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1. Perceptoritis!
There two types of illness of the same name.
1. The sudden obsession over anyone named Perceptor. Commonly caught in the area of the TF Bunny Farm.
2.An illness that causes the inflicted to use lots of long words. In excessively long, complex sentences.
2. Movieverse/ 2007: The Allspark instead of being destroyed was merely dispersed. It slumbered in the spark chamber of Megatron’s corpse as it re-formed, until one day it awoke, trapped in it’s new body.
3. The Huffer show!
A television crew wants to do a special on one of the Autobots. Huffer finds himself selected.
4. AU. The Transformer factions as two lion Prides. And Prides of Lion usually consist of one or two related males and the rest female.
5. Perceptor quits and becomes a hermit.
6. Scavenger’s shovel is overly sensative, he hates it when others grab it. One mech with an unhealthy passion for him gets all gropey with his tail.
7. Demons and angels. Giants and Dwarfs. Zombies and the Living. Cat and Dog.
Humans and Transformers. Autobots and Decepticons…
8. Springer, Arcee and Hot Rod are purposely avoiding Blurr. Blurr has no clue why. He’s upset to think he’s done something wrong to warrant being ignored.
(In lieu of all those stories that use all the new characters bar Blurr. )
9. Bluestreak talks a lot, Blurr talks at superspeed…
Bluestreak is the parent of Blurr.
10. The Decepticon babysitting service.
11. The Autobots have to have human registered names.
12. The Decepticons must also but they refused. Soooo the Autobots picked names for them anyway.
(Postman: I have a letter for Bubblegum Superdelicious?!
And… errr for a Mr John TheEarthsucksCybertronisBetter???!!
And, dear me, a Mr Firstname Surname?)
13. Fireflight goes Blind. And it does some amazing improvements on his flying ability as he can’t be distracted by the sights.
14. While working on the lower levels of the Ark, Huffer gets trapped by falling debris. And he gets stuck there for days as no-one notices he’s missing.
15. The Ark is much bigger then it appears with sections untouched for a very long time. Deep in it’s bowels a Transformer/s walks the darkness.
16. Movieverse/2007: Soundwave has been searching for his missing sparkling. Frenzy was barely born when he was kidnapped by Barricade and taught to believe Barricade was his father. Now awakening in pain he calls out for his father, and Soundwave is the one who hears the call.
17. Movieverse/2007: Megatron is dead but his legacy is not. His female counterpart comes to Earth to seek retribution on the Autobots for killing her mate.
18. The Constructicons and Stunticons suffer losses during a battle. Megatron still needs a gestalt and he doesn’t care how. And as the survivors are already programmed as gestalt based, he demands they merge into a new form.
(OK now I’m REALLY scared about the telepathy. I was at bunny 27 when I read a story that involved a plot just as such as this. Not only telepathy now, I’ve got pre-cognitive abilities too due to this place. O_O )
19. Movieverse/2007: Megatron was actually Megatronia and when Sam used the Allspark on her, Megatronia birthed a multitude of new bots.
(Because I had a sudden image of lots of little Transformers going WEEEEEEE! As they flew off in different directions. )
20. The Aerialbots admire the Seekers so much they start a fan club and start wearing the colours of their particular favourite.
21. Fireflight suffers a form of Autism.
22. ?: Was it my imagination or was that First Aid packed to the rafters with weapons?
23. Sparkplug is not Spike’s biological father. The truth is Spike ran away from abusive parents and when he met with Sparkplug, his ‘father’ helped fabricate their relationship. To protect him.
24. “Music soothes the Savage Beast.”
Ravage can’t sleep without Soundwave playing him a lullaby.
25. Teletraan-1 asks the humans for help.
I’ve been kidnapped by the Autobots!
26. SkyfireXTeletraan-1 (Ark)
27. Farscape crossover.
In the show Leviation’s are living ships that are often bonded to a Pilot, another species that then forms a Symbiotic relationship.
The Ark is very much like a Leviatian. She is a living ship but with very limited capacity to converse with the crew. Teletraan-1 is the equivalent Pilot and is the voice of the Ark.
(Best to look this up as it’s a lousy, short description)
28. Hauler died in the G1 pilot. His brother Huffer feels angry that everyone easily forgets he was ever a part of the crew. His sarcasm towards them is a result of those feelings and his hatred for Earth is because his brother died there. And without big bro Hauler, he feels so alone.
My poor, poor Huffer. T_T
29. To the Autobots, the humans and their short lives make them akin to little Sparklings.
30. When Transformers meet Gobots meet Rocklords….
31. The unlikely femme.
Bumbleebee is of course the most popular to be made a femme so I bring it to you bunny farm to pick the most unlikeliest of secret femmes. Bonus points to NOT use Prowl and Starscream as your alternate choices.
32. The Ultimate Death Fic! As in a long drawn out plot filled story with death at every single chapter. Culminating in the TOTAL annihilation of the Cybertron race.
(I am in a seriously funny mood right now)
33.
?: Take that Decepticon!
*Throws projectile.*
Spike: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
?: O_O Whoops.
34. Perceptor kissed them goodnight, every night.
During the day, no-one wanted to tell them that actually Perceptor had been dead for over a Vorn.
35. They were possessed. He knew it so. And he would save them, by killing them.
36. This part of The Raven made me think of Soundwave and his Cassettes.
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the
floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!
37. AU
The Dinobots are in fact descendants of Autobots who were thrown from the Ark crash.
38. AU Transformers as Cyborg Guard-Dogs
39. There is one Earth holiday that Huffer dislikes more then any other. Valentines day. Where the Autobots have gotten into spirit of it sending secret love letters, Huffer finds himself EVERY year without a single card. Heck even grumpy Ironhide and anti-social Sunstreaker get a few cards.
40. Every Earth Valentine Tracks gets lots of cards and everyone assumes he is a VERY popular bot. Sadly though all the cards he sent himself.
Tracks: Who loves you baby? I do. You sexy piece of hardware you.
41. It is standard Cybertron practice for aerial flying bots to have immediate upgrades as opposed to gradual for ground-pounders. This accounts for the immaturity of the likes of the seekers.
42. Perceptor had a sparkling but he hasn’t told anyone, it’s a dirty secret of his. The Sparkling was born without a CPU and thus no cognitive abilities. Perceptor kindly ‘put-down’ his sparkling and removed all traces of his existence.
Number 19 from this post inspired the following two bunnies here.
http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/100395.html?mode=reply
43. Spark swapping is normally not possible as each body is made to recognise only a specific type of Spark energy emission. However one individual has a skeleton key Spark which can integrate into ANY body.
1. This mech has been around for a long, long time and as each body begins to fall apart they hijack a new one. Taking on the identity of the previous owner. Of course this means the original Owners Spark has to be ‘disposed’ of.
2. The mech is the Cybertron equivalent of Loki or Puck and has made it a game to steal others bodies for a while. (But puts the owners spark back again and they simply have a case of amnesia. )
44. OR… Alternatively, sparks can be placed in any one body and it is not unusual for a lot of body swapping to go around.
a. Except _____ can’t and isn‘t aware of the practice.
B. It has lead to a game of guess who.
45. Soundwave is most curious over Bluestreak’s experience when he was the only survivor of a city. He wants to replicate the incident and study Bluestreak’s reactions to it.
46. AU.
Cybertronian sparks are considered valuable and are often sought as rare items by the elite. Those from Cybertron are on the run from these vicious merchants, while at the same time attempting to liberate the sparks that have been taken and put on display.
47. Religion is an important part of Cybertron culture and a constant source of contention. Those most scorned are those with no religion whatsoever. The Atheists.
48. He strode quickly across the inlaid floor, snarling and fierce: his eyes gleamed in the darkness, burned with a gruesome light. Then he stopped, seeing the hall crowded with sleeping warriors,... and his heart laughed, he relished the sight, intended to tear the life from those bodies by morning.
- Beowulf
49. I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.
And I watered it in fears, Night & morning with my tears; And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles.
(Excerpt from, A Poisoned Tree - William Blake)
50. I am: yet what I am none cares or knows, My friends forsake me like a memory lost; I am the self-consumer of my woes, They rise and vanish in oblivious host, Like shades in love and death's oblivion lost; And yet I am, and live with shadows tost
(Excerpt from, I Am - John Clare)
51. (The Dead Man Walking - Thomas Hardy)
They hail me as one living, But don’t they know That I have died of late years, Untombed although ?
http://www.poetsgraves.co.uk/Classic%20Poems/Hardy/The%20Dead%20Man%20Walking.htm
52. When I came last to Ludlow
Amidst the moonlight pale,
Two friends kept step beside me,
Two honest lads and hale.
Now ____ lies long in the churchyard,
And ____ lies long in jail,
And I come home to Ludlow
Amidst the moonlight pale.
(When I came last to Ludlow - A.E Houseman)
53.
It seemed that out of battle I escaped Down some profound dull tunnel, long since scooped Through granites which titanic wars had groined. Yet also there encumbered sleepers groaned, Too fast in thought or death to be bestirred. Then, as I probed them, one sprang up, and stared With piteous recognition in fixed eyes,
(Excerpt from, Strange Meetings - Wilfred Owen)
54.
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
‘Forward, the Light Brigade !
Charge for the guns ! ’ he said :
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
(Excerpt, The Charge of the Light Brigade - Lord Tennyson)
55.
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan; The proper study of mankind is Man.
(Excerpt, Know Thyself - Alexander Pope)
56.
What passing-bells for these who die as cattle ?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles’ rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them ; no prayers nor bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, ?
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells ;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
(Excerpt, Anthem for Doomed Youth - Wilfred Owen)
1. Perceptoritis!
There two types of illness of the same name.
1. The sudden obsession over anyone named Perceptor. Commonly caught in the area of the TF Bunny Farm.
2.An illness that causes the inflicted to use lots of long words. In excessively long, complex sentences.
2. Movieverse/ 2007: The Allspark instead of being destroyed was merely dispersed. It slumbered in the spark chamber of Megatron’s corpse as it re-formed, until one day it awoke, trapped in it’s new body.
3. The Huffer show!
A television crew wants to do a special on one of the Autobots. Huffer finds himself selected.
4. AU. The Transformer factions as two lion Prides. And Prides of Lion usually consist of one or two related males and the rest female.
5. Perceptor quits and becomes a hermit.
6. Scavenger’s shovel is overly sensative, he hates it when others grab it. One mech with an unhealthy passion for him gets all gropey with his tail.
7. Demons and angels. Giants and Dwarfs. Zombies and the Living. Cat and Dog.
Humans and Transformers. Autobots and Decepticons…
8. Springer, Arcee and Hot Rod are purposely avoiding Blurr. Blurr has no clue why. He’s upset to think he’s done something wrong to warrant being ignored.
(In lieu of all those stories that use all the new characters bar Blurr. )
9. Bluestreak talks a lot, Blurr talks at superspeed…
Bluestreak is the parent of Blurr.
10. The Decepticon babysitting service.
11. The Autobots have to have human registered names.
12. The Decepticons must also but they refused. Soooo the Autobots picked names for them anyway.
(Postman: I have a letter for Bubblegum Superdelicious?!
And… errr for a Mr John TheEarthsucksCybertronisBetter???!!
And, dear me, a Mr Firstname Surname?)
13. Fireflight goes Blind. And it does some amazing improvements on his flying ability as he can’t be distracted by the sights.
14. While working on the lower levels of the Ark, Huffer gets trapped by falling debris. And he gets stuck there for days as no-one notices he’s missing.
15. The Ark is much bigger then it appears with sections untouched for a very long time. Deep in it’s bowels a Transformer/s walks the darkness.
16. Movieverse/2007: Soundwave has been searching for his missing sparkling. Frenzy was barely born when he was kidnapped by Barricade and taught to believe Barricade was his father. Now awakening in pain he calls out for his father, and Soundwave is the one who hears the call.
17. Movieverse/2007: Megatron is dead but his legacy is not. His female counterpart comes to Earth to seek retribution on the Autobots for killing her mate.
18. The Constructicons and Stunticons suffer losses during a battle. Megatron still needs a gestalt and he doesn’t care how. And as the survivors are already programmed as gestalt based, he demands they merge into a new form.
(OK now I’m REALLY scared about the telepathy. I was at bunny 27 when I read a story that involved a plot just as such as this. Not only telepathy now, I’ve got pre-cognitive abilities too due to this place. O_O )
19. Movieverse/2007: Megatron was actually Megatronia and when Sam used the Allspark on her, Megatronia birthed a multitude of new bots.
(Because I had a sudden image of lots of little Transformers going WEEEEEEE! As they flew off in different directions. )
20. The Aerialbots admire the Seekers so much they start a fan club and start wearing the colours of their particular favourite.
21. Fireflight suffers a form of Autism.
22. ?: Was it my imagination or was that First Aid packed to the rafters with weapons?
23. Sparkplug is not Spike’s biological father. The truth is Spike ran away from abusive parents and when he met with Sparkplug, his ‘father’ helped fabricate their relationship. To protect him.
24. “Music soothes the Savage Beast.”
Ravage can’t sleep without Soundwave playing him a lullaby.
25. Teletraan-1 asks the humans for help.
I’ve been kidnapped by the Autobots!
26. SkyfireXTeletraan-1 (Ark)
27. Farscape crossover.
In the show Leviation’s are living ships that are often bonded to a Pilot, another species that then forms a Symbiotic relationship.
The Ark is very much like a Leviatian. She is a living ship but with very limited capacity to converse with the crew. Teletraan-1 is the equivalent Pilot and is the voice of the Ark.
(Best to look this up as it’s a lousy, short description)
28. Hauler died in the G1 pilot. His brother Huffer feels angry that everyone easily forgets he was ever a part of the crew. His sarcasm towards them is a result of those feelings and his hatred for Earth is because his brother died there. And without big bro Hauler, he feels so alone.
My poor, poor Huffer. T_T
29. To the Autobots, the humans and their short lives make them akin to little Sparklings.
30. When Transformers meet Gobots meet Rocklords….
31. The unlikely femme.
Bumbleebee is of course the most popular to be made a femme so I bring it to you bunny farm to pick the most unlikeliest of secret femmes. Bonus points to NOT use Prowl and Starscream as your alternate choices.
32. The Ultimate Death Fic! As in a long drawn out plot filled story with death at every single chapter. Culminating in the TOTAL annihilation of the Cybertron race.
(I am in a seriously funny mood right now)
33.
?: Take that Decepticon!
*Throws projectile.*
Spike: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
?: O_O Whoops.
34. Perceptor kissed them goodnight, every night.
During the day, no-one wanted to tell them that actually Perceptor had been dead for over a Vorn.
35. They were possessed. He knew it so. And he would save them, by killing them.
36. This part of The Raven made me think of Soundwave and his Cassettes.
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the
floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!
37. AU
The Dinobots are in fact descendants of Autobots who were thrown from the Ark crash.
38. AU Transformers as Cyborg Guard-Dogs
39. There is one Earth holiday that Huffer dislikes more then any other. Valentines day. Where the Autobots have gotten into spirit of it sending secret love letters, Huffer finds himself EVERY year without a single card. Heck even grumpy Ironhide and anti-social Sunstreaker get a few cards.
40. Every Earth Valentine Tracks gets lots of cards and everyone assumes he is a VERY popular bot. Sadly though all the cards he sent himself.
Tracks: Who loves you baby? I do. You sexy piece of hardware you.
41. It is standard Cybertron practice for aerial flying bots to have immediate upgrades as opposed to gradual for ground-pounders. This accounts for the immaturity of the likes of the seekers.
42. Perceptor had a sparkling but he hasn’t told anyone, it’s a dirty secret of his. The Sparkling was born without a CPU and thus no cognitive abilities. Perceptor kindly ‘put-down’ his sparkling and removed all traces of his existence.
Number 19 from this post inspired the following two bunnies here.
http://community.livejournal.com/tf_bunny_farm/100395.html?mode=reply
43. Spark swapping is normally not possible as each body is made to recognise only a specific type of Spark energy emission. However one individual has a skeleton key Spark which can integrate into ANY body.
1. This mech has been around for a long, long time and as each body begins to fall apart they hijack a new one. Taking on the identity of the previous owner. Of course this means the original Owners Spark has to be ‘disposed’ of.
2. The mech is the Cybertron equivalent of Loki or Puck and has made it a game to steal others bodies for a while. (But puts the owners spark back again and they simply have a case of amnesia. )
44. OR… Alternatively, sparks can be placed in any one body and it is not unusual for a lot of body swapping to go around.
a. Except _____ can’t and isn‘t aware of the practice.
B. It has lead to a game of guess who.
45. Soundwave is most curious over Bluestreak’s experience when he was the only survivor of a city. He wants to replicate the incident and study Bluestreak’s reactions to it.
46. AU.
Cybertronian sparks are considered valuable and are often sought as rare items by the elite. Those from Cybertron are on the run from these vicious merchants, while at the same time attempting to liberate the sparks that have been taken and put on display.
47. Religion is an important part of Cybertron culture and a constant source of contention. Those most scorned are those with no religion whatsoever. The Atheists.
48. He strode quickly across the inlaid floor, snarling and fierce: his eyes gleamed in the darkness, burned with a gruesome light. Then he stopped, seeing the hall crowded with sleeping warriors,... and his heart laughed, he relished the sight, intended to tear the life from those bodies by morning.
- Beowulf
49. I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.
And I watered it in fears, Night & morning with my tears; And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles.
(Excerpt from, A Poisoned Tree - William Blake)
50. I am: yet what I am none cares or knows, My friends forsake me like a memory lost; I am the self-consumer of my woes, They rise and vanish in oblivious host, Like shades in love and death's oblivion lost; And yet I am, and live with shadows tost
(Excerpt from, I Am - John Clare)
51. (The Dead Man Walking - Thomas Hardy)
They hail me as one living, But don’t they know That I have died of late years, Untombed although ?
http://www.poetsgraves.co.uk/Classic%20Poems/Hardy/The%20Dead%20Man%20Walking.htm
52. When I came last to Ludlow
Amidst the moonlight pale,
Two friends kept step beside me,
Two honest lads and hale.
Now ____ lies long in the churchyard,
And ____ lies long in jail,
And I come home to Ludlow
Amidst the moonlight pale.
(When I came last to Ludlow - A.E Houseman)
53.
It seemed that out of battle I escaped Down some profound dull tunnel, long since scooped Through granites which titanic wars had groined. Yet also there encumbered sleepers groaned, Too fast in thought or death to be bestirred. Then, as I probed them, one sprang up, and stared With piteous recognition in fixed eyes,
(Excerpt from, Strange Meetings - Wilfred Owen)
54.
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
‘Forward, the Light Brigade !
Charge for the guns ! ’ he said :
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
(Excerpt, The Charge of the Light Brigade - Lord Tennyson)
55.
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan; The proper study of mankind is Man.
(Excerpt, Know Thyself - Alexander Pope)
56.
What passing-bells for these who die as cattle ?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles’ rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them ; no prayers nor bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, ?
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells ;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
(Excerpt, Anthem for Doomed Youth - Wilfred Owen)
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Date: 2009-02-14 06:02 pm (UTC)a. Except _____ can’t and isn‘t aware of the practice.
B. It has lead to a game of guess who.
. . . and that's a perfect explanation for Red Alert's paranoia - he knows something's going on, but he doesn't know _what_ or _why_.