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1. Animated. “I dug my Key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel-drive / Carved my name into his leather seats…”

 

2. G1 Thundercracker, Skywarp, and Starscream get blended together Animated!Blitzwing-style in some sort of horribly hilarious accident. (Icy = Thundercracker + Starscream; Angry = Skywarp + Starscream; Random = Skywarp + Thundercracker!)

 

3. It’s a common belief that if one partner in a spark-bond dies, the other will too. What most don’t know is that death for the second partner is not immediate. As long as the living partner remains ignorant that his beloved has died, he will not sense anything unusual and will continue to function as if nothing had happened. However, once he learns of the death, instead of instantly keeling over on the spot, the second partner slowly wastes away – even if he had already emotionally ‘gotten over’ the first partner.

 

4. (From Penny Arcade)

???1: I’ve got an idea.

???2: We’re not going to murder anyone.

???3: I’m out of ideas.

 

5. Talk Like A Pirate Day.

 

6. Some Transformers are, as per cliché, ‘transformed’ into humans – but they try to resist the process, and it stops halfway. They end up as smaller, part-organic cyborgs, and in some cases they possess extra (or previously dormant) powers.

 

7. Art. A Transformer (or several) with human eyes, but otherwise normal-looking.

 

8. Transformer evolution.

 

9. Mad Libs!

 

10. Who will save the heroes?

 

11. Who will guard the guards?

 

12. “I can’t feel anything… Why can’t I feel anything?”

 

13. ???1: It’s over.

???2: What’s over?

???1: Everything.

 

14. For the first time in his life, he cursed his ego.

 

15. A super-long angsty chain of unrequited love, crossing faction lines (and maybe even species lines). I once read a fic in which Jazz wanted Soundwave, Soundwave wanted Megatron, Megatron (and Skyfire) wanted Starscream, and Starscream wanted Optimus. I’m curious to see just how far it could extend – this fic didn’t go the final step and complete the loop by making Optimus want Megatron, but maybe there’s still room for more in the chain?

 

16. Off the battlefield, they never see him. He doesn’t hang around in the rec room, occupy his quarters or office, or even show up for patrols – as far as they can tell from storeroom records, he doesn’t even consume any energon. He just shows up for the fights and does his duty (always one-on-one combat with a certain mech), then disappears.

 

17. A one-way bond.

 

18. “You’re not a very good listener.”

 

19. Cybertron was a very (physically, at least) healthy planet. The only viruses that existed were deliberately created by those with malicious intent, and even then the creator always left a loophole so he could avoid falling prey himself. Then, the ‘Bots and ‘Cons come to Earth, where hackers invade and contaminate systems for the sheer fun of it…

?: This is a slagging plague planet!

 

42. The meaning of the universe :)

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