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tf_bunny_farm1. Transforming 'technology' has really changed in the last four million years.
2. Perceptor's creators should have never been creators. They weren't physically abusive, but they were rarely home and didn't see anything wrong with leaving Perceptor by himself. Sometimes he thought they forgot he existed.
3. Red Alert: "The bunnies are trying to kill me!"
Perceptor: *glares* "At least they only want to torture and kill you! Have you seen what they want to do to me?"
4. Perceptor has an unexplained fear of rabbits.
5. He was panicking and wasn't moving. But they needed to get out right now... So they did the only thing they could think of and covered his optics and tried to lead him. And he followed because as long as he couldn't see, it didn't seem so bad.
6. Perceptor was a young god when he looked down on the mortal world and saw new playmates. So he created himself a physical body and went down to play. A sparkling body.
7. Cliffjumper used to live next door to Perceptor's creators and often found himself babysitting the little future scientist.
8. An Autobot and a Decepticon get married in Vegas. Would an Earth style marriage be recognized on Cybertron?
9. Art. Soundwave carrying Blaster down a ladder.
10. Springer is turned into a sparkling. The other Wreckers try to hide this.
11. Art. Sparkling!Constructicons playing with Lincoln Logs.
12. Springer/Red Alert.
13. Perceptor: "Oooh, shiny!"
?: "... Did Perceptor just say 'Oooh, shiny'?"
?2: *nods*
14. "It begins and ends with you."
15. Sparkling!Kup.
16. "Kill them quickly or not at all."
17. Might have mentioned this before. Crossover with Sandman. Perceptor as Delirium. Who else would be one of the Endless?
18. The Twins have to save Blaster from his own stupidity (stupidity regarding Soundwave, no less). Norielit, you just had to mention Sunstreaker/Blaster, didn't you?
19. Art. Perceptor and Wheeljack wearing collars and leashes, leaning forward (and somehow not choking) in an attempt to get closer to their experiments. Optimus is holding the other ends of the leashes. He has a Why me? expression. This bunny is the fault of leilani666.
20. "One thing I've learned. You can know anything. It's all there. You just have to find it." ~Quote from Sandman.
21. All cats can see futures, and see echoes of the past. We can watch the passage of creatures from the infinity of now, from all the worlds like ours, only fractionally different. And we follow them with our eyes, ghost things, and the humans see nothing. ~Sandman #18. Well... I did compare Perceptor to a cat.
22. Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot. ~Sandman #19
23. You shouldn't trust the story-teller; only trust the story~ Sandman #38.
24. All sense of where I am, of who I am and where I'm going, has been swallowed by the dark. And I walk through the stars and sky, a trinity of dreams beneath the moon. ~Sandman #36
25. "If the city was dreaming," he told me, "then the city is asleep. And I do not fear cities sleeping, stretched out unconscious around their rivers and estuaries, like cats in the moonlight. Sleeping cities are tame and harmless things. What I fear," he said, "is that one day the cities will waken. That one day the cities will rise." ~Sandman #51.
26. One question, two answers.
27. "Fairy gifts traditionally are double-edged knives." ~Sandman #58. He knew better than to accept a gift from Perceptor.
28. The bonds of family bind both ways. They bind us up, support us, help us, and they are also a bond from which it is difficult, perhaps impossible to extricate oneself. ~Sandman # 72.
29. Science is a way of talking about the universe in words that bind it to a common reality. Magic is a method of talking to the universe in words that it cannot ignore. The two are rarely compatible. ~ Books of Magic #1.
30. "Why do you care for him?"
"... Because he knows no means no."
31. Blaster and Grimlock have a conversation. About the others on the Ark?
32. One annoying thing about his mask was that you couldn't put your hand over his mouth to shut him up.
33. Art. Grimlock chasing the Hamburglar. Yeah... I don't know where this one came from. I might have been hungry.
34. A great many men are mad, and no one knows it. They do not know it themselves. ~ The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie.
35. "Genius, or insanity, who can say?" ~The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie.
36. Sunstreaker saved Perceptor. And Perceptor never let him know.
37. 2007. Wheeljack and Perceptor arrive on Earth and Optimus is reminded how... difficult they are to keep under control. But then Optimus learns something... Wheeljack and Perceptor seem to instinctively respond to Sarah Lennox's 'Mom Voice'. Thank Primus!
38. "He was rather incoherent. It was like his mouth couldn't keep up with his brain." Inspired by a BTVS fic I just read.
39. When the Ark and Nemesis crashed, several Autobots and Decepticons were blasted out of the ships. Where did they land?
40. Perceptor once Bonded with someone for protection. But who did he need protection from?
41. Perceptor: *shoves a beaker into Smokescreen's hands* "I almost drank this."
Smokescreen: *reads label on beaker* "Poison? Perceptor, you really should read the labels before you decide you're hungry."
Perceptor: *nervously* "I wasn't hungry. And I... knew what it was when I decided to drink it."
Smokescreen: *stares in shock* "I... see." *carefully sets the beaker on the table... out of Perceptor's reach* "And why did you decide to drink it?"
Perceptor: "I don't know."
Smokescreen: *stares some more* "Perceptor... why don't you stay with me for the next few days? In case you get any more of these... impulses."
Perceptor: "... Ok."
42. This month, a nearby town is having a Dune Buggy show (a Buggy Round Up). Which confused me because we live no where near the coast. But anyway, I think Beachcomber deserves to win a prize in a Dune Buggy Show, don't you think? I almost typed Dune Bunny.
43. Before someone is allowed to be Blaster's friend, Eject and Rewind put them through a very strict screening process.
44. Equal Rights for Dinobots!
45. Crossover. The Cassettes on a That Darn Cat type of adventure.
46. "I'd rather feel pain, then nothing."
47. Red Alert: "Can I keep him?"
48. Art. Humanized Unicron and Primus. Because I've never seen any.
49. "That which does not kill you, only makes you stranger."
"Don't you mean stronger?"
"... You've never met the crew of the Ark, have you?"
50. What if Red Alert was actually Sideswipe's (or Sunstreaker's) sparkling? How would they deal with his glitch while he grew up? How would they react to his relationship with Inferno (who is at least as old as the Twins)?
51. When the Autobots awakened... someone did not. This Autobot remains in a comatose state. Why?
52. Ratchet tries to teach Perceptor how to throw tools. Or rather, he tries to teach Perceptor that he should throw tools.
53. Perceptor is pregnant. His lover panics and breaks up with him. Perceptor's friends go on the warpath.
54. Alpha Trion/Wheeljack. Result of a typo. I was trying to type the word wheelchair.
55. Perceptor as the Cybertronian version of a Selkie. He was captured by an Autobot and was forced to bond. Vorns later, on Earth, he is still trapped. But at least he can speak with the Earth Selkies. Inspired by bunny # 48 of this post.
56. Art. Perceptor with one blue optic, and one red one. He also has half a Decepticon symbol, and half an Autobot one. His colors on his Decepticon side are darker. Partly inspired by number 68 on this post.
57. Inferno likes fire. Explosions cause fire. Red Alert: "Inferno, do you know where Perceptor got those volatile chemicals?"
Inferno: *looks innocent* "No." *watches fires* "They sure did make some pretty flames though."
58. Crossover with The 4400. I think I mentioned it before, but it's interesting enough to mention again.
59. Perceptor's creators were members of a cult.
60. Blaster never told Jazz that Eject and Rewind were the result of that one night they spent together when Jazz feared his lover, Prowl, was dead.
61. Perceptor is a former prostitute who is now the secret lover of Optimus Prime. Optimus loves him but refuses to Bond with him, afraid of the damage his reputation would take if anyone learned of Perceptor's former occupation.
62. Inspired by BTVS. Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert are possessed by Primal spirits. And no, I do not mean Optimus Primal.
62. Perceptor was smiling that smile again. The one that said I know something, but I'm going to let you figure it out for yourself.
63. The Bloop.
64. On a slightly related note, some Whale Songs sound a bit creepy. Some sound cute. Wonder what Seaspray thinks of them. Some more songs. And has anyone else noticed how some of these seem to have been used as Sci-Fi sound effects?
65. Swoop decides Perceptor needs some cheering up.
66. Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf. Decepticon/Perceptor.
67. Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band. Devil - Soundwave. Johnny - Blaster.
68. "We're just friends."
"You don't really believe that do you?"
69. Ghost Roads.
70. Perceptor only reveals what he chooses to. No more, no less.
71. "Could he have seen something we were blinded to?"
72. "We expected to see it, but it still rattled us to see it sitting there just where we expected to find it." ~ Paraphrased from The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie.
73. It was too easy, therefor it could not be true. ~ Paraphrased from The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie.
74. "They sold my truth."
75. Perceptor's creators sold him into slavery.
76. Elita's and Optimus' sparkling was kidnapped. He was never found and was presumed dead. Vorns later (while Optimus is having his four million year long nap), Elita meets Perceptor and feels he's familiar. What will she do when she learns that Perceptor is her lost child? How will Perceptor feel when he learns that the kind mech who raised him is a kidnapper?
77. ... was one of those people whose fate it is to be devoted to others and to have no one devoted to them. ~Death Comes As the End by Agatha Christie.
78. "Nothing changes here."
"Perhaps, then, there should be a change."
~Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.
79. Hero... Criminal... He didn't really care what they saw him as.
80. It was a secret he had kept even from his Cassettes.
81. Perceptor was hurt in a fight but didn't think it serious enough to bother Ratchet with. When he starts feeling dizzy and his fuel pump starts struggling, he realizes he should have bothered Ratchet after all.
82. They met some human celebrities... and didn't even realize it.
83. Blaster loses his memory and his Cassettes try to help him get it back.
84. What's so wrong about enthusiasm when it's asked for?
85. "There is an evil that comes from outside, that attacks so that all the world can see, but there is another kind of rottenness that breeds from within -- that shows no outward sign. It grows slowly, day by day, till at last the whole fruit is rotten -- eaten by disease." ~Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.
86. Crossover with Harry Potter. Cybertron has it's own Wizarding World.
87. Perceptor may act the submissive in the relationship, but his lover is so easily manipulated that Perceptor is actually the one in charge.
88. Blaster's Cassettes aren't his children. They were simply reformatted as Cassettes. And they are actually older than Blaster is.
89. "I've been wanting to look at you ever since I came online."
90. Optimus watched as Wheeljack and Perceptor worked and he wondered if he could force them to stop their experiment. He was stronger, but they outnumbered him.
91. He created the lie. And he honestly believed it.
92. "Tears, I don't need... because they don't change a thing. Therefore, tears are useless to me." ~Satisfaction Guaranteed.
93. "Perceptor, if you don't feel like smiling, then don't."
94. Pretending to be strong without any weaknesses... it'll only hurt someone in the end. ~Satisfaction Guaranteed.
95. The Art of Misdirection.
96. He was overcharged and he was working in his lab.
97. Someone bets that Blurr can not go one Earth day without speaking.
98. Hound/Sunstreaker.
99. Omega Supreme/Reflector.
100. A lack of Decepticon activity causes Optimus to try to find a new way to prevent his troops from becoming bored. So he orders a temporary Job Exchange. Because I thought Perceptor would have a lot of fun if Optimus was stupid enough to assign him to Demolitions.
101. Art. Kitty!Ultra Magnus. Because I just saw a picture of him as the Cheshire Cat and I realized that that was the first time I've seen him as a cat (that I can remember).
102. An Autobot and a Decepticon share a prison cell.
103. Write a fic explaining this picture.
104. "He taught me how to act normally"
"... If this is normal, I'd hate to see how you acted before."
105. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one." ~Spock; Star Trek.
106. "I said just now that it is dangerous to give a man power when he is too young. But it is also dangerous to give it to him too late." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.
107. "He is so devoted to us all, and yet none of us wants his devotion." ~Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie. (It's actually She, not He. But I changed it).
108. "You don't belong in this time. You've already lived it."
109. Hound = Hellhound.
110. Was the change in one the result of the change in the other?
111. Rumble disappears. Soundwave frets, Frenzy pretends he doesn't care, Ravage can't sit still, and the rest really don't care.
112. Red Alert and Reflector have a very... odd friendship.
113. "Why is Perceptor hiding in the Dinobots' quarters?"
114. Blaster was a rebellious and violent youngling on the fast track to becoming a Decepticon when his future Cassettes first met him. They obviously managed to knock some sense into him, but how? How did they turn that volatile youngling into the kind, music-loving mech he is today?
115. What if Skyfire had been aware those first few vorns he was stuck in the ice?
116. Blaster: "I am not a hotel!"
117. Art. Perceptor sitting on the floor of the washracks, looking depressed as the water rains down on him.
118. Perceptor: "I sometimes find it difficult to care."
119. "A cat is anything but you."
120. As the Ark Burns. And I just realized that that sounds like the name of a soap opera.
121. "Fifty years from now, if I take it, what will it be?"
122. "A terror that scares you."
"Is there any other kind?"
123. Perceptor needs surgery to correct a problem with his fuel pump. Ratchet is annoyed that Perceptor keeps putting it off.
124. "Excuse me, you're speaking it accidentally."
125. "Perceptor is, sadly, the forgiving type."
126. "No one has the right to tell me what I should or should not remember."
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Date: 2008-08-08 06:18 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-08-08 06:52 am (UTC)And 64 sounds so very, very cute. I suddenly picture Seaspray dancing around underwater to whatever rhythm his adorable little brain assigns to whale songs! =D
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Date: 2008-08-08 12:22 pm (UTC)And an underwater dancing Seapray is oddly cute. Though I keep hearing the song Under the Sea instead of the whale song when I think of that image.
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Date: 2008-08-08 07:18 am (UTC)Maybe by the time the Transfomers wake up on Earth, the Transformers back on Cybertron have learned how to 'morph' instead of transforming!
5. He was panicking and wasn't moving. But they needed to get out right now... So they did the only thing they could think of and covered his optics and tried to lead him. And he followed because as long as he couldn't see, it didn't seem so bad.
This makes me think of Red Alert and Inferno...
9. Art. Soundwave carrying Blaster down a ladder.
Hmmm, I wonder where this one came from. ^__^
11. Art. Sparkling!Constructicons playing with Lincoln Logs.
The grown-up Constructies should get some actual logs, carve them like Lincoln Logs, and play with them in between missions.
16. "Kill them quickly or not at all."
Makes me think of Evil!Perceptor and Evil!Skyfire.
Oh, and how many of these quotes and other bunnies were specifically chosen with Perceptor in mind? Seems like a lot of them fit... or else it's just the telepathy talking again.
Well... I did compare Perceptor to a cat.
In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, Death likes cats. Make of that what you will.
32. One annoying thing about his mask was that you couldn't put your hand over his mouth to shut him up.
Wheeljack, Optimus, or Soundwave? (That's the order I thought of them in, btw.)
37. 2007. Wheeljack and Perceptor arrive on Earth and Optimus is reminded how... difficult they are to keep under control. But then Optimus learns something... Wheeljack and Perceptor seem to instinctively respond to Sarah Lennox's 'Mom Voice'.
Awww...
39. When the Ark and Nemesis crashed, several Autobots and Decepticons were blasted out of the ships. Where did they land?
Like the Insecticons, right? Ooh, what if they *all* had been blasted out of the ships? They'd wake up at different times and in different places, and probably 'Bots and 'Cons would have to work together to reunite both factions...
43. Before someone is allowed to be Blaster's friend, Eject and Rewind put them through a very strict screening process.
I really, really want to see this screening process used on Soundwave.
When the Autobots awakened... someone did not. This Autobot remains in a comatose state. Why?
Maybe someone was bonded to Skyfire, and proximity to his nearby comatose bondmate knocked him out too.
57. Inferno likes fire. Explosions cause fire. Red Alert: "Inferno, do you know where Perceptor got those volatile chemicals?"
Inferno: *looks innocent* "No." *watches fires* "They sure did make some pretty flames though."
No, Inferno! Don't dump Red Alert for Wheeljack! (Or Mixmaster) *sobs overdramatically*
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Date: 2008-08-08 12:50 pm (UTC)Well, I was thinking of Mystique when I came up with this one. So yes, they morph. Won't Optimus and them be shocked?
This makes me think of Red Alert and Inferno...
You know what inspired this one? Black Beauty.
And Red Alert and Inferno is a good choice. Though I was thinking Perceptor.
Hmmm, I wonder where this one came from. ^__^
*looks innocent*
The grown-up Constructies should get some actual logs, carve them like Lincoln Logs, and play with them in between missions.
*loves*
Megatron: *watching the Constructicons play* "How old are they again?"
Starscream: "Older than me." *glares* "I told you using the Robosmasher would have side effects!"
Makes me think of Evil!Perceptor and Evil!Skyfire.
*loves evil!Perceptor*
Oh, and how many of these quotes and other bunnies were specifically chosen with Perceptor in mind? Seems like a lot of them fit... or else it's just the telepathy talking again.
Most of them weren't intentionally chosen for him, but they do fit him, don't they? And Perceptor has taken over my brain so he might have made me choose good ones for him. I was just going down a list, choosing the ones that sounded interesting.
In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, Death likes cats. Make of that what you will.
I know! I really need to read some more Terry Pratchett. And I believe that I once posted a bunny where Death, Perceptor, and Red Alert were friends. And I vaguely recall one where Perceptor was seen talking to Death of Rats.
Wheeljack, Optimus, or Soundwave? (That's the order I thought of them in, btw.)
I was thinking Wheeljack. Because who would dare try to shut up Optimus? As for Soundwave... he's a telepath. Covering his mouth won't get him to shut up if he wants to talk that much.
Awww...
Never underestimate the power of the Mom Voice.
Sarah: "When was the last time you ate?"
Perceptor: "Hmmm? Oh, I believe about three days ago."
Sarah: *frowns* "You need to eat."
Perceptor: "I will as soon as I finish-"
Sarah: "It will still be there later. Now," *uses Mom Voice* "Go get something to eat."
Perceptor: *gives in* "Yes, ma'am."
Ratchet: *stares in shock* "I've been trying to get him to refuel for days without success... and all she has to do is tell him too and he obeys? How does she do it?"
Sam: *shrugs* "She's a mom."
Like the Insecticons, right? Ooh, what if they *all* had been blasted out of the ships? They'd wake up at different times and in different places, and probably 'Bots and 'Cons would have to work together to reunite both factions...
That would be interesting! Prowl needs to land in either Japan or Russia. Mirage needs to land in Egypt. Beachcomber in California. The Constructicons spread across Europe. Someone needs to land in Italy. Someone in Spain. And someone in Texas.
I really, really want to see this screening process used on Soundwave.
*loves* Rumble and Frenzy would try to coach him on proper responses. Soundwave would feel like he's meeting the parents.
Maybe someone was bonded to Skyfire, and proximity to his nearby comatose bondmate knocked him out too.
Excellent idea! I hadn't thought of why.
No, Inferno! Don't dump Red Alert for Wheeljack! (Or Mixmaster) *sobs overdramatically*
Well, he has to get the chemicals from somewhere. He got them from Hook, who stole them from Mixmaster because Inferno asked him to.
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Date: 2008-08-08 01:23 pm (UTC)OMP YES. That's what I was thinking of too - when the groom dude James or whatever has to lead BB and Ginger out of the flaming stable. I read a fic where Red Alert has to guide Inferno out of a blazing building over the comm.
Ratchet: *stares in shock* "I've been trying to get him to refuel for days without success... and all she has to do is tell him too and he obeys? How does she do it?"
Sam: *shrugs* "She's a mom."
That would be interesting! Prowl needs to land in either Japan or Russia. Mirage needs to land in Egypt. Beachcomber in California. The Constructicons spread across Europe. Someone needs to land in Italy. Someone in Spain. And someone in Texas.
Hmmm... Prowl should go to Russia because I've seen Japan!Prowl before. Jazz could go to Japan. Bonecrusher could go to Germany, Scavenger to Switzerland, Scrapper to England. The Twins could go to Italy. Mixmaster could go to France, Hook to Greece, Long Haul to Iceland.
*loves* Rumble and Frenzy would try to coach him on proper responses. Soundwave would feel like he's meeting the parents.
Hee! Soundwave would smuggle the cassettes in his chest compartment and just repeat what they tell him. And according to certain bunnies floating around, he IS meeting the parents.
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Date: 2008-08-08 01:41 pm (UTC)Forgot one. Ironhide must go to Texas.
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Date: 2008-08-08 07:19 am (UTC)Unicron-worshippers! (Hmmm... Perceptor/Sunstorm)
62. Perceptor was smiling that smile again. The one that said I know something, but I'm going to let you figure it out for yourself.
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
65. Swoop decides Perceptor needs some cheering up.
So he takes him for a flight. Very, very high. And Perceptor is decidedly not cheered up.
82. They met some human celebrities... and didn't even realize it.
MYTHBUSTERS! And Wheeljack, Perceptor, Skyfire, Starscream, and Mixmaster will tell them off for not getting autographs.
86. Crossover with Harry Potter. Cybertron has it's own Wizarding World.
YES. And every Bot and Con on Earth is a wizard, but they think that all the others are Muggles so they can't talk about it or do magic. The first faction to realize that they are in fact all wizards will win. It's a race to decide which force is stronger: Autobot obliviousness or Decepticon refusal to communicate without violence. Ooh! And what if the wizards of Cybertron have only invented/discovered minor curses, nothing of an Unforgivable level? So the Autobots, having more of a link with humans, would be the first to discover this extremely powerful magic, but because it's Dark magic they would be reluctant to use it. Ooh! And the Matrix is actually a Horcrux! Ooh! And Omega Supreme discovers the Imperius Curse and tries to use it to counter the Robo-Smasher and free the Constructicons! Ooh! Prophecies! *yanks bunny out of garden and shoves under a bush*
87. Perceptor may act the submissive in the relationship, but his lover is so easily manipulated that Perceptor is actually the one in charge.
I'm thinking Perceptor/Megatron. Perceptor is subtly sabotaging 'Con plans so they lose all their battles, but not badly enough that they would lose the war. Because Perceptor doesn't want the Autobots to win, because then Megatron would be executed or exiled and he'd never see him again.
106. "I said just now that it is dangerous to give a man power when he is too young. But it is also dangerous to give it to him too late." ~ Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.
Optimus was given power too young; Megatron was given power too late.
111. Rumble disappears. Soundwave frets, Frenzy pretends he doesn't care, Ravage can't sit still, and the rest really don't care.
He was sucked into 2007verse and placed in a new body! The dimension-travel messed up his processor, so he acted all fritzy and thought that he was his twin, Frenzy!
115. What if Skyfire had been aware those first few vorns he was stuck in the ice?
*cries* Poor Skyyyy! What if he went insane? Or wait, what if he was completely different before he crashed into the ice? Maybe he spent his time in the ice meditating and reflecting, and came out all peaceful and thoughtful when he had gone in all crazy and impatient and warmongery! Maybe Starscream only joined the Decepticons in memory of Skyfire, because he thought it's what Skyfire would have wanted to do!
116. Blaster: "I am not a hotel!"
Eject: "No one said you were, boss. Calm down!"
Rewind: *removes 'Room for Rent' sticker on Blaster's back*
Soundwave: "And here I thought I was going to get some peace and quiet for once..."
120. As the Ark Burns. And I just realized that that sounds like the name of a soap opera.
The Autobots watch As the Kitchen Sinks when they get bored, and the Decepticons watch As the Ark Burns!
121. "Fifty years from now, if I take it, what will it be?"
Makes me think of Oppy and the Matrix.
123. Perceptor needs surgery to correct a problem with his fuel pump. Ratchet is annoyed that Perceptor keeps putting it off.
This could go with the Suicidal!Perceptor bunny.
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:41 am (UTC)Sunstorm/Perceptor! *loves* Perceptor really loves Sunstorm but is afraid to disagree with him about anything. Perceptor tries to be perfect for Sunstorm, but can't help but hate some things Sunstorm does in the name of faith.
But if Sunstorm worships Primus, and Perceptor and his family are part of a Unicron cult... That'll be one volatile relationship.
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
*loves* *LOVES* Is that Terry Pratchett? I haven't read all the Discworld books, but it sounds like it. And Perceptor = Primus! *loves*
Now I want to see someone write a Perceptor fic, using the style/voice of a Discworld novel.
So he takes him for a flight. Very, very high. And Perceptor is decidedly not cheered up.
Sadly, Swoop is too happy at the way Perceptor is clinging to him to notice (he has a crush on Perceptor, you see). At least, until Perceptor gets the nerve to briefly let go with one hand and smack Swoop upside the head. Sheepish, Swoop lands and they spend an hour cuddled on the ground until Perceptor gets over his fright.
MYTHBUSTERS! And Wheeljack, Perceptor, Skyfire, Starscream, and Mixmaster will tell them off for not getting autographs.
Ironhide: "They still ignoring us?"
Optimus: "Yes. And I wish they would stop being so angry; I need them to work on something."
Ironhide: "Well, why don't you go tell them what you want? You're Prime; it's not like they can say no."
Optimus: "... I'm afraid to go in there."
And every Bot and Con on Earth is a wizard, but they think that all the others are Muggles so they can't talk about it or do magic.
*loves* Those are all excellent ideas!
I'm thinking Perceptor/Megatron. Perceptor is subtly sabotaging 'Con plans so they lose all their battles, but not badly enough that they would lose the war. Because Perceptor doesn't want the Autobots to win, because then Megatron would be executed or exiled and he'd never see him again.
So basically, he wants the war to continue forever? That's surprisingly selfish of him. I wonder if the Autobots would know Perceptor is helping them or if they would simply see him as a traitor. *hopes someone writes this*
Optimus was given power too young; Megatron was given power too late.
Possible... Though in the book, it's said that it's dangerous to give a man power to late, because they would be too used to obeying orders and not giving them. So I'm thinking... Skywarp. He obeys orders, but he has a high rank due to his position on the Air Commander's Trine. How often do you see him issuing orders?
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:42 am (UTC)Poor Rumble! He wanted Frenzy so much that he convinced himself that Frenzy was a part of him! Did he develop a separate personality? Or is is a form on amnesia? I hope when Soundwave finds him, he'll be able to straighten out Rumble's processor... or it's going to be a long road to recovery. Something I'm not sure Rumble would survive on the Decepticon base. So... Soundwave, not wanting to but knowing it's for the best, sends Rumble to Blaster.
Or wait, what if he was completely different before he crashed into the ice? Maybe he spent his time in the ice meditating and reflecting, and came out all peaceful and thoughtful when he had gone in all crazy and impatient and warmongery! Maybe Starscream only joined the Decepticons in memory of Skyfire, because he thought it's what Skyfire would have wanted to do!
Oh, the angst! Poor Starscream! He went completely against his own beliefs to do something that he thinks Skyfire would want, only to find out that Skyfire has changed so much... Now Starscream is trapped, and he can no longer tell himself that he's doing it for Skyfire. *cries and hugs Starscream* You poor baby!
Eject: "No one said you were, boss. Calm down!"
Rewind: *removes 'Room for Rent' sticker on Blaster's back*
Soundwave: "And here I thought I was going to get some peace and quiet for once..."
*cackles* Poor Blaster! His Cassettes just see him as a money making machine! And don't worry, Soundwave. Blaster is perfectly willing to babysit. Just no sleepovers.
The Autobots watch As the Kitchen Sinks when they get bored, and the Decepticons watch As the Ark Burns!
Megatron: "Quiet, everyone! Perceptor is finally going to reveal the identity of his sparkling's father."
Starscream: "I keep telling you that it's Optimus!"
Rumble: "Can't be! Optimus has been dead too long!""
Frenzy: "Like that matters."
Everyone: *watches in shock as Perceptor reveals the truth*
Megatron: "Cosmos! The father is Cosmos!" *thinks* "I love this show!"
Starscream: *pouts* "I still say it's Optimus. Maybe he disguised himself as Cosmos..."
Makes me think of Oppy and the Matrix.
Excellent idea! This was a bunny I thought of when I was half asleep. I can't remember who I imagined saying it.
This could go with the Suicidal!Perceptor bunny.
The one in this post? Because there are so many suicidal Perceptor bunnies... Oh, Primus! Perceptor is silently calling for help and we're picking up on it with our telepathy! The poor baby! *hugs Perceptor*
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Date: 2008-08-08 08:52 pm (UTC)"Let the spice flow!"
43. Before someone is allowed to be Blaster's friend, Eject and Rewind put them through a very strict screening process.
This would go well with the plotbunny about the cassettes being Blaster's creator.
101. Art. Kitty!Ultra Magnus. Because I just saw a picture of him as the Cheshire Cat and I realized that that was the first time I've seen him as a cat (that I can remember).
Now Maggy (my RP muse) wants me to draw him with cat ears and a tail.
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:45 am (UTC)*is confused* Spice? *feels stupid*
This would go well with the plotbunny about the cassettes being Blaster's creator.
Yes, it would! *hopes someone writes this*
Now Maggy (my RP muse) wants me to draw him with cat ears and a tail.
I hope you listen to Maggy.
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Date: 2008-08-09 09:34 am (UTC)When you said "Dune Bunny" I thought of the book Dune (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_%28novel%29).
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Date: 2008-08-08 08:56 pm (UTC)Perceptor: *glares* "At least they only want to torture and kill you! Have you seen what they want to do to me?"
4. Perceptor has an unexplained fear of rabbits.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! XD They should fear the bunnies!
10. Springer is turned into a sparkling. The other Wreckers try to hide this.
You know what this is? This is just cute! Too cute! I want to see a Sparking Springer now! ^_^
43. Before someone is allowed to be Blaster's friend, Eject and Rewind put them through a very strict screening process
Heh, this would be fun to see. What would they do? Interview them and do background checks?
57. Inferno likes fire. Explosions cause fire. Red Alert: "Inferno, do you know where Perceptor got those volatile chemicals?"
Inferno: *looks innocent* "No." *watches fires* "They sure did make some pretty flames though."
^_^ Love it! Should have guess Inferno would do such a thing with his love of fires and putting them out. Makes me wonder why there ain't more Wheeljack/Inferno out there..
59. Perceptor's creators were members of a cult.
I know this was already mention but...Perceptor/Sunstorm! This just screams it! XD
83. Blaster loses his memory and his Cassettes try to help him get it back.
What! No...Poor Blaster. Poor Cassettes
103. Write a fic explaining this picture.
Awwww, that picture is just so cute!
114. Blaster was a rebellious and violent youngling on the fast track to becoming a Decepticon when his future Cassettes first met him. They obviously managed to knock some sense into him, but how? How did they turn that volatile youngling into the kind, music-loving mech he is today?
Oooooo,now I like this one. I mean how would the cassettes could do that with such a 'rebel' Blaster into his future Autobot self.
120. As the Ark Burns.
While it does sound like some sort of soap opera, I just can't but image Optimus shouting at the likes of Wheeljack and/or Perceptor and/or Inferno while everyone stood outside, watching the Ark burning.
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:53 am (UTC)Yes, they should. Because we all know that the bunnies are planning to take over the world. Even now they have secret bases scattered over America and Europe.
You know what this is? This is just cute! Too cute! I want to see a Sparking Springer now! ^_^
Why does he never get turned into a sparkling? There is so much potential cuteness and humor.
Heh, this would be fun to see. What would they do? Interview them and do background checks?
That's what I was thinking. I wonder if Blaster knows about the screening process.
Makes me wonder why there ain't more Wheeljack/Inferno out there..
Because Inferno is too loyal to Red Alert? Though I did pair him with Hook once.
I know this was already mention but...Perceptor/Sunstorm! This just screams it! XD
It does! But... Sunstorm's radioactive ain't he? I wonder how Perceptor got past that. Or maybe Perceptor doesn't care that he's sick all the time, as long as he's with Sunstorm.
What! No...Poor Blaster. Poor Cassettes
I know... Poor babies! *hugs Blaster and Cassettes*
Awwww, that picture is just so cute!
It is, isn't it? I wish I could find the original artist so I could see what else they got.
Oooooo,now I like this one. I mean how would the cassettes could do that with such a 'rebel' Blaster into his future Autobot self.
i really have no idea how. I hope someone adopts this so we can see.
While it does sound like some sort of soap opera, I just can't but image Optimus shouting at the likes of Wheeljack and/or Perceptor and/or Inferno while everyone stood outside, watching the Ark burning.
I love that image! *wants someone to draw that*
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Date: 2008-08-09 01:46 am (UTC)And Cliffjumper spent so much time taking care of Perceptor, the scientist thought of the minibot as his creator.
19. Art. Perceptor and Wheeljack wearing collars and leashes, leaning forward (and somehow not choking) in an attempt to get closer to their experiments. Optimus is holding the other ends of the leashes. He has a Why me? expression. This bunny is the fault of leilani666.
*giggles*
28. The bonds of family bind both ways. They bind us up, support us, help us, and they are also a bond from which it is difficult, perhaps impossible to extricate oneself. ~Sandman # 72.
Soundwave has complete control over what the cassettes do. They love Soundwave, but wish they could have more freedom to do what they want.
30. "Why do you care for him?"
"... Because he knows no means no."
Megatron saying that when someone asked why he cared for Soundwave.
32. One annoying thing about his mask was that you couldn't put your hand over his mouth to shut him up.
Don't know why, but I thought of First Aid for this one.
37. 2007. Wheeljack and Perceptor arrive on Earth and Optimus is reminded how... difficult they are to keep under control. But then Optimus learns something... Wheeljack and Perceptor seem to instinctively respond to Sarah Lennox's 'Mom Voice'. Thank Primus!
So cute! Optimus would try to keep Sarah in the base no matter the cost.
44. Equal Rights for Dinobots!
The movement that started it all. Next thing they knew, the cassettes and the minibots started their own movement.
47. Red Alert: "Can I keep him?"
Inferno stays with red Alert because when Red Alert was little, his creators gave him a slave. The glitch came after an accident and he was left to fend for himself because of it, and Inferno decided to stay and care for his master.
59. Perceptor's creators were members of a cult.
That worshipped Unicron. They believed Perceptor was the chosen of Unicron and manage to convince the cult members of this. Perceptor grows up believing he's the chosen and is delighted by all the chaos the war brings. Now here comes Sunstorm, who thinks he's the chosen of Primus.
60. Blaster never told Jazz that Eject and Rewind were the result of that one night they spent together when Jazz feared his lover, Prowl, was dead.
Awww, poor Blaster. *hugs Blaster*
62. Inspired by BTVS. Perceptor, Blaster, and Red Alert are possessed by Primal spirits. And no, I do not mean Optimus Primal
And going with the Buffy inspiration, it has to be the Cybertronian equivalent of a hyena. With Perceptor as the alpha of the pack.
79. Hero... Criminal... He didn't really care what they saw him as.
Sunstreaker!
85. "There is an evil that comes from outside, that attacks so that all the world can see, but there is another kind of rottenness that breeds from within -- that shows no outward sign. It grows slowly, day by day, till at last the whole fruit is rotten -- eaten by disease." ~Death Comes as the End by Agatha Christie.
Evil from outside = Decepticons
Evil within - Autobot/goverment corruption before the war
110. Was the change in one the result of the change in the other?
Someone messes with Sunstreaker's programming to make him more sociable/friendly. Now Sideswipe is getting aggressive.
120. As the Ark Burns. And I just realized that that sounds like the name of a soap opera.
*giggles* I had this image of the Decepticons shooting their own soap opera to amuse themselves when they weren't fighting. Thinking it was something important, the spies take some copies. And now they have contacted Swindle to get them more copies because they have to know what's going to happen next.
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:24 am (UTC)*loves* And Perceptor calls him Papa Cliff! So cute!
Soundwave has complete control over what the cassettes do. They love Soundwave, but wish they could have more freedom to do what they want.
Poor Cassettes! They need to run away to Blaster, who would never dream of controlling his own
creatorsCassettes.Megatron saying that when someone asked why he cared for Soundwave.
Hmmm. Yes, that could work. Though I was imagining Blaster as the one explaining why he cares. Don't know who he saying it about though.
Don't know why, but I thought of First Aid for this one.
The telepathy has failed us this time. First Aid never even crossed my mind. Though I would love to see someone trying to shut him up that way.
So cute! Optimus would try to keep Sarah in the base no matter the cost.
Lennox: "Stop trying to steal my wife, man!"
Optimus: "But you don't understand! We need her!"
Lennox: "Get your own wife!"
Optimus: "But Elita isn't a mother!"
Lennox: "Then hire a nanny!"
Optimus: "I did. Your wife!"
The movement that started it all. Next thing they knew, the cassettes and the minibots started their own movement.
And everyone was too busy with their movements that they all forgot about the war, leading to a peaceful society and equal rights for all.
Inferno stays with red Alert because when Red Alert was little, his creators gave him a slave. The glitch came after an accident and he was left to fend for himself because of it, and Inferno decided to stay and care for his master.
That's a very interesting take on their relationship! I'd love to see that!
That worshipped Unicron. They believed Perceptor was the chosen of Unicron and manage to convince the cult members of this. Perceptor grows up believing he's the chosen and is delighted by all the chaos the war brings. Now here comes Sunstorm, who thinks he's the chosen of Primus.
*loves* *loves* *LOVES* I want to see this so much! Perceptor and Sumstorm. Would they really hate each other or would it be more of a love/hate relationship. Odd how the Chosen of Unicron is an Autobot and the Chosen of Primus is a Decepticon. Perceptor might delight in the chaos he can cause within the Autobot ranks, but what's Sunstorm's excuse? Does he want to make the Decepticons see the light? Or, as a Chosen of Primus, does he have to be on the opposing side?
Awww, poor Blaster. *hugs Blaster*
Can you imagine the drama if Prowl were to find out? He'd feel betrayed, certainly, but he'd understand that Jazz needed comfort. But how would he see the Cassettes, now knowing that they are evidence of Jazz's affair? How would Jazz know that he left Blaster alone to raise their children, with no help? Especially if Blaster struggled to support them? This... is so sad. *also hugs Blaster*
And going with the Buffy inspiration, it has to be the Cybertronian equivalent of a hyena. With Perceptor as the alpha of the pack.
YES! Perceptor was possessed by a Female Hyena Primal and scares everyone by laughing all the time and being so aggressive! Of course, Red and Blaster would also scare everyone by being aggressive and laughing... *hopes someone adopts this*
Sunstreaker!
Perfect!
Evil from outside = Decepticons
Evil within - Autobot/goverment corruption before the war
*nods* Yep!
Someone messes with Sunstreaker's programming to make him more sociable/friendly. Now Sideswipe is getting aggressive.
Very possible. Though I've seen similar fics about the Twins, so maybe someone else? Inferno and Red Alert, maybe?
*giggles* I had this image of the Decepticons shooting their own soap opera to amuse themselves when they weren't fighting. Thinking it was something important, the spies take some copies. And now they have contacted Swindle to get them more copies because they have to know what's going to happen next.
*loves* I wonder if any of them were actual celebrities before the war.
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Date: 2008-08-10 01:14 am (UTC)*Perceptor arrives at the Ark from Cybertron and stares at the welcome from the crew*
Optimus: I am Optimus Prime and I want to...
Perceptor: *interrupting Optimus* PAPA CLIFF! *brakes into a run*
Cliffjumper: *is glomped by the bigger scientist*
Everyone: O_O
Cliffjumper: Hehe... *pats Perceptor* Percy, you can let go now.
Perceptor: Don't wanna. ^__^
Poor Cassettes! They need to run away to Blaster, who would never dream of controlling his own
creatorsCassettes.Soundwave's Cassettes would be so surprised when they realized that Blaster is the young one. And horrified when Blaster's cassettes start mothering them too.
Hmmm. Yes, that could work. Though I was imagining Blaster as the one explaining why he cares. Don't know who he saying it about though.
Sorry, I've got something for Megatron/Soundwave. Now Blaster... It has to be one of the more pushy/stubborn mechs. That way the one Blaster is talking about would be surprised. Or a Decepticon... Hmmm... Starscream?
The telepathy has failed us this time. First Aid never even crossed my mind. Though I would love to see someone trying to shut him up that way.
That's what happens when I pair Soundwave with someone he doesn't want to be paired with. He takes the telepathy away.
Megatron: *runs to his room crying* No one loves me!
Don't know why I thought of First Aid, but I had this image of him talking and the other Protectobots looking as if they were about to attack him. With the Aerialbots laughing at them.
*loves* *loves* *LOVES* I want to see this so much! Perceptor and Sumstorm. Would they really hate each other or would it be more of a love/hate relationship. Odd how the Chosen of Unicron is an Autobot and the Chosen of Primus is a Decepticon. Perceptor might delight in the chaos he can cause within the Autobot ranks, but what's Sunstorm's excuse? Does he want to make the Decepticons see the light? Or, as a Chosen of Primus, does he have to be on the opposing side?
I'm so tempted to write this one. Should I or should I not? *thinks*
Can you imagine the drama if Prowl were to find out? He'd feel betrayed, certainly, but he'd understand that Jazz needed comfort. But how would he see the Cassettes, now knowing that they are evidence of Jazz's affair? How would Jazz know that he left Blaster alone to raise their children, with no help? Especially if Blaster struggled to support them? This... is so sad. *also hugs Blaster*
Maybe using that that special type of energon bunny... One of the children gets injured and Ratchet notices he needs a special type of energon, like Jazz. And then everything would turn angsty. *cries*
Very possible. Though I've seen similar fics about the Twins, so maybe someone else? Inferno and Red Alert, maybe?
The twins are too obvious. But I like the idea of Inferno and Red Alert. Maybe Red Alert gets his glitch under control and Inferno is the one acting all paranoid.
*loves* I wonder if any of them were actual celebrities before the war.
Reflector: We can tell you who was a celebrity, but it'll cost you.
Starscream is obviously the diva no one wants to work with. Maybe Thundercracker in the leading role. And the Stunticons as the best actors of the lot.
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Date: 2008-08-10 02:39 am (UTC)Optimus: I am Optimus Prime and I want to...
Perceptor: *interrupting Optimus* PAPA CLIFF! *brakes into a run*
Cliffjumper: *is glomped by the bigger scientist*
Everyone: O_O
Cliffjumper: Hehe... *pats Perceptor* Percy, you can let go now.
Perceptor: Don't wanna. ^__^
Bumblebee: "How did you have a sparkling who's not a Minibot?"
Cliffjumper: "Well... he's not exactly mine."
Bumblebee: "Then why does he call you Papa Cliff?"
Cliffjumper: "... I was his..." *mumbles*
Bumblebee: "His what?"
Cliffjumper: "I WAS HIS NANNY, OK?!" *runs off in embarrassment*
Bumble: *shocked*
Poor Perceptor. Cliffjumper was so embarrassed he avoided Perceptor for weeks. Now Perceptor's upset because he thinks Papa Cliff doesn't love him anymore.
Soundwave's Cassettes would be so surprised when they realized that Blaster is the young one. And horrified when Blaster's cassettes start mothering them too.
And what if Blaster was younger than they are as well? They were expecting a large adult mech to protect them, and instead they got adult Cassettes and an overgrown kid.
And it's kind of funny, learning that Soundwave's rival isn't even half his age.
Sorry, I've got something for Megatron/Soundwave. Now Blaster... It has to be one of the more pushy/stubborn mechs. That way the one Blaster is talking about would be surprised. Or a Decepticon... Hmmm... Starscream?
Starscream/Blaster! I want to see!
Megatron: *runs to his room crying* No one loves me!
Decepticons: *stare in shock*
Starscream: "... Ok, who gave him Instant Teenage Girl Energon?"
Decepticons: "Look at Mixmaster*
Mixmaster: *looks sheepish* "Sorry. Got my labels mixed up."
Don't know why I thought of First Aid, but I had this image of him talking and the other Protectobots looking as if they were about to attack him. With the Aerialbots laughing at them.
That be interesting.
I'm so tempted to write this one. Should I or should I not? *thinks*
YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! *hopes*
Maybe using that that special type of energon bunny... One of the children gets injured and Ratchet notices he needs a special type of energon, like Jazz. And then everything would turn angsty. *cries*
That could work!
Jazz: "Why didn't you tell me?!"
Blaster: "What would you have done? Left Prowl? You would have been miserable!"
Jazz: "But at least you wouldn't have been alone! You wouldn't have had to raise our kids alone. You wouldn't have had... Wouldn't have had to..." *cries*
Blaster: *doesn't know what else to say*
The twins are too obvious. But I like the idea of Inferno and Red Alert. Maybe Red Alert gets his glitch under control and Inferno is the one acting all paranoid.
My thoughts exactly!
Reflector: We can tell you who was a celebrity, but it'll cost you.
*hold out Perceptor* I offer Perceptor, for the Decepticons to do naughty things to, in exchange for a list of Decepticon celeberities.
Reflector: *considers*
Perceptor: *whimpers*
Starscream is obviously the diva no one wants to work with. Maybe Thundercracker in the leading role. And the Stunticons as the best actors of the lot.
... Why am I suddenly seeing Motormaster as a Shakespearean actor?
Motormaster: "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day-"
Megatron: "CUT! This is a soap opera not classic theater!"
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Date: 2008-08-10 05:07 pm (UTC)And Smokescreen has sensed the need for family therapy and is already planning to get rich from all the sessions they'll need.
Smokescreen: *sitting with a datapad in hand* Tell me, why do you call him Papa Cliff?
Perceptor: Why shouldn't I call him that? *pouts*
Cliffjumper: *frowns* Yeah, why shouldn't he call me that?
Smokescreen: Wasn't that the reason you avoided him?
Cliffjumper: He glomped me. I told him he couldn't do that in public.
Perceptor: *childlike voice and cute puppy eyes* But I haven't seen you in so long. I thought you were dead.
Smokescreen: *big grin and writing* Keep talking.
And what if Blaster was younger than they are as well? They were expecting a large adult mech to protect them, and instead they got adult Cassettes and an overgrown kid.
So now they have adult Cassettes that treat them like kids and Blaster acting like they're his big brothers. What if they get protective of the kid and next time Soundwave goes to battle his archnemesis they jump to protect Blaster.
Decepticons: *stare in shock*
Starscream: "... Ok, who gave him Instant Teenage Girl Energon?"
Decepticons: "Look at Mixmaster*
Mixmaster: *looks sheepish* "Sorry. Got my labels mixed up."
Starscream: And what did you plan on giving him? *reads teeny-tiny label on Megatron's energon cube* Love potion?
Decepticons: *horrified/disgusted stares*
Mixmaster: Uhmm... I was bored okay.
YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! YOU SHOULD! *hopes*
I really shouldn't cause I start working next week, but I've already started writing the first chapter.
I have no self-control with bunniesI'll post it when that one's done.Jazz: "Why didn't you tell me?!"
Blaster: "What would you have done? Left Prowl? You would have been miserable!"
Jazz: "But at least you wouldn't have been alone! You wouldn't have had to raise our kids alone. You wouldn't have had... Wouldn't have had to..." *cries*
Blaster: *doesn't know what else to say*
*cries* Someone needs to adopt this one.
Jazz: Prowl, I...
Prowl: Save the apologies, Jazz. I have already requested a change of quarters. That way you won't have to move all your things out. *leaves*
Jazz: *sobs*
*hold out Perceptor* I offer Perceptor, for the Decepticons to do naughty things to, in exchange for a list of Decepticon celeberities.
Reflector: *considers*
Perceptor: *whimpers*
Reflector: Deal! *hands list of celebrities* Now remember, you've never heard of us. The last thing we need is to get in trouble. *leaves happily, two of his components dragging Perceptor behind him*
... Why am I suddenly seeing Motormaster as a Shakespearean actor?
Motormaster: "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day-"
Megatron: "CUT! This is a soap opera not classic theater!"
*giggle* And since Motormaster won't listen to Megatron he got cut out during editing and replaced.
Autobots: *munching on their equivalent of popcorn and watching*
Bumblebee: NO! Thundercracker, don't marry him! He's only after you for the money.
Ironhide: He thinks Soundwave's baby is his. Stupid Con is doing the honorable thing.
Jazz: But that ain't his baby. Soundwave slept with Vortex to get pregnant and tell Thundercracker the baby is his.
Optimus: *sheepish grin* Oh yeah, I sent you on a mission when we played that one.
Ironhide & Skyfire: And what did we miss? *angry*
Cliffjumper: Will you be quiet! Oh, Primus I can't look. He said yes, didn't he?
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Date: 2008-08-09 06:02 am (UTC)I haven't found one with Lincoln Logs but this one has Legos.
http://bloodychaser.deviantart.com/art/Decepticons-Chibi-73778594
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Date: 2008-08-25 09:19 pm (UTC)The blasted hippie wouldn't leave me alone until I'd written this, hopefully it isn't to bad.
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Date: 2008-09-02 08:10 am (UTC)9. Art. Soundwave carrying Blaster down a ladder.
I know that this is probably way overdue, but I just had to comment on these two bunnies together. I thought that by now someone would've said something about them, but apparently the community-wide telepathy failed here.
Anyways, after reading #'s 8 and 9, I immediately thought that Soundwave and Blaster are eloping and are running away together to get married in Las Vegas. The artwork would show Soundwave carrying a bridal-veil-wearing Blaster down a ladder to where both their cassettes are waiting for both of them.
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Date: 2008-09-02 09:06 am (UTC)And it's never too late to comment on bunnies.