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1. Science and magic do not mix well.
2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.
3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’
4. Crossover with Xanth (read Kenya Starflight’s awesome Centaur of Attention and Catacombs for example of Xanth – they’re actually Star Wars/Xanth crossovers).
5. The day that First Aid got his official license as a battlefield medic equal to Ratchet, a whole horde of Autobots realized that Ratchet’s bedside manner (or lack thereof) was not in fact normal, and they could have been having a much more comfortable time of it than they had been ever since Ratchet was assigned to the unit. With an angry Autobot army at his heels, (and footage of his tantrums leaked to TV networks, so he can’t hide out at a human hospital) Ratchet is forced to take shelter with the Cons. As it turns out, his attitude is an improvement on Hook’s (who always insisted that his role was to build things, not patch up crazy kamikaze Seekers).
So, the Cons get a medic who actually follows the Cybertronian version of the Hippocratic Oath, the Constructies get to return to their intended function, and Ratchet is gratified to find that his wrench-throwing actually reduces stupidity-induced trips to the medbay. (Actually, the Cons are so confused by their new medic violently expressing concern for their well-being that they just want to stay as far away from him as possible.) So, if/when the Bots decide they want Ratchet back… what would they do if he’s tempted to stay?
6. The volcano that the
7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.
8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
9. Primus’ and Unicron’s authority doesn’t extend to Earth. The two deities must haggle with ancient human deities (maybe Egyptian gods?) for the well-being of their race.
10. Overcharged soldiers decide to rename their faction and re-design the symbol, maybe write a motto and mission statement too. When they’re done, they change the physical symbols on their bodies, paint the new symbol on walls, set it as a screen saver on all the base screens…
11. Megatron and Optimus are found offline in a desolate area, miles from any human establishment.
12. Riddle contests.
13. Lying contests.
14. An unlikely capture.
15. Chip Chase finds out that the Autobots have technology that would let him walk, but they haven’t told him about it.
16. Energon made from Earth resources becomes toxic and loses its potency when stored for too long, making the Cons’ stashes worthless.
17. Shockwave/Autobot femme.
18. The Decepticons realize that the humans’ smaller size lets them assist with delicate repairs and thus badly-injured Autobots have little to no chance of offlining. They kidnap the Bots’ humans because they think it will be easier to gain their cooperation than to train new squishies. While the humans slowly develop Stockholm Syndrome, at least one Autobot dies who would have lived with the humans’ help.
19. “What’s going on?”
“A pouncing lesson.”
20. “You have forgotten me.”
“No… How could I?”
“You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become.”
“How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.”
21. “Look at the stars. The great Primes of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those Primes will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”
22. Mood-altering energon.
23. What would a Disney version of Transformers be like?
24. Decepticons see/do Monty Python.
25. Exactly halfway between the Autobot and Decepticon bases, there is was a small human town.
26. Someone decides to start writing his memoirs.
27. Sunstreaker receives an anonymous art commission.
28. The planet Skyfire and Starscream visited to survey was not Earth.
29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.
30. A game show.
31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
32. Hound and Soundwave host a movie night.
33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”
34. Some mechs just can’t pull off the innocent ‘Who, me?’ look.
35. By the time he realized that it just didn’t matter, it was too late.
36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”
37. ????: “No survivors.”
Skyfire: “Excellent.”
38. Someone proves that Optimus’ Matrix is nothing but a clever copy.
39. “We’re nothing more than puppets, dancing on strings… but the mech who holds the strings also has the scissors.”
40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.
41. Someone is suddenly very, very rich.
42. Red Alert’s glitch takes control of him… he wakes up the next morning to find that it is gone, but it managed to infect nearly every other Autobot. He and a few others must find a way to trick the Cons into helping them cure their friends.
43. Everyone assumes that Soundwave’s unusual speech pattern is a minor but annoying glitch. It is actually the symptom of a much more serious one. The cassettes have been hiding the glitch by absorbing tiny pieces of the corrupted programming as it spreads, but soon they won’t be able to continue without threatening their own mental well-being.
44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.
45. “You know I can’t answer that question.”
46. No way out.
47. “What do you mean, you can’t read?”
48. Back to the beginning.
49. The soundtrack of life.
50. What’s the opposite of nostalgia?
51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”
52. “What?! Snape kills Dumbledore?!?!”
53. Everyone really IS out to get Red Alert.
54. A Decepticon has an unusual glitch… he can’t lie.
55. ”Where did you get that medal?”
56. Lullaby.
57. A Decepticon tribute to the fallen (small f).
58a. Transformers and Winnie the Pooh. Optimus = Peter Cullen = Eeyore. But Dead End = Eeyore too… Rabbit = Ratchet? Tigger = Wheeljack? Honey = Energon. Decepticons = Heffalumps and Woozles!
58b. When Spike was younger and still went by the name Christopher, he and Sparkplug lived by a forest called the Hundred Acre Wood… Spike is used to having friends who are a little ‘different’. (Maybe both the Pooh animals AND the Transformers are all in his head!) OR
58c. Everyone knows that ‘Spike’ and ‘Sparkplug’ are just nicknames. Not everyone knows that Spike is adopted; Sparkplug is actually Spike’s uncle Max. Spike’s biological parents and his best friend Susie died in a car crash when he was ten, all due to skull fractures or brain injury. That’s why Spike and Sparkplug are often seen wearing hard hats even when they’re not necessary. Spike doesn’t like thinking of his previous life, and he never answers to his old name of Calvin. But one year Bumblebee has to scramble for a last-minute birthday present and all he can find is a ratty old stuffed tiger… (Can you imagine what the ‘Bots could do to the ‘Cons if they had “Calvin and Hobbes” type magic???)
59. What’s the Cybertronian version of a ‘wolf whistle’ or that thing that sounds like ‘Bow chicka bow bow!’?
60. Transformers without actual weapons – just anime-ish energy blast thingies and radioactive-looking ‘power-ups’.
61. Each Cybertronian’s paint job ‘inverts’; so Sideswipe and Sunstreaker would be green and purple respectively, with green Autobot logos; Skywarp and Thundercracker would be white-and-yellow and dark orange respectively, with yellow Decepticon logos, etc. And this would make Optimus… green and black, with purple bits and an orange helmet. Ouch. Art? Fic?
62. After the war, Starscream sues Megatron, trying to get him to pay for his therapy. (Yay ambiguous pronouns… I just realized that could mean Starscream wanting Megatron to pay for Starscream’s postwar self-esteem/abuse recovery therapy, or Starscream wanting Megatron to pay him for giving Megatron therapy during the war. Starscream the therapist… *shudders*) Hey, this could be combined with kirin_saga’s Judge Optimus idea! *ties matching bows around bunnies’ necks and stuffs them in a basket*
63. The Decepticons run out of ideas for random uber-weapons/energy sources. Soundwave gets a virus from/succumbs to and passes a virus on to the base computer so they can’t scan for human energy sources to steal from. And the Autobots are mysteriously nowhere to be found – even the
64. An annoyed Optimus stopped by Wheeljack’s lab to give him a simple but confusing assignment: Create high-friction spheres of a certain diameter which are blast-proof to such-and-such level of charge… Wheeljack constructs them (without explosions), and distributes a bagful to each Autobot, as Optimus requested. All is revealed when, before the next battle, the Prime announces that the first Autobot to somehow get one of those spheres lodged in Megatron’s fusion cannon will win a fabulous prize…
65. Get a Cybertronian in a fic (or pic) to make a ‘just ate a very sour lemon’ face.
66. For kirin_saga:
Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.
Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.
Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…
67. What would happen if Optimus died/went AWOL without the Matrix, and Megatron ordered his most dedicated underlings to steal the Matrix, and it chose one of them?
68. Skyfirus Prime.
Skyfirus: *conversationally* Isn’t it funny that you were the one who favored getting into this war, but I’ve ended up outranking you?
(conspicuously NOT Lord) Starscream: Shut up. Shut. Up. Shut. UP! This is SO. UNFAIR! It’s not like you need the extra bulk or anything either, you big lug!
Skyfirus: …Are you calling me fat? *whimpers*
69. Starscreamus Prime.
Starscreamus: Hey, Skyfire, look! I’m as big as you now! Oooohhhh, a null-ray-cannon… *flies off to test it*
Skyfire: *sigh* Well, at least I know he still has his scientific curiosity…
Megatron: *goes and cries in a corner at the fulfillment of all his nightmares*
- ark,
- autobots,
- bumblebee,
- chip chase,
- constructicons,
- dead end,
- decepticons,
- eject,
- first aid,
- frenzy,
- g1,
- hook,
- hound,
- matrix,
- megatron,
- nemesis,
- optimus,
- perceptor,
- primus,
- ratchet,
- red alert,
- rewind,
- rumble,
- shockwave,
- sideswipe,
- skyfire,
- skywarp,
- soundwave,
- sparkplug,
- spike,
- starscream,
- sunstreaker,
- swindle,
- thundercracker,
- unicron,
- wheeljack
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Part Two!
Date: 2008-08-02 04:02 am (UTC)This made me think of Cyndi's "Toy Soldiers".
40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.
...
*curses*
This would fit perfectly in my "On The Mend" universe. Yet, again, I can't see anyway to fit it into the storyline.Instead, this got turned into a drabble when my mind decided to steal some more crack. Follow the link please.http://norielit.livejournal.com/12805.html
*considers* I'm seriously considering just turning On The Mend into a collection of ficlets rather than an actual story. *sighs in frustration*
48. Back to the beginning.
*has a flash of a digimon movie*
...Perceptor is Willis (or Ratchet, if you're not a fan of 'Ceptor. Not that I believe those horror stories about people actually not knowing who he is.). Sideswipe is Terriormon. Sunstreaker is Lopmon. How about everyone else?
49. The soundtrack of life.
Which Jazz can hear, explaining his awesomeness. After all, if you have background music, you can't help but be awesome.
51. “That’s not supposed to be glowing.”
I can see a young Skyfire saying this. With a horrified Starscream staring at him.
56. Lullaby.
Hmm... I just had a brain blast. I once read part of a book - apparently, there was a lullaby which, when read out loud, killed all those listening in their sleep. It was created to ease the suffering of children who would die of starvation.
...I'm sad now...
57. A Decepticon tribute to the fallen (small f).
DO WANT.
64. An annoyed Optimus stopped by Wheeljack’s lab to give him a simple but confusing assignment: Create high-friction spheres of a certain diameter which are blast-proof to such-and-such level of charge… Wheeljack constructs them (without explosions), and distributes a bagful to each Autobot, as Optimus requested. All is revealed when, before the next battle, the Prime announces that the first Autobot to somehow get one of those spheres lodged in Megatron’s fusion cannon will win a fabulous prize…
...I hate dodgeball. I hate everything related to the torture disguised as a class, p.e.
66. For kirin_saga:
Swindle: You know, that handy microscope barrel of yours would probably sell for quite a lot in some circles. You’re lucky I like you.
Perceptor: *flatly* The *only* reason you haven’t stolen it yet is because it *doesn’t detach*.
Swindle: Yeah, that too. Now, I’ve got an absolutely fabulous idea for marketing that latest gadget of yours…
*is in love* *and oh so very tempted* It could have the Lambo twins...
Re: Part Two!
Date: 2008-08-02 04:42 am (UTC)"I upgrade my Soundwave with a Rumble and a Frenzy! Rumble and Frenzy steal newly-invented Cybercatnip from my fused Wheeljack-Perceptor-Mixmaster, and throw it at Steeljaw. Steeljaw is Distracted, but Ravage smells the Cybercatnip and is also Distracted. Soundwave goes to try to pull Ravage away from the Cybercatnip, and Blaster is disabled by laughter as he watches the ensueing chaos, leaving this round to be won by Jazz!"
Why, oh why did you have to post that?
...This bunny just tried to hijack my faerie world. I managed to stop it, since I already have an amusing idea for it, but I nearly lost the battle.
Awww...
Dear Brain: Please take shower upon returning from gutter. Love, norie.
I meant offline as in dead! Offline as in dead!... Too late. *goes off to chase mind*
I've totally fallen in love with this idea. Expect to see it soon.
*Cheers*
I'm fairly certain there's so Shockwave/ElitaOne out there...
I know. I want MOAR.
O_o You seriously didn't watch Lion King before writing these? ...Maybe your telepathy is kicking in?
No no no, I had seen Lion King before. I knew they were Lion King quotes, I just hadn't seen it in a while. But I really really wanted to see a Transformer giving/receiving a pouncing lesson. As for the telepathy... I've had some minor incidents but no 'Oh my Primus!' shockers yet.
Megatron tried to destroy it and failed, causing an accident to shrink him and Skyfire to an extremely small size. Now they've taken up residence on Starscream's shoulders as his angel and demon! ...Sorry, just remembered another bunny (kirin's, I think) and they decided to join together to form a basket. (Can I thank you for that phrase? 'Cause I've never known what to call them when two bunnies meld together - bunny basket is just perfect)
You're welcome ^_^ And this mental image is just ADORABLE. I don't know which one would annoy/amuse Starscream more. *wants art. WANTS ART*
this got turned into a drabble when my mind decided to steal some more crack
*loves the drabblage*
Which Jazz can hear, explaining his awesomeness. After all, if you have background music, you can't help but be awesome.
WANT. WANT. WANT. Of course Jazz has a personal soundtrack. Or... ooh! What if any music Jazz hears (actual music, not in-his-head music) infiltrates his programming and dictates his behavior? That would be an... interesting glitch. And Jazz has figured out how to control it by setting a 'playlist' for each day (say if there's a battle, he switches over to a list of fast-paced songs in his head), but he can only use songs he's actually heard! So maybe on Cybertron, Jazz actually acted more like Prowl because Cybertronian music was boring, but when he came to Earth and was exposed to all the emotion that humans pour into music, he became how he is now! *bunny basket overflows*
I can see a young Skyfire saying this. With a horrified Starscream staring at him.
*laff* The world NEEDS more horrified Starscream.
Hmm... I just had a brain blast. I once read part of a book - apparently, there was a lullaby which, when read out loud, killed all those listening in their sleep. It was created to ease the suffering of children who would die of starvation.
...Oh my PRIMUS. *sobs* I hope no one uses this in a TF fic. (Well, I kind of hope someone does but it would so saaaad... *bawls*)
Re: Part Two!
Date: 2008-08-02 06:57 am (UTC)Why, oh why did you have to post that?
Count yourself lucky. I was tempted to put "and links with Sunstreaker. Then kicks Shockwave's ass." Yes, that means I was seriously going to imply a Sunstreaker/Blaster pairing. ...Only now I have. Because it's crack, and I'm on a crack roll.
Awww...
Don't worry, you'll like my idea! It's, well, crack (but it's faerie!transformers. What do you people expect?).
I meant offline as in dead! Offline as in dead!... Too late. *goes off to chase mind*
I know. I just couldn't resist.
No no no, I had seen Lion King before. I knew they were Lion King quotes, I just hadn't seen it in a while. But I really really wanted to see a Transformer giving/receiving a pouncing lesson. As for the telepathy... I've had some minor incidents but no 'Oh my Primus!' shockers yet.
Ah, okay. Don't worry about the telepathy - it'll come with time. The longer you post and respond, the worse it gets.
You're welcome ^_^ And this mental image is just ADORABLE. I don't know which one would annoy/amuse Starscream more. *wants art. WANTS ART*
Yes, it is cute, isn't it? ...Still not mine though. And art would be wonderful. *is in a constant state of mourning over her non-existant art abilities*
*loves the drabblage*
Glad you like it. The idea of Smokescreen and Swindle being in a relationship just kinda glomped me...
WANT. WANT. WANT. Of course Jazz has a personal soundtrack. Or... ooh! What if any music Jazz hears (actual music, not in-his-head music) infiltrates his programming and dictates his behavior? That would be an... interesting glitch. And Jazz has figured out how to control it by setting a 'playlist' for each day (say if there's a battle, he switches over to a list of fast-paced songs in his head), but he can only use songs he's actually heard! So maybe on Cybertron, Jazz actually acted more like Prowl because Cybertronian music was boring, but when he came to Earth and was exposed to all the emotion that humans pour into music, he became how he is now! *bunny basket overflows*
*is attempting to separate the male bunnies from the female bunnies*
*is failing*
...Oh my PRIMUS. *sobs* I hope no one uses this in a TF fic. (Well, I kind of hope someone does but it would so saaaad... *bawls*)
I know, 'tis sad, isn't it? *wishes she could find the book to finish it*
Belated help...
Date: 2010-02-23 01:52 am (UTC)Hmm... I just had a brain blast. I once read part of a book - apparently, there was a lullaby which, when read out loud, killed all those listening in their sleep. It was created to ease the suffering of children who would die of starvation.
...Oh my PRIMUS. *sobs* I hope no one uses this in a TF fic. (Well, I kind of hope someone does but it would so saaaad... *bawls*)
I know, 'tis sad, isn't it? *wishes she could find the book to finish it*
"It’s called a culling song. In some ancient cultures, they sang it to children during famines or droughts, anytime the tribe had outgrown its land. It was sung to warriors injured in accidents or the very old or anyone dying. It was used to end misery and pain. It’s a lullaby." - ‘Lullaby’ by Chuck Palahniuk
^_^