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tf_bunny_farm. . .At least they appeared over the course of a few weeks, right? ;;;;
1. Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows,
Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows.
I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand
Before this mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands.
Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
DRAGON SLAVE!
In other words, how much damage can a Dragon Slave do to Cybertronians? In fact, what will the Autobots think of Lina Inverse, the Dragon Spooker, the Enemy of All Who Live, the girl who eats five times her weight in food, and destroys anything that pisses her off? She's /tiny/, after all, but has to power to blow a crater the size of one of Wheeljack's explosions.
I'd like to see how they react to Amelia too. . .she'd probably drive them crazy with all her justice speeches. Or stun them with how she can make a pole grow out of the ground just to stand on it.
2. www.fanfiction.net/s/5452602/33/By_Crescent_Light
Has anyone read By Cresent Light? In Chapter 33, the author made a small comment. . .that Fireflight, First Aid and Bluestreak could conquer the universe with their puppy dog optics. I want to see a fic where they /do/, and it /works/. So, what do the three do with their new universe?
3. metallikato.deviantart.com/art/Stuck-with-You-160077059
/An explanation for why Bee and Prowl are stuck./
4. So, there are a lot of G1 / Animated ideas. . .what about a Beast Wars one? Wasp and Waspinator meet! So do the Blackarachnias! How does Ani!Blackarachnia react to her counterpart being 'in love' with Silverbolt? Does Inferno get confused between BW!Megatron and Ani!Optimus--they're both voiced by David Kane, so. . .would Inferno get confused by which one he's supposed to follow?
5. One day, the Earth Autobots, Elite Guard, and Team Athenia ( adding the latter two is up to you ) is sent through a malfunctioning space bridge to. . .Axiom Nexus? Oh, no. . .not /again/. . .well, at least Optimus knows to change his name now, and Sari doesn't have her MacGuffin anymore, so. . .all is okay, right? Yeah. . .nope. Try again.
6. Hetalia inspired. Cybertron has a personification. Yes, I know that the planet is technically Primus--but not in Animated, according to TFWiki. It turns out that one of the mechs on Optimus's team is actually the long lost personification of their home planet. . .and is only discovered because of the new femme on Megatron's team calling herself 'New Kaon' calling the Autobot her brother. . .
7. Hm. . .so, apparently, Maccadam's Old Oil House exists in multiple dimensions, and can have mechs and femmes from different universes at once. ( though they're all too drunk to realize this, as tfwiki says. )
So. . .what happens when two of them, who were just dragged their by their friends / crewmates, realize this?
8. G1. The Decepticons kidnap a blue haired girl, and her pet. . .cabbit. Uh oh, it looks like the Decepticons just declared war on the planet Jurai by doing so. . .and they're /not/ going to forgive them for harming Sasami. And neither is the Masaki family. . .at least Tenchi managed to convince Emperor Azusa Masaki Jurai not to hurt the mechs and femmes associated with the Autobots. . .
9. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList
A Megatron finds the Evil Overlord List. /Everybody run./
10. Animated. Optimus has been having strange dreams lately. . .two sets of them, but both of them featuring him as the leader of the Autobots. In one, he had something called the Matrix. In the other, he was searching for the AllSpark.
11. Megatron and Starscream do Looney Tunes' 'Rabbit Season Duck Season' routine. ( or, any two mechs, really. )
12. As an alternative to above, a /Who's on First/ routine. Oh, boy. . .
13. The Decepticons kidnap three well known kids from Hollywood. Decepticons, meet. . .the Warner Brothers, and the Warner Sister. Warner Siblings. meet your new victims. I mean, /playmates/.
14. So, a Beast Wars!Inferno appears in the Animated continuity. Megatron is able to convince him that he ( as in megatron ) is the Megatron from Inferno's universe. Only, now. . .he /can't get Inferno to stop calling him his Queen!/ Worse, Lugnut is copying him!
15. ntldr.deviantart.com/art/TFA-Meme-105499326
Inspired from this TFA Meme on deviantArt. It wasn't the G1!Starscream that made it to prehistoric Earth. . .it was the Animated!Starscream's spark.
16. Every so often, the gods and goddesses of the many different Earth cultures get together to talk ( and sometimes argue ). But now, there are two new gods to invite. . .but, how are they going to fit two planet sized gods into the meeting place?
17. Bluestreak runs out of words.
18. In Beat Wars, Rattrap mentions Arcee as his great aunt. In Animated, Arcee brings her grand nephew to Earth. . .Rattletrap, the mech Captain Fanzone and Ratchet threatened back on Cybertron.
19. "He's. . .right behind me, isn't he?"
20. When Dinobot died, his Spark didn't go to the Matrix. . .instead, he ends up in Detroit, in the Animated continuity. How does he deal with another Optimus who's not experienced with leading?
21. This one's partly because I love my state and love confusing my mainland friends with our language.
G1. The Twins are stationed in Hawai`i for a time, and they go local. When they return to the /Ark/, they refuse to talk in anything but Pidgin English. Cue an aggravated Ratchet, a confused and possibly almost locking Prowl, an amused Jazz, and a exasparated Prime.
1. Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows,
Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows.
I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand
Before this mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands.
Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
DRAGON SLAVE!
In other words, how much damage can a Dragon Slave do to Cybertronians? In fact, what will the Autobots think of Lina Inverse, the Dragon Spooker, the Enemy of All Who Live, the girl who eats five times her weight in food, and destroys anything that pisses her off? She's /tiny/, after all, but has to power to blow a crater the size of one of Wheeljack's explosions.
I'd like to see how they react to Amelia too. . .she'd probably drive them crazy with all her justice speeches. Or stun them with how she can make a pole grow out of the ground just to stand on it.
2. www.fanfiction.net/s/5452602/33/By_Crescent_Light
Has anyone read By Cresent Light? In Chapter 33, the author made a small comment. . .that Fireflight, First Aid and Bluestreak could conquer the universe with their puppy dog optics. I want to see a fic where they /do/, and it /works/. So, what do the three do with their new universe?
3. metallikato.deviantart.com/art/Stuck-with-You-160077059
/An explanation for why Bee and Prowl are stuck./
4. So, there are a lot of G1 / Animated ideas. . .what about a Beast Wars one? Wasp and Waspinator meet! So do the Blackarachnias! How does Ani!Blackarachnia react to her counterpart being 'in love' with Silverbolt? Does Inferno get confused between BW!Megatron and Ani!Optimus--they're both voiced by David Kane, so. . .would Inferno get confused by which one he's supposed to follow?
5. One day, the Earth Autobots, Elite Guard, and Team Athenia ( adding the latter two is up to you ) is sent through a malfunctioning space bridge to. . .Axiom Nexus? Oh, no. . .not /again/. . .well, at least Optimus knows to change his name now, and Sari doesn't have her MacGuffin anymore, so. . .all is okay, right? Yeah. . .nope. Try again.
6. Hetalia inspired. Cybertron has a personification. Yes, I know that the planet is technically Primus--but not in Animated, according to TFWiki. It turns out that one of the mechs on Optimus's team is actually the long lost personification of their home planet. . .and is only discovered because of the new femme on Megatron's team calling herself 'New Kaon' calling the Autobot her brother. . .
6a. It's Optimus. The reason Ultra Magnus went easy on him? Because he's the only one besides the Elders ( who KNEW where he was all along and didn't want to say anything ), and Ratchet ( who's the medical officer and would definitely have to know about this when sent with optimus ) to know he's Cybertron. Sentinel and Elita didn't know--which is why Optimus was so hard on himself when he thought Elita was dead; he thought he killed his own citizen.
6b. It's Bumblebee. He changed his colors and designation, and applied for Autobot Boot Camp to get closer to his citizens. But, since he didn't fight much, he kept messing up. . .hence his bumbling.
6c. It's an OC, who I. . .kinda took to naming him 'Cypher' ( yeah, i actually mused on this before posting. ), and arrived on Earth telling the Earth 'bots that he was there to help. But, really, he just wanted to meet the new organic friends of his citizens.
6b. It's Bumblebee. He changed his colors and designation, and applied for Autobot Boot Camp to get closer to his citizens. But, since he didn't fight much, he kept messing up. . .hence his bumbling.
6c. It's an OC, who I. . .kinda took to naming him 'Cypher' ( yeah, i actually mused on this before posting. ), and arrived on Earth telling the Earth 'bots that he was there to help. But, really, he just wanted to meet the new organic friends of his citizens.
7. Hm. . .so, apparently, Maccadam's Old Oil House exists in multiple dimensions, and can have mechs and femmes from different universes at once. ( though they're all too drunk to realize this, as tfwiki says. )
So. . .what happens when two of them, who were just dragged their by their friends / crewmates, realize this?
8. G1. The Decepticons kidnap a blue haired girl, and her pet. . .cabbit. Uh oh, it looks like the Decepticons just declared war on the planet Jurai by doing so. . .and they're /not/ going to forgive them for harming Sasami. And neither is the Masaki family. . .at least Tenchi managed to convince Emperor Azusa Masaki Jurai not to hurt the mechs and femmes associated with the Autobots. . .
9. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList
A Megatron finds the Evil Overlord List. /Everybody run./
9a. /Shattered Glass Optimus finds the Evil Overlord List./ We. Are. /Fragged/.
10. Animated. Optimus has been having strange dreams lately. . .two sets of them, but both of them featuring him as the leader of the Autobots. In one, he had something called the Matrix. In the other, he was searching for the AllSpark.
11. Megatron and Starscream do Looney Tunes' 'Rabbit Season Duck Season' routine. ( or, any two mechs, really. )
12. As an alternative to above, a /Who's on First/ routine. Oh, boy. . .
13. The Decepticons kidnap three well known kids from Hollywood. Decepticons, meet. . .the Warner Brothers, and the Warner Sister. Warner Siblings. meet your new victims. I mean, /playmates/.
14. So, a Beast Wars!Inferno appears in the Animated continuity. Megatron is able to convince him that he ( as in megatron ) is the Megatron from Inferno's universe. Only, now. . .he /can't get Inferno to stop calling him his Queen!/ Worse, Lugnut is copying him!
15. ntldr.deviantart.com/art/TFA-Meme-105499326
Inspired from this TFA Meme on deviantArt. It wasn't the G1!Starscream that made it to prehistoric Earth. . .it was the Animated!Starscream's spark.
16. Every so often, the gods and goddesses of the many different Earth cultures get together to talk ( and sometimes argue ). But now, there are two new gods to invite. . .but, how are they going to fit two planet sized gods into the meeting place?
17. Bluestreak runs out of words.
18. In Beat Wars, Rattrap mentions Arcee as his great aunt. In Animated, Arcee brings her grand nephew to Earth. . .Rattletrap, the mech Captain Fanzone and Ratchet threatened back on Cybertron.
19. "He's. . .right behind me, isn't he?"
20. When Dinobot died, his Spark didn't go to the Matrix. . .instead, he ends up in Detroit, in the Animated continuity. How does he deal with another Optimus who's not experienced with leading?
21. This one's partly because I love my state and love confusing my mainland friends with our language.
G1. The Twins are stationed in Hawai`i for a time, and they go local. When they return to the /Ark/, they refuse to talk in anything but Pidgin English. Cue an aggravated Ratchet, a confused and possibly almost locking Prowl, an amused Jazz, and a exasparated Prime.
Sideswipe: (/ giving a report ) Da kine wen da kine to da kine.
Prowl: . . ./What?/ You're using one word to mean all that, and. . .what is da kine?! (/ processor locks )
Sunstreaker: (/ is bumped and scratched by cliffjumper again ) You like beef or wat?!
Cliffjumper: (/ confused ) Why are you asking me if I like meat?! We can't even eat it!
Ratchet: (/ sees sideswipe and / or sunstreaker after a battle ) What the slag did you do now?!
Sideswipe: I / we wen eat it wen I / we wen go scrap wit dat moke.
Ratchet: . . .I'm going to hit you with my wrench if you / you two don't start speaking regular English right now!
www.e-hawaii.com/pidgin
Here is a nice website for Pidgin English. Don't say I didn't warn you. I'm local and I barely understand some words.
If you're curious as to what Sides and Sunny's saying, from the bottom up, here's a translation:
I wen eat it wen I wen go scrap wit dat moke.
I fell when I fought with the guy.
You like beef or wat?!
You wanna fight or what?!
Da kine wen da kine to da kine.
. . .All I can tell you is that 'da kine' means pretty much anything when you can't remember the real name. Sides won't tell me who did what or where, unfortunately.
Prowl: . . ./What?/ You're using one word to mean all that, and. . .what is da kine?! (/ processor locks )
Sunstreaker: (/ is bumped and scratched by cliffjumper again ) You like beef or wat?!
Cliffjumper: (/ confused ) Why are you asking me if I like meat?! We can't even eat it!
Ratchet: (/ sees sideswipe and / or sunstreaker after a battle ) What the slag did you do now?!
Sideswipe: I / we wen eat it wen I / we wen go scrap wit dat moke.
Ratchet: . . .I'm going to hit you with my wrench if you / you two don't start speaking regular English right now!
www.e-hawaii.com/pidgin
Here is a nice website for Pidgin English. Don't say I didn't warn you. I'm local and I barely understand some words.
If you're curious as to what Sides and Sunny's saying, from the bottom up, here's a translation:
I wen eat it wen I wen go scrap wit dat moke.
I fell when I fought with the guy.
You like beef or wat?!
You wanna fight or what?!
Da kine wen da kine to da kine.
. . .All I can tell you is that 'da kine' means pretty much anything when you can't remember the real name. Sides won't tell me who did what or where, unfortunately.
I had this nicely formatted, with italics besides what was at the bottom. . .then I hit the back button and everything was deleted. >/ I quite dislike LJ formatting.
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Date: 2011-05-15 07:04 am (UTC)Fandom telepathy strike. About a week ago I had a dream where Megatron was hunting for yet another energy source and found Lina Inverse. He picked her up and gave to Starscream ordering him to find a way to harvest her energy and Starscream started to insult Megatron and the idea that "this fleshy worm can be a source of any energy. Why, look - it is female but doesn't even has a chest."
There were several Autobots trying to rescue Lina, and at those words they hit the ground - I think someone have already made that mistake around them.
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Date: 2011-05-15 07:16 am (UTC)Pffft. . .xDD Nice. I'm glad I picked someone's brain. . .funny enough, I thought of that bunny a while ago, and I only got around to posting it now, when I had more than just a few.
But. . .I'm betting that Lina's friends told them about that. That would definitely be the first thing they'd tell them about her.
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Date: 2011-05-15 07:30 am (UTC)So their reaction was from first-hand experience.
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Date: 2011-05-16 03:52 am (UTC)It won't be the exact same routine, but same formatt and crack funny idea.. possibly Starscream and Skywarp.... hhhmmm the ball players names will transfer cause it's crack...
*runs off with 12*
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Date: 2011-05-16 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-29 03:14 pm (UTC)And him nearly being knocked over when the supposed knockover-Prime one day tells him to slag off - and then, Dinobot was involved in two bickering wars (the other with FRatchet).
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