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tf_bunny_farm1. (Inspired by a Bunny which I can't remember by whom now.
He was a Queen amongst the *enter faction here* Well protected and venerated. What made him special was his function. In a time of war and constant losses reproduction was the most highly valued skill. Unfortunately it came with an incredible cost. He was a slave to his build. A brood mare.
They always needed warriors to replace the fallen so he was always called to perform his duty to the war and their race. He had no choice. They took him whether he wanted to or not. Forced a bond, forced him to breed over and over again. Worse, due to the losses he ended up being bred back to his own children, Grandchildren. There were less and less unrelated mechs to mate with. Nothing was taboo as long as the race continued to survive.
So Queen he may be; but never allowed directly onto the battlefield: Feeling the keen loss as his children died over and over again: Forced to bond: Having to endure the taboo’s of incest…
(And nope! Not allowed Perceptor! Think of someone else. I dare you. ^_^ )
Example:
A. The Drones were his guardians, his servants, his jailors. He could try and escape but for what use? He would be hunted down and lose what little freedoms he had gained. Loyalty and Capitulation was the only way to avoid being imprisoned even further.
So outwardly he was loyal to the cause, he lay with who he was told to, prostate. For although he despised the act with every fibre of his being now he would just let them do what was needed. And they came regularly. Sometimes in ones or twos, sometimes in packs. He was capable of holding multiple Sparks so the numbers made no difference. But many sparks meant greater pain. He hid that too. It was not the Decepticon way to show pain.
When they paid their ‘respects’ he was left to build the suitable containments for the sparks to grow faster. They dotted the lab like tombs. Energy pumping through them, so that he had time to order the drones to build appropriate bodies. Battle-hardened bodies. Everything they needed to know programmed into it. Little time was wasted on slow training, bonding of a parent to his child. War was fast paced, no time for frivolity.
A video screen flickered to life.
Megatron: Shockwave!
Shockwave: Yes, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: The Stunticons are incoming. I expect good results this time.
Shockwave: As you command.
On the outside, he was calm, analytical, logical; but inside he was screaming.
2. Flighty describes well those with the natural grace of a flying alt mode.
Delicate circuitry, highly strung personalities that need special handling, the mobbing mentality during a fight and in some case a love of their own voices.
It makes them ‘difficult’ to handle.
A. Flyers are more prone to injuries and require a more delicate hand for fixing. The Decepticon’s medic lacks such a skill so the flyers have learnt to fix each other. This has also developed a case of Iatrophobia amongst them.
Iatrophobia: An abnormal or irrational fear of doctors or going to the Doctor.
B. Due to their rather high-strung personality, Flyers can be glitchy.
They find themselves more comfortable around their own type and can react rather quickly (and negatively) to unexpected stimuli. Being grounded gives them a nervous air about them.
A worse punishment cannot be imagined. So for flyers, ‘grounded’ has a double meaning.
B2. Funny thing is, for Silverbolt he doesn’t mind being grounded as such. YET he is the least likely to be punished so. The other Aerialbots are jealous. It isn’t fair!
Silverbolt: Want my fear of heights instead?
Aerialbots: O_O nooooooo!
B3. Fear of the fear of heights.
C. Flyers due to that airy personality are the most likely to develop glitches and phobia’s of any Cybertronian’s.
C2. Glitches in ground based mechs are due to an alteration of their original flyer programming.
C3. In Triple changers the chance of developing a glitch are minor in comparison. In fact the hybridisation seems to increase resilience.
D. Looking up Birds of Prey I found that quite a few can see in the ultraviolet range.
Seekers have a unique sight in comparison to other Cybertronian’s. They have heightened awareness and can track the minutest traces of Energon.
E. What if those flyers were Birds, what species would each be?
Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp: Wedge-Tailed Eagle’s?
Coneheads: Caracara’s?
Silverbolt: Stork?
Skydive: Greater Sooty Owl?
Airraid: Laughing Falcon?
Fireflight: Common Kestrel?
Slingshot: Egyptian Vulture?
F. Skyfire had faint traces of memory of his time in his Ice tomb. It kept him from recharge sometimes. And as a flyer enclosed spaces are bad. So bad in fact he has developed a severe chronic Claustrophobia, more so then for your average flyer.
4. I would Lie to you, and that’s the Truth.
5. AU. Cops & Robbers. The Autobots are a crack police force against the terrorist faction of Decepticons.
6. Perceptor, you are the Puppet. (for Kirin)
7. Transformer <strike>Muppet</strike>Babies
Starring!:
Primus as Nanny
Megatron as Meggit or Meggy (Kermit)
Starscream as Mr Screamy (Miss Piggy)
Sideswipe as Sideskeet (Skeeter)
Sunstreaker as Sunscoot (Scooter)
Thundercracker as Thunzo (Gonzo)
Skywarp as Skuzzie (Fozzie)
Jazz as Rowzz (Rowlf)
Grimlock as Grinimal (Animal)
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Unicron as the child catcher… Not really. ^^
8.On a billboard of the Ark’s rec-room.
Memo:
1. No teasing the Dinobots.
2. Wheeljack is NOT allowed to watch human television shows.
3. Trouble-maker-Perceptor must have someone with him at all times.
4. Twins; no picking on the Mini-bots.
5. Twins; no picking on Ratchet
6. Twins; no picking on Red Alert
7. Twins; pranks are only allowed on April fool’s and must not be a danger to anyone’s health.
8. Twins; No corrupting Bluestreak.
9. Twins; no altering these rules.
10. Twins just don’t do anything!
11. Bluestreak stay away from the Twins.
12. Blurr NO speeding in the corridors!
13. Makes sure alarms work around Wheeljack’s lab.
14. Whose been at my stash? - Jazz
15. No altering the rules… EVERYBODY!
16. Ok. Sludge will not.
17. No shooting weapons indoors. Ironhide/Cliffjumper take heed of this one.
18. Rec-room does not mean WREAK! Room.
19. If you are reading this Decepticon invader, there is a camera right behind you and I am waving.. my hand over the internal security system activation button.
20. Red Alert suxs!!! Lol
21. I refer back to numbers 9. And 6.
22. Bunnies are to be exterminated on sight.
23. Skywarp woz ere.
24. ALL camera’s must be checked and double-checked.
25. Spike no making out with your girlfriend in/around Bumblebee
26. Spike do NOT bring in strange and out of place technical equipment. ESPECIALLY tape decks.
13. Unlucky for some.
14. Keep the Ark tidy.
27. How many times must it be said? D.O N.O.T M.E.S.S W.I.T.H T.H.I.S!
28. Red Alert must report to the medbay for his daily dose of sedatives. Volunteers required. (Not you Twins!) - Ratchet
29. I am better looking then Sunstreaker - THE Glorious and sexy Tracks
30. This list will self destruct in ten seconds…..
9. Bonding was going to be awkward, difficult, strange. They never looked at the physical differences before. It never mattered, they just simply loved each other.
Now how the hell was Hook going to make sweet, sweet love to Devastator?!
10. He was dying and he had to choose. Disband himself from the gestalt to stop the virus spreading to the others, or choose to remain and combine their form and spread the virus to all of them?
11. ??: Wheeljack stop playing with yourself.
12. Every Decepticon recruit has an initiation mission: Make Perceptor angry.
Failure means deactivation.
Success probably means deactivation too. ^^
13. Art: Perceptor, with a look of fear on his face, holding a sign saying HELP ME! .
14. The Dinobots are told bonding is the celebration of a relationship.
Whoever told them that is dead metal after the nth couple endures the humiliation of a cheerleading squad of Dinobots interrupting their ‘moment‘.
15. Anyone seen Robot Wars UK?
Well what if the House Robots were Cybertronian’s?
16. The Stunticons kidnap Huffer!
And he ends up as part of their crew.
17. The rich of Cybertron let the lesser bots fight in the war. Mirage defies his parents and his position and signs up.
18. ” If you love me then you would die for me.”
19. Song Lyrics:
If you leave me now, you’ll take away the very heart of me.
20. Tracks is a flying car. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a Flying car…
What if Tracks was Chitty?
(Vaguely think it’s been done.)
21.
??: Can I…
?: NO!
??: Why no…
?: NO!
??: I didn’t even get to fini…
?: I said No!
??: But…
?: Whatever it is the answer will still be No.
22. The Autobots knew something was wrong when the Decepticons invited them for tea and biscuits and came to a battle wearing dresses and Bonnets and talked in olde English and insisted on a lovely picnic instead of all that icky fighting.
23. He was brought back from the dead, but something came with him.
24. Bluestreak stops talking.
He’s discovered zen.
25. Soundwave is actually an Autobot and is Megatron’s personal slave.
A. Soundwave CHOSE to continue serving his master Megatron over joining the rest of the Autobots.
23. There are quite a few stories where a Decepticon seeks refuge with the Autobots. (Usually Starscream *yawn*)
So lets reverse the trend shall we?
(And damn you all my first thought was Perceptor!)
24. Art: Perceptor and a Bunny in fighting gloves facing off against each other.
Additional: Perceptor fangirls cheering on both competitor’s in the background.
25. In the Discworld books there is a character called Bloody Stupid Johnson…
For those who recognise the name you should know where I’m going with this ^^
*coughWheeljackcough*
26. Perceptor: How many times must I say that my name is not Alice?
27. Inferno is Red Alert’s Councellor.
28. Inferno is Red Alert’s Foster Father.
29. Movieverse:
Ron: Those blasted Insurance people.
Sam: Dad what did they say?
Ron: That car of yours. They refuse to insure it. Said some such thing about it being extremely high risk. Wouldn’t say why though.
Sam: Umm, err, really?
30. Star Trek crossover.
A transporter malfunction sends a team from the Enterprise to a rather unexpected place.
A. Captain Kirk tries to outwoo Tracks for the ladies.
Scotty shares his engineering expertise with Perceptor and Wheeljack.
Spock and Prowl have a logic competition.
Sideswipe tries to get Chekov to constantly say, ‘Nuclear wessels’.
Uhuru grumbles with Red Alert about not having their work appreciated.
Sulu is accosted by the mini-bots to learn martial arts.
31. Movieverse:
Ron and Judy get drunk and want to try and relive their teenage days.
Unfortunately making out inside Sam’s car is just one thing that want to try.
Bumblebee: They, they copulated in my backseat!
Sam: Who did?
Bumblebee: Your parents!
Sam: …… O_O
Bumblebee: I feel so violated.
Sam: … That image just violated me too.
32. Movieverse:
Miles is jealous of Sam and his new hot ride. Surely Sam wouldn’t mind if he ‘borrowed’ it?
33. Sweet Transvestite, Transexual Transformer.
34. On Cybertron there was no such things as gender. In FACT the femmes are not even Cybertronian. They are actually from another planet and another race entirely.
35. Primus gifted Mechs with Femme’s. Only the Femme’s didn’t appreciate being a gift as subservient whore’s.
36. Primus and Unicron were fighting over a female. This one just happened to be called Gaia.
37. Sunstreaker and Tracks are the vain ones for a reason.
A. They are considered handsome now but once upon a time they were considered beautiful. And on Cybertron beauty is seen as a commodity for sale.
B. They were born femme’s but hated it. The curvy looks, the attitude from others and their expected roles as Femme‘s. So at some point they had mech bodies built and their world changed. Now they love their new look because of those changes.
38. Why are Mini-Bots small?
Because they were originally organic’s who upgraded into a Cybertron mold.
39. Pervert a Transformer!
40. The Bunnies want Perceptor. No-one believes him though.
?: Fluffy Bunnies want to get you? Honestly Perceptor I wouldn’t expect this from you.
Perceptor: But they really are after ME!
41. Wheeljack: Waaaah! He broke it! He broke my invention! He’s a meany, he should be punished!
*Bawls his optics out whilst Perceptor smirks.*
42. Errrrrrr. Lalalalala I’m insane lalalala.
In Mario Bros land they travel to the Mushroom kingdom through the plumbing…
Pipes finds it hard to explain when two little Italian plumbers with moustache’s come out of him.
- 2007,
- airraid,
- bluestreak,
- blurr,
- bumblebee,
- cliffjumper,
- crossover,
- devastator,
- dinobots,
- dirge,
- fireflight,
- grimlock,
- hook,
- huffer,
- inferno,
- ironhide,
- jazz,
- judy,
- megatron,
- miles,
- mini-bots,
- mirage,
- movieverse,
- perceptor,
- pipes,
- primus,
- prowl,
- ramjet,
- ratchet,
- red alert,
- ron,
- sam,
- seekers,
- shockwave,
- sideswipe,
- silverbolt,
- skydive,
- skyfire,
- skywarp,
- slingshot,
- sludge,
- soundwave,
- spike,
- starscream,
- stunticons,
- sunstreaker,
- thrust,
- thundercracker,
- tracks,
- twins,
- unicron
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Date: 2008-08-29 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-30 12:40 am (UTC)As in Wonderland? *LOVES*
33. Sweet Transvestite, Transexual Transformer.
It's kinda sorta been done, twice, I think...
34. On Cybertron there was no such things as gender. In FACT the femmes are not even Cybertronian. They are actually from another planet and another race entirely.
That's an intriguing explanation, actually. Maybe they have a similar back-story to Smurfette?
36. Primus and Unicron were fighting over a female. This one just happened to be called Gaia.
I love this one also, though because I'm such a nerd, the first thing that came into my head when I read this was Captain Planet. Ahahaha...
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Date: 2008-08-31 08:17 pm (UTC)As in Wonderland? *LOVES*
Yep! ^^ Those bunnies jumped into the hole with the White Rabbit. Have to follow the Bunnies.
Or rather have to rescue Perceptor as those Bunnies try to make off with him.
33. Sweet Transvestite, Transexual Transformer.
It's kinda sorta been done, twice, I think...
Thought it might but it just amused me enough to put in there in case.
34. On Cybertron there was no such things as gender. In FACT the femmes are not even Cybertronian. They are actually from another planet and another race entirely.
That's an intriguing explanation, actually. Maybe they have a similar back-story to Smurfette?
LMAO now I'm thinking of Transformers/Smurfs.
36. Primus and Unicron were fighting over a female. This one just happened to be called Gaia.
I love this one also, though because I'm such a nerd, the first thing that came into my head when I read this was Captain Planet. Ahahaha...
Nothing wrong with being a nerd...
I would be a nerd. I love Rude Dawg and a whole bunch of obscure earlier cartoons.
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And I have two new bunnies to next weeks list. Thanks!
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Date: 2008-08-30 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-31 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-01 03:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-30 06:45 am (UTC)... DAMN IT! *thinks*
*thinks some more*
*still thinking*
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE I'D WANT IT TO BE!
C. Flyers due to that airy personality are the most likely to develop glitches and phobia’s of any Cybertronian’s.
So... maybe Red Alert was originally a flyer? That'd be interesting to see.
C2. Glitches in ground based mechs are due to an alteration of their original flyer programming.
Telepathy is strong tonight.
Silverbolt: Stork?
Maybe a Pelican?
6. Perceptor, you are the Puppet. (for Kirin)
*loves* Thank you so much!
3. Trouble-maker-Perceptor must have someone with him at all times.
*LOVES*
22. Bunnies are to be exterminated on sight.
Sadly, they stole Mirage's invisibility device.
28. Red Alert must report to the medbay for his daily dose of sedatives. Volunteers required. (Not you Twins!) - Ratchet
Ratchet: "You neither, Ironhide."
Ironhide: "Aw, but I just learned to hog tie." *pouts*
30. This list will self destruct in ten seconds…..
Wheeljack 'improved' the list?
You should post that list at your journal, like I did with the Banned List.
9. Now how the hell was Hook going to make sweet, sweet love to Devastator?!
*looks confused* Sorry, Hook. I don't know either.
10. Poor Hook is dying! *cries*
11. ??: Wheeljack stop playing with yourself.
Perceptor said, somehow managing to keep a straight face.
12. *LOVES*
Decepticon1: "Your mother was a trash compactor!"
Perceptor: *ignores*
Decepticon2: "You're... uh... so stupid... you can't read and stuff."
Perceptor: *gives the Decepticon a look*
Decepticon3: "You can't even-" *trips and crashes into one of Perceptor's projects*
Perceptor: *growls*
Decepticons: "Uh-oh." *back away slowly*
Perceptor: *snaps and kills Decepticons*
Decepticons: *dead*
Perceptor: *walks to intercom* "Clean up in Lab 3." *happily moves onto his next project as if nothing happened*
13. Art: Perceptor, with a look of fear on his face, holding a sign saying HELP ME! .
Now, is he surrounded by Decepticons, bunnies, or his fans?
14. *CACKLES*
20. Tracks is a flying car. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a Flying car…
What if Tracks was Chitty?
*LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I LOVE THAT MOVIE SO MUCH! *sings song (http://www.imeem.com/people/X5-8Ztj/music/pKqWplL5/disney_chitty_chitty_bang_bang_theme/)*
(Vaguely think it’s been done.)
... WHERE?!
21. ?? = Perceptor
? = Ratchet
22. Prowl: *crash*
Optimus: *crash*
Jazz, Twins, Red Alert, etc: *crash*
Perceptor: *frowns and pulls out a datapad* "I think we added too much Victorian to the formula."
Wheeljack: *nods* "Yeah. We should have at least added some Hippie."
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Date: 2008-08-31 09:03 pm (UTC)... DAMN IT! *thinks*
*thinks some more*
*still thinking*
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE I'D WANT IT TO BE!
Me: Perceptor I win the bet.
Perceptor: I was sure my calculations were correct.
Me: Nuh-uh none of that. Pay-Up! I told you Kirin would only be able to think of you.
Perceptor: Unfortunately so. I really must get a restraining order.
Me: I have the chains!
Percy: O_O *runs away.*
C. Flyers due to that airy personality are the most likely to develop glitches and phobia’s of any Cybertronian’s.
So... maybe Red Alert was originally a flyer? That'd be interesting to see.
C2. Glitches in ground based mechs are due to an alteration of their original flyer programming.
Telepathy is strong tonight.
When isn't it? ^^
Silverbolt: Stork?
Maybe a Pelican?
*Laughs8 Oh that sound so much more fun.
6. Perceptor, you are the Puppet. (for Kirin)
*loves* Thank you so much!
To paraphrase Thundercracker: Maybe I should wrap him up and put a little bow on him?
3. Trouble-maker-Perceptor must have someone with him at all times.
*LOVES*
Peceptor: I refuse to work under these conditions. Grimlock insists on being my assistant. I demand a new Caretaker!
30. This list will self destruct in ten seconds…..
Wheeljack 'improved' the list?
You should post that list at your journal, like I did with the Banned List.
Yeah! Just a litle tweaking and I'll do that.
9. Now how the hell was Hook going to make sweet, sweet love to Devastator?!
oks confused* Sorry, Hook. I don't know either.
10. Poor Hook is dying! *cries*
He's looking at me funny. *gulp*
11. ??: Wheeljack stop playing with yourself.
Perceptor said, somehow managing to keep a straight face.
Huffer however could not.
(Yep I said Huffer, :D had to get him in there somewhere.)
12. *LOVES*
Decepticon1: "Your mother was a trash compactor!"
Perceptor: *ignores*
Decepticon2: "You're... uh... so stupid... you can't read and stuff."
Perceptor: *gives the Decepticon a look*
Decepticon3: "You can't even-" *trips and crashes into one of Perceptor's projects*
Perceptor: *growls*
Decepticons: "Uh-oh." *back away slowly*
Perceptor: *snaps and kills Decepticons*
Decepticons: *dead*
Perceptor: *walks to intercom* "Clean up in Lab 3." *happily moves onto his next project as if nothing happened*
New addition to the bunny.
12 MARK 11:
He could do it. All he had to do was to get into Perceptor's room.
A little tweaking and the door slid open. One look and he ran away screaming. Perceptor spotted the Decepticon leaving and shrugged, before adding another Decepticon initiates body to his scrap pile.
13. Art: Perceptor, with a look of fear on his face, holding a sign saying HELP ME! .
Now, is he surrounded by Decepticons, bunnies, or his fans?
Cruel me says all of them.
*Still searching for Perceptor with those chains.*
20. Tracks is a flying car. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a Flying car…
What if Tracks was Chitty?
*LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I LOVE THAT MOVIE SO MUCH! *sings song*
(Vaguely think it’s been done.)
... WHERE?!
I feel guilty now. I meant the bunny idea not the actual story.
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Date: 2008-09-02 09:22 am (UTC)Perceptor: I was sure my calculations were correct.
Me: Nuh-uh none of that. Pay-Up! I told you Kirin would only be able to think of you.
Perceptor: Unfortunately so. I really must get a restraining order.
Me: I have the chains!
Percy: O_O *runs away.*
Sorry Percy. You're never going to get a restraining order. The judge is far too amused by your pain.
When isn't it? ^^
One of these days, Soundwave will learn to shield better. I hope that day never comes.
To paraphrase Thundercracker: Maybe I should wrap him up and put a little bow on him?
I now want to see Thundercracker, holding a Perceptor doll with a little pink bow on him. And in the background is an actual microscope. Perceptor?
Peceptor: I refuse to work under these conditions. Grimlock insists on being my assistant. I demand a new Caretaker!
Funny how Perceptor doesn't mind having a babysitter (as long said babysitter doesn't actually try to help). You'd think he'd pout or something.
Huffer however could not.
(Yep I said Huffer, :D had to get him in there somewhere.)
Someone needs to draw Wheeljack, sitting on the floor, playing with a little Wheeljack doll, while Perceptor stands next to him trying not to laugh. Huffer, of course, is in the backgroun laughing his aft off. Poor Wheeljack looks so confused...
New addition to the bunny.
12 MARK 11:
He could do it. All he had to do was to get into Perceptor's room.
A little tweaking and the door slid open. One look and he ran away screaming. Perceptor spotted the Decepticon leaving and shrugged, before adding another Decepticon initiates body to his scrap pile.
I wonder what the other Autobots think of Perceptor's... collection. Disgusted? Disturbed? Oblivious? Would they think he needs mental help?
Cruel me says all of them.
Perceptor: *cries*
*Still searching for Perceptor with those chains.*
Perceptor: *begs Omega Supreme to protect him*
I feel guilty now. I meant the bunny idea not the actual story.
*pouts*
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Date: 2008-08-30 06:45 am (UTC)23. (And damn you all my first thought was Perceptor!)
*points and laughs* We corrupted you! And yes, he needs to take refuge with the 'Cons. But why did he leave the 'Bots? *wonders*
24. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em!
25. In the Discworld books there is a character called Bloody Stupid Johnson…
I need to start reading those again.
26. Perceptor's fallen down the
plot bunnyRabbit Hole! I bet he'd enjoy a conversation with the Mad Hatter! Oh, and the Cheshire Cat! *LOVES*30. Star Trek crossover.
A transporter malfunction sends a team from the Enterprise to a rather unexpected place.
*LOVES* Perceptor meets Spock! Ratchet meets McCoy! Optimus meets Kirk! Wheeljack meets Scotty! *LOVES*
A. *LOVES*
33. Sweet Transvestite, Transexual Transformer.
There's one on DevArt called I'm Just A... by faeryl-moomba.
40. Poor Perceptor. How we torture him so. *evil grin*
41. Wheeljack: Waaaah! He broke it! He broke my invention! He’s a meany, he should be punished!
*Bawls his optics out whilst Perceptor smirks.*
Perceptor's a mean little sparkling, ain't he? *loves*
Pipes finds it hard to explain when two little Italian plumbers with moustache’s come out of him.
*cackles*
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Date: 2008-08-31 09:29 pm (UTC)Well if you want one of those from THE movie then Optimus is the most logical choice. Although I would prefer someone a little more obscure.
And I've never read the story you discribed.
23. (And damn you all my first thought was Perceptor!)
*points and laughs* We corrupted you! And yes, he needs to take refuge with the 'Cons. But why did he leave the 'Bots? *wonders*
Perceptor let me chain you donw and lock you away. Then no-one can have you! Except me. I will have you all to myself and you can thank everyone on the bunny farm for encouraging this obsession.
And I have a new bunny being bred just for you Percy! ^^
(In fact he'll hate me when I eventually post it... with ALLLLLL the others. Muahahaha!)
26. Perceptor's fallen down the plot bunny Rabbit Hole! I bet he'd enjoy a conversation with the Mad Hatter! Oh, and the Cheshire Cat! *LOVES*
And the Queen shall find herself facing a long-winded speech on the physicalities of taking people's heads off.
30. Star Trek crossover.
A transporter malfunction sends a team from the Enterprise to a rather unexpected place.
*LOVES* Perceptor meets Spock! Ratchet meets McCoy! Optimus meets Kirk! Wheeljack meets Scotty! *LOVES*
A. *LOVES*
O_O I forgot McCoy!
40. Poor Perceptor. How we torture him so. *evil grin*
I'm just getting warmed up. *evilgrin*
41. Wheeljack: Waaaah! He broke it! He broke my invention! He’s a meany, he should be punished!
*Bawls his optics out whilst Perceptor smirks.*
Perceptor's a mean little sparkling, ain't he? *loves*
Yup ^^
Pipes finds it hard to explain when two little Italian plumbers with moustache’s come out of him.
*cackles*
That one was down to a succession of thoughts. Beginning with Dragons. O_o Work that one out!
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Date: 2008-09-02 09:28 am (UTC)And I have a new bunny being bred just for you Percy! ^^
(In fact he'll hate me when I eventually post it... with ALLLLLL the others. Muahahaha!)
Perceptor: *cowers in fear*
And the Queen shall find herself facing a long-winded speech on the physicalities of taking people's heads off.
Would Perceptor want to leave Wonderland? He seems so happy there...
O_O I forgot McCoy!
*gasp* How could you?!
I'm just getting warmed up. *evilgrin*
Perceptor: *contemplates shooting himself*
That one was down to a succession of thoughts. Beginning with Dragons. O_o Work that one out!
I haven't played the games in forever so I'm not even going to try.
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Date: 2008-08-30 08:12 am (UTC)9. Now how the hell was Hook going to make sweet, sweet love to Devastator?!
I suddenly got this thought, Devy-wevy and his Hooky-wookems.
22. The Autobots knew something was wrong when the Decepticons invited them for tea and biscuits and came to a battle wearing dresses and Bonnets and talked in olde English and insisted on a lovely picnic instead of all that icky fighting.
Someone reprogeammed them with Jane Austen books?
23. He was brought back from the dead, but something came with him.
Optimus?
24. Bluestreak stops talking.
He’s discovered zen.
My muse is looking at this with interest. Skydive is in for some odd times.
23. There are quite a few stories where a Decepticon seeks refuge with the Autobots. (Usually Starscream *yawn*)
So lets reverse the trend shall we?
I want it to be Optimus, for some reason. Maybe the job of leading that pack of idiots is harder than he can cope with.
33. Sweet Transvestite, Transexual Transformer.
I saw a fic like that - Sam and Mikaela were discussing femmes when someone corrected them - Arcee isn't a femme, she's a mech who had to be put into a femme frame due to lack of anything else.
Then Arcee wanders by humming that song.
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Date: 2008-08-31 09:33 pm (UTC)He’s discovered zen.
My muse is looking at this with interest. Skydive is in for some odd times.
It's Yoga time!
23. There are quite a few stories where a Decepticon seeks refuge with the Autobots. (Usually Starscream *yawn*)
So lets reverse the trend shall we?
I want it to be Optimus, for some reason. Maybe the job of leading that pack of idiots is harder than he can cope with.
That would certainly bring chaos.
Prowl suddenly finding himself completely in charge because of Optimus leaving, Megatron finding his nemesis seeking asylum.
The rest of the faction wondering what the heck is going on and what is going on with the war?!
<>33. Sweet Transvestite, Transexual Transformer.
I saw a fic like that - Sam and Mikaela were discussing femmes when someone corrected them - Arcee isn't a femme, she's a mech who had to be put into a femme frame due to lack of anything else.
Then Arcee wanders by humming that song.
*Giggles*
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Date: 2008-08-30 10:20 pm (UTC)Well Starscream is already 3/4 of the way there. So is Tracks for that matter. <_<
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Date: 2008-09-01 09:35 pm (UTC)*LOVES**LOVES**LOVES*
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Date: 2008-09-01 10:05 pm (UTC)...
Things aren't lookin' so hot for you here, Unicron.
*LOL*
Unicron: O_O *takes control of Megatron and sends him to plant a huge continent-sized garden of roses on Earth*
Megatron: *confused*
That's gonna be one dysfunctional family situation!
Ooh! Unicron/Gaia/Primus trine!
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Date: 2008-09-01 12:58 am (UTC)[/butt in]
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Date: 2008-09-02 12:16 am (UTC)*Rushes off to read!*
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Date: 2008-09-02 08:10 pm (UTC)A transporter malfunction sends a team from the Enterprise to a rather unexpected place.
Chapter 5 of Thirty five Wheeljacks » by sonofan8track.
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3926263/5/Thirty_five_Wheeljacks
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Date: 2009-02-26 07:02 am (UTC)PROWL! *doesn't really like Perceptor...shh..*
...Because Prowl is pretty. Yes.
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Date: 2009-12-13 04:24 am (UTC)But which Enterprise? O_o
This can be applied to the original series, Next Generation - oh god, how to choose! o0o