Insanity Awaits

[ksiezniczka11.livejournal.com]

They aren't that good (school is eating all my mental activity, so I've been short on ideas), but have fun anyway:


1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.

2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.

2a. That one mech is Ravage.

2b. That one mech is Soundwave.

2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.

2d. It's Blaster.

2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)

3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.

4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.

5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.

6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.

7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.

8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.

9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

11. The morning after number 10.

12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.

13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?

14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?

15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"

16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."

17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)

18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?

19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.

20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.

*LOVES* A new Femme body? *wants to see*

8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.

Makes sense to me. *thinks* You know the vampire culture? You think they may want to speak to the Autobots and/or Decepticons?

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Perceptor: *confused* "Uh..."
Grimlock: *picks Perceptor up* *glares at Megatron* "You go away or me Grimlock step on you."

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Blaster: *confused* "I..."
Rewind: "No he won't." *tries to drag Blaster to safety*

Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Red Alert: *confused* "What..."
Inferno: *grabs Red Alert* "MINE!"

Megatron: *sulks* "Next time, I need to get them alone."

11. The morning after number 10.

Megatron: *wakes up with a headache* "What did I do last night?"
Starscream: "I think the better question would be: Who did I do last night?"
Megatron: *confused* "What?"
Starscream: *smirks and points to the other side of the berth*
Megatron: *looks* *stares at recharging Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert* "What happened?"
Starscream: "You got them alone, apparently. And..." *smirks and hold up a tiny piece of paper* "... you got married too. And it's all legal in the eyes of human law."
Megatron: *stares*
Starscream: *is very amused* "So... how was Vegas?"

16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."

Mixmaster said to Perceptor. When Scrapper and Optimus heard this, and heard Perceptor agree, they frantically attempted to separate the two.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

I have this image of Megatron trying to cop onto Ultra Magnus, while Magnus is hiding behind Optimus (or more to the point, is trying to keep Optimus between him and a drunkly amorous Megatron), while Optimus is both confused and amused at the situation. Extra comedy when he changes tack and starts hitting on Optimus, much to Magnus's horror and jealous possessiveness.


13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?

Tell me which fetishes and I night be able to come up equivalents.


15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"

I take it "her" is Arcee.

Maybe it's this comm getting to me, but I can't help think it's Perceptor talking. You know you've been here too long when you automatically jump to Springer/Perceptor as a conclusion.


18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?

Maybe he has an odd issue with staying true to his anthro form and found out cats can't talk like humans so he refuses to talk too - at least out loud, he doesn't mind using personal comm or telepathy.


19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.

I love Autobots reacting to human sexuality issues.


20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)

Magnus is horrified to find he's Supreme Commander, especially after a life of trying to avoid having to do Optimus's job (he doesn't mind being in a high ranking position, but he doesn't want to be The Boss).

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8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.

Soylent Purple by Misya.
TFA drabble. Focused on Bumblebee and Sari. Makes more sense if you've seen 'Along Came A Spider'. Giant alien robots are pretty friggin weird.
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4377779/1/Soylent_Purple

[ink-in-hand.livejournal.com]

18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?

It's a fact that people who don't (or can't) speak are all too often underestimated. So while the Autobots know that he is a dangerous adversary, the fact that he doesn't talk dampens that knowledge enough to give him an edge. So maybe it ties in with his profession?

That and there is a hell of a lot of amusement to be gained when you let people make their own assumptions.

[alabaster-demon.livejournal.com]

(school is eating all my mental activity, so I've been short on ideas)

I sympathize completely. *wince*

1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch...

And if he isn't useful to his superiors, he may well become an outcast anyway... I imagine that this is a one-time offer for Blurr (perhaps the aliens are just passing through the galactic area and he'll probably never see them again). I'm not sure I've ever seen a fic that seriously looks into Blurr's perspective. This kind of makes me want to see Decepticon!Blurr now: he wouldn't have to worry about being annoying to others, because A) most of the Decepticons are/can be even more annoying; B) as a 'Con he wouldn't care if he was bothering someone else or not; and C) as long as he was useful and not rebellious, he wouldn't need to worry about getting kicked out.

Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her...

I guess the one mech being Soundwave is supported by the fact that he made her body gorgeous in the first place. And protective!cassette-twins are *adorable*.
If it was Ravage, she might only realize it after her spark is transferred, and try to persuade Ravage to also ask for a body-change. I can see Ravage being really attached to his cyber-panther form, though... it's pretty slagging cool.
If it was Megatron or Optimus, she might have a pretty strong advantage right from the start. I bet she has plenty of blackmail on both of them. And if she doesn't, Soundwave could probably find her some... or she could manipulate Reflector into taking some incriminating pictures...

5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.

6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.

XD The bunnies have spawned!

9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.

Somehow I see this one eventually going toward Tracks/Powerglide.

10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.

And of course, there's a very canon opportunity for him/them to do this XD. Maybe during that one infamous episode, the drunk 'Cons decided to head over to the Ark together and do a big group wedding.

14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?

*wants to see* This one looks really, really fun to read.

16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."

*loves* This could apply to so many different Bot-Con pairs/groups... very open to interpretation. It might not even be a Bot and a Con speaking.

17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him...

*goes trawling through FF.net* Really Bad Eggs (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2178539/1/Really_Bad_Eggs) by PuraJazzBot has Skywarp taking Prowl and Bluestreak on a little jaunt.