Transformers Bunny Farm

Had this idea while bandaging my leg after a nasty scrape :D

Ratchet has had it with Sideswipe slagging himself up and ending up in the med bay, either for minor injuries or serious ones.  So, Ratchet bets that Sideswipe won’t last a week without injuring himself. Everyone agrees (Sideswipe included). Fortunately (or rather, un- fortunately) Jazz is in the med bay at that particular moment. He overhears that and bets against everyone that, yes, Sideswipe will survive a week without hurting himself. And the bet is on! (Even is Prowl seriously doubts it)

Jazz knows it’s impossible for Sideswipe not to slag himself up. SO,  Jazz is secretly helping him (even from Sideswipe himself secret). Jazz  ‘protects’ Sideswipe. He is Spec. Ops, it shouldn’t be that hard to make sure Sideswipe doesn’t hurt himself.

Oh, how wrong he is.

Main idea: Every time Jazz saves Sideswipe, Jazz gets injured in his place. A lot of comedy (and impromptu medical assistance from Prowl) ensured! Oh, and Prowl acting as a nurse  and the sane part of the saboteur's CPU to Jazz after every time he slags himself up since he can’t visit Ratchet and admit he cheated.

It’s supposed to be crack. Author can decide if it will contain slash or not. No preferences from me. Author can decide how it should end.

Goal: HAVE FUN! ^_^

*winces for Jazz*