Heck, everyone else is posting today. So me too!

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Edit: Sorry for the underlines but LJ won't let me get rid of em.

I blame you guys for the first few bunnies!

And some more down the line too, plus the ones that have yet to be born ect… ect…

 

1. Some Transformers were end-of-the-line stock. This has resulted in them having a limited lifespan.

A. There is no-one currently around who understands fully how Quintesson designs work, So no-one knows how to alter or remove the biological clock of those deadend stocks.
They have studied endlessly. One such Scientist is Perceptor. Only he has a lot more invested into the research. For he is one of those with the ticking clock and he knows it’s reaching it’s end.



2. Typo of 1.A inspired this one.
Typo was: Only he has a lot more infested…

Perceptor was created as a virus carrier. Those who interface with him become stricken and eventually die. Perceptor had no problem at first of his built in function, in fact he enjoyed the power he had, that was until he fell in love…

 

3. Bunnies multiply, why not Perceptor? ^^
Megatron please meet, Perceptor and Perceptor and Perceptor and this is Perceptor, and over there is Perceptor and that there is Perceptor, this guy is Percy1 and that guy is Percy2, they‘re twins, and this one is…
Megatron: RETREAT!

 
4. Art: Perceptor in complete Nerd outfit.

 
5. The Transformers get transported to the world of Smurf’s. (And happen to be the same size.)

 
6. ?: Think outside of the box.
?: That begs the question; what is inside of it in?

 
7. Bluestreak/Huffer
Bluestreak gets punished for going off on a fight by becoming an assistant to Huffer in fixing-up the Ark. The pair of young bots discover they actually have a lot more in common then they thought.
(Going with Kirin’s posted bunny with Huffer being youngest or just young if you prefer)

 
8. More infected Perceptor.
During an experiment Perceptor gets doused in a chemical. Unfortunately for him it causes a reaction. Now anyone he touches (or touches him) becomes automatically smitten with the Sex-god that is Percy.

9. Movieverse: Ron and Judy Whitwicky decide that Bumblebee needs to official become part of the family. Only thing is, registering an adoption of a giant alien robot has it’s difficulties.

A. Sam and ‘Bee freak! Sam’s parents don’t know there are actually a little closer then brotherly. *wink, wink*

10. Huffer has never liked being on Earth. He always had something to complain about the mud-ball. Finally he gets the chance to return home, but home isn’t how he remembers it, and Huffer ACTUALLY begins to miss Earth now that he got to leave it.

 
11. Prowl drunk? He’s drunk? Something bad happens to Prowl (pick your torture/angst/humorous take ect..) and he turns to the proverbial bottle.

 
12. With all the media frenzy Sparkplug and Spike become under scrutiny. Then the authorities find out that they both lied in order for Spike to work on the oil rig where they first met the Autobots. That Spike was in fact under-age.
(Has been done on a previous bunny list?)

 
13. Sunstreaker and Tracks come back from patrol in a rather miserable mood. Neither wants to talk. Sideswipe does some digging to find what’s eating his brother. What he finds sends him into action. Cue Rec room entertainment and a video recording of a car show. A car show where both Sunstreaker and Tracks failed to get any prizes…
And Sideswipe disappears never to be seen of again.

 
14. Songfic:
Lean on Me with Trailbreaker.

 
15. Songfic:
Rebel Rebel with Starscream

 
16. Gears Hypochondria gets worse. Worse to the point he’s hurting himself just to get a visit with Ratchet.

 
17. Ever heard of Nursemaids right?
Well Blaster and Soundwave are Nursemaid bots.
 

18. There are all sorts of relationships that the Twins and Red Alert have been written with. Well following 17’s theme. Red Alert was the Twins Nursemaid. Or the Twins were Red Alerts. ORRRR they all had the same Nursemaid even though they weren’t related. And nursing sparklings develop just as strong a bond as natural siblings.

 
(Addtional: Another of those telepathy bunnies. Can't remember exactly from whcih post now. :( )
19. The Constructicons were not a related Gestalt unlike most of the others. So how do their actual relatives feel about this gestalt partnering?

A. Hook is Ratchet’s little brother. However no-one knows as Ratchet disowned his brother… not because he’s now a Decepticon but because they had an argument where Hook refused to follow Ratchet as a medic.
(Of course Hook couldn’t help but learn a few tricks of the trade in the process)

B. Scavenger and Bluestreak are non-identical twins. But neither can remember they had a brother.
(Come on this one is an adorable brother-ing!)

C. Longhaul has a son. Only he died during the war. Shock horror as it is revealed that Motormaster is his reborn son!

D. Or it’s Hook who had a son die in the war… only to be reborn as First Aid. <<< my fav! ^^

 
 
20. Perceptor has a cunning plan. It involves Chip, Wheeljack and to convince the Decepticons that humans can become hybrid human/Cybertronian.
Or
just the Decepticons don’t know an awful lot about humans and when they meet Chip for the first time, they freak! It’s a Human/Cybertronian monstrous hybrid!

 
21. The Autobots are known for having ‘unique’ members of the faction, some with glitches. For the Decepticons those with glitches would be killed so for them they are MUCH better at hiding them.

 
22. Red Alert has a son/daughter and names him/her Glitch. The Decepticons kidnap Glitch to use as a pawn against the Autobots. Red Alert is furious! The Decepticons had better beware!

 
23. Movieverse: Some Transformers didn’t quite get Earth customs. So Optimus had to play some major chaos control when gossip spread around about a Monkey driving a car.

 
24. Someone gets stuck mid-transformation.

 
25. A teenage parent (Transformer)

 
26. Transformers/Justice League crossover

 

(Additional: Damn the telepathy!
http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/67697.html That wavelength gets closer and closer. Just look at bunnies 7 & 8 from the link. I assure you no cheating was involved!)

27. My previous list was littered with Phobia bunnies so I’ve thought some more. And looked at a Phobia list here
http://phobialist.com/
and, well story short the Bunnies bred like craaa-aay-zz-y!

A. Silverbolt has Acro/Altophobia, so what if all the other Aerialbots had their own phobia’s?
BrontoPhobia- (Fear of Thunder and lightning)? Would be interesting one for Skydive.
Catapedaphobia- (Fear of jumping from high and low places.)? Slingshot has size issue which convert into this?
Dystychiphobia- (Fear of accidents.)? For all the Aerialbots over Fireflight?
Eremophobia- (Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.)?  Would work for anyone, or any Gestalt for that matter.
Levophobia- (Fear of things to the left side of the body)?
Nephophobia- (Fear of clouds.)?
Stenophobia- (Fear of narrow things or places.)?  He refused to go through the ravine. It was closed-in, the walls were too close!
 

B. Ambulophobia - (The fear of walking.)
Makes me think Ambulance and then followed by Ratchet.

C. Anuptaphobia - (Fear of Staying single):
Perceptor can’t help himself. Being without a bonded terrifies him.

D. Inferno develops Arsonophobia - (Fear of Fire)

E. Sunstreaker and Tracks have genuine Atelophobia - (fear of imperfection.)
Well Sunstreaker does. Tracks is just a vain aft-head. ^^

F.

G. Nostophobia- (Fear of returning home.)
Someone sabotages the Ark. No-one knows who, no-one knows why.

H. Just a further list of Phobia’s with potential!

Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- ((1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.)
My evil side says give it to Cliffjumper!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- (Fear of long words.)
Hee hee Perceptor gets payback!
Or Perceptor gets the condition himself.
Depends on how nice or nasty you want to be to him.

Hoplophobia- (Fear of firearms.)
First Aid?

Mechanophobia- (Fear of machines.)

Metallophobia- (Fear of metal.)

Motorphobia- (Fear of automobiles.)
Hodophobia- (Fear of road travel)
Would seriously suck for someone to have anyone of these.

Onomatophobia- (Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.)
Me: BUNNY!
Perceptor: AAAAHHH!

Porphyrophobia- (Fear of the color purple)
Skywarp finds the best pranking target Ever!

Tyrannophobia-(Fear of tyrants.)
Megatron would make use of this one.
 

 
28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!

 
29. Transformers/D&D (Cartoon) crossover
Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
Perceptor as The Magician?
Sunstreaker as The Cavalier?
Mirage as The Thief?
Grimlock as The Barbarian?
Jazz as The Acrobat?
Prowl as The Ranger?

30. Transmetal Transformers G1 Stylee!

 
31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.

 
32. They are the Kamikazi. Those that would fight first and willingly die in order for victory.
 

33. ?: If my sacrifice ensures the end of the war then I will lay down my life for peace.

(Additional: http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/67697.html From here my bunny shares alike with number 19. I am seriously scared now.)
34. Brittle metal (Bone) disease.
He couldn’t go into battle, his body couldn’t stand the strain of even a punch.

 
35. There were no Mini-bots until the Transformers crashed on Earth. Mini-Bots were part of a secret government experiment resulting in sentient machines.

 
36. Movieverse: Bumblebee is a human creation.

37. Bigger bots. It was the bigger bots. L
The Transformers are giant to us but they are small to some other species.

 
38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!

 
39. OC warning.
DiamondEye was a highly ranked Decepticon Femme. Second only to Megatron.
She decides to join the Earth based Decepticons and implements some of her plans. Megatron fawns to her so agrees to most of them. Some mechs are happy with the arrangements, some are definitely not! For one thing DiamondEye insists on a crèche for sparklings. The youngest of the crew don’t appreciate it. Namely The Cassettes, half the Constructicons, ALL of the Stunticons, Skywarp, Reflector ect..

 
40. Movieverse: Interfacing is strictly forbidden in Transformer lore. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.

 
41. Santa visit’s the Transformers.
Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..
The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.

 
42. One of the Seekers/coneheads/Aerials challenges Santa and his Reindeer to a flight race.

 
43.
Skywarp: I’m under attack! By flying bipedal animals pulling a fat red squishy!
On-duty communications officer: Pull the other one Warp. I’m not going to fall for one of your pranks.

44.
?:Why are you hiding Percy?
Perceptor: It’s THE day. Safer to hide.
?: Oh come on, this isn’t like you. What’s so special about today anyway?
Perceptor: *whispers* It’s… it’s Easter!
?: The human holiday? What’s so bad about it? It’s just about chocolate and eggs and the Easter Bunn…
Percy: SHHHHHHH! Don’t say it! Just don’t say their demonic leader’s name!

 
45. Gory Art: Perceptor with a manic grin covered in the blood of those of us in the Bunny Farm. (Perhaps with body parts strewn about)

 
(Additional: Bunny farm inspired Bunny! I may have discovered the secret!)
46. It appears that a demon is stalking the Bunny farm. It lurks in the shadows, stealing bunnies and letting them loose on the Transformers world. In one world it is spotted!

 
47. When I looked into his eyes I saw the Universe!

 
48. Pregnancy is rare with Transformers, so the idea that any of them would want to abort is frankly sick in their optics.
(I am Pro-choice myself but thought about how a dying society would deal between freedom of individual choice and selfish species-preservation.)

 
49. Cybertron has failed to evolve in millions of years. How does a society that lives an unchanging lifestyle cope when they discover a complete upheaval of all their beliefs and way of life?

 
50. Sunstorm finally meets his God, Primus, and finds himself actually unimpressed.

 
52. Ratchet prescribes Red Alert with a prescription for his glitch. At some point though (either distracted and not paying attention to his intake or heavily glitching) Red Alert overdoses.

 
53. They were the coven. Performing illegal magicks in a society that thrived on Technology. If they were to be discovered then they would be burned at the proverbial stake.

 
54. Megatron built Perceptor. To spy on the Autobots.

 
55. Interface to survive!
Cybertronian’s must interface often or their functions would gradually shut-down.

56. The Mini-bots were the subjects of a medical facility. For testing the safety of products and such. (A Cybertron facility)

 
57. The Autobots are required to take the human driving tests.

 
58. Perceptor, Blaster, Soundwave and Reflector are the Cybertronian Paparazzi.

 
59. Censorship is issued on Cybertron. Pre-war paraphernalia is to be removed or destroyed.

 
60. Transformers have a bible. Only it’s called the Primus Scriptures instead.

61. Lost in the sea of space is the Holy Grail of Cybertron (not the Allspark dudes)
It is the Spark of the First Cybertronian. By merging with this Spark the bearer will be endowed with God-Like powers. Immortality, all-sight, the power to influence, to create, to shape minds…


62. The keeper of the World.
It was his task to ensure balanace. Such as that between good and evil. And he knew such things were more complex then the naked eye could see.  

 
63. Neverending Story quote:
“They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were. My little friends. The *enter name here*, the *enter name here*, even the *enter name here*. I couldn't hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.”

64. Neverending Story quote:
“Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has... the power!”

65: Transformers/Neverending Story crossover.
The nothing comes to the world of Transformers, the only way to stop it is to find the child-like Empress and name her. Only no-one knows where to look, or what she looks like, let alone her name and all hope looks lost.


66.
AU Humans arrive on the peace loving planet of Cybertron. They take control and enslave the Cybertron race. The Autobots takes pleasure in serving their masters, their extra peaceful nature denying them sight of rebelling. The Decepticons on the other hand forego the ways of peace in order to reclaim their home planet from the vile intruders. They have sympathy for the Autobot fools but would still kill them (if they got in the way) in order to attain freedom once more.

67. Apep of Egyptian mythology barters a deal with Megatron. He shall supply the Decepticons with much needed energy in return for their assistance in Apep’s rise to power as God of all Earth and revive the ancient Egyptian ways. Ra, his opposite, discovers the deal Apep has brokered and warns the Autobots.
(Egyptian Gods and Transformers in battle!)

 
68. Prowl likes everything even , he‘s got OCD!
(because I wanted the list to finish on an even number too. ^^)

 

Ephebiphobia- (Fear of teenagers)
Starscream: Megatron help me! The Autobots have sent out the… the.. Teen Humans!!!!
 

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*pictures Sparkling!Megatron wailing as Soundwave and Shockwave frantically search for his potty chair throne*

29. Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!

Maybe they could compete with a 'Con party? Or a mixed party?

31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.

Optimus and Megatron. Death rejects Optimus because he doesn't fear Death but rather treats it (him?) as a friend, and Death appreciates whatever friends he can get. Death rejects Megatron because what kind of CEO would willingly accept the resignation of his best recruiting officer?

38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!

Optimus: *glomps Megatron* Decepticons rock! Can I move in with you guys?? The Autobots are so boooring!!!
Megatron: !
Starscream: *laughing his aft off*

39. Megatron fawns to her

For the predictable reason? Or some other reason?

...half the Constructicons...

Ooh, which half? It'd be funny if Scavenger was actually one of the older ones...

40. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.

A 'burn the witch!' kind of way? And why didn't they object when Sam and Mikaela engaged in pre-interfacing behavior on Bumblebee's hood?

41. Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..

I bet he wouldn't be so mad if Santa brought him a cure for his glitch for Christmas.

The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.

Except for the ones who aren't mature enough to consider the possible threat (i.e. almost all of them) when the reward for just allowing the 'invasion' is free cool stuff.

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28. Megatron can’t find his throne. Where is it? Who has it? Who took it?! Someone better return Megatron’s throne or he is going to have a TANTRUM!

*pictures Sparkling!Megatron wailing as Soundwave and Shockwave frantically search for his potty chair throne*

Megatron: I don't want the commoners potty, I want mine! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Soundwave and Shockwave: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Megatron: WAAAAAAAAHHHH
S&S: AHHHHHHHH
-- lmao I just realised if you pair Megs with either of them, you get S&M or S&M&M. ^_^


29. Six Transformers finds themselves in the Realm of Dungeons & Dragons!

Maybe they could compete with a 'Con party? Or a mixed party?

Decepticon Orcs as well? Hell yes!
Unciron as Venger. Actually both have horns. Oh and that would leave Primus as The Dungeon Master.


31. He couldn’t die. No matter how often he tried, Death didn’t want him.

Optimus and Megatron. Death rejects Optimus because he doesn't fear Death but rather treats it (him?) as a friend, and Death appreciates whatever friends he can get. Death rejects Megatron because what kind of CEO would willingly accept the resignation of his best recruiting officer?

Life followed it's inevitable flow. From birth through to Death. Yet for two beings, their stream of life never reached it's last breath at the Sea of Death. Their stream was Oroborous. At times calm, at others a fury, but it's purpose was eternally unending. Every so often the raft would capsize but the fingers of Death would right it once more.
*Yeah ummm haven't really got an idea about what I just wrote here.*



38. Optimus doesn’t want to be Prime anymore and he’ll do anything to get demoted. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!

Optimus: *glomps Megatron* Decepticons rock! Can I move in with you guys?? The Autobots are so boooring!!!
Megatron: !
Starscream: *laughing his aft off*

Optimus: I'll even give you the Matrix. You can be Prime instead.
Starscream: *shuts his mouth in shock*


39. Megatron fawns to her

For the predictable reason? Or some other reason?

Well I was debating between Fear or Fancy.


...half the Constructicons...

Ooh, which half? It'd be funny if Scavenger was actually one of the older ones...

I was thinking Hook, Scavanger and Mixmaster.
Older Svanager amuses me though. :)


40. So when Sam and Mikaela are caught in the act the Autobots react in a very frightening way.

A 'burn the witch!' kind of way? And why didn't they object when Sam and Mikaela engaged in pre-interfacing behavior on Bumblebee's hood?

Well absolute disgust at least. But yes Burn the Witch feeling wouldn't be beyond them.
And anything bar interfacing is OK though.


41. Red Alert freaks at how he manages to avoid the security measures..

I bet he wouldn't be so mad if Santa brought him a cure for his glitch for Christmas.

:) I bet.. but would he be suspicious?

The Decepticons fear it’s a human attack and determine to slaughter the magical squishy.

Except for the ones who aren't mature enough to consider the possible threat (i.e. almost all of them) when the reward for just allowing the 'invasion' is free cool stuff.

Megatron: Kill it!
*Santa gives him a cannon-shaped wrapped present.*
Megatron: Ooooooh. Belay that order.