Transformers Bunny Farm

Here I am, studying for finals, and then I feel the bunnies start nipping and start some interesting daydreams. Fun, but a bit distracting... I see all of these as movieverse cause thats the only one I know...

1.Would a Taser be considered a sex toy for Cybertronians? Perhaps it was invented cause they found a similar device on Megatron? If so, how would the Autobots react if they saw one?
Edit: 1a. Would this make Jolt be considered a sex god? (I had the thought and just had to add it in)

2.Optimus has forbidden Sam and Leo from ever drinking again and they are not allowed in the vicinity of either set of robot twins for at least a month. Why? They had decided to introduce the twins (can be either Sides and Sunny or Mudflap and Skids or both) to the art of cow tipping. A myth prank normally played on city dwellers by country folk, it takes at least 2 people’s strength to tip a cow if they catch it off guard, four if they don’t. Their knees don’t lock nor do they sleep standing, so a highly improbable task. A giant robot’s strength though…well, I feel sorry for the cows.