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1. Crackerjack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack
Thundercracker X Wheeljack!
2. When a Transformer is ready to produce a sparkling they start to leak Energon fluid from their lower extremity, like a period.
3. Swoop is the smallest of his brothers and has the most delicate body structure. For Slag he is nothing but a weakling compared to the others. He says something hurtful along those lines to Swoop and the poor Dinobot runs away .
4. Ultra Magnus was given the wrong information (intentionally?) He was told to Escort Prime to a special meeting.
The message actually was, he was to become Consort to Prime at this special meeting.
5. It seems more Decepticons like Earth then Autobots do. So when peace is achieved the Autobots return home but the Decepticons opt to stay on Earth.
6. Movieverse / 2007
Art: Simmons as James Bond.
With additional extra of Transformer movie girls lavishing over him.
7. The Autobots discover the experiments Sector Seven were performing with the Allspark.
???: What?! You…killed them? But they were sparklings!
8. Movieverse / 2007
Sam spends all his times with his mysterious new friends and Girlfriend. Well to hell with Sam, Miles makes a new friend in Drew *coughdewconcough*.
9. Megatron introduces a new Flying Trine to the Decepticons.
The Rocketrons. Mini-bot seekers.
10. Super smart Perceptor… can’t read or write.
11. Project Zero/Fatal Frame crossover
Perceptor is the Shrine Maiden, raised since birth to do his duty as the gate holder. His destiny to be killed in a ritual sacrifice wherein his body is cast as the barrier between hell and Reality.
12. Thundercracker & Skywarp: What happened to dad, papa?
Starscream: Skyfire… had an accident…
Movie quotes to 23...
13. "You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso
around it and pull it down. Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon."
14. "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."
15. "He's got a real purty mouth, ain't he?"
16. "I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it."
17. - "I'm in love with you."
- "Snap out of it!"
18. "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Primus"
19. "Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery."
20. "You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked, and I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place."
21."If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"
22. "And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."
23. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
24. Perceptor and Wheeljack are banned from all Earth television programmes, movies et el. They are contraband. But they have been underestimated in how far they will go to get them.
25. Art: Dinobots in jimjams and under blankets, (holding teddy bears) circled around Kup on a stool with an open book
26. Art: HUMAN toddler Dinobots in scenario like 25. Snarl and Slag fighting over Kup’s knee. Sludge encapsulated under a mass of blankets and an older Grimlock cuddling a droopy eyed baby Swoop with thumb in mouth.
27. Swoop gets treated as youngest of the Dinobots, but he wants to be a grown-up so he’s taken it upon himself to be the big brother to the Aerialbots.
28. More art: Swoop in dinosaur form with wings spread over a sleeping pile of Aerialbots.
29. Thundercracker uses shiny, shinies to lure Fireflight away from his brothers.
30.
???: Sideswipe, Wheeljack AND Perceptor are in the brig? Why?!
???: Sideswipe smuggled in… movies, ILLEGAL movies, for Perceptor and Wheeljack.
???: I didn’t know they were into porn?
???: No, it’s worse, they were films from THE banned list.
???: WHAT WAS SIDESWIPE THINKING?!
31. Another Decepticon gets the Megatron ‘special’ treatment that was usually only reserved for Starscream. Now Starscream is jealous when it isn’t him who gets the crap beaten out of him. And Motormaster is a poor substitute for the clever cruelties of Megatron.
32. Motormaster isn’t known for his companionable behaviour. If he could even Megatron would feel his wrath, that’s at least what everyone thought of Motormaster, but…
A. He’s fallen in love with someone and treats them like royalty.
B. He’s a father. Awwww. And only that cute little sparkling deserves his kindness.
33. Blaster is not quite the benevolent father everyone thinks he is. The Cassettes that SOUNDWAVE carries are in fact Blaster’s, only Blaster didn’t want them or care for them in the least.
34. Eject and Rewind are the Cassettes of Soundwave (his first born), but he disowned them because they created Blaster against his wishes.
35. Kup X Springer
36. TFA
Blackarachnia X Blurr
‘Step into my parlour, said the spider to the supercar. ‘
37. Bumblebee is on the run from Sunstreaker after a good deed went terribly wrong…
The problem? Bumblebee was the PERFECT waxer and buffer.
38. Movieverse / 2007:
Those who made it to Earth are the LAST of Cybertron. Yet the Allspark is not quite dead and as brand new (But Canon) transformers start turning up, it is realised that it still exists somewhere on Earth.
39. Movieverse / 2007: Barricade takes control of the Decepticons, in the aftermath of Megatron’s death and Starscream’s disappearance. He also proves to be a much more canny, clever and evil leader.
40. *The Ark is bedecked in colourful decorations.*
???: Jazz what did you do?
Jazz: You said get a Fiesta.
???: The car make! You were supposed to disguise yourself as one.
Jazz: But this Fiesta is so much more fun. ^_^
41. Red Alert doesn’t like to be alone. Yet even if no-one is physically there he only needs to look into the camera’s and he knows he never really is.
42. Decepticons convert to the Autobots… well why never any Autobots converting *WILLINGLY* to the other side?
43. The Autobots haven’t quite grasped the concept of Junk mail, emphasis on junk.
Spike: Guys don’t tell me your collecting those?
Sideswipe: Why not? You humans must post them for good reason. It says here on this one, to order lingerie at great prices. Aren’t they good prices?
Fireflight: Yeah, these are great! I just ordered a penis enlargement! Don’t know what it is but the letter was adamant it’s important to get one!
44. Perceptor is out of synch with time.
45. ???: You’re hurt Perceptor!
Perceptor: It does seem to be getting a habit.
46. Perceptor is self harming. Despite his intellect and ways he helps the Autobots he feel inferior and deserves to be punished for it.
(And NO I didn’t read Water-Smurfs post til afterwards. O_O )
47. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are as close as can be, right? And Sunstreaker is mean, right? WRONG!
Sideswipe is abusing Sunstreaker and Sunstreaker is merely lashing out in desperation.
He wants to be saved by doesn’t know how to ask.
(And, no Sideswipe is being manipulated, feels bad, guilty ect… He has to be bad. Too easy to have him sympathetic. )
48. Swoop has been studying birds. Apparently they poop while they fly. This seems to him to be an excellent attack. Now the Decepticons are looking into the skies in fear.
Ironhide: Leaking lubricants! What was that?!
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
50. Neutrals hide amongst the Decepticons and Autobots.
They’re goal? To stop the war. By any means necessary if needs be.
51. Perceptor is a fertility Goddess.
52. The Mini-bots are secret Gods.
53. Sunstreaker X Huffer
(Because I think this is one of the great unsung pairings!)
54. The Court of Prime.
Ultra Magnus is the Consort, Elita-1 the queen, Prowl is the advisor, Ironhide the lead Guard, The Twins are the Prime’s Personal Guards and Huffer… is the Court Jester.
55. ??? This is my mad uncle, Perceptor.
56. Perceptor is close to Ratchet and Wheeljack, everyone assumes they are bonded but the truth is Perceptor is their creator!
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack are Perceptor’s Creator!
58. Sunstorm’s entire belief is based on an old text he discovered. But what he actually found was a fictional storybook.
59. Megatron: You will behave Starscream or your son, Sunstorm will be punished for your deeds.
60. Starscream begs for help from the Autobots, his son, Sunstorm has been brainwashed by Megatron and he would rather Sunstorm be with the Autobots then a pawn to Megatron’s absolute cruelty.
61. Movieverse / 2007:
Bluestreak: My best friend is Reggie!
Bumblebee: As in annoying human, Reginald Simmons?
Bluestreak: Yeah that’s him.
Bumblebee: You must have landed on your head when you crashed.
*Enter human in question*
Simmons: Hey Bluebottle! Stop gabbing and lets go!
Bluestreak: OK, Reggie!
Simmons: *sigh* stop calling me that, Bluebottle. My name is Simmons, got it?
Bumblebee: Hey! Stop picking on Blue! And what did you do to him?!
Simmons: Why must you all assume, I’ve done something?
Bumblebee: Becauses you’re a slag!
Bluestreak: *Gasp* I want to go Reggie. L
Simmons: Sure thing kid.
*They leave*
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
62. While there was peace the troops were considered getting sloppy, so they got involved into a mock battle to improve their lax skills, only this mock battle turned nasty and the long war begun.
63. Movieverse / 2007: Miles family was visiting Mission city at the time of the attack. Sam finds out afterwards. (And someone/s die?)
64. Movieverse / 2007: Sam’s parents were killed at the Dam. Sam grieves whilst in the temporary custody of one, Reginald Simmons.
65. Ironhide likes cats.
66. Art: Ironhide as Hellboy.
67. Ironhide as Ironside? J
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_Called_Ironside
68. When a gestalt is separated for too long they start to go mad.
69. Perceptor is in fact a Gestalt form. Only his individual parts where vastly less intelligent to himself and he couldn’t bare to be stupid anymore.
A. Now those Gestalt parts are rebelling against this forced union.
B. Perceptor forgot. The voices in his head which he thought were normal started to try and take over and he didn’t know why.
C. Perceptor DIDN’T want to remain as a whole but the Gestalt individuals didn’t want to be stupid anymore. So they refused to disassemble. (which led me to number 70. J )
70. Crossover with Short Circuit.
Nova Laboratories has been using technology derived from NBE-1. A space wandering transformer recognises the technological signature and makes a bee-line for Earth. Only they come in during a storm and their Spark is ripped from their body by lightning and transported into Number-5. The shock of the transfer also made them lose their memory too.
(Yeah yeah. My thought of who it could be went straight for Perceptor. )
71. Prowl: Jazz can you please stop with the running commentary while we bond?
72. What if we had a different cast of Transformers for the movie. (barring Optimus and Megatron?)
Say for the Autobots: Cliffjumper (Bumblebee), Prowl (Jazz), First Aid (Ratchet) and Mirage (Ironhide)
And for the Decepticons: Hook (Bonecrusher), Dead End (Barricade), Thundercracker (Starscream), Octane (Blackout) , Longhaul (Devastator), Ravage (Frenzy) .
73. Just read the voice list for the G1 series and well some voices actors do more then one voice and well, I spotted some Pairings from it. J Some, well, I actually mean TON!
Each letter represents a single voice actor…
A. SilverBolt X Triggerhappy
B. Astrotrain X Omega Supreme, Ramjet X Ultra Magnus, Smokescreen X Cyclonus
C. Brainstorm X Prowl, First Aid X Scrapper, Swoop X Sideswipe
D. Grimlock X Longhaul
E. Jazz X Thundercracker, Ratchet X Seaspray
F. Shockwave X Sunstreaker, Spike X Vector Sigma
G. Motormaster X Unicron
H. Hoist X Powerglide, Red Alert X Skids
I. Starscream X Wheeljack, Sparkplug X Reflector
J. Optimus Prime X Ironhide
K. Dirge X Metroplex
L. Divebomb X Skydive
M. Blirzwing X Thrust
N. Bumblebee X Snapdragon
O. Swindle X Vortex
P. Bluestreak X Cliffjumper
Q. Skylinx X Sweep
R. Firestar X Moonracer
S. Cosmos X Tracks
T. Ratchet X Scavenger
U. Blurr X Punch-Counter Punch
V. Airraid X Slingshot
W. Shrapnel X Snarl
X. Hook X Springer
Y. Kup X Windcharger
Z. Mirage X Skywarp, Ravage X Sludge, Blades X Frenzy, Soundwave X Mixmaster, Megatron X Sharkticon, Rumble X Groove…
74. Optimus never wanted to be Prime. It is only because he was lovers with Sentinal,
75. Humans and Cybertronian‘s have vastly differing life span’s. Human lives are a mere blink of an eye. *Enter human’s name here* gets turned into a vampire, and the dynamics change. Both have to get used to this change of state. Luckily in the blood drinking department, Wheeljack and Perceptor have managed to create an Haemoglobin substitute, so the newly formed vampire doesn’t need to feed on other humans to live.
76. Mirage didn’t want to fight, not because he was a pacifist but rather because he wanted to be the Maiden rather then the Warrior.
77. Cybertronian’s are born Pregnant. There is however a downside. Cybertronian’s are born pregnant because they do not contain the building blocks to create a Spark once they are born. It is only through Catharsis of birth that a Spark can become. The moment a Sparkling is born it begins to absorb data which immediately overwrites the Spark data, nullifying it. So the sleeping Spark they carry is the ONLY one they will EVER carry.
This of course means giving birth is a very sacred and vital part of the continuation of their species and everyone carefully considers when the right time is to give birth and who to bond with to complete the Conception process.
A. Starscream was the Spark that Megatron birthed and he is absolutely disgusted at what he produced. That is why Starscream gets such a hard time. Megatron hates him. This pathetic excuse. Certainly no rightful heir to the Decepticon army, no matter that he was the father. Starscream seems to think otherwise. It is his right and he will get what he deserves.
B. (For all you Perceptor lovers!)
Perceptor couldn’t decide between Ratchet and Wheeljack to help complete his Sparkling so for many years he held on waiting for the right time and the right choice to present themselves.
But the Decepticons are infinitely cruel and see nothing more crueller then to take away a mechs choice. So when Perceptor is captured…
C. Cassettes are premature Sparks, that have been birthed through trauma and with only half the required building blocks. Before the war Soundwave and Blaster were created as Nursebots. Designed to hold and carry these ‘half’ Sparks, or Cassettes as they are better known as.
D. Gestalts, Brothers… They have many origins. They are either
1. The result of joint parenting, where they are raised as a family and build incredibly close bonds.
2. Sired by the same Mech.
3. Or the rare splitting of a spark.
4. Or the rarer result of a Cybertronian who was pregnant with many sparks.
78.???: Hound behalf yourself or I’ll put you on a leash!
Hound: Is that a promise?
79. Scavenger is always bringing stuff back to the Nemesis. Well this time he’s decided to collect Autobots!
80. 50 Ways to Leave your Lover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
1. Crackerjack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack
Thundercracker X Wheeljack!
2. When a Transformer is ready to produce a sparkling they start to leak Energon fluid from their lower extremity, like a period.
3. Swoop is the smallest of his brothers and has the most delicate body structure. For Slag he is nothing but a weakling compared to the others. He says something hurtful along those lines to Swoop and the poor Dinobot runs away .
4. Ultra Magnus was given the wrong information (intentionally?) He was told to Escort Prime to a special meeting.
The message actually was, he was to become Consort to Prime at this special meeting.
5. It seems more Decepticons like Earth then Autobots do. So when peace is achieved the Autobots return home but the Decepticons opt to stay on Earth.
6. Movieverse / 2007
Art: Simmons as James Bond.
With additional extra of Transformer movie girls lavishing over him.
7. The Autobots discover the experiments Sector Seven were performing with the Allspark.
???: What?! You…killed them? But they were sparklings!
8. Movieverse / 2007
Sam spends all his times with his mysterious new friends and Girlfriend. Well to hell with Sam, Miles makes a new friend in Drew *coughdewconcough*.
9. Megatron introduces a new Flying Trine to the Decepticons.
The Rocketrons. Mini-bot seekers.
10. Super smart Perceptor… can’t read or write.
11. Project Zero/Fatal Frame crossover
Perceptor is the Shrine Maiden, raised since birth to do his duty as the gate holder. His destiny to be killed in a ritual sacrifice wherein his body is cast as the barrier between hell and Reality.
12. Thundercracker & Skywarp: What happened to dad, papa?
Starscream: Skyfire… had an accident…
Movie quotes to 23...
13. "You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso
around it and pull it down. Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon."
14. "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."
15. "He's got a real purty mouth, ain't he?"
16. "I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it."
17. - "I'm in love with you."
- "Snap out of it!"
18. "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Primus"
19. "Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery."
20. "You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked, and I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place."
21."If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"
22. "And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."
23. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
24. Perceptor and Wheeljack are banned from all Earth television programmes, movies et el. They are contraband. But they have been underestimated in how far they will go to get them.
25. Art: Dinobots in jimjams and under blankets, (holding teddy bears) circled around Kup on a stool with an open book
26. Art: HUMAN toddler Dinobots in scenario like 25. Snarl and Slag fighting over Kup’s knee. Sludge encapsulated under a mass of blankets and an older Grimlock cuddling a droopy eyed baby Swoop with thumb in mouth.
27. Swoop gets treated as youngest of the Dinobots, but he wants to be a grown-up so he’s taken it upon himself to be the big brother to the Aerialbots.
28. More art: Swoop in dinosaur form with wings spread over a sleeping pile of Aerialbots.
29. Thundercracker uses shiny, shinies to lure Fireflight away from his brothers.
30.
???: Sideswipe, Wheeljack AND Perceptor are in the brig? Why?!
???: Sideswipe smuggled in… movies, ILLEGAL movies, for Perceptor and Wheeljack.
???: I didn’t know they were into porn?
???: No, it’s worse, they were films from THE banned list.
???: WHAT WAS SIDESWIPE THINKING?!
31. Another Decepticon gets the Megatron ‘special’ treatment that was usually only reserved for Starscream. Now Starscream is jealous when it isn’t him who gets the crap beaten out of him. And Motormaster is a poor substitute for the clever cruelties of Megatron.
32. Motormaster isn’t known for his companionable behaviour. If he could even Megatron would feel his wrath, that’s at least what everyone thought of Motormaster, but…
A. He’s fallen in love with someone and treats them like royalty.
B. He’s a father. Awwww. And only that cute little sparkling deserves his kindness.
33. Blaster is not quite the benevolent father everyone thinks he is. The Cassettes that SOUNDWAVE carries are in fact Blaster’s, only Blaster didn’t want them or care for them in the least.
34. Eject and Rewind are the Cassettes of Soundwave (his first born), but he disowned them because they created Blaster against his wishes.
35. Kup X Springer
36. TFA
Blackarachnia X Blurr
‘Step into my parlour, said the spider to the supercar. ‘
37. Bumblebee is on the run from Sunstreaker after a good deed went terribly wrong…
The problem? Bumblebee was the PERFECT waxer and buffer.
38. Movieverse / 2007:
Those who made it to Earth are the LAST of Cybertron. Yet the Allspark is not quite dead and as brand new (But Canon) transformers start turning up, it is realised that it still exists somewhere on Earth.
39. Movieverse / 2007: Barricade takes control of the Decepticons, in the aftermath of Megatron’s death and Starscream’s disappearance. He also proves to be a much more canny, clever and evil leader.
40. *The Ark is bedecked in colourful decorations.*
???: Jazz what did you do?
Jazz: You said get a Fiesta.
???: The car make! You were supposed to disguise yourself as one.
Jazz: But this Fiesta is so much more fun. ^_^
41. Red Alert doesn’t like to be alone. Yet even if no-one is physically there he only needs to look into the camera’s and he knows he never really is.
42. Decepticons convert to the Autobots… well why never any Autobots converting *WILLINGLY* to the other side?
43. The Autobots haven’t quite grasped the concept of Junk mail, emphasis on junk.
Spike: Guys don’t tell me your collecting those?
Sideswipe: Why not? You humans must post them for good reason. It says here on this one, to order lingerie at great prices. Aren’t they good prices?
Fireflight: Yeah, these are great! I just ordered a penis enlargement! Don’t know what it is but the letter was adamant it’s important to get one!
44. Perceptor is out of synch with time.
45. ???: You’re hurt Perceptor!
Perceptor: It does seem to be getting a habit.
46. Perceptor is self harming. Despite his intellect and ways he helps the Autobots he feel inferior and deserves to be punished for it.
(And NO I didn’t read Water-Smurfs post til afterwards. O_O )
47. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are as close as can be, right? And Sunstreaker is mean, right? WRONG!
Sideswipe is abusing Sunstreaker and Sunstreaker is merely lashing out in desperation.
He wants to be saved by doesn’t know how to ask.
(And, no Sideswipe is being manipulated, feels bad, guilty ect… He has to be bad. Too easy to have him sympathetic. )
48. Swoop has been studying birds. Apparently they poop while they fly. This seems to him to be an excellent attack. Now the Decepticons are looking into the skies in fear.
Ironhide: Leaking lubricants! What was that?!
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
50. Neutrals hide amongst the Decepticons and Autobots.
They’re goal? To stop the war. By any means necessary if needs be.
51. Perceptor is a fertility Goddess.
52. The Mini-bots are secret Gods.
53. Sunstreaker X Huffer
(Because I think this is one of the great unsung pairings!)
54. The Court of Prime.
Ultra Magnus is the Consort, Elita-1 the queen, Prowl is the advisor, Ironhide the lead Guard, The Twins are the Prime’s Personal Guards and Huffer… is the Court Jester.
55. ??? This is my mad uncle, Perceptor.
56. Perceptor is close to Ratchet and Wheeljack, everyone assumes they are bonded but the truth is Perceptor is their creator!
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack are Perceptor’s Creator!
58. Sunstorm’s entire belief is based on an old text he discovered. But what he actually found was a fictional storybook.
59. Megatron: You will behave Starscream or your son, Sunstorm will be punished for your deeds.
60. Starscream begs for help from the Autobots, his son, Sunstorm has been brainwashed by Megatron and he would rather Sunstorm be with the Autobots then a pawn to Megatron’s absolute cruelty.
61. Movieverse / 2007:
Bluestreak: My best friend is Reggie!
Bumblebee: As in annoying human, Reginald Simmons?
Bluestreak: Yeah that’s him.
Bumblebee: You must have landed on your head when you crashed.
*Enter human in question*
Simmons: Hey Bluebottle! Stop gabbing and lets go!
Bluestreak: OK, Reggie!
Simmons: *sigh* stop calling me that, Bluebottle. My name is Simmons, got it?
Bumblebee: Hey! Stop picking on Blue! And what did you do to him?!
Simmons: Why must you all assume, I’ve done something?
Bumblebee: Becauses you’re a slag!
Bluestreak: *Gasp* I want to go Reggie. L
Simmons: Sure thing kid.
*They leave*
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
62. While there was peace the troops were considered getting sloppy, so they got involved into a mock battle to improve their lax skills, only this mock battle turned nasty and the long war begun.
63. Movieverse / 2007: Miles family was visiting Mission city at the time of the attack. Sam finds out afterwards. (And someone/s die?)
64. Movieverse / 2007: Sam’s parents were killed at the Dam. Sam grieves whilst in the temporary custody of one, Reginald Simmons.
65. Ironhide likes cats.
66. Art: Ironhide as Hellboy.
67. Ironhide as Ironside? J
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_Called_Ironside
68. When a gestalt is separated for too long they start to go mad.
69. Perceptor is in fact a Gestalt form. Only his individual parts where vastly less intelligent to himself and he couldn’t bare to be stupid anymore.
A. Now those Gestalt parts are rebelling against this forced union.
B. Perceptor forgot. The voices in his head which he thought were normal started to try and take over and he didn’t know why.
C. Perceptor DIDN’T want to remain as a whole but the Gestalt individuals didn’t want to be stupid anymore. So they refused to disassemble. (which led me to number 70. J )
70. Crossover with Short Circuit.
Nova Laboratories has been using technology derived from NBE-1. A space wandering transformer recognises the technological signature and makes a bee-line for Earth. Only they come in during a storm and their Spark is ripped from their body by lightning and transported into Number-5. The shock of the transfer also made them lose their memory too.
(Yeah yeah. My thought of who it could be went straight for Perceptor. )
71. Prowl: Jazz can you please stop with the running commentary while we bond?
72. What if we had a different cast of Transformers for the movie. (barring Optimus and Megatron?)
Say for the Autobots: Cliffjumper (Bumblebee), Prowl (Jazz), First Aid (Ratchet) and Mirage (Ironhide)
And for the Decepticons: Hook (Bonecrusher), Dead End (Barricade), Thundercracker (Starscream), Octane (Blackout) , Longhaul (Devastator), Ravage (Frenzy) .
73. Just read the voice list for the G1 series and well some voices actors do more then one voice and well, I spotted some Pairings from it. J Some, well, I actually mean TON!
Each letter represents a single voice actor…
A. SilverBolt X Triggerhappy
B. Astrotrain X Omega Supreme, Ramjet X Ultra Magnus, Smokescreen X Cyclonus
C. Brainstorm X Prowl, First Aid X Scrapper, Swoop X Sideswipe
D. Grimlock X Longhaul
E. Jazz X Thundercracker, Ratchet X Seaspray
F. Shockwave X Sunstreaker, Spike X Vector Sigma
G. Motormaster X Unicron
H. Hoist X Powerglide, Red Alert X Skids
I. Starscream X Wheeljack, Sparkplug X Reflector
J. Optimus Prime X Ironhide
K. Dirge X Metroplex
L. Divebomb X Skydive
M. Blirzwing X Thrust
N. Bumblebee X Snapdragon
O. Swindle X Vortex
P. Bluestreak X Cliffjumper
Q. Skylinx X Sweep
R. Firestar X Moonracer
S. Cosmos X Tracks
T. Ratchet X Scavenger
U. Blurr X Punch-Counter Punch
V. Airraid X Slingshot
W. Shrapnel X Snarl
X. Hook X Springer
Y. Kup X Windcharger
Z. Mirage X Skywarp, Ravage X Sludge, Blades X Frenzy, Soundwave X Mixmaster, Megatron X Sharkticon, Rumble X Groove…
74. Optimus never wanted to be Prime. It is only because he was lovers with Sentinal,
75. Humans and Cybertronian‘s have vastly differing life span’s. Human lives are a mere blink of an eye. *Enter human’s name here* gets turned into a vampire, and the dynamics change. Both have to get used to this change of state. Luckily in the blood drinking department, Wheeljack and Perceptor have managed to create an Haemoglobin substitute, so the newly formed vampire doesn’t need to feed on other humans to live.
76. Mirage didn’t want to fight, not because he was a pacifist but rather because he wanted to be the Maiden rather then the Warrior.
77. Cybertronian’s are born Pregnant. There is however a downside. Cybertronian’s are born pregnant because they do not contain the building blocks to create a Spark once they are born. It is only through Catharsis of birth that a Spark can become. The moment a Sparkling is born it begins to absorb data which immediately overwrites the Spark data, nullifying it. So the sleeping Spark they carry is the ONLY one they will EVER carry.
This of course means giving birth is a very sacred and vital part of the continuation of their species and everyone carefully considers when the right time is to give birth and who to bond with to complete the Conception process.
A. Starscream was the Spark that Megatron birthed and he is absolutely disgusted at what he produced. That is why Starscream gets such a hard time. Megatron hates him. This pathetic excuse. Certainly no rightful heir to the Decepticon army, no matter that he was the father. Starscream seems to think otherwise. It is his right and he will get what he deserves.
B. (For all you Perceptor lovers!)
Perceptor couldn’t decide between Ratchet and Wheeljack to help complete his Sparkling so for many years he held on waiting for the right time and the right choice to present themselves.
But the Decepticons are infinitely cruel and see nothing more crueller then to take away a mechs choice. So when Perceptor is captured…
C. Cassettes are premature Sparks, that have been birthed through trauma and with only half the required building blocks. Before the war Soundwave and Blaster were created as Nursebots. Designed to hold and carry these ‘half’ Sparks, or Cassettes as they are better known as.
D. Gestalts, Brothers… They have many origins. They are either
1. The result of joint parenting, where they are raised as a family and build incredibly close bonds.
2. Sired by the same Mech.
3. Or the rare splitting of a spark.
4. Or the rarer result of a Cybertronian who was pregnant with many sparks.
78.???: Hound behalf yourself or I’ll put you on a leash!
Hound: Is that a promise?
79. Scavenger is always bringing stuff back to the Nemesis. Well this time he’s decided to collect Autobots!
80. 50 Ways to Leave your Lover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
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Date: 2008-10-21 10:52 pm (UTC)I like the thought process.
Misread this at first. I'd thought it said Ironhide as Ironsides. Which is a famous [sort of] navy sailing ship, also called the USS Constitution.
Ironhide has a fun name to play with. :D
Interesting.