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1. Science and magic do not mix well.
2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.
3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’
4. Crossover with Xanth (read Kenya Starflight’s awesome Centaur of Attention and Catacombs for example of Xanth – they’re actually Star Wars/Xanth crossovers).
5. The day that First Aid got his official license as a battlefield medic equal to Ratchet, a whole horde of Autobots realized that Ratchet’s bedside manner (or lack thereof) was not in fact normal, and they could have been having a much more comfortable time of it than they had been ever since Ratchet was assigned to the unit. With an angry Autobot army at his heels, (and footage of his tantrums leaked to TV networks, so he can’t hide out at a human hospital) Ratchet is forced to take shelter with the Cons. As it turns out, his attitude is an improvement on Hook’s (who always insisted that his role was to build things, not patch up crazy kamikaze Seekers).
So, the Cons get a medic who actually follows the Cybertronian version of the Hippocratic Oath, the Constructies get to return to their intended function, and Ratchet is gratified to find that his wrench-throwing actually reduces stupidity-induced trips to the medbay. (Actually, the Cons are so confused by their new medic violently expressing concern for their well-being that they just want to stay as far away from him as possible.) So, if/when the Bots decide they want Ratchet back… what would they do if he’s tempted to stay?
6. The volcano that the
7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.
8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.
10. Overcharged soldiers decide to rename their faction and re-design the symbol, maybe write a motto and mission statement too. When they’re done, they change the physical symbols on their bodies, paint the new symbol on walls, set it as a screen saver on all the base screens…
11. Megatron and Optimus are found offline in a desolate area, miles from any human establishment.
12. Riddle contests.
13. Lying contests.
14. An unlikely capture.
15. Chip Chase finds out that the Autobots have technology that would let him walk, but they haven’t told him about it.
16. Energon made from Earth resources becomes toxic and loses its potency when stored for too long, making the Cons’ stashes worthless.
17. Shockwave/Autobot femme.
18. The Decepticons realize that the humans’ smaller size lets them assist with delicate repairs and thus badly-injured Autobots have little to no chance of offlining. They kidnap the Bots’ humans because they think it will be easier to gain their cooperation than to train new squishies. While the humans slowly develop Stockholm Syndrome, at least one Autobot dies who would have lived with the humans’ help.
19. “What’s going on?”
“A pouncing lesson.”
20. “You have forgotten me.”
“No… How could I?”
“You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become.”
“How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.”
21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”
22. Mood-altering energon.
23. What would a Disney version of Transformers be like?
24. Decepticons see/do Monty Python.
25. Exactly halfway between the Autobot and Decepticon bases, there is was a small human town.
26. Someone decides to start writing his memoirs.
27. Sunstreaker receives an anonymous art commission.
28. The planet Skyfire and Starscream visited to survey was not Earth.
29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.
30. A game show.
31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
32. Hound and Soundwave host a movie night.
33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”
34. Some mechs just can’t pull off the innocent ‘Who, me?’ look.
35. By the time he realized that it just didn’t matter, it was too late.
36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”
37. ????: “No survivors.”
Skyfire: “Excellent.”
38. Someone proves that Optimus’ Matrix is nothing but a clever copy.
39. “We’re nothing more than puppets, dancing on strings… but the mech who holds the strings also has the scissors.”
40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.
41. Someone is suddenly very, very rich.
42. Red Alert’s glitch takes control of him… he wakes up the next morning to find that it is gone, but it managed to infect nearly every other Autobot. He and a few others must find a way to trick the Cons into helping them cure their friends.
43. Everyone assumes that Soundwave’s unusual speech pattern is a minor but annoying glitch. It is actually the symptom of a much more serious one. The cassettes have been hiding the glitch by absorbing tiny pieces of the corrupted programming as it spreads, but soon they won’t be able to continue without threatening their own mental well-being.
44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.
45. “You know I can’t answer that question.”
46. No way out.
47. “What do you mean, you can’t read?”
48. Back to the beginning.
49. The soundtrack of life.
50. What’s the opposite of nostalgia?
51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”
52. “What?! Snape kills Dumbledore?!?!”
53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.
54. A Decepticon has an unusual glitch… he can’t lie.
55. ”Where did you get that medal?”
56. Lullaby.
57. A Decepticon tribute to the fallen (small f).
58a. Transformers and Winnie the Pooh. Optimus = Peter Cullen = Eeyore. But Dead End = Eeyore too… Rabbit = Ratchet? Tigger = Wheeljack? Honey = Energon. Decepticons = Heffalumps and Woozles!
58b. When Spike was younger and still went by the name Christopher, he and Sparkplug lived by a forest called the Hundred Acre Wood… Spike is used to having friends who are a little ‘different’. (Maybe both the Pooh animals AND the Transformers are all in his head!) OR
58c. Everyone knows that ‘Spike’ and ‘Sparkplug’ are just nicknames. Not everyone knows that Spike is adopted; Sparkplug is actually Spike’s uncle Max. Spike’s biological parents and his best friend Susie died in a car crash when he was ten, all due to skull fractures or brain injury. That’s why Spike and Sparkplug are often seen wearing hard hats even when they’re not necessary. Spike doesn’t like thinking of his previous life, and he never answers to his old name of Calvin. But one year Bumblebee has to scramble for a last-minute birthday present and all he can find is a ratty old stuffed tiger… (Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)
59. What’s the Cybertronian version of a ‘wolf whistle’ or that thing that sounds like ‘Bow chicka bow bow!’?
60. Transformers without actual weapons – just anime-ish energy blast thingies and radioactive-looking ‘power-ups’.
61. Each Cybertronian’s paint job ‘inverts’; so Sideswipe and Sunstreaker would be green and purple respectively, with green Autobot logos; Skywarp and Thundercracker would be white-and-yellow and dark orange respectively, with yellow Decepticon logos, etc. And this would make Optimus… green and black, with purple bits and an orange helmet. Ouch. Art? Fic?
62. After the war, Starscream sues Megatron, trying to get him to pay for his therapy. (Yay ambiguous pronouns… I just realized that could mean Starscream wanting Megatron to pay for Starscream’s postwar self-esteem/abuse recovery therapy, or Starscream wanting Megatron to pay him for giving Megatron therapy during the war. Starscream the therapist… *shudders*) Hey, this could be combined with kirin_saga’s Judge Optimus idea! *ties matching bows around bunnies’ necks and stuffs them in a basket*
63. The Decepticons run out of ideas for random uber-weapons/energy sources. Soundwave gets a virus from/succumbs to and passes a virus on to the base computer so they can’t scan for human energy sources to steal from. And the Autobots are mysteriously nowhere to be found – even the
64. An annoyed Optimus stopped by Wheeljack’s lab to give him a simple but confusing assignment: Create high-friction spheres of a certain diameter which are blast-proof to such-and-such level of charge… Wheeljack constructs them (without explosions), and distributes a bagful to each Autobot, as Optimus requested. All is revealed when, before the next battle, the Prime announces that the first Autobot to somehow get one of those spheres lodged in Megatron’s fusion cannon will win a fabulous prize…
65. Get a Cybertronian in a fic (or pic) to make a ‘just ate a very sour lemon’ face.
66. For kirin_saga:
Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.
Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.
Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…
67. What would happen if Optimus died/went AWOL without the Matrix, and Megatron ordered his most dedicated underlings to steal the Matrix, and it chose one of them?
68. Skyfirus Prime.
Skyfirus: *conversationally* Isn’t it funny that you were the one who favored getting into this war, but I’ve ended up outranking you?
(conspicuously NOT Lord) Starscream: Shut up. Shut. Up. Shut. UP! This is SO. UNFAIR! It’s not like you need the extra bulk or anything either, you big lug!
Skyfirus: …Are you calling me fat? *whimpers*
69. Starscreamus Prime.
Starscreamus: Hey, Skyfire, look! I’m as big as you now! Oooohhhh, a null-ray-cannon… *flies off to test it*
Skyfire: *sigh* Well, at least I know he still has his scientific curiosity…
Megatron: *goes and cries in a corner at the fulfillment of all his nightmares*
- ark,
- autobots,
- bumblebee,
- chip chase,
- constructicons,
- dead end,
- decepticons,
- eject,
- first aid,
- frenzy,
- g1,
- hook,
- hound,
- matrix,
- megatron,
- nemesis,
- optimus,
- perceptor,
- primus,
- ratchet,
- red alert,
- rewind,
- rumble,
- shockwave,
- sideswipe,
- skyfire,
- skywarp,
- soundwave,
- sparkplug,
- spike,
- starscream,
- sunstreaker,
- swindle,
- thundercracker,
- unicron,
- wheeljack
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Seriously, who needs drugs when we have plot bunnies?
Date: 2008-08-01 09:29 am (UTC)Which Perceptor learns when his heritage interferes with his hobby. So, instead, he uses magic only and calls it science. He's the smartest Autobot there is. He can fake science if he wants to.
3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’
*pouts* Soundwave trumps Blaster? *is sad*
6. The volcano that the Ark is stuck in erupts and the Autobots are now homeless. The powerful underwater geyser that the Nemesis is stuck on goes off and the Decepticons are now homeless. What’s more, neither faction was able to save the technology that lets them store energon in a safe and non-explosive manner.
You know, this could possible end the war. They'd be too busy trying to survive to fight each other.
7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.
Have you read SBX's Comfort Calling Late (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3683736/1/Comfort_Calling_Late)?
8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
My first thought was Cosmos (Poor Cosmos) but I think it would be funnier if it was one of the Twins or Optimus. Or Wheeljack.
9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.
*loves Egyptian Mythology* I want to see Thoth and Perceptor have a conversation.
10. Overcharged soldiers decide to rename their faction and re-design the symbol, maybe write a motto and mission statement too. When they’re done, they change the physical symbols on their bodies, paint the new symbol on walls, set it as a screen saver on all the base screens…
I almost read that as decide to rhyme their faction.
What would be even funnier than when they wake up the next morning and see what they've done? Would be the reactions of the enemy faction to what they've done. Because you can't have a drunk army without a drunk attack.
12. Riddle contests.
"What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"
A simple riddle, but would a Cybertronian think of the answer?
Speaking of that particular riddle... There needs to be serious consequences to answering wrong.Well, not just for answering that riddle wrong, but that riddle reminded me of that rule.
An easier one (for a Cybertronian) would be... Now how does that one go... Grind hard stone to meal... *looks up*
This thing all things devours, birds, beasts, trees, flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stone to meal, slays king, ruins town, and beats high mountains down.
Whoever writes this one, Here is a good page of riddles (http://www.darktowercompendium.com/rolandsriddles-quitehard.html).
13. Lying contests.
Perceptor would win. He acts so sweet and innocent, no one would expect that he's a liar.
15. Chip Chase finds out that the Autobots have technology that would let him walk, but they haven’t told him about it.
Ah, but is the technology compatible with human physiology? But even if it isn't, he'd probably still feel betrayed.
19. “What’s going on?”
“A pouncing lesson.”
20. “You have forgotten me.”
“No… How could I?”
“You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become.”
“How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.”
21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”
Someone has watched The Lion King. *wonders who would be Simba* Hot Rod? Mufasa = Optimus? Rafiki = Kup? *pictures Kup as a baboon* *giggles*
22. Mood-altering energon.
Perceptor made it. It was an accident. Or so he says. Beachcomber may or may not have helped. Accidentally.
Reply Part 2
Date: 2008-08-01 09:30 am (UTC)"... Honey, I shrunk the shuttle!"
31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Something Old - Kup. Something New - First Aid. Something Borrows - Hook. Something Blue - Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus: "So we were kidnapped to be part of some strange bonding ritual?"
Everyone else: *nods*
Kup: "You know, this reminds me of the time on..."
32. Hound and Soundwave host a movie night.
Soundwave/Hound! *loves*
33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”
Predaking = Balrog?
34. Some mechs just can’t pull off the innocent ‘Who, me?’ look.
Like... Megatron. Yes, Megatron can't pull of "Who, me?" He needs to kidnap Perceptor. Perceptor is a master of the art of "Who, me?" Perceptor could give Megatron lessons.
The question is, though, why Megatron wants to learn the sacred art of "Who, me?"
35. By the time he realized that it just didn’t matter, it was too late.
Red Alert. My first thought. *cries*
36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”
*cheers for evil/pissed off/fed up!Perceptor*
37. ????: “No survivors.”
Skyfire: “Excellent.”
... Perceptor and Skyfire have gone evil and have massacred the Autobot army! I never would have suspected! *looks innocent* *hides video footage of Perceptor and Skyfire planning the massacre*
Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-01 09:31 am (UTC)... I love that! Is it a quote? *loves*
40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.
Smokescreen! Smokescreen needs to say that!
42. Red Alert’s glitch takes control of him… he wakes up the next morning to find that it is gone, but it managed to infect nearly every other Autobot. He and a few others must find a way to trick the Cons into helping them cure their friends.
So he has to con the 'Cons? Excellent. *hopes someone writes this*
44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.
Poor Cassettes! *hugs Reject and Fumble*
5. “You know I can’t answer that question.”
"But you answer every other question."
"Yeah. Even ones we don't ask."
46. No way out.
... Did you watch Brother Bear too? *loves the song*
47. “What do you mean, you can’t read?”
And Perceptor's deep dark secret has finally come to light! Poor baby. *hugs Perceptor*
... Of course, this means we can write anything we want about him, and he wouldn't have a clue. Of course, we write anything we want anyways.
48. Back to the beginning.
I keep hearing Disney songs in my head. But seriously, someone needs to write a time travel fic. One with Perceptor. And Skyfire. Because Skyfire and Perceptor deserve to travel through time. And possibly get lost in the time stream.
51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”
And everyone stared in horror at the scientist, watching as he curiously poked the shining green glob that rested on the table in front of him. "I wonder what effect an electrical current would have on the phosphorescent properties." At those words, everyone suddenly released they had somewhere else they urgently needed to be.
I can't believe I spelled phosphorescent correctly on the first try.
52. “What?! Snape kills Dumbledore?!?!”
Red Alert's a Harry Potter fan! And he was a fan of Snape! He's going to go cry in the corner now. Don't worry Red, it'll all work out. I think. *has never read Harry Potter*
53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.
Including JK Rowling! Poor Red Alert! *hugs Red*
54. A Decepticon has an unusual glitch… he can’t lie.
"I like big Bots and I cannot lie."
... I seem to be in a weird mood tonight.
56. Lullaby.
"Hush little sparkling, don't you cry. Creator's gonna sing you a lullaby."
Or, it could be a cat. I have a cat named Lullaby.
58c.(Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)
*didn't feel like copying the whole thing* I love Calvin and Hobbes and would love to see this. And, speaking of Calvin and Hobbes (http://stripedwine.deviantart.com/art/Calv-Lauren-and-Hound-90414881).
Hey, this could be combined with kirin_saga’s Judge Optimus idea! *ties matching bows around bunnies’ necks and stuffs them in a basket*
It could! *takes picture of cute little bunnies, with their matching bows* So cute!
63.And the Autobots are mysteriously nowhere to be found – even the Ark has vanished overnight!
My first thought was Roanoake. But the Ark vanished too... It like one of those towns that only appear for one night every hundred years. And times moves slowly in the town so a hundred years in the real world equals one day in the town.
66. For kirin_saga:
Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.
Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.
Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…
*stares at bunny* *loves* *tries to think of plot to go with lovely, lovely conversation*
67. What would happen if Optimus died/went AWOL without the Matrix, and Megatron ordered his most dedicated underlings to steal the Matrix, and it chose one of them?
RUMBLE! RUMBLIMUS PRIME! *stares at cute little Prime*
Want to bet I need to break this into two comments?
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-01 10:11 pm (UTC)*pouts* Soundwave trumps Blaster? *is sad*
Only on the second Wednesday of every month. During leap years. When there is Queen music playing. Any other time, their cards just cancel each other out. (Unicron will rock you!)
Have you read SBX's Comfort Calling Late?
I think so. It might have been one that I stopped reading partway through because it also crossed over with a movie or book I hadn't watched/read.
My first thought was Cosmos (Poor Cosmos) but I think it would be funnier if it was one of the Twins or Optimus. Or Wheeljack.
I don't know anything about the character The Fallen (the flaming dude?), but I'd be kinda curious to see 'I've Fallen and I can't get up'. And only now do I remember that this was sort of already done, with Optimus and Megatron getting their gyros frozen in Optimus's office. I think Prowl came and got them out, then took blackmail pictures.
I almost read that as decide to rhyme their faction.
Well, I guess the motto and mission statement could rhyme. If Cybertronian epic poetry is anything like Earth's epic poetry, they might be working at it for a while.
What would be even funnier than when they wake up the next morning and see what they've done? Would be the reactions of the enemy faction to what they've done. Because you can't have a drunk army without a drunk attack.
YES! And somehow they manage to fight better when drunk than when sober. *can totally see this happening to Decepticons*
A simple riddle, but would a Cybertronian think of the answer?
Prowl's logic processors say no. And then go spark, spark, fizzle. Again.
Speaking of that particular riddle... There needs to be serious consequences to answering wrong.
*ponders*
...I want to see a Cybertronian with a sphinx alt mode. Or a transforming gestalt with a sphinx alt mode, if that would be closer to the Egyptian one size-wise.
This thing all things devours, birds, beasts, trees, flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stone to meal, slays king, ruins town, and beats high mountains down.
"Time! Time!" Someone should tell this riddle to Megatron. He'd think it was a new uber-weapon and go crazy trying to find out what it is, instead of thinking laterally. And he'd be SO mad when he finds out the answer.
Whoever writes this one, Here is a good page of riddles.
*tries to resist but is dragged in*
Perceptor would win. He acts so sweet and innocent, no one would expect that he's a liar.
Would this hidden potential be of use to the Cons, if they were to find out about it?
Someone has watched The Lion King. *wonders who would be Simba* Hot Rod? Mufasa = Optimus? Rafiki = Kup? *pictures Kup as a baboon* *giggles*
I haven't watched it in ages. I don't know what made me think of it... But then Optimus would DIE! (which... is not that unusual.) Hmmm... and Simba Rod would become Rodimus. (This is starting to make too much sense.) But then Megatron would be Scar? And he would be Optimus' brother and Hot Rod's uncle, and Arcee would be Nala. Zazu = Perceptor? Red Alert? What about Timon and Pumbaa? *wants to see art of Kup-baboon SO BADLY NOW* Hmmm, what if the Ark had crashed into an odd formation of rocks where talking lions live?
"... Honey, I shrunk the shuttle!"
Does Perceptor's shrinky-thing work in reverse? I thought an Omega-Supreme-or-bigger size Skyfire might be amusing. 'Let's see Optimus try to boss me around NOW!' Wonder how Starscream would react? I'd also like to see his reaction if Skyfire was suddenly his size or smaller.
Something Old - Kup. Something New - First Aid. Something Borrows - Hook. Something Blue - Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus: "So we were kidnapped to be part of some strange bonding ritual?"
Everyone else: *nods*
Kup: "You know, this reminds me of the time on..."
*gigglesnort* Just one thing... if Hook is 'borrowed', then he might not have been kidnapped - the other Constructicons must have loaned him out with the understanding that he would be returned. And Kup, what could this possibly remind you of? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.
Soundwave/Hound! *loves*
*Also loves* Because it RHYMES. Sound-Hound by the pound... *hums*
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-04 05:45 pm (UTC)The Fast and the Furious. Which I haven't seen either. Reading the Wiki entry was enough to prevent me from getting confused. It crosses with Artemis Fowl later (which I've never read).
And only now do I remember that this was sort of already done, with Optimus and Megatron getting their gyros frozen in Optimus's office. I think Prowl came and got them out, then took blackmail pictures.
I remember that fic! *loves that fic*
YES! And somehow they manage to fight better when drunk than when sober. *can totally see this happening to Decepticons*
I've been picturing the Autobots the whole time but you're right. This should totally happen to the Decepticons.
...I want to see a Cybertronian with a sphinx alt mode. Or a transforming gestalt with a sphinx alt mode, if that would be closer to the Egyptian one size-wise.
That would be interesting to see.
"Time! Time!" Someone should tell this riddle to Megatron. He'd think it was a new uber-weapon and go crazy trying to find out what it is, instead of thinking laterally. And he'd be SO mad when he finds out the answer.
That would so funny! And a few Decepticons who do know the answer would just sit back and (silently) laugh while makes a fool of himself.
Would this hidden potential be of use to the Cons, if they were to find out about it?
It could be. They'd probably have to bribe him though.
I haven't watched it in ages. I don't know what made me think of it... But then Optimus would DIE! (which... is not that unusual.) Hmmm... and Simba Rod would become Rodimus. (This is starting to make too much sense.) But then Megatron would be Scar? And he would be Optimus' brother and Hot Rod's uncle, and Arcee would be Nala. Zazu = Perceptor? Red Alert? What about Timon and Pumbaa? *wants to see art of Kup-baboon SO BADLY NOW* Hmmm, what if the Ark had crashed into an odd formation of rocks where talking lions live?
I'm not sure if Perceptor should be Zazu. Maybe... Kiara (that the name of Simba's daughter, right?) Red Alert as Zazu might work. Timon - Smokescreen? Pumba - Sludge? *hugs Baboon!Kup*
Baboon!Kup: "You know, this reminds me of that time on Rigel IV..."
Does Perceptor's shrinky-thing work in reverse? I thought an Omega-Supreme-or-bigger size Skyfire might be amusing. 'Let's see Optimus try to boss me around NOW!' Wonder how Starscream would react? I'd also like to see his reaction if Skyfire was suddenly his size or smaller.
Starscream: *stares* "You're so... tiny."
Skyfire: *pouts*
Starscream: *reaches down and picks Skyfire up* *studies him* "You're smaller than a human."
Skyfire: *hanging from Starscream's fingers* *is annoyed* "Put me down right now, Starscream."
Starscream: *laughs at Skyfire's squeaky voice* "Why should I?" *tosses Skyfire up in the air and catches him* "I think I'll keep you."
Perceptor: *shoots Skyfire with shrink-ray-in-reverse*
Starscream: *suddenly finds himself staring at Skyfire's foot* *looks up* *cowers* "Uh... I wasn't being serious!"
Skyfire: *smirks* *reaches down and picks him up* "You know, I think I'll keep you."
Starscream: *cries*
Perceptor: *watches for a moment* "Hmmmm. I wonder what effect this device would have on Omega Supremem..." *thinks* "Maybe I should shrink him?" *wanders off*
Omega Supreme: *feeling of impending doom*
*gigglesnort* Just one thing... if Hook is 'borrowed', then he might not have been kidnapped - the other Constructicons must have loaned him out with the understanding that he would be returned.
Well, everyone else was kidnapped. And I bet Hook is going to find a way to get back at the other Constructicons for loaning him out like a thing.
And Kup, what could this possibly remind you of? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.
Kup: "It reminds me of the time on Siri V. Shotgun wedding were the norm there. In fact, the only ones who were not kidnapped for those weddings was the father. He was the one doing the kidnapping, you see..." *rambles on*
*Also loves* Because it RHYMES. Sound-Hound by the pound... *hums*
... Someone needs to tease them about that!
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-05 12:15 am (UTC)Who would figure it out?
It could be. They'd probably have to bribe him though.
With... knowledge? Equipment? A captive audience?
Omega Supreme: *feeling of impending doom*
SOMEONE MUST WRITE TINY OMEGA. Pleeeeaaassse?
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-08 12:14 pm (UTC)With... knowledge? Equipment? A captive audience?
All of the above? Plus test subjects, permission to experiment on humans...
SOMEONE MUST WRITE TINY OMEGA. Pleeeeaaassse?
Optimus: *stares* "What are you doing?"
Perceptor: *looking under Optimus' desk* "Looking for Omega Supreme. I thought I saw him come in here."
Optimus: *stares some more* "You know, Perceptor, I think you're over due for a break."
Perceptor: *confused*
Omega Supreme: *hiding behind Optimus' foot*
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-01 10:12 pm (UTC)The question is, though, why Megatron wants to learn the sacred art of "Who, me?"
He'll have to learn quick, because he'll need the ancient, sacred art of Hu-Mii when his underlings ask him why he's apparently addicted to kidnapping Perceptor.
Red Alert. My first thought. *cries*
*cries and tosses Kleenex*
*cheers for evil/pissed off/fed up!Perceptor*
... Perceptor and Skyfire have gone evil and have massacred the Autobot army! I never would have suspected! *looks innocent* *hides video footage of Perceptor and Skyfire planning the massacre*
Optimus: *is confused*
Starscream: *is proud*
... I love that! Is it a quote? *loves*
*huge grin* No, I actually made that one up out of my own silly head. Although the way my brain works it's entirely possible that it was plagiarized from someone by accident. *winces* But actually, would Cybertronians even have scissors? We humans usually use them to cut organic-based stuff, like paper...
Smokescreen! Smokescreen needs to say that!
Dramatically. With thunder.
So he has to con the 'Cons? Excellent. *hopes someone writes this*
*also hopes* I wonder, though, if he wouldn't at first think 'It's about time that they understood...Maybe if I leave them like this for a while...'. I'd love to see what Red Alert is really capable of without the glitch holding him back. Or if it would benefit him at all to pretend he still has the glitch when he doesn't (which he might be doing even now, to make people underestimate him). And what if the glitch is only dormant because he subconsciously knows that he's in no danger from other glitchy mechs, but when they're back to normal his glitch will reactivate? And what if he knows this?
Poor Cassettes! *hugs Reject and Fumble*
I was thinking more along the lines of discovering it on the battlefield and finding a new way to insult their counterparts. But a little bout of parent-child 'Why did you have to name us that' would not be amiss.
"But you answer every other question."
"Yeah. Even ones we don't ask."
Perceptor again?
... Did you watch Brother Bear too? *loves the song*
I have never seen Brother Bear. *sighs* See, this is what I mean about accidentally plagiarizing things through lack of originality...
I keep hearing Disney songs in my head. But seriously, someone needs to write a time travel fic. One with Perceptor. And Skyfire. Because Skyfire and Perceptor deserve to travel through time. And possibly get lost in the time stream.
Do they get a DeLorian or a train? (Astrotrain!) I saw Wheeljack steal Astrotrain for a time travel experiment in a fic, but what if Megatron didn't try to get him back until it was too late?
I can't believe I spelled phosphorescent correctly on the first try.
*cheers and gives cookies and confetti*
Red Alert's a Harry Potter fan! And he was a fan of Snape! He's going to go cry in the corner now. Don't worry Red, it'll all work out. I think. *has never read Harry Potter*
It does sort of work out, but if he's a fan of Snape then he might still be very upset by the time everything is over. *hugs Red* Red probably would admire characters who are practically never caught off-guard and are always prepared, but don't have to be paranoid. And Snape isn't really a man to trust either... (cages 'Transformers and their favorite Harry Potter characters' bunny) Although Red might be more a fan of Mad-Eye Moody and his 'Constant Viligance'... (locks cage).
Though if you've never read Harry Potter then none of this will make sense to you. Sorry.
"I like big Bots and I cannot lie."
Oh dear. Megatron might actually keep this Con around despite the glitch, if only for the sheer entertainment value.
"Hush little sparkling, don't you cry. Creator's gonna sing you a lullaby."
Or, it could be a cat. I have a cat named Lullaby.
So who's singing? And who's being sung to?
Kitty! I love cats! What does Lullaby look like? If I ever get around to fic-writing I will want a cat in somewhere and I might borrow yours, if that's ok.
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-04 08:46 pm (UTC)Perceptor: "Wheeljack, could you keep an eye on this experiment for me?"
Wheeljack: "Sure. Why, though?"
Perceptor: "Well, it's Tuesday..."
Wheeljack: "And you're scheduled to be kidnapped by Megatron." *nods* "Don't worry; I'll keep a close eye on it!"
Starscream: "Ok, Perceptor's usual cell is now spotless and stocked with energon (both mild and high grade). The Constructicons also added a couch."
Megatron: "Excellent!"
Starscream: *stares* "You know, you could just keep him."
Megatron: *waves his hand* "That would take all the funout of it."
Starscream: "You need help."
Optimus: *is confused*
Starscream: *is proud*
Starscream: *about Skyfire* "That's my boy!"
Optimus: *about Perceptor* "I don't understand. Were we too strict with him? Not strict enough? Where did we go wrong?"
But actually, would Cybertronians even have scissors?
They should. I mean, there are scissors that cut sheet metal.
And what if he knows this?
Would he choose to do what's best for himself or what's best for everyone else? Would he be able to give up that feeling?
But a little bout of parent-child 'Why did you have to name us that' would not be amiss.
Eject and Rewind: *glare at Blaster*
Blaster: "Hey! Do you realize how much pain I was in when I named you? You're lucky you didn't end up with worse."
Rewind: *curious* "What could be worse?"
Eject: *not sure he wants to know*
Blaster: "I could have named you an hour earlier. I think Eject and Rewind is a lot better than Tea Cup and Kettle."
Eject: *stares in horror* "Tea Cup and..."
Rewind: *also stares in horror* "Kettle?"
Blaster: *blushes* "The painkillers hadn't worn off yet. I saw all these little kitchen appliances dancing on Ratchet's head. The Tea Cup and Kettle were singing rather loudly."
Eject and Rewind: *twitch*
Perceptor again?
Perceptor again.
I have never seen Brother Bear.
Everybody does occasionally. And you should watch Brother Bear, it's pretty good. I've never seen the second one though.
but what if Megatron didn't try to get him back until it was too late?
Astrotrain would suddenly find himself in Ancient Greece with Skyfire and Perceptor, before being made to fly to Cybertron, which has just entered the Golden Age.
... And now I really want to see Skyfire, Perceptor, and Astrotrain on an adventure together.
Although Red might be more a fan of Mad-Eye Moody and his 'Constant Viligance'... (locks cage).
I forgot about Mad-Eyed Moody! He and Red Alert would be friends for life and would have so much fun comparing conspiracy theories! And I bet Red Alert would have been the first person to realize he'd been replaced.
Though if you've never read Harry Potter then none of this will make sense to you. Sorry.
I've never read the books, but I've seen a few of the movies and I've read fan fiction, so it did make sense. I just wasn't able to get interested enough to read the books.
Oh dear. Megatron might actually keep this Con around despite the glitch, if only for the sheer entertainment value.
And he'd assign Reflector (and possibly a Cassette or two) to follow him around to record/take pictures of everything he does and says.
So who's singing? And who's being sung to?
Perceptor. Though I can't decide if he's singing to his sparkling or if his creator is singing to him.
Kitty! I love cats! What does Lullaby look like? If I ever get around to fic-writing I will want a cat in somewhere and I might borrow yours, if that's ok.
Lullaby is a light grey tabby with a bit of pale orange. Her tail always curls a bit over her back. He doesn't like to be held or picked up and I think she only tolerates us because we feed her.
And if you ever do write a fic, you're more than welcome to include her!
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-05 12:21 am (UTC)Starscream saying this to Megatron amuses me greatly.
Tea Cup & Kettle
Cybertronians drink tea!!! Yes! *imagines all Transformers with British accents*
... And now I really want to see Skyfire, Perceptor, and Astrotrain on an adventure together.
Me too. Because Skyfire and Astrotrain can have a bonding experience over unwilling taxi-ness. And Perceptor is just along for the awesome.
I forgot about Mad-Eye Moody! He and Red Alert would be friends for life and would have so much fun comparing conspiracy theories! And I bet Red Alert would have been the first person to realize he'd been replaced.
I've never read the books, but I've seen a few of the movies and I've read fan fiction, so it did make sense. I just wasn't able to get interested enough to read the books.
Gahhh... there's something that happens in the last book that I want to bring up but now I can't! *pouts*
And if you ever do write a fic, you're more than welcome to include her!
*grin* Thanks! Maybe I'll have Perceptor adopt her or something...
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-01 10:13 pm (UTC)*loves that picture* I was a bit worried that no one would get this one. I wish Bill Watterson had made more C&H. Do you get a newspaper that has the Frazz comic? The main character is the teenage-ish janitor of an elementary school, who has spiky blond hair and likes jogging and biking (maybe Calvin's dad rubbed off on him?). And his girlfriend looks very much like a grown-up Susie.
My first thought was Roanoake. But the Ark vanished too... It like one of those towns that only appear for one night every hundred years. And times moves slowly in the town so a hundred years in the real world equals one day in the town.
Oooh! And since the Bots keep going in and out of the Ark on patrol and missions and stuff, they would never notice that it was always the same day in there... And it would explain how all the Bots and Cons stayed in stasis and easily revivable for millions of years. Pretty, pretty bunny... *mesmerized*
*stares at bunny* *loves* *tries to think of plot to go with lovely, lovely conversation*
*holds up adorable bunny with red velvet bow and soft, soft fur and big, shiny eyes...* Do bunnies purr?
RUMBLE! RUMBLIMUS PRIME! *stares at cute little Prime*
Either normal-cassette-size Rumblimus or HUGE Rumblimus that is suddenly as big as Megatron would be So. Awesome. Oh, those other Cons would regret teasing the 'tiny' Cassettes... How would Frenzy and the other cassettes and Soundwave feel about this? If Rumblimus had to defect to the Autobots, would they follow?
Wanna bet I made it to three-comment-length too?
Re: Replay Part 3
Date: 2008-08-04 06:59 am (UTC)No... *looks up comic* Wow, Wiki does say it's possible that it's an unofficial sequel... *reads a few strips* *loves* *wonders what happened to Hobbes*
Pretty, pretty bunny... *mesmerized*
Bunnies are good at hypnotizing people. *thinks* *writes down new bunny* They are also impossible to escape from.
*holds up adorable bunny with red velvet bow and soft, soft fur and big, shiny eyes...* Do bunnies purr?
I do plan to write it. I just have to figure out if I can work it into a fic I'm already working on, or if it needs it's own fic. If the latter, I need to finish my current fics first.
...And I don't know if bunnies purr. Real bunnies don't, but plot bunnies are strange creatures. I swear I saw one with fangs the other day.
Either normal-cassette-size Rumblimus or HUGE Rumblimus that is suddenly as big as Megatron would be So. Awesome. Oh, those other Cons would regret teasing the 'tiny' Cassettes... How would Frenzy and the other cassettes and Soundwave feel about this? If Rumblimus had to defect to the Autobots, would they follow?
I like the idea of a tiny Prime, but even if he didn't grow, everyone would regret making fun of him. And I think Soundwave would follow his 'children' to Hell and back. The question is the other Cassettes would be willing. Then Soundwave would be torn over who to go with.
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Date: 2008-08-01 12:11 pm (UTC)I saw a fic a bit like that, but even though I liked it, it got a lot of critism about being OOC. Still, I think the idea as you've phrased it here is a good one.
16. Energon made from Earth resources becomes toxic and loses its potency when stored for too long, making the Cons’ stashes worthless.
If I were ever to write this, it probably wouldn't be all Earth energon - I'd probably make just energon made from fossil fuel sources that eventually turns toxic. With the way the Decepticons work - getting energon by stealing from human power stations and the like - most of their supplies are suseptible to turning toxic simply because fossil fuel-based energy is so common, especially back in the 1980s.
21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”
My Ultra Magnus muse (non RP) has decided that he likes this. It sounds like something said between Optimus and Magnus - probably Optimus saying it before he went on the mission that ended up with him stuck in stasis on Earth for four million years.
29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.
Oh Primus, pocket-sized Skyfire!
31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
This is another my Magnus muse likes - he's saying that Carly got herself involved with his, Optimus's and Rodimus's bonding ceremony, and Roddy had absolute hell because she kept adding a whole stack of human wedding customs into it, using the reasoning that since it was being done on Earth, a bit of adjustment for Earth customs would go a long way, especially since the bonding of a Prime is a big enough deal that it's the Cybertronian equivilent of a royal wedding.
33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”
Someone is watching too much LotR.
Also, this could be paired up with one in a previous post of "My Preciousssssssssss."
53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.
"Yes, well, you know how everyone treats Prime like he's the ultimate sex symbol of the Autobots?"
"Errr..."
"Well that's because they think of him as being more obtainable than Red - especially since Red's with Inferno."
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Date: 2008-08-01 10:31 pm (UTC)You're right, this one would be hard to write without OOCing - because OOCing is sort of like cheating; you might as well just make an original character. I'm glad you like the idea though.
If I were ever to write this, it probably wouldn't be all Earth energon - I'd probably make just energon made from fossil fuel sources that eventually turns toxic. With the way the Decepticons work - getting energon by stealing from human power stations and the like - most of their supplies are suseptible to turning toxic simply because fossil fuel-based energy is so common, especially back in the 1980s.
Lots of good ideas in there. Want the bunny? Please take the bunny! (And post a link when it's all grown up!) *puppy optics*
My Ultra Magnus muse (non RP) has decided that he likes this. It sounds like something said between Optimus and Magnus - probably Optimus saying it before he went on the mission that ended up with him stuck in stasis on Earth for four million years.
And to think, when Optimus disappeared and Magnus probably felt all abandoned, Optimus really was 'up there' in the stars...
Oh Primus, pocket-sized Skyfire!
He would be very easy to just snatch and stuff in a subspace pocket, wouldn't he? *wants art*
This is another my Magnus muse likes - he's saying that Carly got herself involved with his, Optimus's and Rodimus's bonding ceremony, and Roddy had absolute hell because she kept adding a whole stack of human wedding customs into it, using the reasoning that since it was being done on Earth, a bit of adjustment for Earth customs would go a long way, especially since the bonding of a Prime is a big enough deal that it's the Cybertronian equivilent of a royal wedding.
It'd be interesting to see who Carly interprets as bride(s), and who is/are the groom(s)... and I *love* the 'royal wedding' bit. Would they need diplomatic representation from the Decepticons? Technically, the Prime is a leader of all of Cybertron (right?). So the whole Cybertronian race (symbolically) would have to witness the ceremony, right?
Oh, and Optimus - old, Rodimus - new, Ultra Magnus - blue, 'stupid pointless human customs gahhhh' - borrowed?
"Yes, well, you know how everyone treats Prime like he's the ultimate sex symbol of the Autobots?"
O_O. I MUST see someone bring this up to/in front of Prime - I bet he is *completely* oblivious to this.
"No one told me *that* was part of the job description!!"
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Date: 2008-08-02 06:44 am (UTC)Unfortunately, I don't write. I have big ideas that'd make great fics... but I just don't have the endurance to write them - I'd wander off after the first chapter or two, distracted by some new shiny.
So the whole Cybertronian race (symbolically) would have to witness the ceremony, right?
Well I figure it'd definitely be televised, though that'd be another point that'd be a bit of a problem - despite all the explaining anyone does about Cybertronians being technically sexless and threesomes being acceptable marriage patterns in Cybertronian culture (the same thing as in one of my other recent bunnies - Prime has to bond in a trine), I imagine there would always be people who would get up in arms at Optimus Prime marrying not just one other male but two.
It'd be interesting to see who Carly interprets as bride(s), and who is/are the groom(s)...
Carly decided that since Optimus is Prime in this set-up, then that made both Magnus and Rodimus brides.
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Date: 2008-08-02 04:02 am (UTC)"I upgrade my Blaster with a Steeljaw. Blaster trumps Soundwave!"
7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.
Follow kirin_saga's advice - go read 'Comfort Calling Late'.
9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.
...This bunny just tried to hijack my faerie world. I managed to stop it, since I already have an amusing idea for it, but I nearly lost the battle.
11. Megatron and Optimus are found offline in a desolate area, miles from any human establishment.
Dear Brain: Please take shower upon returning from gutter. Love, norie.
12. Riddle contests.
I've totally fallen in love with this idea. Expect to see it soon.
17. Shockwave/Autobot femme.
I'm fairly certain there's so Shockwave/ElitaOne out there...
19. “What’s going on?”
“A pouncing lesson.”
20. “You have forgotten me.”
“No… How could I?”
“You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become.”
“How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.”
21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”
O_o You seriously didn't watch Lion King before writing these? ...Maybe your telepathy is kicking in?
29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.
Megatron tried to destroy it and failed, causing an accident to shrink him and Skyfire to an extremely small size. Now they've taken up residence on Starscream's shoulders as his angel and demon! ...Sorry, just remembered another bunny (kirin's, I think) and they decided to join together to form a basket. (Can I thank you for that phrase? 'Cause I've never known what to call them when two bunnies meld together - bunny basket is just perfect)
36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”
37. ????: “No survivors.”
Skyfire: “Excellent.”
*is enamored with Ebil!Scientist bunnies*
Part Two!
Date: 2008-08-02 04:02 am (UTC)This made me think of Cyndi's "Toy Soldiers".
40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.
...
*curses*
This would fit perfectly in my "On The Mend" universe. Yet, again, I can't see anyway to fit it into the storyline.Instead, this got turned into a drabble when my mind decided to steal some more crack. Follow the link please.http://norielit.livejournal.com/12805.html
*considers* I'm seriously considering just turning On The Mend into a collection of ficlets rather than an actual story. *sighs in frustration*
48. Back to the beginning.
*has a flash of a digimon movie*
...Perceptor is Willis (or Ratchet, if you're not a fan of 'Ceptor. Not that I believe those horror stories about people actually not knowing who he is.). Sideswipe is Terriormon. Sunstreaker is Lopmon. How about everyone else?
49. The soundtrack of life.
Which Jazz can hear, explaining his awesomeness. After all, if you have background music, you can't help but be awesome.
51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”
I can see a young Skyfire saying this. With a horrified Starscream staring at him.
56. Lullaby.
Hmm... I just had a brain blast. I once read part of a book - apparently, there was a lullaby which, when read out loud, killed all those listening in their sleep. It was created to ease the suffering of children who would die of starvation.
...I'm sad now...
57. A Decepticon tribute to the fallen (small f).
DO WANT.
64. An annoyed Optimus stopped by Wheeljack’s lab to give him a simple but confusing assignment: Create high-friction spheres of a certain diameter which are blast-proof to such-and-such level of charge… Wheeljack constructs them (without explosions), and distributes a bagful to each Autobot, as Optimus requested. All is revealed when, before the next battle, the Prime announces that the first Autobot to somehow get one of those spheres lodged in Megatron’s fusion cannon will win a fabulous prize…
...I hate dodgeball. I hate everything related to the torture disguised as a class, p.e.
66. For kirin_saga:
Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.
Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.
Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…
*is in love* *and oh so very tempted* It could have the Lambo twins...
Re: Part Two!
Date: 2008-08-02 04:42 am (UTC)"I upgrade my Soundwave with a Rumble and a Frenzy! Rumble and Frenzy steal newly-invented Cybercatnip from my fused Wheeljack-Perceptor-Mixmaster, and throw it at Steeljaw. Steeljaw is Distracted, but Ravage smells the Cybercatnip and is also Distracted. Soundwave goes to try to pull Ravage away from the Cybercatnip, and Blaster is disabled by laughter as he watches the ensueing chaos, leaving this round to be won by Jazz!"
Why, oh why did you have to post that?
...This bunny just tried to hijack my faerie world. I managed to stop it, since I already have an amusing idea for it, but I nearly lost the battle.
Awww...
Dear Brain: Please take shower upon returning from gutter. Love, norie.
I meant offline as in dead! Offline as in dead!... Too late. *goes off to chase mind*
I've totally fallen in love with this idea. Expect to see it soon.
*Cheers*
I'm fairly certain there's so Shockwave/ElitaOne out there...
I know. I want MOAR.
O_o You seriously didn't watch Lion King before writing these? ...Maybe your telepathy is kicking in?
No no no, I had seen Lion King before. I knew they were Lion King quotes, I just hadn't seen it in a while. But I really really wanted to see a Transformer giving/receiving a pouncing lesson. As for the telepathy... I've had some minor incidents but no 'Oh my Primus!' shockers yet.
Megatron tried to destroy it and failed, causing an accident to shrink him and Skyfire to an extremely small size. Now they've taken up residence on Starscream's shoulders as his angel and demon! ...Sorry, just remembered another bunny (kirin's, I think) and they decided to join together to form a basket. (Can I thank you for that phrase? 'Cause I've never known what to call them when two bunnies meld together - bunny basket is just perfect)
You're welcome ^_^ And this mental image is just ADORABLE. I don't know which one would annoy/amuse Starscream more. *wants art. WANTS ART*
this got turned into a drabble when my mind decided to steal some more crack
*loves the drabblage*
Which Jazz can hear, explaining his awesomeness. After all, if you have background music, you can't help but be awesome.
WANT. WANT. WANT. Of course Jazz has a personal soundtrack. Or... ooh! What if any music Jazz hears (actual music, not in-his-head music) infiltrates his programming and dictates his behavior? That would be an... interesting glitch. And Jazz has figured out how to control it by setting a 'playlist' for each day (say if there's a battle, he switches over to a list of fast-paced songs in his head), but he can only use songs he's actually heard! So maybe on Cybertron, Jazz actually acted more like Prowl because Cybertronian music was boring, but when he came to Earth and was exposed to all the emotion that humans pour into music, he became how he is now! *bunny basket overflows*
I can see a young Skyfire saying this. With a horrified Starscream staring at him.
*laff* The world NEEDS more horrified Starscream.
Hmm... I just had a brain blast. I once read part of a book - apparently, there was a lullaby which, when read out loud, killed all those listening in their sleep. It was created to ease the suffering of children who would die of starvation.
...Oh my PRIMUS. *sobs* I hope no one uses this in a TF fic. (Well, I kind of hope someone does but it would so saaaad... *bawls*)
Re: Part Two!
Date: 2008-08-02 06:57 am (UTC)Why, oh why did you have to post that?
Count yourself lucky. I was tempted to put "and links with Sunstreaker. Then kicks Shockwave's ass." Yes, that means I was seriously going to imply a Sunstreaker/Blaster pairing. ...Only now I have. Because it's crack, and I'm on a crack roll.
Awww...
Don't worry, you'll like my idea! It's, well, crack (but it's faerie!transformers. What do you people expect?).
I meant offline as in dead! Offline as in dead!... Too late. *goes off to chase mind*
I know. I just couldn't resist.
No no no, I had seen Lion King before. I knew they were Lion King quotes, I just hadn't seen it in a while. But I really really wanted to see a Transformer giving/receiving a pouncing lesson. As for the telepathy... I've had some minor incidents but no 'Oh my Primus!' shockers yet.
Ah, okay. Don't worry about the telepathy - it'll come with time. The longer you post and respond, the worse it gets.
You're welcome ^_^ And this mental image is just ADORABLE. I don't know which one would annoy/amuse Starscream more. *wants art. WANTS ART*
Yes, it is cute, isn't it? ...Still not mine though. And art would be wonderful. *is in a constant state of mourning over her non-existant art abilities*
*loves the drabblage*
Glad you like it. The idea of Smokescreen and Swindle being in a relationship just kinda glomped me...
WANT. WANT. WANT. Of course Jazz has a personal soundtrack. Or... ooh! What if any music Jazz hears (actual music, not in-his-head music) infiltrates his programming and dictates his behavior? That would be an... interesting glitch. And Jazz has figured out how to control it by setting a 'playlist' for each day (say if there's a battle, he switches over to a list of fast-paced songs in his head), but he can only use songs he's actually heard! So maybe on Cybertron, Jazz actually acted more like Prowl because Cybertronian music was boring, but when he came to Earth and was exposed to all the emotion that humans pour into music, he became how he is now! *bunny basket overflows*
*is attempting to separate the male bunnies from the female bunnies*
*is failing*
...Oh my PRIMUS. *sobs* I hope no one uses this in a TF fic. (Well, I kind of hope someone does but it would so saaaad... *bawls*)
I know, 'tis sad, isn't it? *wishes she could find the book to finish it*
Belated help...
Date: 2010-02-23 01:52 am (UTC)Hmm... I just had a brain blast. I once read part of a book - apparently, there was a lullaby which, when read out loud, killed all those listening in their sleep. It was created to ease the suffering of children who would die of starvation.
...Oh my PRIMUS. *sobs* I hope no one uses this in a TF fic. (Well, I kind of hope someone does but it would so saaaad... *bawls*)
I know, 'tis sad, isn't it? *wishes she could find the book to finish it*
"It’s called a culling song. In some ancient cultures, they sang it to children during famines or droughts, anytime the tribe had outgrown its land. It was sung to warriors injured in accidents or the very old or anyone dying. It was used to end misery and pain. It’s a lullaby." - ‘Lullaby’ by Chuck Palahniuk
^_^
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Date: 2008-08-04 02:17 am (UTC)Angel by Iris magic
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3905335/1/Angel
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The Autobot King by Frank X82
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3873738/1/The_Autobot_King
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I haven't found one for the Decepticons but there is one for the Autobots. Monty Python and the Twins » by Tyrrlin
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3542409/1/Monty_Python_and_the_Twins
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Date: 2008-08-04 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-08-04 06:19 am (UTC)Which is why Optimus Prime kept a tight leash on the scientists experiments since arriving on Earth.
2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.
Jazzimus Prime and Lord Thundercracker!
Or Skywarp!Number 5
It would be interesting to read this one. Ratchet joining the Decepticons had to be a really last resort for him. Unless he needs to be fixing mechs and since no one else would take him he'd join the Decepticons because of his compulsion to fixing.
8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
Poor Cosmos, I thought of him first. Then, I thught it's better to think big and decided Menasor
9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.
*loves* As a myth freak, I'd give anything to see this one done. I'm more of a Greek myth lover, but Egyptian is good too. How about a Council of sorts with Greek/Roman, Egyptian and Nordic deities?
10. Overcharged soldiers decide to rename their faction and re-design the symbol, maybe write a motto and mission statement too. When they’re done, they change the physical symbols on their bodies, paint the new symbol on walls, set it as a screen saver on all the base screens…
*adds to very long list of bunnies to adopt*
I think someone mentioned it before, but they also need their drunken battle. Like South Park's civil war reenactment.
41. Someone is suddenly very, very rich.
Hound! It has to be Hound!
49. The soundtrack of life.
Frenzy: *hiding on the rafters on top of Megatron's throne holding Ratbat in his arms*
Megatron: *stands up*
*all Decepticons in the room bow down*
Rumble: *starts singing* It's the soooundtraack ooof liiiiifeee!
Frenzy: *comes out holding out Ratbat for everyone to see*
Megatron: *looks up then looks at Soundwave while Rumble still sings in the background*
Soundwave: Lion King: banned.
53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.
Red Alert: The fans! They're everywhere! *flails*
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Date: 2008-08-04 03:22 pm (UTC)*edges away from adorable hopping Ratchet-must-fix bunny*
Multi-deity Councils = win. Have you read the Everworld series? (K.A. Applegate I think) It has a pretty big chunk of the more well-known deities. (And I wonder how Sunstreaker and Sideswipe would react to the gods of mischief...)
Hmmm... why Hound?
Cassettes re-enacting Lion King = WIN. *rofl*
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Date: 2008-08-04 10:35 pm (UTC)*edges away from adorable hopping Ratchet-must-fix bunny*
Awww... I'd really would like to see it done.
Multi-deity Councils = win. Have you read the Everworld series? (K.A. Applegate I think) It has a pretty big chunk of the more well-known deities. (And I wonder how Sunstreaker and Sideswipe would react to the gods of mischief...)
Haven't read it. Is it any good?
And I'm thinking Sideswipe and Sunstreaker could easily become the favorites of the gods of mischief. They'd be like accidental followers.
Hmmm... why Hound?
He doesn't seem like a guy who'd know what to do with lots of money. It'd be interesting to see if the others treat him differently because of it.
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Date: 2008-08-04 11:55 pm (UTC)Yeah, Everworld is pretty good. The ideas are fairly original and creative, and the writing style is amusing. They're short books, though, and there's only twelve. I read them a long time ago.
Hmmm, now that I think about it, rich Hound would be really interesting to see. He might donate all of it to environmental groups... I'd be curious about Mirage's reaction, in particular.
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Date: 2008-08-05 04:09 am (UTC)Bumblimus Prime exists? Wow... But there really isn't any other name for him, is there?
Hmmm, now that I think about it, rich Hound would be really interesting to see. He might donate all of it to environmental groups... I'd be curious about Mirage's reaction, in particular.
LOL I can see him commenting that he's going to give it all to environmental groups and the crew going crazy about it. And the ones that will try to get money out of him. I'd like to see Mirage's reaction too.
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Date: 2008-08-04 09:09 am (UTC)So ... Soundwave's dead by water spout?
69. Starscreamus Prime.
Starscreamus: Hey, Skyfire, look! I’m as big as you now! Oooohhhh, a null-ray-cannon… *flies off to test it*
Skyfire: *sigh* Well, at least I know he still has his scientific curiosity…
Megatron: *goes and cries in a corner at the fulfillment of all his nightmares*.
I dunno, he merged with the whole damn Warworld in G2 ...
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Date: 2008-08-04 03:24 pm (UTC)Maybe they had special tech that let them stack the cubes Soundwave made without them all blowing up? Or maybe just the programming that let him make cubes was water-damaged? (I didn't mean to kill off Soundwave!... But it's a good point. And killing that poor overworked cassette deck would probably cripple the 'Cons since he and his cassettes do at least a third of the work.
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Date: 2008-08-05 01:29 pm (UTC)Well, it'd only cripple them before the Constructicons turn up. Then they've got the professional make-a-base-a-week guys to do the work.
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Date: 2008-08-04 04:19 pm (UTC)Jazz and Starscream spring to mind.
9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.
Gaia: They will be purged from my shores and my land.
Primus: I beseech you, MotherEarth. They are children for all their age and need their parents. Please don't destroy them.
Gaia: You think so little of me to consider I would kill them?!
Primus: Forgive me...
Unicron: Forgiveness if for the weak. Gaia. I demand...
Gaia: You have no power over my dominion. Do not test me.
17. Shockwave/Autobot femme.
How about Shockwave/Femme Harem? ^^
31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Kup, an Aerialbot, a Decepticon and Blurr...
44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.
Poor babies! :(
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Date: 2008-08-04 11:59 pm (UTC)I want to see a fic with that Gaia conversation!!! And I wonder how the 'Bots and 'Cons would react if they knew that their deities were pleading and bargaining on their behalf...
And Shockwave with an Autobot harem... *snerk*
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Date: 2009-10-09 09:26 am (UTC)58c. Everyone knows that ‘Spike’ and ‘Sparkplug’ are just nicknames. Not everyone knows that Spike is adopted; Sparkplug is actually Spike’s uncle Max. Spike’s biological parents and his best friend Susie died in a car crash when he was ten, all due to skull fractures or brain injury. That’s why Spike and Sparkplug are often seen wearing hard hats even when they’re not necessary. Spike doesn’t like thinking of his previous life, and he never answers to his old name of Calvin. But one year Bumblebee has to scramble for a last-minute birthday present and all he can find is a ratty old stuffed tiger… (Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)
I did this one, it's here:: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5429960/1/Do_I_Know_You
I tweaked it quite a bit, but I still think it should be credited to you.
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Date: 2011-04-18 04:38 am (UTC)Optimus: *waggles his fingers at Megatron* Shazam!
Megatron: *turns into a slug*
Decepticons: *shocked/horrified*
...Oh man. Perceptor with a duplicator. O_o
And now I'm getting a mental image of Perceptor and Wheeljack appearing in the Decepticon base literally out of nowhere in a giant cardboard box with "time machine" written on the side. XD