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28 bunnies who need a home. Be kind with them, please.
1. “Red Alert? Where are you going?”
“Getting plastered!”
2. Ravage decides to take care of a litter of kittens who just lost their mother. And the first one who tries to harm them or take them away from him is going to suffer.
“Ravage: no bitting Megatron.”
3. “Jazz, pretending that Megatron want you to become his personal interface slave isn’t a realistic excuse to avoid a mission.”
“Even if it’s true?”
4. When you interface with a gestalt, be careful to not impregnate him. Because, well, it’s not just one person who will end up ‘expecting’.
“What do you mean, they are all ‘pregnant’!?”
5. The Dinobots are playing board games. For once, Grimlock is losing. And Grimlock absolutely hate losing...
“You Grimlock better not set fire to the game like last time!”
6. Sunstreaker stared at his brother before saying, in a low voice:
“Sideswipe, why is there a penguin in ours quarters?”
7. 2007. Becoming the new Allspark was like a dream... or a nightmare, for the Autobots didn’t want to lose their only way to create new lives again. Caged ‘for his own good’ and his ‘safety’, Sam isn’t about to lay down and accept his fate without fighting.
8. “How could I get him to notice me?”
“You could always sing ‘Lady Marmalade’ ho him.”
“Good idea!”
“Hum, I was kidding...”
9. Perceptor blinked as he listened to Ratchet’s rant and insults. Turning toward Wheeljack, he asked:
“I must admit, I’m curious. Are some of the things he suggests even anatomically possible?”
10. Art. Jazz, Soundwave and/or Blaster as nun(s). Note: I will never again watch vejiraziel’s artworks while listening to ‘Sister Act’ songs. Never.
11. Ironhide grunted before he spoke the new recruits. “New rule: just because you don’t like your superior officer and no matter how stupid and overbearing he is, you’re not allowed to hang him from the ceiling by his feet. Am I clear?”
12. 2007. More Decepticons come to Earth in an attempt to avenge Megatron. But it’s not Sam they try to kill, but Sector Seven agents.
“Lovely,” said Simmons to Optimus Prime. “And now, what are you going to do?”
13. Beachcomber stumbles upon a nude beach and encounters naturists. Spike, Carly and Sparkplug aren’t impressed.
“There’s no way we stop wearing clothes.”
14. Art. Starscream as the Grand Vizier Iznogood. Bonus point if you add the catchphrase: “I want to be Caliph instead of the Caliph!”
15. Sludge / Perceptor
16. Prowl frowned. “Why didn’t Bluestreak told me he was dating?”
“Probably because he was afraid you’d try to threaten or shot his lover, just like you’re about to do?” answered Jazz.
17. Optimus Prime pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing. “Ok, who had the good idea to play ‘fetch’ with the Dinobots?”
18. Red Alert looked tiredly at the Twins. “Be frank with me, please. Do you hate me?”
The two shared a glance. “No, we just think you’re a maniac.”
19. Wildrider did a double-take.
“Hum, I know I shouldn’t ask but... why is Ravage wearing a pink bow around the neck?”
20. 2007. AU. Bumblebee twitched. Why, of all the humans that could still have the clues leading to the All Spark ‘s location, did it had to be the DeMarco’s family?
21. Rumble and Frenzy get their hands on the whole collection of Disney’s songs. Too bad the other Decepticons aren’t big fans...
“If I hear ‘Step in time’ just one more time, I’m going to kill these sons of a glitch on sight!”
22. Because I just read Hikaru no Go.
“Let me get it straight. You’re being haunted by the ghost of an ancient Go player?
Perceptor smiled nervously. “Yes, sir.”
Prime stared. “How do we keep getting in situation like that?”
23. The war is finished. The Autobots have won. But casualties in the war have left a lot of ‘orphans’. Decepticons younglings and offsprings of poor Autobots and Neutrals are stealing energon to survive and are causing havoc everywhere they go. To try to redeem them, authorities try to place them under Autobot’s care, in foster homes. Easier say than done, especially when some of them are happy this way.
24. It’s a bad idea to invite Perceptor to a movie night. Unless you want to hear him point out plot holes, poor acting and scientific impossibilities all the time.
25. After being captured by the Decepticons, Bluestreak is left to Vortex tender mercies for a long while, much to the horror of those who manage to rescue him.
“Primus, what did he do to you, kid?”
26. Thundercracker / Jazz
27. “Wheeljack? What are you building?”
“A ghosts’ trap.”
“But ghosts don’t exist!”
“That’s what you believe.”
28. Smokescreen glanced at the door, froze, then glanced back at this cube.
“Am I over energized yet?”
“No. Why?”
“Because I think I just saw five bright pink Dinobots passing in the hallway.”
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Date: 2008-07-20 04:39 pm (UTC)“Ravage: no bitting Megatron.”
There was a similar bunny somewhere around here. I still find it funny.
3. “Jazz, pretending that Megatron want you to become his personal interface slave isn’t a realistic excuse to avoid a mission.”
“Even if it’s true?”
I like this one.
7. 2007. Becoming the new Allspark was like a dream... or a nightmare, for the Autobots didn’t want to lose their only way to create new lives again. Caged ‘for his own good’ and his ‘safety’, Sam isn’t about to lay down and accept his fate without fighting.
Intersting... I wonder what would the other humans think of the Autobots. I really need to finish some of my stories so I can pick up more bunnies. ^_^
8. “How could I get him to notice me?”
“You could always sing ‘Lady Marmalade’ ho him.”
“Good idea!”
“Hum, I was kidding...”
Ratchet: Prowl, you better come here and take Sideswipe to the brig now before I do something I'll regret.
Prowl: Coming. What did he do now?
Ratchet: He's in my medbay singing. That's all you need to know.
“Let me get it straight. You’re being haunted by the ghost of an ancient Go player?
Perceptor smiled nervously. “Yes, sir.”
Prime stared. “How do we keep getting in situation like that?”
Jazz: *bursts in and looks at the two* "Something tells me it's a bad time to tell ya something about that mission in China."
Prime: What happened? Anyone got injured?
Jazz: Well... not really. Say, Prime, have you ever heard the legend of the cursed springs of Jusenkyo?
Sorry, couldn't help it. XD
27. “Wheeljack? What are you building?”
“A ghosts’ trap.”
“But ghosts don’t exist!”
“That’s what you believe.”
Now I can't take the idea of Wheeljack joining the Ghost Hunters crew. Imagine the equipment he could make for them.
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Date: 2008-07-20 04:53 pm (UTC)Oh? Are you interested by this one? *grin*
Jazz: *bursts in and looks at the two* "Something tells me it's a bad time to tell ya something about that mission in China."
Prime: What happened? Anyone got injured?
Jazz: Well... not really. Say, Prime, have you ever heard the legend of the cursed springs of Jusenkyo?
I wrote that bunny, and Prowl was on the receiving end. *smirk* Ranma 1/2 will always stay one of my favorite manga.
Now I can't take the idea of Wheeljack joining the Ghost Hunters crew. Imagine the equipment he could make for them.
I was thinking about Danny Phantom when I wrote that. I have to grant it's a disaster waiting to happen in the end but, hey, it would be so fun...
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Date: 2008-07-22 07:40 am (UTC)Yes, but I really need to finish some stories before I start picking up more bunnies.
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Date: 2008-08-03 05:54 am (UTC)Haven't finished it yet, but figured you might like to know about it.
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Date: 2008-08-03 10:56 am (UTC)Oh My... Poor Sam.
Ratchet doesn't know what he's talking about; 'to supervise more closely the information the Allspark was given to avoid stressing him like this' is not going to help. If at least they gave him news of his family, Mikaela, anything...
I wonder what exactly the Autobots will do if Sam start a hunger strike?
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Date: 2008-08-03 08:19 pm (UTC)I wonder what exactly the Autobots will do if Sam start a hunger strike?
Oohh... That gives me an idea. :grins:
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Date: 2008-08-03 08:31 pm (UTC)Oohh... That gives me an idea. :grins:
*grins too* Always happy to help/torture you with ideas.
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:44 am (UTC)... I think I need to read that. Does you still have a link? (Or should I just dig through your journal to find it?)
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Date: 2009-02-25 10:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 06:26 pm (UTC)“So, if I understand correctly, each time Prowl comes in contact with cold water, he becomes a femme?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“How does he takes that?”
“Not sure yet; his logic circuits have fried and we can’t get him to answer...”
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Date: 2009-02-25 06:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 07:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-20 08:49 pm (UTC)4. Are you still planning to write this? *hopes*
5. They should have Inferno join them for these games. He could put out the fires. Of course, he'd probably start some of his own...
6. *pictures that cute little penguin from The Chipmunk Adventure* Awwww... Sunstreaker will grow to love it and won't let Sideswipe get rid of it. And Sideswipe will be all "It was only supposed to be a joke!"
9. Wheeljack: "Well, if you bend them like this." *waves his arms* "And like this.* *waves arms* "And if you twist them like this and tuck them like that, and disconnect..." *continues talking*
Perceptor: *takes notes*
Ratchet: "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"
Wheeljack and Perceptor: *have forgotten Ratchet is even in the room*
Ratchet: *sigh* "Why do I even bother?"
10. And they have to be singing Oh, Maria because I have that song in my head now.
15. Awwww. That would be so cute! And sweet. Very, very sweet.
17. Optimus: "And if you wanted to play fetch, couldn't you have used a tree or something? Did you have to use Perceptor?"
Perceptor: *dazed from being thrown down the hall*
Sideswipe: "Well, we had to get them to leave and I don't think they'd chase a tree. And out of all the people that they would try to catch, Perceptor was the one least likely to kill us for throwing him."
Optimus: "I see. But you seem to have forgotten something."
Sideswipe: "What?"
Optimus: *points down the hall* "How protective they are of Perceptor."
Sideswipe: *hestitates, then looks*
Sludge: *cuddles a recovering Perceptor*
Swoop: *fusses over a recovering Perceptor*
Grimlock, Snarl, and Sludge: *growl and stalk towards Sideswipe*
Optimus: "I suggest you run."
Sideswipe: *panics*
18. Aw, don't worry, Red Alert. *hugs Red Alert* They could never hate you.
21. This would be hilarious! *thinks* I seem to barely recall a fic where Autobots tortured Decepticon prisoners with Disney songs. I can't remember what the title was though. I think it was Sideswipe that found the songs, but I'm not sure...
*tries to remember what movie Step in Time is from* *fails*
22. How do they get in these situations? And Perceptor would totally love the experience. He could learn so much!
I wonder what Sai would think of giant robots.
24. This has been done. Only it wasn't just with Perceptor, but all the Autobot scientists (or at least some of them). *tries to find fic* *fails* I must have forgotten to save it. *cries*
27. *singing* If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
28. Passing calmly down the hallway, because that would be even funnier.
*now has the Ghostbusters theme song stuck in her head*
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Date: 2008-07-20 09:23 pm (UTC)Hum, a drunk Red Alert... Autobots and Decepticons beware; you're about to become an endangered species.
I still plan to, but I wanted to share the idea with everyone ^_^
*nod* And next thing we know, they will be thinking 'I will follow him' to Prime
Megatron: Soundwave! You traitor!
Optimus: They're really starting to freak me out.
It's from 'Mary Poppins'. Personnally, it's one of my favorite Disney.
He would probably freak out until Prowl or Perceptor ask him for a game. Then he will even forget they are aliens, and Prowl will likely forget he's actually playing against a ghost he can't see.
Or call the Fentons; with luck, you will survive the encounter. ^^
Or if we stay in Ghostbusters...
Wheeljack, speaking to the Ark's crew: Just to be sure; if anything or anyone ask you if you are a God, tell it/him 'yes'.
Not just sunstreaker. Some members of the Ark's crew will most likely have a nervous breakdown...
Red Alert: That's thing is a security hazard!
And the others will insist they need a mascot so they have a good reason to keep him.
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Date: 2008-07-20 08:53 pm (UTC)Rumble and Frenzy: "Sons of a glitch, step in time/Sons of a glitch, step in time/Never need a reason, never need a rhyme/Sons of a glitch, step in time!"
?: "Oh for the love of - will you SHUT THE @#%!$ UP?!"
Rumble and Frenzy: "Shut the @#%!$ up, step in time..."
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Date: 2008-07-20 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-24 05:08 am (UTC)3. “Jazz, pretending that Megatron want you to become his personal interface slave isn’t a realistic excuse to avoid a mission.”
“Even if it’s true?”
I'd almost like to write this, just to see if I could figure out the back-story...
6. Sunstreaker stared at his brother before saying, in a low voice:
“Sideswipe, why is there a penguin in ours quarters?”
I really hope someone finds a way to write this. I've yet to figure it out, but geez is it perfect...
12. 2007. More Decepticons come to Earth in an attempt to avenge Megatron. But it’s not Sam they try to kill, but Sector Seven agents.
“Lovely,” said Simmons to Optimus Prime. “And now, what are you going to do?”
This is a really nice twist... And completely plausible. Because killing Megatron? Not a big deal, really (unless they're trying to claim the throne), it's war, shit happens. But keeping their leader trapped in stasis for years and picking him apart? ...I'd want to kill those responsible too.
13. Beachcomber stumbles upon a nude beach and encounters naturists. Spike, Carly and Sparkplug aren’t impressed.
“There’s no way we stop wearing clothes.”
Everytime I think of Beachcomber I think of Miles and him sitting on a beach talking about rocks... Because Miles seems like the type who'd be interested in rocks to me.
17. Optimus Prime pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing. “Ok, who had the good idea to play ‘fetch’ with the Dinobots?”
If I had to hazard a guess? ...Eject and Rewind. Because it just fits their personalities.
22. Because I just read Hikaru no Go.
“Let me get it straight. You’re being haunted by the ghost of an ancient Go player?
Perceptor smiled nervously. “Yes, sir.”
Prime stared. “How do we keep getting in situation like that?”
I love Hikaru no Go. ...I've only read the beginning, because I haven't found the rest yet, but still. And Perceptor would be perfect for it.
24. It’s a bad idea to invite Perceptor to a movie night. Unless you want to hear him point out plot holes, poor acting and scientific impossibilities all the time.
I never do that, nope, not at all. *still can't understand how Sam and Mikaela fell from great heights into giant metal hands multiple times and survived without breaking all their ribs and dying from a punctured lung*
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Date: 2008-07-24 01:10 pm (UTC)*grin*
Jazz needs a master!
Jazz: I belong to no one!
Prowl: Yes, you do. You belong to me.
Jazz: Hum, you're better looking than Megatron...Ok, deal.
This is a really nice twist... And completely plausible. Because killing Megatron? Not a big deal, really (unless they're trying to claim the throne), it's war, shit happens. But keeping their leader trapped in stasis for years and picking him apart? ...I'd want to kill those responsible too.
My idea exactly. usually, we always have Decepticons going after Sam, but Sector seven agents had Megatron prisonner for so long I seriously doubt no 'Cons going to pay them a visit sooner or later.
And I would like to see how the Autobots would react. Would they protect the S7, or would they let them be killed? After all, first contact between them was... a disaster.
After what they've done to Bumblebee, I would say 'yes, they're going to let the Decepticons kill them'. But on another hand, those people were only doing their work...
And Simmons and Prime or Ironhide working together... an unholy partnership if I ever saw one.
I love Hikaru no Go. ...I've only read the beginning, because I haven't found the rest yet, but still. And Perceptor would be perfect for it.
Just a thought I have... Bumblebee would be perfect to play Yugi Muto in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Cliffjumper: *point at the Puzzle* What are you wearing?
Bumblebee: *smirking* Nothing to worry about.
I never do that, nope, not at all. *still can't understand how Sam and Mikaela fell from great heights into giant metal hands multiple times and survived without breaking all their ribs and dying from a punctured lung*
Anything is possible in a movie. Bruce Willis proved it with the 'Die Hard' series. And I still think the thieves in 'Home Alone' should be dead or in the hospital after they fell in these traps...
Oh, I better stop before the bunnies start eating my brain.
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Date: 2008-07-28 03:27 am (UTC)1. Drunk ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4391628/1/Drunk
2. Drunken Confessions ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4426821/1/Drunken_Confessions
21. - The Banned List by Kirii on FF.net is a similar story only it uses the Autobot Twins. Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3994034/1/The_Banned_List
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Date: 2010-12-04 07:08 pm (UTC)