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tf_bunny_farmThey aren't that good (school is eating all my mental activity, so I've been short on ideas), but have fun anyway:
1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.
2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.
2a. That one mech is Ravage.
2b. That one mech is Soundwave.
2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.
2d. It's Blaster.
2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)
3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.
4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.
5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.
6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.
7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.
8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.
9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.
10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.
11. The morning after number 10.
12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.
13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?
14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?
15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"
16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."
17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)
18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?
19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.
20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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1. An advanced (more so than the TFs) alien race diagnoses Blurr's speed as a glitch in his programming and offers to fix it for him. He can't decide if he wants to accept. If he does, he knows others won't find him so annoying and maybe then he won't be an outcast, but then he won't have his speed which makes him useful in the eyes of his superiors.
2. Laserbeak is tired of being a cassette and asks Soundwave to upgrade her into a femme body. To the shock of both the Autobots and Decepticons, she's (by their standards) gorgeous. (Bonus points if Rumble and Frenzy become super protective) The one mech she can't capture the attention of, however, is the only one whose opinion she values most.
2a. That one mech is Ravage.
2b. That one mech is Soundwave.
2c. That one mech is Megatron or Optimus.
2d. It's Blaster.
2e. Just because I know someone will want me to, it's Perceptor. (You know who you are)
3. Thundercracker X Tracks. Inspired by the fact that my best friend's car is named Tracks and her parents' TC.
4. G1 Wreck-Gar meets Animated Wreck-Gar and decides to take him in as a son.
5. TF:Ani. Megatron decides to kill Ultra Magnus and take his place. Inspired by a conversation with alabaster_demon on the Autobots being very Communistic.
6. Inspired by the same conversation, I'm curious to see what you all come up with just with the suggestion that the TF:Ani Autobots are a lot like Soviets.
7. Perceptor realises he preferred being in the agile Nijika body, rather than his own bulky form, and begins making a new body for himself.
8. One of the humans makes a connection - the Transformers drink energon and also bleed it. Therefore they must be vampires.
9. Raoul and Astoria meet... and their personalities clash HORRIBLY. Tracks and Powerglide are caught up in their battle.
10. A drunken Megatron (or any other Decepticon, if you prefer) proposes to a very confused Autobot.
11. The morning after number 10.
12. HardheadXBlurr. Because even though they totally kissed IN CANON, I'm the only person who ever does anything for them.
13. What are the Cybertronian equivalents of our really kinky fetishes?
14. Rumble and Frenzy somehow switch bodies with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. How long can the two sets of twins keep up the ruse before they can figure out how to get their own bodies back?
15. ?? (to Springer): "You always loved her, didn't you? Even when you were with me, it was her face you were picturing, and now that Hot Rod is out of the picture, I'm nothing, aren't I?"
16: "If we weren't on opposite sides, we'd make a pretty good team."
17. Skywarp warps someplace with an Autobot stuck to him, causing him to warp somewhere totally new and different from where he'd intended. They have to work together to get back. (I was thinking Sideswipe, but it can be whoever.)
18. I don't remember the episode, but Ravage actually CAN speak - he just chooses not to. Why do you suppose this is?
19. Not having gender, the Transformers are surprised to witness a Gay Pride parade - and shocked to see Homophobic protestors.
20. A bot from G1 somehow switches bodies with their counterpart from Animated. ("Freaky Friday" was on earlier.)
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Date: 2008-09-29 03:53 pm (UTC)I'm extremely curious to what everyone's reactions would be. I only thought of one...
Prowl: Perceptor you need to sign thi- what are you doing?
Perceptor: Oh, well, I-
Prowl: Forget it. I don't want to know.
Makes sense to me. *thinks* You know the vampire culture? You think they may want to speak to the Autobots and/or Decepticons?
What do you mean by "vampire culture"?
Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Perceptor: *confused* "Uh..."
Grimlock: *picks Perceptor up* *glares at Megatron* "You go away or me Grimlock step on you."
Haha! Protective Grimlock is adorable!
Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Blaster: *confused* "I..."
Rewind: "No he won't." *tries to drag Blaster to safety*
But how would Soundwave react?!
Megatron: *drunk* "Will you marry me?"
Red Alert: *confused* "What..."
Inferno: *grabs Red Alert* "MINE!"
Hm. Red Alert would probably think it's a conspiracy of sorts, or something.
Megatron: *wakes up with a headache* "What did I do last night?"
Starscream: "I think the better question would be: Who did I do last night?"
Megatron: *confused* "What?"
Starscream: *smirks and points to the other side of the berth*
Megatron: *looks* *stares at recharging Perceptor, Blaster, Red Alert* "What happened?"
Starscream: "You got them alone, apparently. And..." *smirks and hold up a tiny piece of paper* "... you got married too. And it's all legal in the eyes of human law."
Megatron: *stares*
Starscream: *is very amused* "So... how was Vegas?"
BWAHAHA! Oh, Starscream. You kill me. Oh, that was highly entertaining.
Mixmaster said to Perceptor. When Scrapper and Optimus heard this, and heard Perceptor agree, they frantically attempted to separate the two.
Oh, noes! Nobody understands their partnership! (Coincidentally, Mixmaster is my favourite Constructicon. I adore his speech impediment - mostly cos it makes me feel not so bad about my own!)