Transformers Bunny Farm

The G1 Lambo Twins. I feel they'd be the type to attempt something as brazen and risky as beating trains at grade crossings.
But even they are no match for Earth's largest land vehicles...

(A bonus if it's Astrotrain that gets them. And come to thing of it, this could be a good basis for a PSA.)

Long time lurker coming out of the woodwork again.
This time, two bunnies with G1 Thundercracker. I attempted to write the first one myself, but I had problems with it, so I'm putting it here in hopes someone else can make it reality.

1) The Decepticons have been incurring more losses in recent times from ground fire downing their fliers.
Realizing the severity of the problem, Starscream comes up with a radical solution: reformatting one of their own into
an A-10 Thunderbolt II. An aircraft designed for close air support, it can destroy tanks, armored vehicles, or Autobots and humans.
The idea is initially laughed at due to the odd appearance of the A-10, but after a thorough explanation, it gains approval from nearly everybot in the Nemesis. Surprisingly, Thundercracker volunteers himself for the rebuild, saying he's glad something will be done about the ground losses.

But in reality, Thundercracker has something else in mind. The idea of using the A-10 pushes his ideological conflict to the breaking point, and whilst everyone else cheers the idea, he makes the fateful decision that would free him from doubt and turn the tide of the war in the long run.
Being turned into this deadly new weapon was the perfect way to both defect from and weaken his old faction.

2) Thundercracker has a secret that could get him in serious trouble if caught: he likes reading human techno-thrillers and military science novels. (Think Tom Clancy and Dale Brown.)