WHY WON'T THEY DIE?!

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The Bunnies keep on breeding. I'm finding them behind the sofa, in drawers and hiding behind the cooker. The one behind the cooker is a little well done.

1. Movieverse: After the fight with Bumblebee, Barricade was very badly damage. In fact so bad he was sure that was it for him. With no other Decepticons there to help him and unable to fix himself, all Barricade could think to do was find somewhere to crawl to and die. Where none of the organics of Earth would ever find his body.
 

2. Movieverse: The reason Barricade disappeared during the movie was because Bumblebee killed him in their fight. Now the Allspark is gone and Megatron and with the other Decepticons presumed dead, Bumblebee is left with no distractions and so the guilt begins it’s evil consumption. 
  A. Ratchet and Wheeljack want to heal Bumblebee of his nagging guilt, so retrieve the body of Barricade and re-create him in the form of Prowl!

3. Movieverse: Atlantis is not a myth, it’s just now hidden far beneath the ocean from prying eyes. It can be found in the Laurentian Abyss which just so happens to be where the body of the Decepticons were disposed to. 
   A.1. The Atlantians see these bodies as an opportunity to destroy humans for the desecration and disregard for their underwater home. So they use an ancient spell that transposes their minds into the bodies of these machines.  
   A.2. The consciousness of the Decepticons still remains deep in their shells. 
B. The Atlantians bring back life to the Decepticons.

4. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are twins with a twinned spark. What if that spark never divided?

5. One day Blurr talks way too much even for him, resulting in a massive meltdown of 
his CPU and circuitry. He can’t stop!

6. When they first met, Grimlock decided to eat Wheelie instead.

7. Swoop finds himself becoming more distant from his brothers, as he spends more time in his studies to become a medic. Will he have to lose one or the other?

8. Back to Blurr. Wheeljack’s latest invention can slow time. Blurr gets zapped accidentally.

9. Prowl had to work hard for his position. He was barely out of Sparkling stage when he first became Optimus Prime’s Second in Command.

10. G1 / Armada Crossover: The Sideswipes, Blurr’s, Red Alert‘s, SkyFire‘s, Starscream’s and Wheeljack’s end up swapping universes. (or only some or one of them)

11. If RC’s could soliloquy? Transformers as Remote controlled vehicles.

12. G1: Scavenger has always had little self esteem, that is why he seeks a purpose by collecting and bringing stuff he hopes will be useful, making him useful. He overhears a conversation about himself, and things are said which make his self esteem drop to almost nothing. Upset he runs away. Now he’s missing and the other Constructicons are angry when they find out why.

13. There was no war… to begin with. The Ark was originally an exploration vessel and it‘s crew consisted of both Autobots and Decepticons. After the crash on Earth, it is THEN that dissent begins to arise. 
  A. The Decepticons discover what war is from Human history. 
B. There is a difference of opinion in regards Organics. 
   C. They were trapped and awake during the million years they were buried. (Cabin Fever)
D. Peace still reins on Cybertron and Shockwave is the logical yet honourable leader.

14. Sunstreaker becomes SunStorm.

15. Wheeljack and Perceptor are siblings

16. Dinobots go to human school

17. Spike is on a student exchange at school.

18. Movieverse: If Mikaela was average (to even below average) in looks would Sam still like, like her?

19. The Transformer factions agree to a student(mech) exchange.

20. G1: The Transformers landed in Europe.

21. Teletran-1 as Hal (From 2001: A Space Odyssey)

22. After the events of the Transformer (G1) movie. The Autobots (and/or Decepticons) go to Vector Sigma to revive their fallen comrades. 
  A. They have completely new bodies.
B. They are effectively reborn and start again as Sparklings.

23. Bluestreak witnesses a murder, but no-one believes him.

24. AU: Falling through a rift in time, some Transformers find themselves trapped in human bodies… at a GIRLS high school!

25. G1: They awoke in Japan, during the age of the Samurai.

26. G1: They awoke during the age of King Arthur and his court.

27. Perceptor was on Earth, long , long before. His off-lined form was revered as the Goddess Athena. In fact Perceptor was the inspiration for Plato’s School of Philosophy, which was the first ever academy. (named after Akadameia.)

28. Elm Street Crossover. Freddy haunts the dreams of the Transformers.

29. Perceptor/Starscream.

30. Perceptor/Starscream Crossover with Audition. 
Perceptor was a teacher of Science yet he was lonely and looking for a bond mate. So a colleague suggested he do a fake audition for an apprentice to look for the perfect mate and Perceptor instantly falls for Starscream.

31. (Inspired by The Hill’s Have Eyes) 
Like any factory there are rejects. So the Quintessons dispose of them in the deepest part of Cybertron. But one day they awaken again. 
   A. Cybertron society deems them ugly and they find it hard to fit in.
B. They are bitter and angry at the way the were treated in comparison to the successful ones and want revenge on their more popular and younger brethren.

32. Transformers do Romeo & Juliet.

33. Why are there no Decepticon Minibots?

34. Minibots were created as slaves and servants. And it is a tradition the AUTOBOTS are not keen to give up.

35. Trapped on Char and with limited Energon, the Decepticons resort to cannibalism.

36. The Decepticons develop sports. ‘Fleshling Tennis’, ‘Elephant Football’, ’HumanHamster Snooker’ ect…

37. Bumblebee doesn’t know why he’s different from his brothers, Why the Stunticons pick on him specifically, or why Megatron and Starscream REALLY don’t like him.
His father, Soundwave can’t, or won’t, tell him. The truth is, during a battle Bumblebee got his CPU scrambled and suddenly started calling Soundwave, dad. (Imprinting like a baby bird) Soundwave the secret softy that he is, took Bumblebee in to raise as if he were his own son.

38. The Transformers that were created during the war find it difficult to adjust to a peace-time Cybertron.

39. Sunstreaker spent lots of time at one particular carwash. He’s even made a friend. The old man who runs it. He doesn’t know how to deal when the old man eventually dies of old age. Everyone thinks it’s just because he lost his favourite carwash, but Sunstreaker is genuinely upset about losing his friend.

40. Le Gasp. Megatron can re-use idea’s!

41. Movieverse: Mikaela breaks up with Sam for Miles.

42: Movieverse: Mikaela breaks up with Sam to go back with Trent.

43. Movieverse: Sam and Miles are brothers or cousins.

Comments

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Grimlock: "Tastes like chicken!"

Doesn't everything.


Poor baby! *hugs Swoop* This would be a good First Aid/Swoop fic. First Aid could offer advice on how to stay close to your brothers but not give up on your dream. Of course, First Aid's part of a Gestalt so he has an advantage over Swoop.

The Dinobots are quite unique in that regard. Brothers but more on an individual status then the Gestalts. Part of why I thought of Swoop over Firstaid. Due to the fact there is No subconscious bond like that for the dino's. Another reason is because for the other Dinobots their main interest is smashing things. Swoop as a medic would be about fixing the damage to other's. (Hmm I wonder how that would devlop for Swoop? A dilemma within his own head, over hurting or healing.) Firstaid would be an excellent shoulder to lean for Swoop.


So Blurr's running/talking at the same speed as everyone else now? I bet the other Autobots will give Wheeljack some kind of reward. And Blurr will go sulk ina corner until it wears off.

Lol yeah. For Blurr it would reduce him to 'average' speed as opposed to others who would be going slow-mo.


*picutes Dinobots surrounded by human children who are paying more attention to them than to the teacher* SO CUTE!!!!

Sludge: Ooops... me just stepped on human sparklings.
(And I've probably just ruined the cuteness. I have no regrets. :D )


... Blackmail is involved, isn't it?

Or maybe Megatron is tired of Starscream and INSISTS on an exchange? *giggles evilly*


*falls in love with bunny* So pretty...

The Athena part of the bunny actually came second. I was initially thinking of Perceptor having influence over early Philosophy or the other way around. A little research brought me across the Athena part.



Have you read Until the Dream Ends and it's sequel Salvation by amidoh? And Those Tentacle Blues (also by amidoh)?

No I haven't and trithfully I'm not keen on either character but I felt the Audition bunny was perfect for the too so added the pairing as a seperate as it sounded interesting.


Or maybe the other way around? Seems like something Starscream would do.

Have you seen Audition? The interviewee is the insane, murderous one.



... Someone write this right now.


Erian Sadow appears to be keen. Write it Erian Write it!!!!!!

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Doesn't everything.

Yes. Even chicken, occasionally, tastes like chicken.

The Dinobots are quite unique in that regard. Brothers but more on an individual status then the Gestalts. Part of why I thought of Swoop over Firstaid. Due to the fact there is No subconscious bond like that for the dino's. Another reason is because for the other Dinobots their main interest is smashing things. Swoop as a medic would be about fixing the damage to other's. (Hmm I wonder how that would devlop for Swoop? A dilemma within his own head, over hurting or healing.) Firstaid would be an excellent shoulder to lean for Swoop.

Makes you wonder... If the Protectobots weren't Gestalt, would they still consider each other brothers? Still be as close as they are now? The Dinobots don't have that kind of connection, that certainty that the others care for them, yet they still consider each other brothers.

And when Swoop just starts trying to chose between repair and break... maybe he crashes sometimes? It'd be insteresting to see.

Lol yeah. For Blurr it would reduce him to 'average' speed as opposed to others who would be going slow-mo.

Blurr: "We really need to get this fixed."
Wheeljack: "Slooooow... down... you'rrreeeeee... talkingggggggg... toooooooo... fassst..."
Blurr: "... I just can't win can I?"


...And I meant to type award not reward in that comment of mine.

Sludge: Ooops... me just stepped on human sparklings.
(And I've probably just ruined the cuteness. I have no regrets. :D )

Yay for ruined cuteness! ...It could be a parody!

Or maybe Megatron is tired of Starscream and INSISTS on an exchange? *giggles evilly*

Megatron: *to Optimus* "Take him, please! I'll even pay you if I can go just one night without hearing that voice!"
Starscream: "What's wrong with my voice?!"
Megatron: "Please! I am in constant pain!"

The Athena part of the bunny actually came second. I was initially thinking of Perceptor having influence over early Philosophy or the other way around. A little research brought me across the Athena part.

*has been reading up on Athena* I'm loving this more and more. This bunny needs someone who is very familiar with Greek history and mythology. Though I wonder how they mistook him for a female. Unless the Gods have no gender and are simply 'assigned' one based on what they rule over. And I wonder how the various 'birth of Athena' stories could be reworked to fit Perceptor's arrival in Ancient Greece. And how did he get there? I suppose he could have fallen out of the Ark.

And considering all the stories about things Athena has done, either Perceptor had found away to gain a human-like form or someone was acting in his name. And I wonder how, when the other Autobots awaken, they'll react when they learn Perceptor was worshipped as a Goddess.

Have you seen Audition? The interviewee is the insane, murderous one.

Never even heard of it 'til you mentioned it. And considering what you just told me, you're right. Starscream must be the interviewee.