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1. Megatron is dead. The Autobots win the war on Earth and now the Decepticons are their slaves. Starscream remains alive and is the only Con not enslaved. Instead, he is kept in an underground cell that he continuously tries to escape from. With Megatron dead he is the undisputed leader of the Decepticons. Years passed until he is able to escape. Will he be able to free the Decepticons from the Autobots? Will the Decepticons follow Starscream or will he be backstabbed? Is he even sane after all that time underground?
2. Steeljaw gets turned into a sparkling after he accidentally caused and explosion in Wheeljack’s lab when trying to hide from Eject and Rewind. His mind also reverts to a sparkling’s and he hides in the vents so he can’t be found. Ravage finds the sparkling Steeljaw while sneaking around and takes him with her to the Nemesis as her own. Will Steeljaw find a way to turn back into an adult mech? What are the Decepticons going to do/think when she returns with a sparkling she claims is hers but that looks like the Autobot’s cat? What about Soundwave’s reaction?
3. What Optimus did went against everything he stood for. That’s why he had to keep quiet about it.
4. In the end the only survivor was Skywarp.
5. Ratchet taught Swoop how to be a medic. Grimlock wants Wheeljack to teach him how to be a scientist. His reason: he wants to make things go BOOM!
6. Sunstreaker believes he’s the most beautiful thing in the universe. Reflector will not settle for anything less than perfection in a model.
7. They were the best fighters in the Ark and the only one that could save them was Seaspray.
8. Everyone thinks that Prime is bonded to Elita when in fact they’re only friends. The truth is that Elita is bonded to Red Alert and Prime is bonded to Inferno.
9. Mirage went invisible one day and was never seen again. Everyone thinks he died when in truth he can’t make himself visible. He tries to get the attention of the others, but now everyone thinks the Ark is haunted.
10. Ironhide wondered if he was imagining things or was Hot Spot actually flirting with him.
11. Everyone, even Prime, thinks that Ariel was reformatted into Elita. The truth is that Alpha Trion couldn’t save her, but he could save the one called Dion.
12. Nightbird escapes and goes back to the Decepticons. Will she be accepted or will she be treated like a mindless drone?
13. Mixmaster is the ultimate bartender if one ignores his habit of randomly pouring acid in the drinks.
14. Drag Strip looses a race.
15. Soundwave was once a servant under Jazz’s service. They had an affair during the time Soundwave worked for him. The cassettes are their creations.
16. Starscream is demoted. The new second in command is Acid Storm, the Rainmaker.
17. Skywarp is an angel and Mirage is a demon. The two of them had spent every waking moment fighting with each other. When the transformers awoke on Earth they got the idea of using the Cybertronians to settle their dispute and made a bet. They had to do each other’s job for 10 years and the best one at it would finally win. They only could choose one power to keep during the 10 years. Mirage chose invisibility and Skywarp chose teleportation. The only ones that know there’s something weird with them are Breakdown and Red Alert. What would happen when the 10 years are done? Who will win? Are they going to be able to do their jobs afterwards or did Mirage grew a conscience while Skywarp lost his.
18. Crossover with Buffy: 10 mechs Anya never met but should’ve.
19. Twins are a bad omen. When Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are abandoned, the hospital decides to erase the records of them being twins and separate them. Sunstreaker gets adopted by Wheeljack and Ratchet. Sideswipe gets adopted by the Constructicons.
20. Scrapper adopts Nightbird.
21. Insecticon: “We are always hungry.”
??: “Always? But we’re trapped!”
Insecticon: “Too bad for you.”
22. Breakdown was right. He was being watched.
23. Thundercracker never left because he loved Megatron.
24. (2007 Movie) Judy Witwicky/Soundwave
25. (2007 Movie)The new All Spark is… Judy Witwicky.
26. (2007 Movie) Maggie knew fixing Frenzy was wrong. She never imagined it would be this wrong.
27. (2007 Movie) Scorponok was not as alone as everyone thought. He still had internet connection.
28. The worst thing the Autobots had done in the name of freedom was…
29. Prowl takes a vacation and mysteriously disappears.
30. The Aerialbots disappear after entering the Bermuda Triangle while pursuing a Seeker. Said Seeker was found by Seaspray who was sent to investigate/rescue the Aerialbots. Whatever happened drove the Seeker insane and Seaspray finds out he lost communications to the base. He doesn’t want to leave without knowing what happened to the gestalt. (Note: I’d really like it if Seaspray survived, but if he needs to die, then so be it.)
a. If he finds them: Are they alright or are they as insane as the Seeker. Will they get out?
b. Will he be forced to abandon them? How did he found the way out?
c. Will the Seeker leave or will he go back into the Triangle?
d. What are the rest of the Autobots doing? What about the Decepticons?
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Date: 2008-06-28 11:23 pm (UTC)5. Ratchet taught Swoop how to be a medic. Grimlock wants Wheeljack to teach him how to be a scientist. His reason: he wants to make things go BOOM!
*Laughs* I wouldn't put it pasy Grimlock to ask that.
7. They were the best fighters in the Ark and the only one that could save them was Seaspray
That would be mortifying. :)
11. Everyone, even Prime, thinks that Ariel was reformatted into Elita. The truth is that Alpha Trion couldn’t save her, but he could save the one called Dion.
Genius. Goes along nicely with my Bunny about a mech posing as a femme. But in this case it's a matter of necessity then want. Perhaps?
15. Soundwave was once a servant under Jazz’s service. They had an affair during the time Soundwave worked for him. The cassettes are their creations.
I think I read a story on vaguely similar lines to this. Only without the part about Soundwave working under Jazz.
19. Twins are a bad omen. When Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are abandoned, the hospital decides to erase the records of them being twins and separate them. Sunstreaker gets adopted by Wheeljack and Ratchet. Sideswipe gets adopted by the Constructicons.
I like this. Sunstreaker can get his temper from Ratchet and Sideswipe his early dealings days by Scavenger. Or Scavenger supplying the equipment. Also for Sideswipe that would be one confusing childhood with five eccentric fathers.
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Date: 2008-06-29 06:06 am (UTC)The reactions of the rest of the Ark would be priceless.
7. That would be mortifying. :)
Yep! =D
11. Genius. Goes along nicely with my Bunny about a mech posing as a femme. But in this case it's a matter of necessity then want. Perhaps?
oooo Take it!
I like this. Sunstreaker can get his temper from Ratchet and Sideswipe his early dealings days by Scavenger. Or Scavenger supplying the equipment. Also for Sideswipe that would be one confusing childhood with five eccentric fathers.
Interested?
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Date: 2008-06-28 11:39 pm (UTC)*squees* Cute! ... I love the cassettes.
5. Ratchet taught Swoop how to be a medic. Grimlock wants Wheeljack to teach him how to be a scientist. His reason: he wants to make things go BOOM!
Hmmm... Technically, that'd be an engineer. And I think Slag would be more suited. However, I now have positions for most of the Dinobots.
Swoop - medic.
Snarl - security officer.
Slag - engineer.
Grimlock - leader.
Sludge - scientist (like Perceptor.)
9. Mirage went invisible one day and was never seen again. Everyone thinks he died when in truth he can’t make himself visible. He tries to get the attention of the others, but now everyone thinks the Ark is haunted.
I can't see how this would work in my mind... All 'Raj would have to do is touch someone. Baboom, problem solved.
Now, a question: When we shorten Mirage's name, why do we use a j?
10. Ironhide wondered if he was imagining things or was Hot Spot actually flirting with him.
Me love crack. Really.
11. Everyone, even Prime, thinks that Ariel was reformatted into Elita. The truth is that Alpha Trion couldn’t save her, but he could save the one called Dion.
*stares happily* Ohh, I'd never thought of this... I just might tackle this one once I'm done with the Disconnected-verse. I'm trying to finish it before I start anything new, but it's so hard when there's bunnies like this out there. But I love Dion, and I keep intending to write a Dion/Orion Pax fic...
17. Skywarp is an angel and Mirage is a demon. The two of them had spent every waking moment fighting with each other. When the transformers awoke on Earth they got the idea of using the Cybertronians to settle their dispute and made a bet. They had to do each other’s job for 10 years and the best one at it would finally win. They only could choose one power to keep during the 10 years. Mirage chose invisibility and Skywarp chose teleportation. The only ones that know there’s something weird with them are Breakdown and Red Alert. What would happen when the 10 years are done? Who will win? Are they going to be able to do their jobs afterwards or did Mirage grew a conscience while Skywarp lost his.
*cuddles fluffy bunny* I hope someone adopts this. It'd be so much fun to read... *cackles* No one will listen to Breakdown and Red Alert! Poor guys - they're right and no one will believe them.
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Date: 2008-06-29 06:26 am (UTC)Because they're so lovable. XP
I now can't get the image of Rumble cuddling kitty Steeljaw and Ravage acting all overprotective.
5. Hmmm... Technically, that'd be an engineer. And I think Slag would be more suited.
I know that. I just can't seem to get the idea out of my head. *head explodes*
9. Now, a question: When we shorten Mirage's name, why do we use a j?
Phonetics? English is not my first language so I might be wrong in that.
10. Me love crack. Really.
All I'm able to come up with is mostly crack. I keep telling myself that I'll quit and write something more 'normal', but I keep going back. Plus Hot Spot needs more love. There wasn't even a tag for him when I made this.
11. *stares happily* Ohh, I'd never thought of this... I just might tackle this one once I'm done with the Disconnected-verse. I'm trying to finish it before I start anything new, but it's so hard when there's bunnies like this out there. But I love Dion, and I keep intending to write a Dion/Orion Pax fic...
YAY! Take the bunny! I'll even throw in some free food to keep it satisfied. ^_^
17. *cuddles fluffy bunny* I hope someone adopts this. It'd be so much fun to read... *cackles* No one will listen to Breakdown and Red Alert! Poor guys - they're right and no one will believe them.
I hope someone takes the bunny. I get this image of Mirage messing with Red Alert just to see him glitch and panic. Skywarp wouldn't mess with Breakdown on purpose, being an angel and all. I keep seeing Breakdown as the unlucky mech that is just in the wrong place at the wrong time and is the only one around Skywarp when he accidentally does something out of the ordinary.
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Date: 2008-06-29 07:11 am (UTC)*stares happily* Ohh, I'd never thought of this... I just might tackle this one once I'm done with the Disconnected-verse. I'm trying to finish it before I start anything new, but it's so hard when there's bunnies like this out there. But I love Dion, and I keep intending to write a Dion/Orion Pax fic...
Let me know when you write it, I want to read it. *Ships Orion/Dion, though usually as Optimus/Magnus.*
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Date: 2008-06-29 09:26 pm (UTC)... I now have the urge to read a fic where Dion becomes Ultra Magnus...
... Are there any?
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Date: 2008-06-30 08:04 am (UTC)I have been gleeing over that for a few days now.
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Date: 2008-06-30 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-19 03:50 am (UTC)Because we don't want to call him 'rag'?
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Date: 2008-06-29 12:47 am (UTC)Rumble: *stares* "Soundwave, where'd the kitten come from?"
Soundwave: "... ask your mother."
At the Ark...
Blaster: *shivers* "Weird. I suddenly had a feeling of impending doom." *looks paranoid* "Where's Steeljaw?"
3. What Optimus did went against everything he stood for. That’s why he had to keep quiet about it.
Could go good with my 'Perceptor is assaulted by a repected Autobot' bunny. Or with one of my Perceptor was murdered bunnies.
... Or, you know, he could do something that has nothing to do with Perceptor.
5. Ratchet taught Swoop how to be a medic. Grimlock wants Wheeljack to teach him how to be a scientist. His reason: he wants to make things go BOOM!
... That would make the Top Ten Stupidest Things Wheeljack Has Done list.
11. Everyone, even Prime, thinks that Ariel was reformatted into Elita. The truth is that Alpha Trion couldn’t save her, but he could save the one called Dion.
I love this. Mostly because it's about Dion, who needs more love.
Can you imagine how awkward that would be when Optimus finds out? And why did Dion lie all this time?
13. Mixmaster is the ultimate bartender if one ignores his habit of randomly pouring acid in the drinks.
Which is why it pays to own your very own Autobot. Taste-tester and Guinea pig in one!
17. Skywarp is an angel and Mirage is a demon. The two of them had spent every waking moment fighting with each other. When the transformers awoke on Earth they got the idea of using the Cybertronians to settle their dispute and made a bet. They had to do each other’s job for 10 years and the best one at it would finally win. They only could choose one power to keep during the 10 years. Mirage chose invisibility and Skywarp chose teleportation. The only ones that know there’s something weird with them are Breakdown and Red Alert. What would happen when the 10 years are done? Who will win? Are they going to be able to do their jobs afterwards or did Mirage grew a conscience while Skywarp lost his.
Similar to #42 from <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/19229.html#42</a> this post</a>. Only more much in-depth and with Mirage instead of Perceptor. I like the fact that Red Alert and Breakdown know something's up. I can see Mirage playing with Red's mind. Maybe he caused the events in Auto Berserk? Great way to get people to disbelieve anything Red Alert says. <b>24. (2007 Movie) Judy Witwicky/Soundwave</b> This sounds vaguely familiar for some odd reason... I swear I saw a fic about this on tf2007fun... I might have imagined it... <b>29. Prowl takes a vacation and mysteriously disappears.</b> I can see him planning his disappearance, then acting as if his disappearance was beyond his control. Or maybe it <i>was</i> beyond his control... I just watched something about Agatha Christie's disappearance... then you post this bunny... Clearly it's not just bunnies that are getting sent to other fans.
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Date: 2008-06-29 07:01 am (UTC)Soundwave: "... ask your mother."
At the Ark...
Blaster: *shivers* "Weird. I suddenly had a feeling of impending doom." *looks paranoid* "Where's Steeljaw?"
Poor Blaster. He'll be devastated when he learns what happens.
Megatron: A word Soundwave.
Soundwave: Yes, Megatron.
Megatron: I heard Ravage came to the base with a sparkling.
Soundwave: Affirmative.
Megatron: I see... Should I congratulate you or is my fusion cannon needed?
Could go good with my 'Perceptor is assaulted by a repected Autobot' bunny. Or with one of my Perceptor was murdered bunnies.
... Or, you know, he could do something that has nothing to do with Perceptor.
LOL There's nothing wrong with Perceptor. I like Perceptor. I wish I could write him.
... That would make the Top Ten Stupidest Things Wheeljack Has Done list.
Would Wheeljack even try to teach him? Or would he feel insulted? It's not like he makes things explode on purpose.
Can you imagine how awkward that would be when Optimus finds out? And why did Dion lie all this time?
Optimus: So you are... But I thought you... Oh, Primus.
Maybe Dion didn't exactly lie. What if when he got rebuilt his memory got damaged. He woke up on a femme's body and everyone else just believed he was Ariel. Since he didn't remember he just went along with it. Cue Optimus disappearing for 4 million years. Dion's memory has been slowly repairing and by the time Optimus wakes up on Earth, Dion knows who he was.
Or maybe Alpha Trion was a sneaky old man and made it so Dion too believed he was Ariel. Elita gets injured and Dion remembers... or maybe flashbacks...
Wow. This was long. Sorry. ^.^;
Which is why it pays to own your very own Autobot. Taste-tester and Guinea pig in one!
Megatron is the only one allowed to have a Taste-tester. I now imagine him sitting in a throne wondering who's gonna kill him first: Starscream or Mixmaster, as he watches the Autobot taste-tester die from the acid.
Only more much in-depth and with Mirage instead of Perceptor. I like the fact that Red Alert and Breakdown know something's up. I can see Mirage playing with Red's mind. Maybe he caused the events in Auto Berserk? Great way to get people to disbelieve anything Red Alert says. (took out the link cause it messed up the post somehow)
Ooooo Didn't thought of Auto Berserk. Now it all makes sense. It was Mirage's fault.
This sounds vaguely familiar for some odd reason... I swear I saw a fic about this on tf2007fun... I might have imagined it...
I remember a Maggie/Soundwave fic. And I've written Starscream/Judy. *thinks* Now I'll have to go and see if you were right.
I can see him planning his disappearance, then acting as if his disappearance was beyond his control. Or maybe it was beyond his control... I just watched something about Agatha Christie's disappearance... then you post this bunny... Clearly it's not just bunnies that are getting sent to other fans.
Soundwave's getting help with spreading the ideas and bunnies. XP
I like the idea of Prowl planning it. If only because now I'm wondering why would he need to disappear.
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Date: 2008-06-29 09:41 pm (UTC)Poor Blaster. He'll be devastated when he learns what happens.
Megatron: A word Soundwave.
Soundwave: Yes, Megatron.
Megatron: I heard Ravage came to the base with a sparkling.
Soundwave: Affirmative.
Megatron: I see... Should I congratulate you or is my fusion cannon needed?
Devastated that Steeljaw is a kitten, or devastated that Soundwave called him Rumble's mother?
And Megatron volunteering to kill the one that 'got Ravage knocked up' is oddly sweet.
LOL There's nothing wrong with Perceptor. I like Perceptor. I wish I could write him.
Perceptor is my very, very favorite Transformer so my mind usually goes to him when I see a good bunny. I'm working on a fic with him right now. Hopefully, I'll manage to finish it.
Would Wheeljack even try to teach him? Or would he feel insulted? It's not like he makes things explode on purpose.
Grimlock, I think, is smarter than he acts. He'd likely know better than to ask Wheeljack to teach him how to make things go Boom. He'd probably phrase it: "Teach me how to make things like you."
... You know, I read a BTVS fic where they had a Make this again and die list. Can't you just seeing the Ark's crew posting something like that where Wheeljack (and Perceptor) can see it?
Optimus: So you are... But I thought you... Oh, Primus.
Maybe Dion didn't exactly lie. What if when he got rebuilt his memory got damaged. He woke up on a femme's body and everyone else just believed he was Ariel. Since he didn't remember he just went along with it. Cue Optimus disappearing for 4 million years. Dion's memory has been slowly repairing and by the time Optimus wakes up on Earth, Dion knows who he was.
Or maybe Alpha Trion was a sneaky old man and made it so Dion too believed he was Ariel. Elita gets injured and Dion remembers... or maybe flashbacks...
Wow. This was long. Sorry. ^.^;
Long's fine.
Dion is going to need serious therapy if he thought he was Ariel only to find out he's Dion. Talk about Gender confusion. And a possible fear of telling Optimus the truth.
And sneaky-old-man!Alpha Trion needs to get his kicks somehow. It gets boring, living so long.
Megatron is the only one allowed to have a Taste-tester. I now imagine him sitting in a throne wondering who's gonna kill him first: Starscream or Mixmaster, as he watches the Autobot taste-tester die from the acid.
I think he'd have to worry about the one who tries to kill him without thinking about it (Mixmaster) more than the one who makes all these plans to kill him (Starscream). Starscream's predictable, Mixmaster isn't... So Starscream would kill him first because Megatron would be too busy watching Mixmaster.
Ooooo Didn't thought of Auto Berserk. Now it all makes sense. It was Mirage's fault.
Yep! Mirage's fault.
... Hound will feel so betrayed.
I remember a Maggie/Soundwave fic. And I've written Starscream/Judy. *thinks* Now I'll have to go and see if you were right.
It might have been a plot bunny someone posted on tf2007fun. About Soundwave and Judy discussing parenting.
Soundwave's getting help with spreading the ideas and bunnies. XP
I like the idea of Prowl planning it. If only because now I'm wondering why would he need to disappear.
*looks under bed for hidden Cassettes*
Prowl might have just wanted a vacation where no body could bother him. Or he might have wanted to stress them like they stress him. And he could get a kick out of reading/watching the news about the frantic search for the Autobot's SIC.
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Date: 2008-06-29 11:01 pm (UTC)I need a better memory.
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Date: 2008-06-30 05:29 am (UTC)Devastated that Steeljaw is a kitten, or devastated that Soundwave called him Rumble's mother?
And Megatron volunteering to kill the one that 'got Ravage knocked up' is oddly sweet.
Devastated that he's a kitten. Steeljaw was a difficult sparkling, what with pouncing on everything and getting in small places only to start crying because he can't get out.
Sweet? Megatron is not sweet. He's merely looking after his best spy and keeping the telepath in his good graces.
Perceptor is my very, very favorite Transformer so my mind usually goes to him when I see a good bunny. I'm working on a fic with him right now. Hopefully, I'll manage to finish it.
Good luck! I love reading fics with Perceptor on it so I'll be watching out for it.
Grimlock, I think, is smarter than he acts. He'd likely know better than to ask Wheeljack to teach him how to make things go Boom. He'd probably phrase it: "Teach me how to make things like you."
... You know, I read a BTVS fic where they had a Make this again and die list. Can't you just seeing the Ark's crew posting something like that where Wheeljack (and Perceptor) can see it?
Said like that, Wheeljack will most certainly try to teach him. He'd be so proud of Grimlock.
Wheeljack: *reads list and looks at Perceptor* Don't look so sad. I'm sure it was all a joke by the twins.
Perceptor: Really? Why does it have Optimus signature on it?
Dion is going to need serious therapy if he thought he was Ariel only to find out he's Dion. Talk about Gender confusion. And a possible fear of telling Optimus the truth.
And sneaky-old-man!Alpha Trion needs to get his kicks somehow. It gets boring, living so long.
I don't think theres any amount of therapy that can cure him. And you're right about the fear of telling Optimus. Specially cause in my mind Dion does love him.
Alpha Trion: *cackling and gliggling* Oh, Primus! If you only saw your face, Optimus! It's priceless!
So Starscream would kill him first because Megatron would be too busy watching Mixmaster.
Will Starscream be mad that he didn't think of that plan before?
... Hound will feel so betrayed.
I love angst. And Hound acting as Mirage's conscience...
Prowl might have just wanted a vacation where no body could bother him. Or he might have wanted to stress them like they stress him. And he could get a kick out of reading/watching the news about the frantic search for the Autobot's SIC.
Prowl going on vacation and enjoys it. Then Prowl just pops up on the radar and goes back to base without saying where he was or what he was doing.
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Date: 2008-06-29 07:09 am (UTC)I love this. Mostly because it's about Dion, who needs more love.
Can you imagine how awkward that would be when Optimus finds out? And why did Dion lie all this time?
I recall a bunny a few posts ago about Optimus and Elita not knowing for sure about each other's identities, though Optimus suspects Elita was once Ariel but has never asked because he doesn't want to find out she's not.
Cross this with Elita being a rebuild Dion... and it makes for a very interesting idea.
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Date: 2008-06-29 11:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-30 05:32 am (UTC)*hands bunny* Write it!
I liked some of 19 but I there are some things I wanna tweak.
Do with it anything you want.
4 made me laugh. I don't think it's suppose to be funny but it was to me. Skywarp is always funny to me.
It can be funny or serious. It doesn't really matter as long as Skywarp is the only one standing at the end.
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Date: 2008-06-30 11:23 pm (UTC)"Picture Perfect" is here!!!
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Date: 2008-07-01 04:55 am (UTC)Thanks! I love how Sunstreaker is confused but still lets his vanity do the thinking for him.
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