Transformers Bunny Farm

Several sentences I came up with from the Random Pairing Generator that somehow turned into bunnies (which I will write myself one of these days). I thought I'd share. :)

1. (Tweaked) 2007. Sam’s bored. Ratchet’s busy repairing Sunstreaker. A bored human and a bored red Lamborghini. This can’t end well.

2. ?: “So…How was it?”
??: "Like Optimus ran me over."

3. As the pathetic scrap walked by, Ratchet for the first time in his life, did not help someone in need.

4. It’s about time the humans learned to speak “Giant-Alien-Robot.”

5. “If you are going to stay on this base, let’s get a few things straight, you overgrown, mechanical lizard!”

6. Sorry, Epps, the bots don’t do car insurance.

7. “You have your duty, I have mine. Now will you leave me alone!? I’m trying to win at cards.”

8. Every time both were on the battlefield, the expected casualty rate rose.

9. ?:“Well… This is awkward…”
??:“YOU DON’T SAY SQUISHY!!! YOU DON’T SAY!!”

10. “Where are you Sam Witwicky!?! Why can’t I find you!?!” Starscream yelled in frustration as he flew over the human city. He didn’t bother to read the sign that said “Welcome to Detroit.”