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[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

 Just a few more Bunnies. I say few it's actually thirty of them. 

1. What was life like for the Constructicons before they knew each other? For Scavenger is was a tough existence. Living in the worst parts of Cybertron he barely survived. His creators before he finally left constantly berated and belittled him. And now trying to survive on his own the other downtrodden see this weakness he developed, so they treat him equally as bad. So Scavenger has only himself to rely on. Scrounging for parts he can use and sell just to keep barely functioning.

2.Of Mice and Men but with Sludge and Swoop.
Swoop = George, Sludge = Lennie.
Or have your own choices.

 
3. Seaspray comes across Sealab 2021
 

A few inspired by the generator:
4. Movieverse: With Blackout gone and with his own Boo-boo’s Scorponok is looking for a little comfort. It’s a shame Starscream is the only Decepticon around. 
 

5. Movieverse: Frenzy and Scorponok feel like they are being neglected by their caretakers, so plan to rectify the situation.

 
6. Scavenger likes collecting. His latest fad is music. He visit’s a local club to collect samples for his collection, yet somehow picks the one club Jazz is at.

 
7. Movieverse: The Decepticons won the battle and now Mikaela has ended up as Blackout’s pet. She discovers though that despite his outer aggressiveness he is an attentive owner to Scorponok and is the Decepticon head medic for a reason. He actually cares.

 
8. The combined force of the Aerialbots, Superion is like a giant child. And when they get stuck for a time in gestalt mode, Spike finds himself babysitting the biggest child in the world!

 
9. Perceptor wants to give ALL the Autobots the ability to fly. Poor poor Skydive gets to be the guineabot.

 
10. Movieverse: It is Autobot protocol to dismantle any captive Decepticon Drones. Yet Ratchet can’t bring himself to do it with Scorponok.

 
11. Red Alert feels cheated by Primus for his glitch.

 
12. Teletran is damaged during an attack on the Ark. Perceptor tries to fix the computer but a back-loop fries his brain to the computer. He is now TeleCeptor! (Or Percertran?)

 
13. TFA: 
??: ‘Scrapper’ names don’t always have to be THAT descriptive. Now stop fighting… with everything. That is just a car.’

 
14. Movieverse: Megatron is Frenzy’s idol! Barricade is jealous.

 
15. 
Sunstorm: ‘Don’t be so frigid!’
Skywarp: ‘I can’t help it! It burns!’

 
16.
Movieverse: In the Allspark Limbo, little Nokiacon is lost. He was barely a day old when they terminated him and he is scared and confused. He is found though and raised by Jazz. Until a time comes though when in the real world something bad is going to happen. 
‘Gotta go back into the real world, little Nugget. Need you to help Prime and the others. Warn them.’

 
17. Movieverse G1 crossover. 
‘And Awaaaaay we go!’
Maggie ends up with a loudmouth guardian by the name of Powerglide.

 
18. Movieverse: For Ironhide it hurt worse then for anyone. He raised Jazz since he was ’born’ and now he’s gone. Little Annabelle isn’t his but she sure reminds him of his own lost child. Will honours them both by giving his little girl the nickname Jazz.

 
19. Movieverse: Now the war is over there is a little thing called a debt. Sam and Bumblebee have to replace the damage that was caused to the Bolivia car lot. 

 
20. Movieverse: Bumblebee is very confused. Ratchet wants him to become a medic, Ironhide a warrior and Jazz a spy. He is practically stuck with which uncles to let down. 
 

21. In the episode where the Autobots dress up as the Stunticons something goes slightly awry . Now there is confusion. Who is really who?
 

22. The Stunticons are cars and hate Megatron. They join with the Autobots but how do they deal with this pack of crazies?
 

23. Movieverse: Starscream meets his match… in Judy Witwicky. 
 

24. Movieverse: The Dinobots arrive… as drones!

 
25. Perceptor scars First Aid for life. He is the junior officer’s first patient. Not the best introduction to the Transformer’s medical career.
 

26. The Constructicons get to see their Devastator form for the first time from camera views. They find fatal flaws in him. His design is shoddy, he is cumbersome ect… They try to fix the inadequacies. ( Body Dismorphia on a whole new level)

 
27. Movieverse: There was a spy. And it wasn’t Barricade, it was Bumblebee! 
 

28. Movieverse: Simmons becomes Starscream’s pet.
 

29. A. Primus and Unicron get it on. 
B. As children of Primus every Transformer feels it. Mass overload!
C. A child is born. A third planet. 

30. And various generated stuff that just outright interested me.

Ironhide / Jazz / mistake
Nokiacon / Xbox360con / irresponsible
Mikaela Banes / Ratchet / disagreement
Ratchet / Thundercracker / kinky
Scavenger / Bumblebee / unworthy
Hot Rod / First Aid / touch
Mixmaster / Devastator / power struggle
Sunstreaker / Wheeljack / grieving
Laserbeak / Swoop / in need of repairs
Fireflight / First Aid / predatory
Cliffjumper / Mirage / sick
Fireflight / Skydive / suspicious behaviour
Spike / Skywarp / damaged

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[leilani666.livejournal.com]

6. Scavenger likes collecting. His latest fad is music. He visit’s a local club to collect samples for his collection, yet somehow picks the one club Jazz is at.

I find this one cute. If only because I picture Jazz encouraging Scavenger's music collecting.

10. Movieverse: It is Autobot protocol to dismantle any captive Decepticon Drones. Yet Ratchet can’t bring himself to do it with Scorponok.

Now I'm seeing Scorponok trying to attach himself to Ratchet to keep himself alive.

22. The Stunticons are cars and hate Megatron. They join with the Autobots but how do they deal with this pack of crazies?

If it wasn't so many characters, I'd try to write this one.

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

I find this one cute. If only because I picture Jazz encouraging Scavenger's music collecting.

And I'm sure there will be a lot of disagreements.

Jazz: KD Lang is in.
Scavenger: Errr no. KD Lang doesn't fit with the theme.
Jazz: Come on KD is so in.
Scavenger: But he's a guy. These is a collection for female singers.
Jazz: O_o You need an education. Let me explain...


Now I'm seeing Scorponok trying to attach himself to Ratchet to keep himself alive

?: 'Ratchet what's that clinging to your back?'
Ratchet: *grumbles* A monkey's cousin.


If it wasn't so many characters, I'd try to write this one.

Yeah there is a lot and even Motormaster alone is scary enough to write.

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

1. I've been wanting to see this! Well, not Scavenger in particular, but what the Constructicons were like before they met. I have this image in my mind of Hook being a lot younger than the other. Just a sparkling when they all got together. *thinks* I wonder how he came to be with them? *gets bitten on leg by new bunny* Ow...

2. I have never read Of Mice and Men, but it's always fun to rewrite the classics with characters from different fandoms.

... I suddenly have the urge to see Swoop in Journey to the Center of the Earth.

8. He's lucky Superion is old enough to not need diapers. Can you imagine?

9. Skydive/Perceptor! I'd love to see this!

By the way, on DeviantArt, there is a pic with Perceptor as a flying microscope (http://botmaster2005.deviantart.com/art/Transformers-Vacation-Prt1-92490486).

11. And then Primus visits him in his dreams... Wow, this could get really spiritual. Or funny.

... I suddenly got the image of Primus 'causing' Red Alert's glitch by coming down and pulling pranks. And for some reason Red Alert is the only one he allows to see him (maybe Perceptor can see him too, but Red is the only one he allows to), which makes Red Alert paranoid and glitchy because everyone thinks he's the one doing it...

12. Physically connected? Hmmm... what about wirelessly connected? For some reason, breaking the connection would kill him/them, so they leave it alone. And tell no one. Perceptor suddenly has all this extra processing power (he can become even smarter!) and suddenly knows every little thing that happens on the Ark. And what everyone uses Teletraan for.

And the 'Con will realize he's the most informed Autobot and kidnap him... and the Autobots would be confused why Teletraan seems to be panicking (can you blame Perceptor for panicking?)...

14. "And our next contestant on American Idol: Megatron singing Hollaback Girl!"

... I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Sunstorm/Skywarp! It's so cute and fluffy!

21. Something tells me that Rumble and Frenzy had a hand in this. Soundwave, you need to keep a better hold of your Cassettes!

Soundwave: "Cassettes? What Cassettes. I have no Cassettes."
Rumble: *to Frenzy* "Please tell me that he did not just disown us..."

22. And they learn what none of the Decepticons even suspected: The Ark was not a war ship, it was a mobile mental hospital that had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Really.

24. Drones?! Someone give them sentience right now! Or am I misunderstanding the meaning of drone?

25. *giggles* Especially if Perceptor has an extremely high pain tolerance, refuses pain killers, and calmly sits (and offers advice... or just randomly talks) while First Aid roots around his insides.

26. *looks up Body Dismorphia* Woah. This would be amazing. And... Wow.

Megatron needs to kidnap Smokescreen.

29. I hope they couldn't all feel the birth, as well. But yes, the whole world needs a mass overload. It could end the war!

This mass overload needs to happen when the Ark's crew is still in stasis. They would wake up to find everyone on Cybertron all buddy/buddy like... because it's hard to hate anyone when your home is having a sex marathon.

Now... who's mommy; Primus or Unicron?

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Done some little snippy.

1. I've been wanting to see this! Well, not Scavenger in particular, but what the Constructicons were like before they met. *gets bitten on leg by new bunny* Ow...
Those Bunnies have sharp teeth don't they? ^^
I think the pre-Devastator days have only ever been briefly touched upon.


2. I have never read Of Mice and Men, but it's always fun to rewrite the classics with characters from different fandoms.

... I suddenly have the urge to see Swoop in Journey to the Center of the Earth.
It's a brilliant book but VERY depressing.
Ooooh a Journey crossover! Mmmmmm stegburgers.


8. He's lucky Superion is old enough to not need diapers. Can you imagine?
*Shudder* Transformer sized poo. O_O


9. Skydive/Perceptor! I'd love to see this!

By the way, on DeviantArt, there is a pic with Perceptor as a flying microscope.

Just call me Senorita Crack!
And oh boy...



11.
... I suddenly got the image of Primus 'causing' Red Alert's glitch by coming down and pulling pranks. And for some reason Red Alert is the only one he allows to see him (maybe Perceptor can see him too, but Red is the only one he allows to), which makes Red Alert paranoid and glitchy because everyone thinks he's the one doing it...
Red Alert: PRIMUS! It was Primus. Primus did it!
???: Suuuuuuuure.
Red Alert: Even Primus is out to get me! *cries*


12. Physically connected? Hmmm... what about wirelessly connected? For some reason, breaking the connection would kill him/them, so they leave it alone. *snippity*

And the 'Con will realize he's the most informed Autobot and kidnap him... and the Autobots would be confused why Teletraan seems to be panicking (can you blame Perceptor for panicking?)...
That would be fun too. Perceptor in stereo! I know I wouldn't blame Perceptor for panicking. I would too. And the Autobots would hear excatly what is happening to him through Teletraan and not be able to do a thing about it.


14. "And our next contestant on American Idol: Megatron singing Hollaback Girl!"

... I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Aren't we all. ;)

Sunstorm/Skywarp! It's so cute and fluffy!
Gold and Purple make such a fancy combination.


21. Something tells me that Rumble and Frenzy had a hand in this. Soundwave, you need to keep a better hold of your Cassettes!

Soundwave: "Cassettes? What Cassettes. I have no Cassettes."
Rumble: *to Frenzy* "Please tell me that he did not just disown us..."
Awww. Come on Soundwave you made them cry.
*Crying on the outside but laughing evilly on the inside.*


24. Drones?! Someone give them sentience right now! Or am I misunderstanding the meaning of drone?
I was thinking in the sense of Frenzy and Scorponok from the movie. Transformers with mini dinobot partners. :D


25. *giggles* Especially if Perceptor has an extremely high pain tolerance, refuses pain killers, and calmly sits (and offers advice... or just randomly talks) while First Aid roots around his insides
...that would indeed be... disturbing for anyone.


26. *looks up Body Dismorphia* Woah. This would be amazing. And... Wow.
It would make for a VERY complex story. And with them being construct-icons they seemed perfect out of all the gestalt teams.


Megatron needs to kidnap Smokescreen.
Which number?
Though it doesn't matter anyway. Megatron doesn't need a reason to kidnap ANYbody now does he? ;)


29. I hope they couldn't all feel the birth, as well. But yes, the whole world needs a mass overload. It could end the war!
This mass overload needs to happen when the Ark's crew is still in stasis. They would wake up to find everyone on Cybertron all buddy/buddy like... because it's hard to hate anyone when your home is having a sex marathon.

Now... who's mommy; Primus or Unicron?
Shockwave: Like dude. It's so peaceful here. Chill out. Take a seat. Relaaaax.
Megatron: EH?!

Maybe both can be the mummy?

[kirin-saga.livejournal.com]

Those Bunnies have sharp teeth don't they? ^^

Very sharp teeth. Sharp jagged teeth, in some cases.

I think the pre-Devastator days have only ever been briefly touched upon.

I remember seeing one fic, called Better to Light a Candle, on FanFiction.Net that was pre-Devastator. About Hook and Scrapper's first meeting. It was very good.

... I think that's the only one I've seen.

It's a brilliant book but VERY depressing.
Ooooh a Journey crossover! Mmmmmm stegburgers.

I'll need to check that book out. And stegburgers? I don't remember that part. Of course, it's been like ten years since I've read it. Good thing I'm going to the library today. If I can manage to tear myself away from the computer.

*Shudder* Transformer sized poo. O_O

Spike would leave and never come back if he had to change giant diapers. Can't say I blame him.

Just call me Senorita Crack!
And oh boy...

As you wish, Senorita Crack!

I can't wait for that comic to be updated so I can see where flying!Perceptor is going.

Red Alert: PRIMUS! It was Primus. Primus did it!
???: Suuuuuuuure.
Red Alert: Even Primus is out to get me! *cries*

Primus: "Aww, it's nothing personal!"
Red Alert: *cries*
Primus: *sighs and hugs Red* "I just get bored you know?" *comforts Red*

Primus/Red Alert!

That would be fun too. Perceptor in stereo! I know I wouldn't blame Perceptor for panicking. I would too. And the Autobots would hear excatly what is happening to him through Teletraan and not be able to do a thing about it.

And they still wouldn't get why they would hear something that's happening in the 'Con base. Because some Autobots can be stupid like that.

Aren't we all. ;)

We are. In a handbasket, even.

Gold and Purple make such a fancy combination.

So pretty! And sparkly.

Awww. Come on Soundwave you made them cry.
*Crying on the outside but laughing evilly on the inside.*

Soundwave: *is a telepath so he can hear the evil laughter*
Rumble and Frenzy: *curses silently*
Soundwave: "Watch your language."
Rumble and Frenzy: *pout*

I was thinking in the sense of Frenzy and Scorponok from the movie. Transformers with mini dinobot partners. :D

That makes more sense. I had thought of that after I had posted my comment (it always works, that way, doesn't it?)

Mini Dinobots? That's like an oxymoron.

...that would indeed be... disturbing for anyone.

First Aid: *is scared*
Ratchet: "You'll get used to him."
First Aid: "Can you work on him next time?"
Ratchet: "Why should I? I have you to take on disturbing patients now."
First Aid: *cries*

It would make for a VERY complex story. And with them being construct-icons they seemed perfect out of all the gestalt teams.


Very perfect. Extremely perfect.

Which number?
Though it doesn't matter anyway. Megatron doesn't need a reason to kidnap ANYbody now does he? ;)

Megatron doesn't usually need a reason, but I meant number 26. You know, so Smokescreen can try to 'fix' the Constructicons' view of themselves.

Shockwave: Like dude. It's so peaceful here. Chill out. Take a seat. Relaaaax.
Megatron: EH?!

Maybe both can be the mummy?

Hippie!Shockwave! Someone totally needs to write hippie!Shockwave!

And both as the mommy? Did they each have a kid? Can you imagine a pregnant Unicron? The craving.