn’t JUST gone wrong, he’s gone totally insane. Too many skills and codes have been encrypted into his body. All of them warring within his components, and his mind and body are simply unable to cope. 
Someone decided to create a Transformer combining Skywarp’s warping ability, Mirage’s invisibility, Hound’s holographic projections, Soundwave’s mind reading, Perceptor’s intelligence, Stunticon’s field ect… And now this Super Cybertronian is on the rampage.

 
16. Prowl decides not to be the logical serious one for once.

 
17. The Autobots and Decepticons love April Fool’s day, well some of them do at least. It’s also been made the day for the annual, Joker King contest! Best prankster wins the crown.

 
18. Cliffjumper is misunderstood. His enthusiasm and single-minded determination are often confused for hard-headiness, ignorance and aggression. It frustrates him when the likes of Ironhide is considered brave for his actions or Sunstreaker for his fighting skill. It just seems mini-bots are held to higher standards. So with these thoughts Cliffjumper becomes depressed and annoyed. But he’ll show them.

 
19. Crossover with original Godzilla.

 
20. The Dinobots meet Mecha-Godzilla.

 
21. The Transformers decide to write their own bunny lists.

 
22. G1. The Humans were just another organic species to the Autobots and Decepticons. Their home planet was dying and there just wasn’t time to be nice to the natives of Earth. 

 
23. Rumble and Frenzy run away to the Circus.

 
24. The crews of the Ark and Nemesis were in fact exiles of Cybertron. 
 

25. If you can’t beat them, join them. 
The Autobots suddenly find themselves enemies of Earth as the humans decide that siding with the Decepticons will be better odds for their own survival.

 
26. Wheeljack has seen The Addams Family! Now there is a Thing running around that used to be Wheeljack’s hand. O_O

 
27. Three Bots and a Sparkling.
An exploration team consisting of Mirage, Ironhide and Huffer (I loves Huffer! But you can have any three you like) come across a dying femme who gives them her sparkling to take care of before she dies. Follow the amusing struggles the three have to deal with, when they try to find the rest of their faction, do their job, fight a war and take care of a youngling all at the same time.

 
28.  Let my people go!


Going through wiki of the animated movie I now have these bunnies.
29.In the animated movie Snarl was missing out of the Dinobots. This is because he died.

 
30. 
Wiki: Starscream injures his own leg when it gets trapped while Autobot City is transforming. At first damage is shown, but it has completely healed minutes later. 
Starscream is not quite what he appears. He is in fact immortal, which is also why he is the only one of the dead to become a ghost.

31.
Wiki: The Constructicons are first shown as being the same size as the rest of Decepticons. While inside Astrotrain, the Constructicons break out in a fight with Soundwave's casette (mini)bots. In this scene the Constructicons are roughly the same size as the casette (mini)bots.
All the gestalt teams get miniaturised to cassette size. It is only in their combined form they become ‘normal’ sized.

 
32. To go with 31.
One of the regular sized Transformers is in fact a gestalt team in disguise.

 
33. 
Wiki: The telescope on Lookout Mountain mysteriously changes size.
Perceptor wasn’t happy with his latest assignment.

 
34. 
Wiki: Blaster is shown "pickin' up a signal" from Spike and Bumblebee while the surviving Autobots are rebuilding Autobot City. However, when the Decepticons attack later on, he is nowhere to be seen. He does not appear for the rest of the movie, yet is seen as alive and well during season 3.
Blaster never existed, so how come they reacted as if he and his cassettes were part of the Autobots?


35.
Wiki: The song "The Touch" was later covered in the 1997 Paul Thomas Anderson film Boogie Nights by the character Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg).
Optimus and Megatron before the war were porn stars.
The war was because each claimed to be the most ‘powerful’ Cybertronian.


36.
Wiki: The universal greeting used by Kup and Hot Rod appears in the PC game Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne: when clicking numerous times on the hero Illidan, he responds with "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong! It's the universal greeting."
Kup sues the makers of WoW.

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[identity profile] newsy891.livejournal.com 2008-08-15 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
#18: Maybe the minibots are held to lower standards, and Cliffy's eagerness to do what he sees as his part is seen as getting in over his head, doing something which it is not a minibot's place to do. Could Cliffjumper, then, be part of a movement for "equal opportunity/responsibility for minibots" - similar to movements for women to go into combat alongside men?

[identity profile] silvane91.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
16. Prowl decides not to be the logical serious one for once.

Vengeance for all the craziness he has to deal with on the ark. Bonus points if he claims his battle computer crashed and he blames it on the most frequent troublemakers.

24. The crews of the Ark and Nemesis were in fact exiles of Cybertron.

So, are the decepticons just exceptionally civilminded to keep sending energon back, or are they trying to bribe their way home? How did the prime get banished anyway? Are they political exiles or criminal? Or a mix of both?

30. Starscream is not quite what he appears. He is in fact immortal, which is also why he is the only one of the dead to become a ghost.

What, like highlander?...And now I have an image of Starscream-the-immortal in my head, complete with big f***ing metal swords and idiots going after him shouting "there can be only one!".

[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-08-19 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
1. ... I thought it was the first star to the right? But seriously, I would love to see a Peter Pan crossover.

3. My spell check kept trying to change Perceptor to Preceptor. Maybe it was trying to tell me something...? Though why he has allowed them to make the mistake for so long...

3.B. Perceptor and Preceptor! *loves*

6. Interesting. *has never read Lord of the Flies*

9. *wants to see this so much*

10. You know, while I was without a computer, I had a thought of several Autobots as the Seven Deadly Sins (in the style of Full Metal Alchemist). But anyway... Let's see...

Lust, Chastity = Skywarp, Perceptor?
Gluttony, ? = Mixmaster, ?
Greed, Charity = Sunstreaker, Bluestreak
Wrath, Gentleness(?) = Motormaster, Beachcomber
Pride, Humbleness(?) = Hot Rod, Bumblebee
Envy, ? = Red Alert, ?
Sloth, ? = Dead End, Ratchet

Though it'd be interesting to see Perceptor as a Sin, not a Virtue. Who'd expect the innocent scientist to be sinful? And I drew a blank on some of the Virtues.

11. Good choices. I love the idea.

14. *LOVES* I want to see this so much! What could they possibly be building? ... Should I be scared?

16. And the war ended for a day while everyone tried to figure out what was wrong with him. Meanwhile, Spike and Sparkplug decided to stock up on winter gear because Hell had obviously frozen over.

17. *pictures Perceptor sitting on a throne, wearing a crown* Because you know there's a prankster hidden inside that CPU of his. Of course, knowing him, the prank was entirely accidental.

21. As revenge.

... Perceptor is going to kill us, isn't he?

23. Where they met Eject and Rewind, who want to run away from the circus. Together, they defeat the evil Ringmaster, befriend a lion (Steeljaw) and a panther (Ravage), bring the mob to justice, run away together to join a band of Gypsies lead by Soundwave who occasionally acts as babysitter for Eject's and Rumble's sparkling, Blaster.

24. *loves*

25. *loves*

26. I can totally see him doing something like this. Optimus has now gone to cry in the corner.

Optimus: "I should just get rid of the tv all together!"

27. Sparkling!Perceptor! *nods*

28. I have that song in my head now. And those are the only lyrics I know. And I bet you weren't thinking of that song at all.

33. *giggles* Poor Perceptor!

34. Wow... He's an imaginary friend? A ghost? An angel?


[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-08-22 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooops think it is. Always mix that up.
I do believe in seekers. I do I do, I do.
Human: I don't believe in you, Starscream.
Starscream: Akk. *dies*


Starscream! No! What will I tell Faery!Skywarp and Faery!Thundercracker?

... And I was wrong. Second star to the right.

Because his student will come out of the woodworks and spill all those embarressing secrets of his? ^^

Blackmail? ... Was Perceptor Red Alert's teacher or something?

And Perceptor was the unloved of the pair. :(
Basically one bunny bore another.


Poor Perceptor! *hugs*

Me too.
I will hint at for Huffer stories in all my bunny lists from now until someone takes one. :D


Maybe I should include Huffer in one of my fics.

I struggled too which is why I had quite an interesting selection in the end.
I put down Perceptor as a couple of Virtues but he could be good as Pride, thinking about it.


I was actually seeing him as Sloth (FMA style). But Lust would be good. Pride too.

Of course you should be scared! ^^ They are rebuilding Unicron.

Willingly? Or did Unicron take over their minds? Most might not notice anything strange with the others, but the Constructicons might wonder what's wrong with Hook. Can't hide much of anything from the Gestalt bond without a lot of effort. Of course, Unicron might have completely cut Hook off from the others. In which case, the other Constructicons will go on the warpath looking for him.

Prowl: They fell for my plan! Muahahahahaha!
Satan: *shudders*


Prowl, Spawn of Unicron Satan!

Well he is the loveable absent-minded proffesor. :)

Sunstreaker: I'm PINK?!
Percy: Oh dear. I must have mis-mixed my new improved wax formula
---
Ironhide: Leeking Lubricants! My gun just exploded.
Percy: It appears I increased the firing power too much.


?: "And the winner of the pranking contest is Perceptor! For painting Sunstreaker pink!"
Sunstreaker: *still pink* *growls*
Perceptor: *confused* "There was a contest?"
?: "... Oh, what a kidder!" *puts crown on Perceptor's head*
Perceptor: *still confused*

I love absent minded professor!Perceptor! Hey, that rhymed!

Not unless he's a sadist. ^o_o^

He's been taking lessons from Motormaster!

Motormaster: "Now you'll want to twist here until you hear cracking..."
Perceptor: *taking notes*
Victim: *screams in pain*

Bunny nunmber ?: Perceptor enjoys being the target of the bunny lists.

He's a masochist! I knew it!

Motormaster: *drops victim* "Now about my payment?"
Perceptor: *puts away his notes and eagerly walks over to Motormaster*
Motormaster: *grabs Perceptor*
Fade to black...

Seriously though, you need to put that on your next list.

Ratchet: "How can you possibly like reading that?!"
Perceptor: "It's fun. Oh, look! Here I am being abused by Motormaster!" *happily reads*
Ratchet: "... You need help."

LMAO. And Soundwave has a couple of parrots called laserbeak and Buzzsaw as he was a pirate before he became a gypsy.

Soundwave: "Argh."

I was thinking of the film... with that song in it. Damn.

What movie was that? Because I can't place it.

Perceptor: I have a vast intellect that is wasted on such a menial task.
Me: Perceptor is sexy and smart. So he is kidnapped, connected to a machine where he is raped in mind and body.
Perceptor: Look-out Mountain. Here I come!
Me: ^^


LOL! If we want him to do something, all we have to do is hold out a bunny and he'll do anything to get away from it!

... He should form a support group for those afraid of Bunnies. It could include a guest appearance from Anya (BTVS). She would teach them the best ways to defeat the bunnies and she could possibly offer vengeance.

Maybe he is Primus and his cassettes are different Jiminy Crickets.

*LOVES* I want to see!

[identity profile] kirin-saga.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Perceptor: *blinks* No torture? No mutilations?

I decided to give you a break.

...

Ok, breaks over now! *holds up whip*

Perceptor: *screams and runs away*

*pouts*

And lay blame at the Autobots even though they are innocent, only because Hook was 'willingly' working with some of them?

*nods*

Art of a confused Perceptor king? :D

... I need to learn to draw.

PerceptorXMotormaster!
With screams of pain that turns them on.


*loves*

Shockwave: I can't see with this eyepatch!

Laserbeak: "No, I do not want a cracker! And stop calling me Polly!"

Errr, The Prince of Egypt.

...Ok, we're thinking of different movies. Because I haven't seen Prince of Egypt and the one I'm thinking of is live action. It had these kids (teens) that were tapping on a table, and one boy was singing slightly off key. Then this older guy shows up and finishes this song with this classical opera type voice. The kids looked happy to see him. I don't think they had expected him to show up.

[identity profile] casora-tigerkin.livejournal.com 2008-08-20 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
16. Prowl decides not to be the logical serious one for once.
In, No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King on FF.net Prowl declares war on Sideswipe.
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2363662/1/No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy

[identity profile] alabaster-demon.livejournal.com 2008-08-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
1. Follow the third star(Scream) on the left and straight on ‘til morning.
Starscream: “These flying kids won’t stop following me!”


Isn't it the second star to the right? And this mental picture was HILARIOUS. The Starscream in my mind has the most amusing expression when he's being stalked by flying kids in nightgowns.

15. Frankenstein’s Robot!… And now this Super Cybertronian is on the rampage.

Hmm, how about making a Lord Megamus Prime to counter it? If the universe doesn't explode from sheer weirdness, that might work.

On the Virtues/Vices thing... have you seen this?

http://nightyicons.deviantart.com/art/Pride-and-Humility-67187985