28 bunnies

[yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com]

28 bunnies who need a home. Be kind with them, please.

1. “Red Alert? Where are you going?”

“Getting plastered!”

 

2. Ravage decides to take care of a litter of kittens who just lost their mother. And the first one who tries to harm them or take them away from him is going to suffer.

“Ravage: no bitting Megatron.”

 

3. “Jazz, pretending that Megatron want you to become his personal interface slave isn’t a realistic excuse to avoid a mission.”

“Even if it’s true?”

 

4. When you interface with a gestalt, be careful to not impregnate him. Because, well, it’s not just one person who will end up ‘expecting’.

“What do you mean, they are all ‘pregnant’!?”

 

5. The Dinobots are playing board games. For once, Grimlock is losing. And Grimlock absolutely hate losing...

“You Grimlock better not set fire to the game like last time!”

 

6. Sunstreaker stared at his brother before saying, in a low voice:

“Sideswipe, why is there a penguin in ours quarters?”

 

7. 2007. Becoming the new Allspark was like a dream... or a nightmare, for the Autobots didn’t want to lose their only way to create new lives again. Caged ‘for his own good’ and his ‘safety’, Sam isn’t about to lay down and accept his fate without fighting.

 

8. “How could I get him to notice me?”

“You could always sing ‘Lady Marmalade’ ho him.”

“Good idea!”

“Hum, I was kidding...”

 

9. Perceptor blinked as he listened to Ratchet’s rant and insults. Turning toward Wheeljack, he asked:

“I must admit, I’m curious. Are some of the things he suggests even anatomically possible?”

 

10. Art. Jazz, Soundwave and/or Blaster as nun(s). Note: I will never again watch vejiraziel’s artworks while listening to ‘Sister Act’ songs. Never.

 

11. Ironhide grunted before he spoke the new recruits. “New rule: just because you don’t like your superior officer and no matter how stupid and overbearing he is, you’re not allowed to hang him from the ceiling by his feet. Am I clear?”

 

12. 2007. More Decepticons come to Earth in an attempt to avenge Megatron. But it’s not Sam they try to kill, but Sector Seven agents.

“Lovely,” said Simmons to Optimus Prime. “And now, what are you going to do?”

 

13. Beachcomber stumbles upon a nude beach and encounters naturists. Spike, Carly and Sparkplug aren’t impressed.

“There’s no way we stop wearing clothes.”

 

14. Art. Starscream as the Grand Vizier Iznogood. Bonus point if you add the catchphrase: “I want to be Caliph instead of the Caliph!”

 

15. Sludge / Perceptor

 

16. Prowl frowned. “Why didn’t Bluestreak told me he was dating?”

“Probably because he was afraid you’d try to threaten or shot his lover, just like you’re about to do?” answered Jazz.

 

17. Optimus Prime pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing. “Ok, who had the good idea to play ‘fetch’ with the Dinobots?”

 

18. Red Alert looked tiredly at the Twins. “Be frank with me, please. Do you hate me?”

The two shared a glance. “No, we just think you’re a maniac.”

 

19. Wildrider did a double-take.

“Hum, I know I shouldn’t ask but... why is Ravage wearing a pink bow around the neck?”

 

20. 2007. AU. Bumblebee twitched. Why, of all the humans that could still have the clues leading to the All Spark ‘s location, did it had to be the DeMarco’s family?

 

21. Rumble and Frenzy get their hands on the whole collection of Disney’s songs. Too bad the other Decepticons aren’t big fans...

“If I hear ‘Step in time’ just one more time, I’m going to kill these sons of a glitch on sight!”

 

22. Because I just read Hikaru no Go.

“Let me get it straight. You’re being haunted by the ghost of an ancient Go player?

Perceptor smiled nervously. “Yes, sir.”

Prime stared. “How do we keep getting in situation like that?”

 

23. The war is finished. The Autobots have won. But casualties in the war have left a lot of ‘orphans’. Decepticons younglings and offsprings of poor Autobots and Neutrals are stealing energon to survive and are causing havoc everywhere they go. To try to redeem them, authorities try to place them under Autobot’s care, in foster homes. Easier say than done, especially when some of them are happy this way.

 

24. It’s a bad idea to invite Perceptor to a movie night. Unless you want to hear him point out plot holes, poor acting and scientific impossibilities all the time.

 

25. After being captured by the Decepticons, Bluestreak is left to Vortex tender mercies for a long while, much to the horror of those who manage to rescue him.

“Primus, what did he do to you, kid?”

 

26. Thundercracker / Jazz

 

27. “Wheeljack? What are you building?”

“A ghosts’ trap.”

“But ghosts don’t exist!”

“That’s what you believe.”

 

28. Smokescreen glanced at the door, froze, then glanced back at this cube.

“Am I over energized yet?”

“No. Why?”

“Because I think I just saw five bright pink Dinobots passing in the hallway.”

Comments

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

1. ... Will they let him get drunk? They might be afraid of what it'd do to his glitch. Though he could sneak it... Yes, he needs to sneak out and get drunk because I want to see a drunk Red Alert.

4. Are you still planning to write this? *hopes*

5. They should have Inferno join them for these games. He could put out the fires. Of course, he'd probably start some of his own...

6. *pictures that cute little penguin from The Chipmunk Adventure* Awwww... Sunstreaker will grow to love it and won't let Sideswipe get rid of it. And Sideswipe will be all "It was only supposed to be a joke!"

9. Wheeljack: "Well, if you bend them like this." *waves his arms* "And like this.* *waves arms* "And if you twist them like this and tuck them like that, and disconnect..." *continues talking*
Perceptor: *takes notes*
Ratchet: "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"
Wheeljack and Perceptor: *have forgotten Ratchet is even in the room*
Ratchet: *sigh* "Why do I even bother?"

10. And they have to be singing Oh, Maria because I have that song in my head now.

15. Awwww. That would be so cute! And sweet. Very, very sweet.

17. Optimus: "And if you wanted to play fetch, couldn't you have used a tree or something? Did you have to use Perceptor?"
Perceptor: *dazed from being thrown down the hall*
Sideswipe: "Well, we had to get them to leave and I don't think they'd chase a tree. And out of all the people that they would try to catch, Perceptor was the one least likely to kill us for throwing him."
Optimus: "I see. But you seem to have forgotten something."
Sideswipe: "What?"
Optimus: *points down the hall* "How protective they are of Perceptor."
Sideswipe: *hestitates, then looks*
Sludge: *cuddles a recovering Perceptor*
Swoop: *fusses over a recovering Perceptor*
Grimlock, Snarl, and Sludge: *growl and stalk towards Sideswipe*
Optimus: "I suggest you run."
Sideswipe: *panics*

18. Aw, don't worry, Red Alert. *hugs Red Alert* They could never hate you.

21. This would be hilarious! *thinks* I seem to barely recall a fic where Autobots tortured Decepticon prisoners with Disney songs. I can't remember what the title was though. I think it was Sideswipe that found the songs, but I'm not sure...

*tries to remember what movie Step in Time is from* *fails*

22. How do they get in these situations? And Perceptor would totally love the experience. He could learn so much!

I wonder what Sai would think of giant robots.

24. This has been done. Only it wasn't just with Perceptor, but all the Autobot scientists (or at least some of them). *tries to find fic* *fails* I must have forgotten to save it. *cries*

27. *singing* If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

28. Passing calmly down the hallway, because that would be even funnier.

*now has the Ghostbusters theme song stuck in her head*

[yami-samuraiflo.livejournal.com]

1. ... Will they let him get drunk? They might be afraid of what it'd do to his glitch. Though he could sneak it... Yes, he needs to sneak out and get drunk because I want to see a drunk Red Alert.

Hum, a drunk Red Alert... Autobots and Decepticons beware; you're about to become an endangered species.

4. Are you still planning to write this? *hopes*

I still plan to, but I wanted to share the idea with everyone ^_^

10. And they have to be singing Oh, Maria because I have that song in my head now.

*nod* And next thing we know, they will be thinking 'I will follow him' to Prime
Megatron: Soundwave! You traitor!
Optimus: They're really starting to freak me out.

*tries to remember what movie Step in Time is from* *fails*

It's from 'Mary Poppins'. Personnally, it's one of my favorite Disney.

I wonder what Sai would think of giant robots.

He would probably freak out until Prowl or Perceptor ask him for a game. Then he will even forget they are aliens, and Prowl will likely forget he's actually playing against a ghost he can't see.

27. *singing* If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

Or call the Fentons; with luck, you will survive the encounter. ^^
Or if we stay in Ghostbusters...
Wheeljack, speaking to the Ark's crew: Just to be sure; if anything or anyone ask you if you are a God, tell it/him 'yes'.

6. *pictures that cute little penguin from The Chipmunk Adventure* Awwww... Sunstreaker will grow to love it and won't let Sideswipe get rid of it. And Sideswipe will be all "It was only supposed to be a joke!"

Not just sunstreaker. Some members of the Ark's crew will most likely have a nervous breakdown...
Red Alert: That's thing is a security hazard!

And the others will insist they need a mascot so they have a good reason to keep him.