Did you miss me?

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1. The Autobots believe Perceptor is a prisoner of the Decepticons. But he's actually the prisoner of another Autobot and is being kept within the depths of the Ark.

2. When the Ark was being built, a killer stashes the body of his latest victim within it's walls. The body is not found and the walls are sealed up. However, the body wasn't as dead as the murderer thought. The victim, a youngling named Perceptor, laid in stasis for a long time while his repair systems worked on his injuries. When he woke up and found himself trapped within the walls of an unknown ship... well, he panicked. Too scared to leave, Perceptor made the walls his home. He made an exit so he could get Energon, but he doesn't stay outside for long. Teletraan is the only one who knows he's there, the semi-sentient computer basically adopting him and teaching him and helping him hide. Some of the other Autobots think he's a ghost. Some believe he doesn't exist at all. But all have heard him at least once during their time on the Ark.

3. Several Autobots find themselves pregnant. And they have no idea how they got that way since none of them have interfaced in a while. So... spawn of Primus? Unicron? Alien Experiment?

4. Smokescreen/Red Alert. Bonding over blackmail.

5. "When is too late, too late?"

6. Perceptor tries to kill himself, changes his mind, panics, and calls Ratchet for help.

7. He was real. And he was no ghost.

8. Consequence free just means the consequences are better hidden.

9. "Red looks like he needs a hug."

10. Crossover. Perceptor has many things in common with Discworld's Death, though he does his best to hide it.

11. Perceptor's lover demands he be perfect. In all things.

12. Consort training school. Perceptor was sent there when he came of age to learn how to be a perfect, obedient lover.

13. He sometimes wondered if he had imagined the smile.

14. "There are some people that he can't handle losing."

15. "They match."

16. When it came to science, it was never a good idea to say no to Perceptor.

17."Sometimes what you think is an end is only a beginning." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.

18. "Many years, but only a single day."

19. Blaster is Soundwave's little brother. Blaster used to idolize his big brother.

20. Someone takes a ride on the Polar Express.

21. Wheeljack gets the Dinobots a gift. Inspired by this picture.

22. Crossover with Gremlins. Perceptor gets a Gremlin, much to everyone else's horror. Perceptor thinks the Gremlin is the cutest thing, even when it's evil.

23. A pet that is a perfect angel around it's owner, but a little devil with everyone else.

24. Art. Soundwave babysitting sparkling!Blaster.

25. Baby's Day Out.

26. Blaster's first crush. Bonus if it's the other mech's voice that first attracted him.

27. Blaster's first curse. This one was the result of a typo.

28. "I loved you."
"... Don't you mean love?"
"No."

29. Perceptor is badly injured in an attack, passes out, and wakes up bonded. "I'm not a medic! It was the only thing I could think of to keep your spark from fading!"

30. Woke up unconscious.

31. Going with the 'Blaster's Cassettes are his Creators' idea. How does he feel about being under his Creators' constant supervision?

32. Red Alert was raised by Ratchet and/or Wheeljack. Perceptor was raised by the Twins.

33.Omega Supreme is going to be a daddy.

34. They're humans (turned humans or were always human. Up to you). Perceptor is deaf. Blaster is blind.

35. Art. Red Alert looking all paranoid, wearing a tinfoil hat.

36. Art. Red Alert = Little Red Riding Hood.

37. Cliffjumper's habit of calling everyone a traitor? Yeah, it's a glitch.

38. He was like a cat. Never satisfied. If he was here, he'd want to be there. If he was there, he'd want to be here.

39. Perceptor was killed. But he's going to hide this fact as long as possible.

40. Smile for him and he'll die happy.

41. "Do you love him?"
"He's a good person."
"That's not what I asked."

42. Perceptor is caught in an explosion (either one of his own or one of Wheeljack's) and is turned into a youngling (yes, youngling, not sparkling). While taking care of him, Ratchet and Wheeljack learn something that surprises them. Perceptor, at this age, does not know how to read, has never been to school, and has, in fact, never seen another of his kind before.

43. Perceptor occasionally got very territorial about his lab.

44. Perceptor is an ex-Vengeance Demon. Inspired by BTVS.

45. 'Transformers are an essential element of Native American religious philosophy, as these supernatural beings are responsible for the creation of the world as it is now in the age of the story-tellers. During the formative age, all beings had the ability to transform both themselves and things around them, as the world was fluid and changing. Hence, both cultural heroes and villains took part. Some transformations were intentional, such as the creation of humans and animals, but others were incidental, produced in the course of supernatural events. Transformers ensured that all of nature and culture had an origin that fitted logically into the beliefs and traditions of the tribe, securing a clear and powerful sense of social identity. Examples of Transformers are the culture heroes Coyote, Raven, Tiikuywuuti and Traveler.' ~Mythology of the North American Indian and Inuit Nations by Brian L Molyneaux.

46. "I have been an adult for millions of years! I don't care if I'm currently in the form of an underage teenage human, I am going to have some fun!"

47. Art. Blaster, Perceptor, Bluestreak. Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Speak no Evil.

48. Transformers: The Musical.

49. Perceptor is kidnapped by Decepticons. They get him addicted to drugs, then they take the drugs away. They tell him that if he works for them, he can have all the drugs he wants...

50. "All it takes is a voice that becomes a hundred, then a thousand. Unless it is silenced." ~Newsies.

51. Until Perceptor joined the Autobots, he didn't have a name.

52. Perceptor was a slave who was bought by the Autobots.

53. Perceptor was a Decepticon's slave until he was stolen by Autobots.

54. Crossover with The Future is Wild.

55. "Courage is the resolution to face the unseen." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.

56. "People never change. They are always themselves." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.

57. It is easy to discover with a little patience whether a child is lying. (I think this was from Death Comes as the End, but I'm not sure).

58. "It is easy to utter lies as truth." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.

59. "Fear is only incomplete knowledge. When we know then there will be no more fear." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.

60. Perceptor often tests things on himself. Ratchet tries to break him of this habit.

61. Perceptor is Sixshot's creator.

62. Perceptor is going to have a sparkling. Springer is the proud father. The other Wreckers find out that yes, there is something Springer is terrified of.

63. "A man whose mind is evil and whose intentions are evil is conscious of that fact and he knows that he must conceal it at all costs. He dare not, therefore, afford any unusual behavior." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.

64. "When he meets me anywhere he has a trick of looking as though I don't exist, as though he saw something behind me, something that isn't there." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.

65. "Life is not a matter of safety."

66. "Can Perceptor ever not think?"

67. "He might be safer not knowing."

68. Banish concealment.

69. Perceptor was a convicted murderer before the war. However, his intelligence was needed and so Optimus had him released and his records erased.

70. Perceptor: "What could I possibly need from you?"

71. "Do you see them as pawns on a chessboard? Toys on the playground? Things that exist only to amuse you?"

72. "We will be seen and heard."

73. Blaster + Moodswings = Strange music at odd hours of the night.

74. Tracks and Jazz fight over Blaster.

75. Made to believe the war was nothing more than a fantasy.

76. "Some secrets are worth dying for."

77. "I'd die for you!"
"But will you live for me?"

78. Following sound into silence.

79. "That conscience of yours? Lose it." Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie.

80. Crossover with Nightmare on Elm Street. I caught the last half of that the other day. It was kind of funny. Though I don't think my cousin should have allowed her six year old niece to watch it.

81. Ratchet: "Perceptor, you're pregnant. That means you cannot spend days on end in your lab."
Perceptor: *pouts*

82. I was visiting my Grandmother. She has a fire extinguisher labeled First Alert. So... First Aid/Red Alert, anyone?

83. They didn't know who was more surprised. Perceptor when Springer walked in, picked him up and kissed him; Springer when he realized everyone was watching; or they themselves for seeing a Wrecker kissing one of the gentlest mechs they had ever met.

84. "This place thrives on child labor."

85. Art. Swoop holding a sparkling Perceptor.

86. 2007. Grimlock and Swoop have a sparkling... named Perceptor. They were shocked and pleased when they realize how intelligent their child is.

87. An extremely difficult pregnancy. "I don't think he could survive another. He might not even survive this one."

88. "Is he really beyond help? Too far gone? A lost cause?"

89. "Perceptor, why is there a security camera in your room?"
"Ratchet thinks I need watching. I don't know why though."

90. Perceptor was killed when he was a youngling. His creators created another Perceptor and pretended the first never existed. But then Perceptor starts having dreams... Inspired by a book I read years ago called (I think) My Sweet Audrina by VC Andrews. I haven't even looked at the book in forever though, so I might have gotten it confused with another.

91. A TV network makes an offer. Wheeljack and Perceptor's Science Hour.

92. "Everyone turns into a sparkling at least once during their adult life."

93. "It's impossible to get anything done when you have nothing to distract you."

94. "He's too curious for his own good."

95. "The thing about changing the world... once you do it, the world's all different." ~BTVS.

96. "For a scientist, Percy's not much of a linear thinker."

98. Perceptor was once a prisoner of the Decepticon Penal Colony, Styx. But he was released.Why? And why do none of the Autobots know he was ever there?

99. How exactly do the Reapers know Perceptor?

100. Instability attracts stability.

101. "I don't believe. I know."

102. Before the war, Perceptor was a Companion.

103. "I don't feel safe."

104. Those mechs that are able to get pregnant, suffer monthly pain.

105. Soundwave and Blaster: In Concert!

106. "Let it illuminate you!"

107. Autobots show up in the rec room with their favorite music videos. Music Video Showdown!

108. Optimus and Megatron are locked in a room together and are told to work out their differences.

109. "Please tell me that's not him again."

110. Someone tries and fails to murder Perceptor. Yet due to Perceptor's history, everyone believes it was an attempted suicide.

111. Perceptor: "Some things you are better off not knowing. Even I know that."

112. "It hurts less than it should."

113. He tried to convince everyone he was fine. No one believed him.

114. "You lost me. I can't believe you lost me!"

115. He didn't want him, but he didn't want anyone else to have him either.

116. Acting the part for a mission, don't fool your friends too well.

117. "It has enough energy and then it saves your life."

118. Crossover with Star Wars. A sparkling is found and thinks C3PO is Daddy.

119. Art. Red Alert crouched in the corner, growling. Optional: Inferno trying to coax him out.

120. Red Alert finds a sparkling.

121. Wheeljack travels back in time to kill Perceptor. Perceptor who would bring Hell to Earth and Cybertron.

122. Switched at creation.

123. Art. Red Alert wearing a red visor.

124. His creators were traitors.

125. Perceptor is a werecreature.

126. "Listen to your heart, not the voices in your head." ~The Simpsons.

127. The one thing Perceptor never learns: That some people don't deserve forgiveness.

128. Perceptor is Hot Rod's creator.

129. Perceptor wanted real parents. Parents who asked where he had been. Parents who made sure he did his homework. Parents who were parents, not these overgrown kids who created him. Parents who supported him, encouraged him...

130. There are washracks in the lab. Wheeljack and Perceptor often take advantage of this.

131. Art. Perceptor laying on the floor of the washracks.

132. Sex as punishment.

133. Ratchet: "Come on Perceptor, tell me where it hurts."
Perceptor: *shakes head*
Ratchet: "I can't help you if you don't tell me where it hurts."

134. An untended open wound, becoming corroded and tainting their energon. Energon poisoning.

135. Perceptor is from the future... and he was created on Earth. Might have mentioned this one before.

136. First Aid/Perceptor

137. Remember that show Twice in a Lifetime? Yeah, someone's getting a second chance.

138. Perceptor was a teenage runaway.

139. Out of body experience.

140. Once they pull anything off, they're sorry about it.

141. He sometimes acted as though he wasn't in the same room as his body.

142. Art. Wrecker puppy pile.

143. Art. Perceptor sitting on Springer's lap.

144. Art. Grimlock carrying a sleepy Perceptor.

145. "He is not a pet."

146. Art. Sparkling!Blaster. Adult Eject and Rewind playing with him.

147. Perceptor: *watches explosion* "We're going to be blamed for this, aren't we?"
Wheeljack: *also watching* "Yep."

148. Perceptor often has the urge to mother his friends.

149. "No, you don't understand. Perceptor was the experiment."

150. Playing hopscotch.

151. Early in the war, Optimus found a sparkling!Perceptor in an abandoned housing unit.

152. Perceptor is being hurt and Steeljaw is the only one who notices. Of course, if Steeljaw knows, Blaster will know soon enough.

153. Silent Proof

154. He tried to save Perceptor... but he just made Perceptor's situation worse.

155. You know those people who lure people into their homes and trap them, rape them, and keep them until they tire of them? Well, Perceptor was once a victim of one of them.

156. "Otherwise I'll behave."

157. "The brats of this and that."

158. "Now let's stand alone for a moment, lets see if he finds his way."

159. Eject and Rewind are Blaster's creators. And they finally decide it's time he went his own way.

160. It's Blaster's first date. Eject and Rewind act like typical parents.

161. "It's Wheeljack! And Perceptor!" *whispers* "Together!"

162. He lied about the memory loss.

163. "We need to stop referring to dried blood as rust."

164. Perceptor committed a crime before the war. That crime has finally been solved.

165. Perfect except together.

166. "Tired kids weigh three times as much as they do when awake."

167. "Don't cry foul."

168. What were Eject's favorite sports on Cybertron?

169. "Fowl!"
"You mean foul."
"No. Fowl."

170. Rewind has to go out of town on business and leaves Eject in charge of their sparkling, Blaster. With strict orders to not take him out of the house as he's getting over a small virus. However, Eject soon becomes bored and decides that there would be no harm in taking Blaster to a game. After all, the game is inside, what harm could it do?

171. They had said that there was no need to worry. And they ended up being the ones who worried the most.

172. 2007. Seaspray. Submarine?

173. What if the Titanic had been a Transformer?

174. "You can't always take the high road." Unless you want to devour the crude people coming in.

175. They usually followed him around about the place.

176. They tried to convince Perceptor he was going insane. But really, he already knew it. In fact, he went a long time ago.

177. "Who said flowers had to be beautiful?"

178. Ramjet/Hook.

179. "Hook's happy. Is the world ending or something?"

180. Hook tries to kill himself.

181. Art. Perceptor, smiling a rather frightening smile, holding a rather wicked looking knife. Inspired by bunny number 57 of this post.

182. "If you were a blind mech in a world of blind mechs, and suddenly found yourself able to see... How would you describe the wonders around you? Could you?"

183. Perceptor is dying and there is nothing Ratchet and Wheeljack can do. Nothing but hold him, comfort him, as he slowly fades away. Inspired by bunny 63 from this post.

184. Perceptor is easy, but only under the right circumstances.

185. Red Alert has finally glitched beyond repair and is placed in a mental institution. Inferno visits as often as he can. Sometimes, he's not even sure Red Alert recognizes him.