Simmons VS Cons
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A Decepticon is turned into a human by an unknown power/mechaincal device/whatever.
While the Autobots try to fiind a way to change him back, they need a human to look out for the newly reborn. Sam and his parents are on vacation in Europe, Michaela has some sort of father-daughter bonding time on a camping trip, the Lennox' family has no time to look out for the Con, too and nobody trusts Leo not to sell the human turned Decepticon via ebay to the highest bidder.
There's only one man left to do the job:
The newly reinstated Agent Reginald Seymour Simmons.
a) The Con really has no clue about being human at all. Simmons has to teach him anything. Much chaos and snarkiness ensues.
b) The Con isn't only turned into a human, he's turned into a teenager. Suddenly Simmons has not only to deal with a homicidal Con who's hellbent on killing him the moment he's learned to do more than three steps on that awkward shaped, fleshy legs, but with teenage angst and hormones as well. The Con also has to learn to deal with his memories about the years of war. It's hard enough deal with them as an adult but it's a whole other story when one is a vulnerable, insecure teenager.
c) Simmons has an even bigger problem. His collection of Cons is growing....
A Decepticon is turned into a human by an unknown power/mechaincal device/whatever.
While the Autobots try to fiind a way to change him back, they need a human to look out for the newly reborn. Sam and his parents are on vacation in Europe, Michaela has some sort of father-daughter bonding time on a camping trip, the Lennox' family has no time to look out for the Con, too and nobody trusts Leo not to sell the human turned Decepticon via ebay to the highest bidder.
There's only one man left to do the job:
The newly reinstated Agent Reginald Seymour Simmons.
a) The Con really has no clue about being human at all. Simmons has to teach him anything. Much chaos and snarkiness ensues.
b) The Con isn't only turned into a human, he's turned into a teenager. Suddenly Simmons has not only to deal with a homicidal Con who's hellbent on killing him the moment he's learned to do more than three steps on that awkward shaped, fleshy legs, but with teenage angst and hormones as well. The Con also has to learn to deal with his memories about the years of war. It's hard enough deal with them as an adult but it's a whole other story when one is a vulnerable, insecure teenager.
c) Simmons has an even bigger problem. His collection of Cons is growing....
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Date: 2009-09-11 09:08 am (UTC)Soundwave. Totally. MHAHAHA!
And does it have to be male or can it be a gender bender as well?
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Date: 2009-09-12 10:36 pm (UTC)Every gender bender story I've ever seen until know has the mechs that turn into femmes suddenly being utterly brainless, suddenly interested in appearances/paintjobs/mascara/"Am I too fat?"/"Wow, he's looking good"/"Ieh, she's looking better than me"/"Save me, my hero, I'm a DID"/"Oh no, whatever shoudl I do?" *faint*/getting kids/kids in general/etc.
I mean, just because someone changes their gender, it isn't changing their personality. Sheesh, I admit there are some differences between men and women, but not SO many, especially if you look at the character.