Too quiet

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Yes I have been too quiet here but I've got 24 bunnies to bring. 

1. An alternative to the early days of the transformers. Cybertron was originally an organic planet, populated by flesh beings,. However, though their minds were sharp, their bodies were weak. Survival was poor amongst this unknown species so they developed an exoskeleton to protect them from the elements. Gradually they became to rely on these forms and consequently their bodies weakened further. Flesh was not necessary so their bodies warped, changed and lost the flesh to become essences, sparks.

 

2. To go with 1. 
Cosmos returns from an exploration mission with a pod he found floating in space. What brought it to his attention was the markings on it’s casing, ancient Cybertronian markings. Yet there was no record of such a pod in the history banks. Opening it was to find an organic creature nestled in suspended animation. 
It was awakened and questions were asked. 
“What are you? Who are you?” 
Then the creature spoke in an unfamiliar, almost indecipherable dialect of Cybertronian.
It said. “My name is, Prime.”

 

3. Crossover with Red Dwarf. 
“Hol, why’d ya call me for? I was in the middle of sorting my dirty underwear collection.” 
“Yes and smearing them all over my bed no less.”
“Well Dave, Mr Rimmer, ignoring the fact that they’ve now escaped into the air conditioning and are currently breeding like underwear rabbits, I have something more important that needs sorting.”
“Rimmer‘s personality?”
“Smeghead!”
“No, Dave. More like a bunch of Giant robots pointing rather large weapons at us and demanding to know who I am.”

  

4. The Seekers have their first flying lessons.

 

5. What do you buy an intellectual like Perceptor for his creation day? 
Transformer size kitty jimjams, and kitty slippers?

 

6. Perceptor is like an addiction, everyone wants a piece of him. Even Perceptor is addicted to himself.

  

7. Movieverse: Simmons is forced to apologise to the Witwicky’s and now he’s been invited over for dinner by Judy. She’s made it her mission to get Simmons to act like a decent human being. Much to the chagrin of both Sam and his Dad.

 

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either. 
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )

9. Who shall rescue the beauty that sleeps atop the tallest tower of a castle over-run by thorns? 
Sunstreaker is taken by an alien Queen who entranced by his good looks wanted him for herself. Now Sideswipe is out to save his brother from the evil queen’s clutches and Sunstreaker for once wishes he wasn’t so damned handsome!

 

10. Spike and the Seven Mini-bots (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
I may have done this one before but oh well. It amuses me so.

 

11. Swoop decides he wants to be Superman and insists on a cape. Or for more fun it can be one of the Decepticons.

 

12. The Constructicons get a crazy idea when they hear about the tower of Babylon.

 

14. The actual truth is there are no such things as twin sparks. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are not even closely related. No-one knows the truth. When the facts come out everyone is shocked, not least the ‘twins’ themselves.

 

15. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are not brothers but parent and child.

 

16. To go with 15
A. Sunstreaker and Red Alert are the parents of Sideswipe.
B. Sideswipe and Red Alert are the parents of Sunstreaker

 

17. When Autobot kills Autobot, is there any turning back?

 

 

18. Robot Hood
Mirage may have come from a privileged background but he couldn’t help but see the poor suffer. So he uses his cloaking abilities to help the poor by stealing from the other rich bots.

 

19. “A war of Children?!”

 

20. Soundwave and Blaster are unique in that they are the only Cybertronian’s in existence that can reproduce. With their race dying these two become the most important things for the continued survival of Cybertron and Cybertronians. Yes, things, they are seen as little more then valuable commodities. 

 

21. Can go with 20. Nothing hurts more then seeing your children taken away and their fate and future already decided. It hurts worse when you can feel when one dies on the battlefield.

 

22. Movieverse: Frenzy died. Keenly feeling the loss, Soundwave creates a new Frenzy to fill the gap. A mere child in the war. He will do anything to protect this new born, even hide him from other Decepticons.

 

23. Cliffjumper is red, has got attitude and likes to fight. This is because his parents are Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

 

24.
Somehow a combination of bunnies I’ve posted decided to hit me all at once as I dreamt of a strange conversation with Bumblebee and Sam about Transformer’s genders and reproduction habits. This isn’t a complete bunny per se more like a conversation that went on in my head but not verbatim as I was dreaming and not what you call awake. Warning this is LONG and badly written!

“ We don’t really have genders as such. We have two types of Spark, those that can propagate and those that cannot. I guess you would call those that can female and those that cannot male, if compared to your own species gender design that is. 
The outer form, our physical bodies have no allocation to Spark type, we are simply designed for a specific job or skill set in mind. For example Ironhide has a ‘female’ spark whereas Arcee has a male one. So you can’t really tell just by looking. Or by actions. You certainly wouldn’t compare Ironhide to your human idea of femininity or Arcee with Masculinity, we don’t fall each other into categories like that, because like I said gender isn’t really applicable to us.
    How do we create a spark? Well the spark needs an influx of supercharged energy in order to have the ability to subdivide. We can get that from, interfacing or by applying a charge ourselves. (For us it’s an M-word. ;) ) It’s risky as the charge could damage the owners own spark so we don’t propagate often. And also for that reason those with a propagating spark can’t just interface when they want. 
   Some like Blaster though have sparks that are very strong against the damages and risk of death a Spark energy influx can inflict. So he can create new sparks much more easily. 
    Once a new Spark is born, the body forms a protoform egg around it. This is usually nestled in the spark chamber. This doesn’t take long to form and for protection of the new Spark it is removed and secured in the medical wing. Being warriors and the dangers of overspill of the parents spark means it’s too dangerous to hold the protoform egg inside. Besides without coding implanted into the egg, it won’t hatch and will eventually die. 
    Yes, even though a Spark is born it still needs coding. The protoform egg is only at the most basic level. We can’t simply transfer the spark straight to a completed body. It would be like taking a human brain and adding a billions bits of data simultaneously. It would stress and kill the sparkling to inundate it with so much information. 
     The egg is designed like a blank canvass. A basic core programme that needs to be upgraded a stage at a time. Before the war I was told, that once the early stage programmes were installed that it was preferred to install further upgrades after the spark had a body. It was seen as better to have experiences to go with them as they grew, but since the war we haven’t had that luxury. 
     So to your answer on Cybertron children, we did have a childhood, but not anymore. It’s just too dangerous now.
     Of course the Decepticons have chosen to abuse this. They’ve stolen Protoform eggs to experiment on before trying to find ways of making better soldiers.
  If they can’t steal a protoform egg then they would kidnap anyone who can create and force them to. 
       Soundwave, a Decepticon, is like Blaster in regard to his higher percentile of success in creating. Frenzy was one of his. He has others too which you haven’t met. Soundwave is as cold as he appears. He’s offered up many protoform eggs for Megatron’s scientist Shockwave to work on. They’ve had their growth stunted and their Sparks have been corrupted. Scorponok was also experimented on. And yes Blackout is his creator, so I guess Blackout is what you would also call female. “
It went on from there including describing that all Transformers irregardless of Spark are designated male or he or him in human. So Arcee and Blackout and Ironhide and Soundwave and everyone else is called he. And somewhere in it Chromia is described as Ironhide’s creation.

 

Comments

[cindy-73.livejournal.com]

12. The Constructicons get a crazy idea when they hear about the tower of Babylon.

I might have to do this one. Its got that Cthulhu Mythos feel all over it! :D It would fit well as a sequal to my story Pieeeeeennnngggaaaa (http://community.livejournal.com/anithulhu/648.html#cutid1).

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I love the Cthulhi stuff. Don't understand much of it but lopve it nontheless. Going to read your story !

[cindy-73.livejournal.com]

I hope you like it. I might have to go over it again like the Highway to Hell fic, I found a few minor one that really need fixxing.

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I did indeed. Loved it in fact.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

You're going to write a sequel?! *does happy dance* Send me a link when you post it? Please?

[norielit.livejournal.com]

5. What do you buy an intellectual like Perceptor for his creation day?
Transformer size kitty jimjams, and kitty slippers?

Actually, that's a very good question. Only, ya know, with Perceptor you could probably just grab anything that might capture his attention... Just make sure he hasn't seen it already.

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either.
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )

Not me, nope. I totally didn't think of Perceptor. Except, ya know, I did. *looks offended* What!? It's logical! Seriously, though - they took him in Cosmic Rust, so they probably feel safer kidnapping someone they already know how to deal with.

9. Who shall rescue the beauty that sleeps atop the tallest tower of a castle over-run by thorns?
Sunstreaker is taken by an alien Queen who entranced by his good looks wanted him for herself. Now Sideswipe is out to save his brother from the evil queen’s clutches and Sunstreaker for once wishes he wasn’t so damned handsome!

*snorts* Oh, I do hope someone writes this. It would be hilarious to read. Because you know that, even in this situation, Sunstreaker would still be preening. And all the pranks Sideswipe would play on the queen for taking his brother!

17. When Autobot kills Autobot, is there any turning back?

Ya know, my first thought is 'no', but then... What if bot 1 (for simplicity sake)turned traitor and bot 2 had to kill them? Only nobody realizes that bot 1 had turned traitor so they think that bot 2 just killed him in cold blood - which obviously needs to be punished in some way, only they don't know that really bot 2 really did the right thing...

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's a very good question. Only, ya know, with Perceptor you could probably just grab anything that might capture his attention... Just make sure he hasn't seen it already.

Surely that's an impossible task?! :)


Not me, nope. I totally didn't think of Perceptor. Except, ya know, I did. *looks offended* What!? It's logical! Seriously, though - they took him in Cosmic Rust, so they probably feel safer kidnapping someone they already know how to deal with.

Good point actually. I've forgotten about that episode.
I would also assume the Decepticons would feel safer without contracting the ire of either the remainder of a gestalt or four angry dinobots coming for their kidnapped comrade.


*snorts* Oh, I do hope someone writes this. It would be hilarious to read. Because you know that, even in this situation, Sunstreaker would still be preening. And all the pranks Sideswipe would play on the queen for taking his brother!

Sunstreaker: Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most gorgious looking one of all?
Mirror: None can bathe in your light or compare to your golden sight.



Ya know, my first thought is 'no', but then... What if bot 1 (for simplicity sake)turned traitor and bot 2 had to kill them? Only nobody realizes that bot 1 had turned traitor so they think that bot 2 just killed him in cold blood - which obviously needs to be punished in some way, only they don't know that really bot 2 really did the right thing...

A not so comedy of errors.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

5. What do you buy an intellectual like Perceptor for his creation day?
Transformer size kitty jimjams, and kitty slippers?

Calculators! You'd be surprised how much fun they are (http://community.livejournal.com/tf80sfun/92651.html). Actually, norielit has the right idea.

6. Perceptor is like an addiction, everyone wants a piece of him. Even Perceptor is addicted to himself.

Orgy with slutty!Perceptor. *is suddenly picturing Hound using his holograms to look like Perceptor so it looks like Perceptor is interfacing with himself* I have a dirty, dirty mind.

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either.
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )


*tries to look innocent* *fails* THEY HAVE PERCEPTOR! And Hook is hurt... Poor baby! *hugs Hook*

Hook: *groans in pain*
Perceptor: *wearing a pink apron and making the rounds* "I'll be with you, Hook, as soon as I finish with Megatron."
Megatron: *pretending to be sick so Perceptor can nurse him back to health*
Hook: *glares at Megatron and Perceptor* *wonders if he's imagining the apron*

11. Swoop decides he wants to be Superman and insists on a cape. Or for more fun it can be one of the Decepticons.

Swoop in a cape would be cute, but... *sees Super!Rumble fly by* that Cassette stole his cape.

12. The Constructicons get a crazy idea when they hear about the tower of Babylon.

Megatron: *stares at tower* "Ok, new rule. The Constructicons are not allowed to watch the History Channel ever again."
Starscream: *watches* "I don't see what the problem is. They said I could be king!" *jumps for joy*
Megatron: "They didn't say you could be king; they said his name made them think of you."
Starscream: "Was his name Star or something?"
Megatron: "No. Nimrod."
Starscream: *glares* "I just asked his name; there's no need to be insulting!"
Megatron: *facepalm*

16. To go with 15
A. Sunstreaker and Red Alert are the parents of Sideswipe.
B. Sideswipe and Red Alert are the parents of Sunstreaker

Sunstreaker/Red Alert... Someone needs to write that pairing!

24.

I like this. *thinks* Let's see... Perceptor would have a femme spark.

Perceptor: *glares* "What makes you think I'm a girl?"
Kirin: *slowly looks 'him' up and down* "Do you really want me to list all of my reasons?"
Perceptor: *sulks*

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Calculators! You'd be surprised how much fun they are. Actually, norielit has the right idea.

I used to make those words you can on a calculator.


Orgy with slutty!Perceptor. *is suddenly picturing Hound using his holograms to look like Perceptor so it looks like Perceptor is interfacing with himself* I have a dirty, dirty mind.

*backs away slowly*



*tries to look innocent* *fails* THEY HAVE PERCEPTOR! And Hook is hurt... Poor baby! *hugs Hook*

Hook: *groans in pain*
Perceptor: *wearing a pink apron and making the rounds* "I'll be with you, Hook, as soon as I finish with Megatron."
Megatron: *pretending to be sick so Perceptor can nurse him back to health*
Hook: *glares at Megatron and Perceptor* *wonders if he's imagining the apron*


*Hugs Hook* Pink isn't your colour anyway.


Swoop in a cape would be cute, but... *sees Super!Rumble fly by* that Cassette stole his cape.

Oh Yes! SuperRumble would certainly be better.
Me: Now, now Swoop. Who wants a cape when you can have a Batman constume?


Megatron: *stares at tower* "Ok, new rule. The Constructicons are not allowed to watch the History Channel ever again."
Starscream: *watches* "I don't see what the problem is. They said I could be king!" *jumps for joy*
Megatron: "They didn't say you could be king; they said his name made them think of you."
Starscream: "Was his name Star or something?"
Megatron: "No. Nimrod."
Starscream: *glares* "I just asked his name; there's no need to be insulting!"
Megatron: *facepalm*


Then Sunstorm turns up demanding he be made king. And a seeker fight begins.


Sunstreaker/Red Alert... Someone needs to write that pairing!

Yes.
Inferno better watch out though. :D


I like this. *thinks* Let's see... Perceptor would have a femme spark.

Perceptor: *glares* "What makes you think I'm a girl?"
Kirin: *slowly looks 'him' up and down* "Do you really want me to list all of my reasons?"
Perceptor: *sulks*

It was one of the strangest things I've dreamt of.
And if Perceptor had a female spark then that would solve the answer why he won't put out.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

*Hugs Hook* Pink isn't your colour anyway.

Pink may not be Hook's color, but Perceptor looks adorable in it (http://mchan.miotd.com/spaceaids/src/120439935371.jpg).

Oh Yes! SuperRumble would certainly be better.
Me: Now, now Swoop. Who wants a cape when you can have a Batman constume?

Grimlock: "No! Me Batman! You Swoop be Robin."
Swoop: *pouts*

And if Perceptor had a female spark then that would solve the answer why he won't put out.

I hadn't thought of that (don't know why though). Yes, it would.

Perceptor: "Sorry; I can't be with you. I have a female spark."
Autobots and Decepticons: *cry in despair*
Neutral: "If I pay you, will you let me do you anyways? I wouldn't mind having a kid with you."
Perceptor: *stares* "I don't even know who you are."

[heslestor.livejournal.com]

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either.
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )

This comm IS full of psychics, I swear it is. I've had a fic languishing around for ages now that is almost the exact same thing. The only difference is that all the Constructicons are gone (for some reason I haven't figured out yet) and that it is Ratchet that they kidnap. Oh, and Ratchet's very protective of younglings, all the cassetticons are younglings. Poor, poor cassettes.
Maybe I should actually start working on it.

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I knew exactly what your reply was going to be. ;)
You should bring it back from the brink of death. I would certainly love to read it.

[ratchet73.livejournal.com]

OMG! Somebody so has to do #9 (sleeping princess sunstreaker) I'm just not funny enough and I'm still working on the Thundercracker and Skywarp fic I grabbed eariler.

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

The end of Sleeping Beauty, in order to wake the Princess she has to be kissed by a Prince.

Sideswipe: There are just some things I won't be reduced to.

[renne.livejournal.com]

I really like 17. I have a few ideas.

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Will be waiting.

[casora-tigerkin.livejournal.com]

Did this get written?

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. I don't think so.

[renne.livejournal.com]

I started it! And got a good 6k words into it. I don't know why it never got finished. JFC I WROTE 6000 WORDS AND IT'S JUST SITTING THERE. D:

[hoppersnail.livejournal.com]

Bless you for coming up with the idea of protoform eggs. There is a darling pic in TF80sfun of Starscream with an egg, and I haven't been able to figure out exactly how to explain how eggs are possible.

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Could be based on chicken eggs.
From Wiki: The eggshell is approximately 95% calcium carbonate crystals, which are stabilized by a protein matrix.

[dreamer-way.livejournal.com]

4. The Seekers have their first flying lessons.

Awwwww, that would just be so cute! I bet they would have such trouble ^_^

7. Movieverse: Simmons is forced to apologise to the Witwicky’s and now he’s been invited over for dinner by Judy. She’s made it her mission to get Simmons to act like a decent human being. Much to the chagrin of both Sam and his Dad.

XD Go Judy go!

8. With Hook injured and out of commission the Decepticons are short a proper medic. So they decide to kidnap one of the Autobot’s medics instead. Ratchet is not the one they get either.
(I wonder who is going to think of Perceptor Hmmm? :D )

Not me! ^_^ As much as I like Perceptor, I would like to see First Aid be the one taken. The little non-violent medic among the Decepticons and his brothers trying to get him free...heh, I think of it as cute.

18. Robot Hood
Mirage may have come from a privileged background but he couldn’t help but see the poor suffer. So he uses his cloaking abilities to help the poor by stealing from the other rich bots.

*Squeels* Who would be his Maid Marian? Hound? XD

23. Cliffjumper is red, has got attitude and likes to fight. This is because his parents are Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

O.O By gum....It makes sense now!

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, that would just be so cute! I bet they would have such trouble ^_^

Starscream: Weeee! Lookit me! I's flying!
Flight instructor *amused*: Well you'll be flying by yourself soon enough.
Starscream: But my feetsies are's off the ground.
Flight Instructor: Yes but I'm holding onto you.



XD Go Judy go!

Well from the Movie Judy Witwicky struck me as a matronly sort of woman, who expects good manners.



Not me! ^_^ As much as I like Perceptor, I would like to see First Aid be the one taken. The little non-violent medic among the Decepticons and his brothers trying to get him free...heh, I think of it as cute.

I knew the fanclub couldn't resist but yes I too would prefer someone else. To make the bunny a bit more cruel... The other Protectobots would try to get their brother back so the Decepticons may have to dispose of them to get a hold of 'Aid.
I don't know if they would be insane enough to grab Swoop though. :D



*Squeels* Who would be his Maid Marian? Hound? XD

And Brawn as Friar Tuck, Starscream as the Sherriff, Sideswipe as Will Scarlet, Ironhide as Little John....



O.O By gum....It makes sense now!

Lol yeah it just seemed like it was meant to be.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

I don't know if they would be insane enough to grab Swoop though. :D

... I now have the urge to read a fic where the Decepticons are insane enough to grab Swoop.

Grimlock would probably end the war by killing every Decepticon who was stupid enough to take Swoop away from him.