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1. Animated. “I dug my Key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel-drive / Carved my name into his leather seats…”

 

2. G1 Thundercracker, Skywarp, and Starscream get blended together Animated!Blitzwing-style in some sort of horribly hilarious accident. (Icy = Thundercracker + Starscream; Angry = Skywarp + Starscream; Random = Skywarp + Thundercracker!)

 

3. It’s a common belief that if one partner in a spark-bond dies, the other will too. What most don’t know is that death for the second partner is not immediate. As long as the living partner remains ignorant that his beloved has died, he will not sense anything unusual and will continue to function as if nothing had happened. However, once he learns of the death, instead of instantly keeling over on the spot, the second partner slowly wastes away – even if he had already emotionally ‘gotten over’ the first partner.

 

4. (From Penny Arcade)

???1: I’ve got an idea.

???2: We’re not going to murder anyone.

???3: I’m out of ideas.

 

5. Talk Like A Pirate Day.

 

6. Some Transformers are, as per cliché, ‘transformed’ into humans – but they try to resist the process, and it stops halfway. They end up as smaller, part-organic cyborgs, and in some cases they possess extra (or previously dormant) powers.

 

7. Art. A Transformer (or several) with human eyes, but otherwise normal-looking.

 

8. Transformer evolution.

 

9. Mad Libs!

 

10. Who will save the heroes?

 

11. Who will guard the guards?

 

12. “I can’t feel anything… Why can’t I feel anything?”

 

13. ???1: It’s over.

???2: What’s over?

???1: Everything.

 

14. For the first time in his life, he cursed his ego.

 

15. A super-long angsty chain of unrequited love, crossing faction lines (and maybe even species lines). I once read a fic in which Jazz wanted Soundwave, Soundwave wanted Megatron, Megatron (and Skyfire) wanted Starscream, and Starscream wanted Optimus. I’m curious to see just how far it could extend – this fic didn’t go the final step and complete the loop by making Optimus want Megatron, but maybe there’s still room for more in the chain?

 

16. Off the battlefield, they never see him. He doesn’t hang around in the rec room, occupy his quarters or office, or even show up for patrols – as far as they can tell from storeroom records, he doesn’t even consume any energon. He just shows up for the fights and does his duty (always one-on-one combat with a certain mech), then disappears.

 

17. A one-way bond.

 

18. “You’re not a very good listener.”

 

19. Cybertron was a very (physically, at least) healthy planet. The only viruses that existed were deliberately created by those with malicious intent, and even then the creator always left a loophole so he could avoid falling prey himself. Then, the ‘Bots and ‘Cons come to Earth, where hackers invade and contaminate systems for the sheer fun of it…

?: This is a slagging plague planet!

 

42. The meaning of the universe :)

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I bet Perceptor and Bluestreak would have fun with these!

Random Autobot: Okay, time to read it... Perceptor, what *are* these words? No one's gonna understand this!
Perceptor: *bounces* Read it anyway!
Random Autobot: *reads gibberish peppered with scientific terms*
Perceptor: *rolling on the ground with laughter*
Other Autobots: *confused silence*

Perceptor asked himself when the other Autobots were slaughtered.

Megatron: Because deep down, you're a cold-sparked Decepticon like us. Join us, Perceptor! Soon, we will rule the universe!
Perceptor: *still in tears of confusion over why he isn't in tears of sorrow and vengeful hatred*
Megatron: *sigh* We have cookies and advanced scientific equipment.
Perceptor: *stops crying* Okay! Who should I slaughter first? *big grin*
Megatron: *slightly freaked out*

Optimus wants Blaster, Blaster wants Tracks, Tracks wants Sunstreaker, Sunstreaker wants Trailbreaker, Trailbreaker wants Hound, Hound wants Mirage, Mirage wants Cliffjumper, Cliffjumper wants Brawn, Brawn wants Perceptor, and Perceptor wants Megatron.

LOVE it. I dare you to write some of those. I DARE you.

I just noticed that I didn't add any other Decepticons. Hmmmm. Maybe they are all sitting back and enjoying the show?

Kickback: Well, since they're all so depressed over their love lives (or lack thereof) that they've stopped drinking their energon...
Bombshell: Dinner and a show!
Shrapnel: *munch munch*

Soundwave and Blaster, cursed to repeat their battle over and over again... *is sad*

Their records are skipping. *also sad*

They would think that, wouldn't they? They'll all turn into hypochondriacs.

Except Red Alert. He was expecting something like this, so he built in firewalls for himself and is sitting back laughing smugly while the others panic.

Perceptor knows it! But can't tell anyone. How did he learn though? Did Primus tell him? Or maybe he is Primus!

What if he's Unicron?

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Megatron: Because deep down, you're a cold-sparked Decepticon like us. Join us, Perceptor! Soon, we will rule the universe!
Perceptor: *still in tears of confusion over why he isn't in tears of sorrow and vengeful hatred*
Megatron: *sigh* We have cookies and advanced scientific equipment.
Perceptor: *stops crying* Okay! Who should I slaughter first? *big grin*
Megatron: *slightly freaked out*

It's kind of disturbing how Perceptor will slaughter, maim, and destroy if it meant he could get what he wanted. He's like a child-like Decepticon that doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong. Someone must have been taking care of him, supervising him and guiding him. It would explain why he wasn't with the Decepticons to begin with.

Maybe Beachcomber was taking care of him. And whenever Brawn tried to get Perceptor to fight... I can see Beachcomber with that Disapproving Parent expression.

Megatron had better be extremely careful about what he tells/allows Perceptor to do.

LOVE it. I dare you to write some of those. I DARE you.

I'd probably confuse myself.

Kickback: Well, since they're all so depressed over their love lives (or lack thereof) that they've stopped drinking their energon...
Bombshell: Dinner and a show!
Shrapnel: *munch munch*

I am suddenly wanting popcorn.

Their records are skipping. *also sad*

Records! Hah! But yeah... sad.

Except Red Alert. He was expecting something like this, so he built in firewalls for himself and is sitting back laughing smugly while the others panic.

It's not often Red Alert is less paranoid than others. I bet he's enjoying the feeling, knowing that he's safe.

What if he's Unicron?

*LOVES*