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Well here are more from me. And I shall try to reply to some other entries as soon as I can.
 

1. Bumblebee as [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGKSjiw0HQ&feature=related "]The Littlest Hobo[/url]

 2. Based on the novel 1984. 
The Autobot Council of Elders ruled Cybertron with totalitarian control.
Severe restrictions were put into place, deviations to the ethos of the state was punishable, lies were the mainstay foundation of Cybertron and no-one was allowed freedom of free thought. 
These were enforced by the Thought Police. Entirely loyal to the Council they ensured individuality and counter-government thought were eradicated.
Cities were kept enclosed. Considered safe havens from the rebels and the warmongers. Entry to and from the cities was strictly prohibited unless with full and complete paperwork provided with seal of approval by the Council core.

A. Prowl and Shockwave are amongst the Thought Police. But Prowl unlike his comrade can see beyond the logic.

 
B. Jazz and Bumblebee are amongst the Ministry of Truth who spread the falsehoods and change history as and when the tides of change occur. Bumblebee is young and naïve though and Jazz must protect his protégé by using the skills he has gained in journalism to keep him safe and away from suspicion when his idea‘s go against the very government they serve.

 

C. Prime is nothing but a Figure-head to the Council. A face all of Cybertron associates with their world today and it’s harsh and definitive laws. He is their God. Prime though in reality is anything but what the Mechana expect from a God. So he is only doled out for show and locked away for the rest of the time.

 
D. Away from the cities the Council has much less control, to keep the dissenters at bay they leave each City surrounded by armed guards. It’s here on the outer edges that the Guards have a better view of the truth beneath the lies. So to ensure continued obedience they are tagged with an EMP collar that can be initiated at any time to extinguish the wearer’s Memory and/Or Spark by a push of a button. 
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are two guards who find themselves as collared pets to the regime. Outwardly fighting to protect the cities from invaders, Inwardly fighting to keep alive.

 
E. Wheeljack is classified as an enemy of the State. His radical idea’s are considered dangerous to the Council. But his current whereabouts are unknown. Suspicions lies that someone is harbouring the fugitive. No-one suspects, Mirage, the son and heir to one of the very Council members to be protecting him.

 
F. The Ministry of Truth leads the cities populous to believe Megatron a ruthless and dangerous mech. One who intends to destroy their way of life and even their very own to achieve control himself. Megatron’s intention though is to free Cybertron but the Council leave him little choice but to fight. The populous already poisoned against him leaves him with no other option. Diplomacy would be fruitless so war is the only way.

 
G. Within the Ministry of Love those who fail to fit into society are taken to and tortured or mind-altered. It is here that Ratchet finds himself hating being a medic. It is his job to fix and mend Cybertronian’s after a torture session only so the torture can begin anew.
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Ratchet can also see this taking a toll on his assistant First Aid. It’s killing the pacifist on the inside and while Ratchet sends back mechs to be tortured he watches as First Aid slowly deteriorates in guilt.

 
H. Red Alert’s glitch proves most beneficial to the Council. It’s easy to manipulate him into thinking what he is doing is right. And Inferno makes a perfect manipulator. So Red Alert is put in charge of a sector of the Thought Police.

 
I. Skyfire works on scientific research for the Council. But his old friend Starscream, who is part of Megatron’s resistance wants to save him from the cold grip of the Government. He is even willing to go so far as to secrete himself onto the research team.

 
J. ThoughtCrime. It is Soundwave’s job as part of the Psychic collective to keep an eye on the thoughts of the populous. Anyone caught thinking in opposition of the Council’s will is to be immediately sent to the ToL. But the truth is that Soundwave is in fact a spy for Megatron. It is his duty to protect the mechana’s thoughts by actually blocking and diverting the other Psychic’s abilities.

 
K. Swindle works for the Ministry of Plenty. It controls trade and goods. Swindle can’t resist taking a little off the top here and there though. But some of his workmates notice, (other Combaticons) and can’t help but want in on the deal too. So they threaten to out him to the Thought Police if he doesn‘t pay them a cut for their silence.

L. The Stunticons are permanent residents of the Ministry of Love. They are the guinea Pigs for various new torture methods. The pains they have endured has made them unstable. Motormaster has found a niche, he hates pain against him so likes to doll it out in turn to his fellow prison mates. Wildrider is certifiably insane, he gets off on the pain and laughs at the torment of others. Deadend sees no hope in their situation, he accepts his fate. Breakdown is a nervous wreck because of it, everything makes him on edge and he believes they are forever watching him. Drag strip is the only one close to being sane, he tries to get by, by being a tough braggart, trying to prove he is better then the rest, to pretend it doesn‘t effect him but it does.

 
M. Flyers are considered a big risk to the Council. But they can also be a big gain. Spreading the lies faster and between cities, transporting goods and keeping the heads of each City informed of current news and very useful aerial fighters in battle. Like the guards on the outer edges though they are EMP collared due to the sensitive information they can carry.

 
N. Thundercracker and Skywarp specialise in air combat and are a popular duo to send into battle against Megatron’s army. More so because they WERE part of Megatron’s army until they were captured. As a double measure to ensure no attempted betrayal, along with the EMP collars they have been reprogrammed to a degree.

3. We have A-3 (Alpha Trion) and Elita-1. What happened to A-1 and A-2 and if Elita is Elita-1 surely there is a 2 and 3 and 4 so on?
A.
Well A-1 and A-2 unlike their younger sibling still remain entirely loyal to their Quintesson masters.
B. 
As for the other Elita’s. Is Optimus hiding a harem? ;) Or are there other Femme factions hiding on Cybertron?

 

 
4. Soundwave left Megatron for Shockwave but now one of his cassettes are missing. And what’s that in the cauldron of red-hot energon over there?
Fatal Attraction crossover.

 
5. Jessica Rabbit said: ‘I’m not bad. I was just drawn that way.’
Well exchange drawn for made and insert a Transformer saying it.

 
6. The Dinobots, Aerialbots, Protectobots were, despite fighting in war, still young and so protected as best as the older Autobot warriors could. Unfortunately over the fence with the Decepticons, the Stunticons don’t have anyone to see them (or care) for the children they actually are.

 
7. Typo's: Autoboys, Thundercaker, Sarcream.

 
8. Inspired by Two Ronnie’s Sketch.
The Worm that Turned.
The Femme’s are in charge of Cybertron and all the mechs’ are their servants and slaves.

 
9. Transformers/Thunderbirds crossover
The Tracey family are in fact Cybertronian’s. 
The Thunderbirds are their real forms and the faces of the humans are but holo-forms. Or cyborg creations in which they have transplanted their consciousness too.

 
10. Movieverse:
When the Allspark was destroyed it sent an energy pulse across the Globe, now all the women who were pregnant during the time start to give birth to the next evolutionary stage of humanity.

11. Reading Chip ’N’ Dale fanfics and suddenly thought of this.
Perceptor meets Gadget Hackenwrench.

12. In Cybertronian society, there are four sorts of names. Your youngling name, your war name, your nickname and your Private name.

 
13. What do the old bots do when the war is over? End up in an old Transformer’s home, that’s what!

 
14. The humans get killed and the Autobots rejoice! Halleluiah!

15. What if Energon made from Earth resources was tainting to Cybertronian bodies? And the effects of continued use start to affect the Earth bound Bots.

 
16. Shockwave rebels against Megatron. He feels that Megatron’s latest plan is detrimental to the well being of Cybertron. 

Orson Welles inspired Bunnies now 17-19

 17. The Stranger Crossover:
Perceptor was a nasty piece of work for the Decepticons. He left and joined the Autobots, hiding his past history and rewriting himself as a mild mannered Scientist to escape potential persecution for his crimes (He has a scientific background anyway but as a torturer and experimenter) . His friendship with Ratchet and Wheeljack a ruse to further hide his past. 
Unfortunately one of the Autobots has found Percy has connections to one of the Decepticons who could reveal the truth of his past.
Perceptor needs to get rid of the snitch without suspicion turning (accuratley ) on himself. 


18. Catch-22 Crossover.
Grab all flying Transformers (or as many as you can fit into a story), shove them onto a planet together and give them an enemy that they have to work together to defeat.

 
19. F for Fake Crossover.
Desperate for money the Twins were prepared to do what was necessary. For Sunstreaker, he is a struggling artist. His pictures not selling enough to keep him and his brother above water.  So he resorts to Art forgery. However it backfires and he finds himself owing money to the dealers and a whole lot more.  Sideswipe is unaware.

 
20. One of the Autobots discovers they are in fact a child to two of the Decepticons. On discovery the parents request their offspring back, and in accord with Cybertronian law the bot in question is underage and still under jurisdiction of their parents. So Optimus cannot refuse the request or go against his very Autobot ideals.

 
21. The idea of a Decepticon and Autobots producing between them is abhorant in Cybertron society. The child would be considered a half-cast. So what do a loving pair on either side of the war do when one of them gets pregnant?

 
22. What would happen if a Cybertronian gave birth to a fleshy?

 
23. Starscream’s voice is a focus of amusement. And there is a very good reason for why it is so high and annoying. PUBERTY!

 
24. Soundwave and Blaster are the parents. The Cassettes, the children… WRONG! It’s the other way around!

 
25. He who laughs last, Laughs longest.

26. Why do some bots have masks? This is because they have a secret identity.

27. Following on from 26, Soundwave as The Joker, Blaster as Batman.

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1.

*is confuzzled* I now want art of someone(s) on all fours with a rifle in their mouth.

C. Prime is nothing but a Figure-head to the Council. A face all of Cybertron associates with their world today and it’s harsh and definitive laws. He is their God. Prime though in reality is anything but what the Mechana expect from a God. So he is only doled out for show and locked away for the rest of the time.
N. Thundercracker and Skywarp specialise in air combat and are a popular duo to send into battle against Megatron’s army. More so because they WERE part of Megatron’s army until they were captured. As a double measure to ensure no attempted betrayal, along with the EMP collars they have been reprogrammed to a degree.

*cries*

I. Skyfire works on scientific research for the Council. But his old friend Starscream, who is part of Megatron’s resistance wants to save him from the cold grip of the Government. He is even willing to go so far as to secrete himself onto the research team.
J. ThoughtCrime. It is Soundwave’s job as part of the Psychic collective to keep an eye on the thoughts of the populous. Anyone caught thinking in opposition of the Council’s will is to be immediately sent to the ToL. But the truth is that Soundwave is in fact a spy for Megatron. It is his duty to protect the mechana’s thoughts by actually blocking and diverting the other Psychic’s abilities.

*cheers*

Is Optimus hiding a harem?
The Femme’s are in charge of Cybertron and all the mechs’ are their servants and slaves.

LOL.

12. In Cybertronian society, there are four sorts of names. Your youngling name, your war name, your nickname and your Private name.

*LOVES*. This totally opens the door to Punch-Counterpunch-style double agency. And ooh, multiple personality disorder!

13. What do the old bots do when the war is over? End up in an old Transformer’s home, that’s what!

YES! 'Bots and 'Cons sitting around playing bingo and discussing failing bodily functions and swapping old tall tales. Although I think the Kup-ing has happened to Megatron already.
"Ahh, those were the good old days back on Schhhybertron. Didn't have to schhhnneak around in these ugly Earth dischhhhguises."

14. The humans get killed and the Autobots rejoice! Halleluiah!

Yayyy!

23. Starscream’s voice is a focus of amusement. And there is a very good reason for why it is so high and annoying. PUBERTY!

OMP. YES. MUST. SEE. THIS. *whines* Waaaaant...

24. Soundwave and Blaster are the parents. The Cassettes, the children… WRONG! It’s the other way around!

See above.

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1.

*is confuzzled* I now want art of someone(s) on all fours with a rifle in their mouth.

*Feels bad for the Confuzzle.*
It was just a random idea.
Bumblebee travelling about, doing good deeds.

*cries*

Here's a tissue.

*cheers*

*Throws confetti.*

LOL.

Megatron: Elita-1 You have a fat aft.
Elita-1: This means war! Oppy you and the Autobots are now enemies with the Decepticons.
Optimus: Yes mistress.


YES! 'Bots and 'Cons sitting around playing bingo and discussing failing bodily functions and swapping old tall tales. Although I think the Kup-ing has happened to Megatron already.
"Ahh, those were the good old days back on Schhhybertron. Didn't have to schhhnneak around in these ugly Earth dischhhhguises."

Megatron: Nuuuu-uuurse. I just lubricated.
Optimus: Heheheheh. You piddled on yourself. If I had workable legs I would dance in your face you old coot.
Megatron: Grrrrrr. Nurse get me my cane of dooooom!


Yayyy!

Party hats for everyone!

OMP. YES. MUST. SEE. THIS. *whines* Waaaaant...


See above.

Thundercracker: Starscream what is wrong with you.
Starscream: TheRe Is NoThiNG WrOnG With mE.
Thundercracker: But your voice is all funny. Like your vocal processors are malfunctioning?
Starscream: I AM FINE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY VOICE.
*Skywarp enters*
Skywarp: Huh? Did we kidnap Barry White?

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2. You should write this! You already have so much!

I'm trying to figure out where Perceptor should be. I've never read 1984 so I don't know. I'd love it if he worked (secretly) for Megatron.

And Megatron = Good Guy... I LOVE IT!

I love that whole bunny!

11. That'd be interesting to see.

Optimus: "Who are you talking to?"
Perceptor: "No one, sir."
Optimus: *stares* "Is that mouse wearing clothing?"
Perceptor: "You're imagining things, sir."

12. *loves* I wonder what Perceptor's other names are. I'm assuming Perceptor is his war name. Oracle? Oracle should be one of his names. Or Seer.

13. Kup: "You young'uns get over here! I want my jello!"
Alpha Trion: *in wheelchair* "My chair is broken!" *doesn't realize the breaks are on*
Kup: "Jello!"

14. Random Autobot: "We don't have to pretend to like humans anymore!"
Other Random Autobots: *cheer*

15. ... What if those that were on the Ark for those four million years, somehow had a higher resistance to the tainted energon? And those that came later were hit much harder? It reminds me of this Star Trek novel I read once. A devastating epidemic was threatening to wipe out an entire species so Kirk went in search of the species homeworld (they had migrated long ago). When they found the homeworld, they learned that the disease (to the ones on the homeworld) was nothing more than a childhood illness and was no serious matter. Those on the colony world no longer had any resistance to it and had forgotten all about it. Not exactly alike but it made me think of that. Made me think of a book that I haven't read in years.

17. *loves so very, very much* Does he still work for the 'Cons? Or is he completely in hiding. You'd think that would get boring for him. So I bet he's happy someone found out. It gives him an excuse to play. *wonders who found out*

I love evil!Perceptor!

20. Perceptor! Who are his parents though? Optimus would be worried and feel all guilty but would he need to? I guess he would. The Decepticons chose now to claim their child and I wonder why.

21. Hmmm. Either Swindle got Perceptor pregnant; or Soundwave got Blaster pregnant. Or both! Blaster and Perceptor could support each other, with the help of Blaster's Cassettes. They'd have to work hard to hide it though, or they could pretend that they (Blaster and Perceptor) are lovers and there were no Decepticons involved.

22. The world would implode. Or go cry in a corner. Primus would probably be too high to notice.

24. *loves* I have a similar bunny on the list I'm currently working on. Only similar in regards to age though.

I want to see Blaster as Eject and Rewind's sparkling right now. I want to see his sparkling days, how they reacted to him growing so much larger than they are, how they felt about him joining the Autobots. How Blaster feels about always being under his parents supervision. Did he ever go through that "I hate both of you" stage that so many teenagers go through?

25. He who laughs last, had better do so from a safe distance.

27. I... I'm having trouble seeing the fun loving Blaster as the angsty Batman. It be interesting to see though.

[nkfloofiepoof]

27. I... I'm having trouble seeing the fun loving Blaster as the angsty Batman. It be interesting to see though.

I can see it using Marvel*Blaster. He's an asshole.

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Oh? I've never read the Marvel comics. And really don't plan to. I skimmed through one once. Hated the art.

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2. You should write this! You already have so much!

I'm trying to figure out where Perceptor should be. I've never read 1984 so I don't know. I'd love it if he worked (secretly) for Megatron.

And Megatron = Good Guy... I LOVE IT!

I love that whole bunny!

It's been a while mysewlf since I read the book, so looking it up kept bringing up bunny idea's. I've already got a ton of incomplete stories so I thought to share the bunnies out. But if I finish my incompletes I probably would take this on.

As for Perceptor, well I think he could work well in the Ministry of Plenty.
It's purpose was to create useless products to keep the poilous busy on.

So perhaps Perceptor could specialise in designing those useless products?


11. That'd be interesting to see.

Optimus: "Who are you talking to?"
Perceptor: "No one, sir."
Optimus: *stares* "Is that mouse wearing clothing?"
Perceptor: "You're imagining things, sir."

And Perceptor becomes an Honourary Rescue Ranger.
Percepotor: Rescue Rangers Away!

12. *loves* I wonder what Perceptor's other names are. I'm assuming Perceptor is his war name. Oracle? Oracle should be one of his names. Or Seer.

War name: Perceptor
Nickname: Percy
Youngling name: Stargazer?
Secret name: Prophet? Vaticinator?

13. Kup: "You young'uns get over here! I want my jello!"
Alpha Trion: *in wheelchair* "My chair is broken!" *doesn't realize the breaks are on*
Kup: "Jello!"

Bluestreak: In a minute! Soundwave lost his mask (dentures) again.

15. ... What if those that were on the Ark for those four million years, somehow had a higher resistance to the tainted energon? And those that came later were hit much harder? It reminds me of this Star Trek novel I read once. A devastating epidemic...


O_O...

The book is called Uhura's Song.
I know that because it's the ONLY star Trek book I have ever bought.


17. *loves so very, very much* Does he still work for the 'Cons? Or is he completely in hiding. You'd think that would get boring for him. So I bet he's happy someone found out. It gives him an excuse to play. *wonders who found out*

I love evil!Perceptor!

Thought you might. ^^
I was going to put Prowl as the one who found out but I felt that was too obvious so left it blank.

20. Perceptor! Who are his parents though? Optimus would be worried and feel all guilty but would he need to? I guess he would. The Decepticons chose now to claim their child and I wonder why.

Maybe they thought their child died until the truth is discovered?
ORRRRR!!!!
He is the child to two of the Contructicons and when they had their minds altered they forgot about Percy.


21. Hmmm. Either Swindle got Perceptor pregnant; or Soundwave got Blaster pregnant. Or both! Blaster and Perceptor could support each other, with the help of Blaster's Cassettes. They'd have to work hard to hide it though, or they could pretend that they (Blaster and Perceptor) are lovers and there were no Decepticons involved.

Hey great. That's a nice idea to flesh it out some more.

22. The world would implode. Or go cry in a corner. Primus would probably be too high to notice.

Lol

Ratchet: It's physically impossible!
Wheeljack: Ummm you know when we created the Dinobots? Well I thought to add some organic organs into them. Errr like a Uterus and some stuff.
Ratchet: WHAT?!
Wheeljack: I got carried away! I'm sorry!


24. *loves* I have a similar bunny on the list I'm currently working on. Only similar in regards to age though.

I want to see Blaster as Eject and Rewind's sparkling right now. Did he ever go through that "I hate both of you" stage that so many teenagers go through?

Don't forget the terrible two's.

25. He who laughs last, had better do so from a safe distance.

But not on an echoey cliff though.

27. I... I'm having trouble seeing the fun loving Blaster as the angsty Batman. It be interesting to see though.

Well Batman was the alter ego of Bruce Wayne and Bruce was the care-free, fun-loving, womanising, drinking playboy.

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As for Perceptor, well I think he could work well in the Ministry of Plenty.
It's purpose was to create useless products to keep the poilous busy on.
So perhaps Perceptor could specialise in designing those useless products?


Wouldn't he get bored, designing useless things? Maybe he could slip in a few surprises and call them accidents?

And Perceptor becomes an Honourary Rescue Ranger.
Percepotor: Rescue Rangers Away!

Someone needs to draw that!

And I'm suddenly wondering... What if that blimp thing of theirs was an Autobot?

War name: Perceptor
Nickname: Percy
Youngling name: Stargazer?
Secret name: Prophet? Vaticinator?

I love his youngling name. I had to look up Vaticinator *is ashamed* but it sounds good too. Though now I'm picturing someone calling him Vahti.

The book is called Uhura's Song.
I know that because it's the ONLY star Trek book I have ever bought.

You should read more of them. The ones I've read (Mostly about McCoy or Chekov) were really good. And thanks for telling me the title of the book. I was having trouble remembering which it was.

I was going to put Prowl as the one who found out but I felt that was too obvious so left it blank.

Red Alert?

Red Alert: "He's a Decepticon spy!" *points at Perceptor*
Perceptor: *looks innocent*
Inferno: "Calm down, Red. He ain't no spy."
Red Alert: "But... but he's going to kill me!"
Perceptor: *looks even more innocent*
Ratchet: "Why don't I give you something to calm you down?" *gives Red Alert medicine before Red can object*
Red Alert: "But..." *falls asleep*
Perceptor: *acts concerned* "Will he be all right?"
Ratchet: "Don't worry. He'll find something else to complain about when he wakes up. He'll probably forget he ever accused you."
Perceptor: "Hmmmmm."
Inferno and Ratchet: *leave with Red Alert*
Perceptor: *evil grin*

Maybe they thought their child died until the truth is discovered?

... He was kidnapped by Autobots! And his records were changed and he was given a new name!

ORRRRR!!!!
He is the child to two of the Contructicons and when they had their minds altered they forgot about Percy.

Poor Perceptor! What if he had still been a sparkling? His creators and the other Constructicons turn evil and Omega Supreme (the world's biggest babysitter) changes too and becomes so single minded in his need to kill the Constructicons that he also forgets Perceptor... until it's too late and Perceptor has disappeared. I wonder how long sparkling!Perceptor was on his own before someone noticed.

I wonder if he remembers his Creators and Omega. I wonder how Omega feels now that he's found Perceptor again. And I wonder how the Constructicons remembered.

Hey great. That's a nice idea to flesh it out some more.

Yeah... I hope someone adopts it.

Ratchet: It's physically impossible!
Wheeljack: Ummm you know when we created the Dinobots? Well I thought to add some organic organs into them. Errr like a Uterus and some stuff.
Ratchet: WHAT?!
Wheeljack: I got carried away! I'm sorry!


Swoop: *holding fleshy baby* "How me Swoop take care of baby?"
Grimlock: *shrugs* "Me not know."
Swoop: "Want to hold our baby?"
Grimlock: *backs away* "No." *is afraid of hurting baby*
Swoop: "... You don't want him, do you?" *cries*
Grimlock: *panics*

Ratchet: *watches* "If you hadn't 'gotten carried away' we wouldn't have to deal with this."
Wheeljack: "I said I was sorry!"

Don't forget the terrible two's.

Noisy baby + stereo speakers = Hell for parents.

Well Batman was the alter ego of Bruce Wayne and Bruce was the care-free, fun-loving, womanising, drinking playboy.

I forgot about that. Now I want to see Blaster in a cape and mask. Eject and Rewind are standing behind him pretending they don't know him trying not to laugh at their overgrown sparkling.

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3. We have A-3 (Alpha Trion) and Elita-1. What happened to A-1 and A-2 and if Elita is Elita-1 surely there is a 2 and 3 and 4 so on?

The Elitas can be the unnamed female autobots. There are at least two of them on Teletraan-1

5. Jessica Rabbit said: ‘I’m not bad. I was just drawn that way.’ Well exchange drawn for made and insert a Transformer saying it.

Oh my Primus! O_O I just had this vision of Megatron dressed like Jessica Rabbit and saying that, just the way she did (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthLrvW07wI).

6. The Dinobots, Aerialbots, Protectobots were, despite fighting in war, still young and so protected as best as the older Autobot warriors could. Unfortunately over the fence with the Decepticons, the Stunticons don’t have anyone to see them (or care) for the children they actually are.

Although I have issues on how well the Autobots 'care' for the Dinobots, the poor Stunticons have it worse. With such great role models, no wonder everyone thinks they're crazy. Now who'd be the crazy bot willing to adopt them?

7. Typo's: Autoboys, Thundercaker, Sarcream.

Autoboys Calendar 2008 The Autobots, realizing they were famous, ended up making a calendar to get money for whatever it is they buy/pay.

January - Grimlock (because he would demand to be in it and be the first)
February - The twins (because it wouldn't be a calendar with twins posing suggestively)
March - Air Raid
April - Ratchet (with his wrenches)
May - Bumblebee (humans like him)
June - Prowl (with handcuffs and everything)
July - Optimus Prime waving a flag(red, white and blue + 4th of July!)
August - Tracks
September - Jazz
October - The minibots in costumes!
November - Blaster with cassettes (and Laserbeak forced as the turkey)
December - Bluestreak as Santa

10. Movieverse:
When the Allspark was destroyed it sent an energy pulse across the Globe, now all the women who were pregnant during the time start to give birth to the next evolutionary stage of humanity.

Crossover with X-Men!

21. The idea of a Decepticon and Autobots producing between them is abhorant in Cybertron society. The child would be considered a half-cast. So what do a loving pair on either side of the war do when one of them gets pregnant?

Hide it like there's no tomorrow. Perhaps saying he 'found it' and wouldn't mind taking him in. Unless they're Soundwave and Blaster who'd probably say they felt like building a new cassette. Would Megatron even notice if Soundwave got a new cassette?

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The Elitas can be the unnamed female autobots. There are at least two of them on Teletraan-1

Ooooh I forgot about them.


Oh my Primus! O_O I just had this vision of Megatron dressed like Jessica Rabbit and saying that, just the way she did.

ALERT! ALERT! brain in meltdown!

January - Grimlock (because he would demand to be in it and be the first)
February - The twins (because it wouldn't be a calendar with twins posing suggestively)
March - Air Raid
April - Ratchet (with his wrenches)
May - Bumblebee (humans like him)
June - Prowl (with handcuffs and everything)
July - Optimus Prime waving a flag(red, white and blue + 4th of July!)
August - Tracks
September - Jazz
October - The minibots in costumes!
November - Blaster with cassettes (and Laserbeak forced as the turkey)
December - Bluestreak as Santa

I would buy that!

Crossover with X-Men!

I didn't think of that. So the X gene is the result of Cybertronian DNA.

Hide it like there's no tomorrow. Perhaps saying he 'found it' and wouldn't mind taking him in. Unless they're Soundwave and Blaster who'd probably say they felt like building a new cassette. Would Megatron even notice if Soundwave got a new cassette?

Megatron might if the cassette ended up with Blue optics. Or one Red and one Blue optic.

[leilani666.livejournal.com]

Ooooh I forgot about them.

LOL Not a hard thing to do, since they never got any names. until now Of course, now I can't help but think that they're all bonded to Prime, and the numbers just shows the order in which he favors them.

ALERT! ALERT! brain in meltdown!

I'm sorry for breaking your brain?

I would buy that!

You and me both.

I didn't think of that. So the X gene is the result of Cybertronian DNA.

There goes the natural evolution theory the mutants have. Would that make them aliens? *wants someone to adopt this*

Megatron might if the cassette ended up with Blue optics. Or one Red and one Blue optic.

So that's why Rumble and Frenzy have visors!

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

2. Based on the novel 1984.
Frag, that's a whole series right there!

On the other hand, I'd love to see it - with Megatron/Optimus Prime, once Megatron finds out Prime is nothing but a pawn and gets him out.

3. We have A-3 (Alpha Trion) and Elita-1. What happened to A-1 and A-2 and if Elita is Elita-1 surely there is a 2 and 3 and 4 so on?
One of the ideas I got somewhere is that Trion was one of the first Cybertronians, so A-1 and A-2 were probably failed models.

As for Elitas 2 and 3, like leilani666's thought. Elita keeps her two namesakes with her, as two of her most loyal comrads.

12. In Cybertronian society, there are four sorts of names. Your youngling name, your war name, your nickname and your Private name.
My Magnus muse likes this idea... he's saying something about being the only one who knows the private names of two Primes (Optimus and Rodimus).

ETA: Actually, the only one to know all four names of two Primes.

15. What if Energon made from Earth resources was tainting to Cybertronian bodies? And the effects of continued use start to affect the Earth bound Bots.
This one reminds me of the bunny on a previous post about Earth energon turning toxic. I say the same I did with that - I'd probably turn it to specify that this only happens with fossil fuel-based energon.

22. What would happen if a Cybertronian gave birth to a fleshy?
How could they though? They're metal and not flesh themselves, so they can't give birth to a fleshy. It'd take some damn good writing to make this work, better than most writers who would bother tackling it have.

24. Soundwave and Blaster are the parents. The Cassettes, the children… WRONG! It’s the other way around!
They built the bigger mechs to act as their "brawn" - protecting them from anyone who would harm them because they're minibots/-cons. Cautious for the Autobot Casettes, but downright vital for the Decepticon ones.

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Frag, that's a whole series right there!

On the other hand, I'd love to see it - with Megatron/Optimus Prime, once Megatron finds out Prime is nothing but a pawn and gets him out.

My mind was like an open book for that big bunny. Idea's just kept cramming in there.

One of the ideas I got somewhere is that Trion was one of the first Cybertronians, so A-1 and A-2 were probably failed models.

As for Elitas 2 and 3, like leilani666's thought. Elita keeps her two namesakes with her, as two of her most loyal comrads.

Hmmm which gives me yet another Bunny idea. As for the Elita's I forgot about the other two.

My Magnus muse likes this idea... he's saying something about being the only one who knows the private names of two Primes (Optimus and Rodimus).

ETA: Actually, the only one to know all four names of two Primes.

Your Magnus muse is a wise fella.
And you know the thing about knowing names means power, well if Magnus knew all the names of the Primes, then in effect he would be the most powerful Autobot of all.

This one reminds me of the bunny on a previous post about Earth energon turning toxic. I say the same I did with that - I'd probably turn it to specify that this only happens with fossil fuel-based energon.

*Curse of the Bunny Pyschic strikes again.*
Must have read that then forgot only to have my subconsious drag it out into this bunny.


How could they though? They're metal and not flesh themselves, so they can't give birth to a fleshy. It'd take some damn good writing to make this work, better than most writers who would bother tackling it have.

I free the bunny! But the complexities of the Bunny I leave to the reader of said Bunny to work out.



They built the bigger mechs to act as their "brawn" - protecting them from anyone who would harm them because they're minibots/-cons. Cautious for the Autobot Casettes, but downright vital for the Decepticon ones.

A child and a Guardian combined.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Your Magnus muse is a wise fella.
And you know the thing about knowing names means power, well if Magnus knew all the names of the Primes, then in effect he would be the most powerful Autobot of all.

Well, on the other hand, both Primes know all his names too, because in my head, you get to know all of your bondmate's names.

1984 bunny

[kaitou-pandora.livejournal.com]

Give me some time and I think I can turn 2 into a series. I've already finished the first part and almost all of the second, but it's already turning into this mega-AU idea. And I really need to stop reading the bunnies here - there's got to be at least ten others trying to worm their way in, plus a few that have combined to create almost four chapters of a sequel-crossover . . .
And if I do make 2 a series, I'll add the link here later. No guarantees on Megatron/Optimus yet, but I do have a tentative pairing of Prowl/Jazz/OC down, and maybe some other canon/fanon pairings.
I need to stop. NOW. I'm turning into Bluestreak, it seems.
Warning - I may never finish, so don't get too excited yet. I'll link when I finish the fifth chapter.

Re: 1984 bunny

[lapinporokoira.livejournal.com]

Really? Excellent!
This was one of my favourite own bunnies I am so HAPPY that you're interested enought to write something for it.
So you too also understand the addictiveness of it. I could have so easily added another ten subs to go with that particular Bunny.
I love you!
And so look forward to reading it!

Re: 1984 bunny

[kaitou-pandora.livejournal.com]

Hi again. Sorry for the delay - the bunny kept mutating and mutating and mutating . . .

Now I have a 9-part epic stuck in my head, and I just got the first chapter of the first story posted. It's all backstory right now - unfortunately, the 1984 bunny which started it all is only part 2 of the whole epic. Chapter 2 goes up sometime this week, and ignore what I said above about linking once I finish chapter 5.

First chapter now up on my lj and also on fanfiction.net. Links here:

http://kaitou-pandora.livejournal.com/1405.html#cutid1
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5426252/1/World_I_Flight

Hope you enjoy! I'll add the link to the actual 1984 bunny once I get to that part of the epic.

1984

[balrog-roike.livejournal.com]

Hey!
Not quite what you had in mind, but it could be similar enough.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4356704/18/28_Starscreams