28 bunnies

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28 bunnies who need a home. Be kind with them, please.

1. “Red Alert? Where are you going?”

“Getting plastered!”

 

2. Ravage decides to take care of a litter of kittens who just lost their mother. And the first one who tries to harm them or take them away from him is going to suffer.

“Ravage: no bitting Megatron.”

 

3. “Jazz, pretending that Megatron want you to become his personal interface slave isn’t a realistic excuse to avoid a mission.”

“Even if it’s true?”

 

4. When you interface with a gestalt, be careful to not impregnate him. Because, well, it’s not just one person who will end up ‘expecting’.

“What do you mean, they are all ‘pregnant’!?”

 

5. The Dinobots are playing board games. For once, Grimlock is losing. And Grimlock absolutely hate losing...

“You Grimlock better not set fire to the game like last time!”

 

6. Sunstreaker stared at his brother before saying, in a low voice:

“Sideswipe, why is there a penguin in ours quarters?”

 

7. 2007. Becoming the new Allspark was like a dream... or a nightmare, for the Autobots didn’t want to lose their only way to create new lives again. Caged ‘for his own good’ and his ‘safety’, Sam isn’t about to lay down and accept his fate without fighting.

 

8. “How could I get him to notice me?”

“You could always sing ‘Lady Marmalade’ ho him.”

“Good idea!”

“Hum, I was kidding...”

 

9. Perceptor blinked as he listened to Ratchet’s rant and insults. Turning toward Wheeljack, he asked:

“I must admit, I’m curious. Are some of the things he suggests even anatomically possible?”

 

10. Art. Jazz, Soundwave and/or Blaster as nun(s). Note: I will never again watch vejiraziel’s artworks while listening to ‘Sister Act’ songs. Never.

 

11. Ironhide grunted before he spoke the new recruits. “New rule: just because you don’t like your superior officer and no matter how stupid and overbearing he is, you’re not allowed to hang him from the ceiling by his feet. Am I clear?”

 

12. 2007. More Decepticons come to Earth in an attempt to avenge Megatron. But it’s not Sam they try to kill, but Sector Seven agents.

“Lovely,” said Simmons to Optimus Prime. “And now, what are you going to do?”

 

13. Beachcomber stumbles upon a nude beach and encounters naturists. Spike, Carly and Sparkplug aren’t impressed.

“There’s no way we stop wearing clothes.”

 

14. Art. Starscream as the Grand Vizier Iznogood. Bonus point if you add the catchphrase: “I want to be Caliph instead of the Caliph!”

 

15. Sludge / Perceptor

 

16. Prowl frowned. “Why didn’t Bluestreak told me he was dating?”

“Probably because he was afraid you’d try to threaten or shot his lover, just like you’re about to do?” answered Jazz.

 

17. Optimus Prime pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing. “Ok, who had the good idea to play ‘fetch’ with the Dinobots?”

 

18. Red Alert looked tiredly at the Twins. “Be frank with me, please. Do you hate me?”

The two shared a glance. “No, we just think you’re a maniac.”

 

19. Wildrider did a double-take.

“Hum, I know I shouldn’t ask but... why is Ravage wearing a pink bow around the neck?”

 

20. 2007. AU. Bumblebee twitched. Why, of all the humans that could still have the clues leading to the All Spark ‘s location, did it had to be the DeMarco’s family?

 

21. Rumble and Frenzy get their hands on the whole collection of Disney’s songs. Too bad the other Decepticons aren’t big fans...

“If I hear ‘Step in time’ just one more time, I’m going to kill these sons of a glitch on sight!”

 

22. Because I just read Hikaru no Go.

“Let me get it straight. You’re being haunted by the ghost of an ancient Go player?

Perceptor smiled nervously. “Yes, sir.”

Prime stared. “How do we keep getting in situation like that?”

 

23. The war is finished. The Autobots have won. But casualties in the war have left a lot of ‘orphans’. Decepticons younglings and offsprings of poor Autobots and Neutrals are stealing energon to survive and are causing havoc everywhere they go. To try to redeem them, authorities try to place them under Autobot’s care, in foster homes. Easier say than done, especially when some of them are happy this way.

 

24. It’s a bad idea to invite Perceptor to a movie night. Unless you want to hear him point out plot holes, poor acting and scientific impossibilities all the time.

 

25. After being captured by the Decepticons, Bluestreak is left to Vortex tender mercies for a long while, much to the horror of those who manage to rescue him.

“Primus, what did he do to you, kid?”

 

26. Thundercracker / Jazz

 

27. “Wheeljack? What are you building?”

“A ghosts’ trap.”

“But ghosts don’t exist!”

“That’s what you believe.”

 

28. Smokescreen glanced at the door, froze, then glanced back at this cube.

“Am I over energized yet?”

“No. Why?”

“Because I think I just saw five bright pink Dinobots passing in the hallway.”

Comments

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I'd almost like to write this, just to see if I could figure out the back-story...

*grin*
Jazz needs a master!
Jazz: I belong to no one!
Prowl: Yes, you do. You belong to me.
Jazz: Hum, you're better looking than Megatron...Ok, deal.

This is a really nice twist... And completely plausible. Because killing Megatron? Not a big deal, really (unless they're trying to claim the throne), it's war, shit happens. But keeping their leader trapped in stasis for years and picking him apart? ...I'd want to kill those responsible too.

My idea exactly. usually, we always have Decepticons going after Sam, but Sector seven agents had Megatron prisonner for so long I seriously doubt no 'Cons going to pay them a visit sooner or later.
And I would like to see how the Autobots would react. Would they protect the S7, or would they let them be killed? After all, first contact between them was... a disaster.
After what they've done to Bumblebee, I would say 'yes, they're going to let the Decepticons kill them'. But on another hand, those people were only doing their work...
And Simmons and Prime or Ironhide working together... an unholy partnership if I ever saw one.

I love Hikaru no Go. ...I've only read the beginning, because I haven't found the rest yet, but still. And Perceptor would be perfect for it.

Just a thought I have... Bumblebee would be perfect to play Yugi Muto in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Cliffjumper: *point at the Puzzle* What are you wearing?
Bumblebee: *smirking* Nothing to worry about.

I never do that, nope, not at all. *still can't understand how Sam and Mikaela fell from great heights into giant metal hands multiple times and survived without breaking all their ribs and dying from a punctured lung*

Anything is possible in a movie. Bruce Willis proved it with the 'Die Hard' series. And I still think the thieves in 'Home Alone' should be dead or in the hospital after they fell in these traps...
Oh, I better stop before the bunnies start eating my brain.