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tf_bunny_farm1. Animated. “I dug my Key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel-drive / Carved my name into his leather seats…”
2. G1 Thundercracker, Skywarp, and Starscream get blended together Animated!Blitzwing-style in some sort of horribly hilarious accident. (Icy = Thundercracker + Starscream; Angry = Skywarp + Starscream; Random = Skywarp + Thundercracker!)
3. It’s a common belief that if one partner in a spark-bond dies, the other will too. What most don’t know is that death for the second partner is not immediate. As long as the living partner remains ignorant that his beloved has died, he will not sense anything unusual and will continue to function as if nothing had happened. However, once he learns of the death, instead of instantly keeling over on the spot, the second partner slowly wastes away – even if he had already emotionally ‘gotten over’ the first partner.
4. (From Penny
???1: I’ve got an idea.
???2: We’re not going to murder anyone.
???3: I’m out of ideas.
5. Talk Like A Pirate Day.
6. Some Transformers are, as per cliché, ‘transformed’ into humans – but they try to resist the process, and it stops halfway. They end up as smaller, part-organic cyborgs, and in some cases they possess extra (or previously dormant) powers.
7. Art. A Transformer (or several) with human eyes, but otherwise normal-looking.
8. Transformer evolution.
9. Mad Libs!
10. Who will save the heroes?
11. Who will guard the guards?
12. “I can’t feel anything… Why can’t I feel anything?”
13. ???1: It’s over.
???2: What’s over?
???1: Everything.
14. For the first time in his life, he cursed his ego.
15. A super-long angsty chain of unrequited love, crossing faction lines (and maybe even species lines). I once read a fic in which Jazz wanted Soundwave, Soundwave wanted Megatron, Megatron (and Skyfire) wanted Starscream, and Starscream wanted Optimus. I’m curious to see just how far it could extend – this fic didn’t go the final step and complete the loop by making Optimus want Megatron, but maybe there’s still room for more in the chain?
16. Off the battlefield, they never see him. He doesn’t hang around in the rec room, occupy his quarters or office, or even show up for patrols – as far as they can tell from storeroom records, he doesn’t even consume any energon. He just shows up for the fights and does his duty (always one-on-one combat with a certain mech), then disappears.
17. A one-way bond.
18. “You’re not a very good listener.”
19. Cybertron was a very (physically, at least) healthy planet. The only viruses that existed were deliberately created by those with malicious intent, and even then the creator always left a loophole so he could avoid falling prey himself. Then, the ‘Bots and ‘Cons come to Earth, where hackers invade and contaminate systems for the sheer fun of it…
?: This is a slagging plague planet!
42. The meaning of the universe :)
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Date: 2008-09-20 07:43 am (UTC)Vengful teenage Sari turns her cheating boyfriend's car into a living mech, who becomes her secret ally in revenge.
12. “I can’t feel anything… Why can’t I feel anything?”
Human-turned-Transformer plot.
13. ???1: It’s over.
???2: What’s over?
???1: Everything.
Bored out of his mind as a ghost, Starscream becomes the regular meet-and-greet spirit of the Afterlife.
15. A super-long angsty chain of unrequited love, crossing faction lines (and maybe even species lines). I once read a fic in which Jazz wanted Soundwave, Soundwave wanted Megatron, Megatron (and Skyfire) wanted Starscream, and Starscream wanted Optimus. I’m curious to see just how far it could extend – this fic didn’t go the final step and complete the loop by making Optimus want Megatron, but maybe there’s still room for more in the chain?
TELEPATHY STRIKES AGAIN! I had an idea about that, though it did include a number more steps - considering I have a thing for the TFTM-intorduced 'Bots, it at leat had Magnus, Springer, Arcee and Hot Rod somewhere in it.
Magnus - as usual - wanted Optimus.
17. A one-way bond.
I've seen a couple of those in fic or bunnies before. Usually they're empowering for one but controlling of the other.
Which bring to mind, what if the dominant half of the bond (the one sending) somehow doesn't know?
42. The meaning of the universe :)
I am personally a true believer in 47 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/47_(number)#47.2C_the_in-joke). It's also a prime number, and there's something special about prime numbers.
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:09 pm (UTC)Hee hee. The Animated fandom needs more wicked Sari.
Human-turned-Transformer plot.
Hmmm, if they can't access the sensor system, they *wouldn't* be able to feel anything, would they? Although I was trying to picture this quote with a TF... Maybe a TF-turned-human-turned-back-to-TF?
Bored out of his mind as a ghost, Starscream becomes the regular meet-and-greet spirit of the Afterlife.
Like a Wal-Mart greeter! *LOVES* Nice summary there, Starscream. I'd love to see the 'Bots and 'Cons start trickling in one by one, cringing when they see who's welcoming them and expecting an attack or some snarky comment... and getting the same bored droning "Hi, you're dead, big surprise, no stopping, keep the line moving".
Magnus - as usual - wanted Optimus.
No, really? ^__^
I've seen a couple of those in fic or bunnies before. Usually they're empowering for one but controlling of the other.
Which bring to mind, what if the dominant half of the bond (the one sending) somehow doesn't know?
Now this bunny makes me think of Aniverse Lockdown & Prowl.
It's also a prime number, and there's something special about prime numbers.
Because of course they're PRIME numbers. XD
Wait, sneaking suspicion...
+ Optimus = 7 letters
+ Ultra Magnus = 18 letters
+ Rodimus = 25 letters
+ Orion Pax = 33 letters
+ Dion = 37 letters
+ Hot Rod = 43 letters
+ love (or 'bond') = 47 letters
Wow, I'm bored.
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Date: 2008-09-20 12:24 pm (UTC)4. Sounds like a conversation the Decepticons would have, but that's a bit predictable. So... Wheeljack and Ratchet? With Perceptor staying silent off to the side, wondering how he can help Wheeljack try to convince Ratchet that murder would be educational.
5. Several of these fics showed up at FanFiction.Net.
<b>4.</b> Sounds like a conversation the Decepticons would have, but that's a bit predictable. So... Wheeljack and Ratchet? With Perceptor staying silent off to the side, wondering how he can help Wheeljack try to convince Ratchet that murder would be educational.
<b>5.</b> Several of these fics showed up at FanFiction.Net. <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4547397/1/We_Dino_Pirates_Be"Here's one about the Dinobots.</a> And I think there was one about Simmons too.
<b>6.</b> Interesting.
<b>9.</b> I bet Perceptor and Bluestreak would have fun with these!
<b>12.</b> Perceptor asked himself when the other Autobots were slaughtered.
<b>13.</b> Perceptor calmly telling Optimus that one of his experiments has caused the universe to start to implode.
<b>15.</b> Optimus wants Blaster, Blaster wants Tracks, Tracks wants Sunstreaker, Sunstreaker wants Trailbreaker, Trailbreaker wants Hound, Hound wants Mirage, Mirage wants Cliffjumper, Cliffjumper wants Brawn, Brawn wants Perceptor, and Perceptor wants Megatron.
I just noticed that I didn't add any other Decepticons. Hmmmm. Maybe they are all sitting back and enjoying the show?
<b>16.</b> Blaster! Everyone got concerned when, after a battle with Soundwave, his behavior changed drastically. They all assumed Soundwave did or said something to him. They never imagined that Soundwave had killed him. And... maybe Blaster killed Soundwave as well? Soundwave and Blaster, cursed to repeat their battle over and over again... *is sad*
<b>17.</b> Perceptor is bonded to Megatron, but Megatron is not bonded to Perceptor. It makes Perceptor the perfect little slave.
<b>18.</b> An annoyed Blaster said to a distracted Tracks. Looks like Tracks is sleeping on the couch tonight.
<b>19.</b> They <i>would</i> think that, wouldn't they? They'll all turn into hypochondriacs.
<b>20.</b> Perceptor knows it! But can't tell anyone. How did he learn though? Did Primus tell him? Or maybe he <i>is</i> Primus!
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Date: 2008-09-20 12:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-20 03:26 pm (UTC)The Simmons one would be mine *grins*
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:12 pm (UTC)Personally, I'm curious as to what Mirrorverse!Simmons would be like. Also, normal!verse Simmons' reaction to Mirrorverse in general.
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:20 pm (UTC)Random Autobot: Okay, time to read it... Perceptor, what *are* these words? No one's gonna understand this!
Perceptor: *bounces* Read it anyway!
Random Autobot: *reads gibberish peppered with scientific terms*
Perceptor: *rolling on the ground with laughter*
Other Autobots: *confused silence*
Perceptor asked himself when the other Autobots were slaughtered.
Megatron: Because deep down, you're a cold-sparked Decepticon like us. Join us, Perceptor! Soon, we will rule the universe!
Perceptor: *still in tears of confusion over why he isn't in tears of sorrow and vengeful hatred*
Megatron: *sigh* We have cookies and advanced scientific equipment.
Perceptor: *stops crying* Okay! Who should I slaughter first? *big grin*
Megatron: *slightly freaked out*
Optimus wants Blaster, Blaster wants Tracks, Tracks wants Sunstreaker, Sunstreaker wants Trailbreaker, Trailbreaker wants Hound, Hound wants Mirage, Mirage wants Cliffjumper, Cliffjumper wants Brawn, Brawn wants Perceptor, and Perceptor wants Megatron.
LOVE it. I dare you to write some of those. I DARE you.
I just noticed that I didn't add any other Decepticons. Hmmmm. Maybe they are all sitting back and enjoying the show?
Kickback: Well, since they're all so depressed over their love lives (or lack thereof) that they've stopped drinking their energon...
Bombshell: Dinner and a show!
Shrapnel: *munch munch*
Soundwave and Blaster, cursed to repeat their battle over and over again... *is sad*
Their records are skipping. *also sad*
They would think that, wouldn't they? They'll all turn into hypochondriacs.
Except Red Alert. He was expecting something like this, so he built in firewalls for himself and is sitting back laughing smugly while the others panic.
Perceptor knows it! But can't tell anyone. How did he learn though? Did Primus tell him? Or maybe he is Primus!
What if he's Unicron?
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Date: 2008-09-22 11:08 pm (UTC)Perceptor: *still in tears of confusion over why he isn't in tears of sorrow and vengeful hatred*
Megatron: *sigh* We have cookies and advanced scientific equipment.
Perceptor: *stops crying* Okay! Who should I slaughter first? *big grin*
Megatron: *slightly freaked out*
It's kind of disturbing how Perceptor will slaughter, maim, and destroy if it meant he could get what he wanted. He's like a child-like Decepticon that doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong. Someone must have been taking care of him, supervising him and guiding him. It would explain why he wasn't with the Decepticons to begin with.
Maybe Beachcomber was taking care of him. And whenever Brawn tried to get Perceptor to fight... I can see Beachcomber with that Disapproving Parent expression.
Megatron had better be extremely careful about what he tells/allows Perceptor to do.
LOVE it. I dare you to write some of those. I DARE you.
I'd probably confuse myself.
Kickback: Well, since they're all so depressed over their love lives (or lack thereof) that they've stopped drinking their energon...
Bombshell: Dinner and a show!
Shrapnel: *munch munch*
I am suddenly wanting popcorn.
Their records are skipping. *also sad*
Records! Hah! But yeah... sad.
Except Red Alert. He was expecting something like this, so he built in firewalls for himself and is sitting back laughing smugly while the others panic.
It's not often Red Alert is less paranoid than others. I bet he's enjoying the feeling, knowing that he's safe.
What if he's Unicron?
*LOVES*
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Date: 2008-09-20 02:33 pm (UTC)Everyone wondered why Bumblebee and Jazz were suddenly terrified of human females. Sari included.
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:22 pm (UTC)Especially Sari. Because her Key would do more than just scratch them up a little.
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Date: 2008-09-21 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-21 12:20 pm (UTC)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4342919/1/White_Noise
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Date: 2008-10-01 11:49 pm (UTC)Prowl: *looking annoyed* I don't see why I have to be the one to do it.
Jazz: *amused* Well it could be because you are our 2IC and we know you get the job done.
Prowl: *looking more irritated*
Jazz: *smirking* Really it's just because now that you can fly we have an even better view of your aft. *gives Prowl a little shove* So get! ^.^
Prowl: *blushing heavily as he uses his powers to fly* ... *grumbles* You still shouldn't call my emergency line to get a cat out of a tree.
Autobots: *drooling*
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Date: 2008-10-02 05:05 am (UTC)I wonder why Prowl got the ability to fly? I think someone posted a bunny about the Datsuns being reformatted Seekers...
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Date: 2008-10-02 05:22 am (UTC)The wing bunny was totally what I thought of. Hmm...Dautsun's with cool wings ... that they can fly with. ^.^