Is resigned

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I have accepted that the bunnies won't die. They won't die so I'll pawn them off to others. 

1. Ravage/Roller
Because Roller never gets a pairing.

 

2. Scavenger and Fireflight share their love of pretty things.

 

3. Skywarp/Frenzy

 

4. Picture perfect. Autobots/Decepticons go on holiday to the beach. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find it fun to splash the Minibots. Seaspray pretends to be Jaws. Tracks is sunbathing. The Constructicons are making Sandcastles. And Wheeljack, Perceptor, Hoist and Grapple insist they can make the better sandcastles then them. The Dinobots and Seekers are playing Beachball; Cliffjumper is the unlucky beach ball. Soundwave is being buried by his cassettes. Whilst Prowl refuses to skinny dip despite Jazz’s insistence. Megatron and Optimus are above such things, watching the goings on… while eating Energon ice-cream.

 

5. Mother always said to play nice or something bad will happen. Bumblebee now has Spike impaled on his head spikes.

 

6. G1 Animated Crossover. Sari is Spike and Carly’s Daughter.

 

7. Not all of the Constructicons got their minds altered by the Robo-smasher. 
Yet the one (or ones) who did not, chose to remain. 
A. Scavenger was the one who remained despite not being mind altered, as he feared losing the only brothers he had.
   B. Hook was the one. Someone had to be there to find a way to fix the damage.
C. Bonecrusher was the unaltered one. But he decided he LIKES the Decepticon way.
   D. Mixmaster, perhaps? At least the alteration didn’t sit quite as well on him as the others and now his mind is constantly in flux due to the dual nature fighting inside of him.
   E. It was Scrapper, BUT, he betrayed his gestalt by helping lure them into a trap. 
He knew they wouldn’t join the Decepticons otherwise.
   F. Or Longhaul. He was a team player and it made no difference in the long run.
G. A combination of the above. Scavenger and Scrapper? Mixmaster and Hook? Hook, Scavenger AND Longhaul?

 

7. Uh oh. Transformers have a mating cycle. What happens when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe hear the call? What does Soundwave do when his Cassettes face it for the first time?

 

8. Optimus has a moment of PMS.

 

9. Crossover with Dexter (Michael C. Hall one).
Perceptor has a secret.

 

10. Transformers were factory created. But like with any life form comes evolution. And so comes a species survival by adapting. In this case self reproducing. The Transformers finally have their first pregnancy and it’s a mystery of the how’s and whys for all.

 

11. Before the first episode of G1. Shockwave and Soundwave were in a relationship. During the millions of years buried, it appears Shockwave has a new assistant but where did he come from? ;)

 

12. Microbots episode: Huffer: “I hope I get Lucky” 
Huffer despite his complaints and sarcasm is a very unconfident mech.

 

13. G1. The Transformers get confused. They kind of understand, there are two genders for humans, but then they are introduced to other ’varieties’.

 

14. Something ‘bad’ once happened to Red Alert which is why he is doesn’t like his friend Inferno leaving his side. He needs him as a crux but when Inferno is KIA…

 

15. Transformers Crossover with X-Men.

 

16. Everyone knows Ironhide is a femme but she won’t let anyone call her it. Woe betide anyone who does, or their afts would be nailed to the heads.

 

17. Ratchet has only one love… and that his medical tools. Bumblebee doesn’t ask when he catches Ratchet lovingly tending to them.

 

18. During a raid the Decepticons planted a bomb in the Ark. During a routine check it explodes injuring half the Worker crew of the Ark. Now the oft forgotten members of the Autobots have centre stage but at what cost?

 

19. For a Change; Fireflight and Sandstorm are NOT in a happy ending relationship.

20. Starscream had pushed too far and Thundercracker and Skywarp backed him up. Now Starscream is dead at the hands of their ‘illustrious’ leader and the remaining two are on the run. There will be no mercy and the seeker pair have nowhere to run. Unless. They go to the Autobots for sanctuary.

 

21. “You only want me for one thing”

 

22. Hot Rod couldn’t quite remember the Universal Greeting. And now he finds himself unwittingly proposing to a Sharkticon instead. Worse the Sharkticon says yes.

 

23. I reviewed a story a while back on FF and reading a recent Bunny brought me this idea which came from that original review. 
?? “I always said there was something wrong with that kid.”
?? “Wrong, because Wheeljack is his father, or wrong because he blows things up like his father? Or you know blows <I>himself </I> up like his father? ”

 

24. No-one really likes Huffer and he prefers it that way. That’s why the sarcastic comments and the dowry attitude. Huffer is just a little mech in the grand scheme of things, he was told he wouldn’t amount to anything and his one friend at the time even turned on him in the end.

 

25. Gunslinger was great when he stopped the Decepticons from escaping back to the Cybertron.
Marvellous when rescuing Spike from their evil clutches. 
Gunslinger was also the one to free Skyfire from his Icy tomb. 
He was a hero rescuing Red Alert from that explosion.
Stopping the Atlanteans. Phew what a guy.
With Optimus down he took out Megatron with skill. 
WAIT! What? Whose Gunslinger?

 

26. Order! Order! We shall begin the meeting of the miserable!
Dead End, Snarl, Gears, Huffer, Sunstreaker, Longhaul (and whoever else I missed) have their own private club. Whiners, whingers and miserable gits only.

 

27. “What’s wrong with your shadow?!”

 

28. You can’t always have a ready made shell for newborn Transformers, so they lay eggs instead. (Oval form protoform shells rather then eggs that is)

 

29. When you die, Death comes. But the Grim Reaper hasn’t quite worked out how to extract sparks from a mechanical body.

 

30. They were not dead. For all the lifelessness in their bodies they still contained a faintly glowing spark. No-one could hear their screams as the space floating tomb, burned in the heat of a sun. 
(It bugged me rotten when they rescued Optimus from the spaceship cemetery and left the others to their fate when the ship was sent careening into the centre of a sun.)

 

31. If anyone had actually taken a closer look they would have noticed old parts of junk made to look those who had fallen in the big battle. So where are the real ones?

 

32. It was humans who crashed on Cybertron.

 

33. They had no forms on Earth. No physical bodies. So the Matrix saw fit to place them in the minds of organics. But the thing is these minds were already occupied.

 

34. They were not turned into human vehicles they were given metal humanoid forms.

 

35. Wheelie is a cassette. In fact he’s Soundwave’s cassette. Now Social services are onto him for child abandonment.

 

36. Movieverse: Cliffjumper made it to Earth, now Bumblebee has his original best friend back. Sam is jealous so he and Cliffjumper vie for best friend status. Let battle commence!

 

37. “Was Simmons actually being nice?!?”
“Maybe he’s been swapped with a fake?”

 

38. Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies. The Transformers were bunnies. Watership down bunnies and Efrafra Bunnies.

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Sorry misread my own bunnies.

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Sorry misread my own bunnies. <_< >_>
But yes I'm still going to read it!!!!!