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(no subject)
Well they aere trying to kill me. Here's 80 more bunnies. Should be obvious that it's me posting just by looking at yet ANOTHER massive tags lust.
1. Crackerjack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack
Thundercracker X Wheeljack!
2. When a Transformer is ready to produce a sparkling they start to leak Energon fluid from their lower extremity, like a period.
3. Swoop is the smallest of his brothers and has the most delicate body structure. For Slag he is nothing but a weakling compared to the others. He says something hurtful along those lines to Swoop and the poor Dinobot runs away .
4. Ultra Magnus was given the wrong information (intentionally?) He was told to Escort Prime to a special meeting.
The message actually was, he was to become Consort to Prime at this special meeting.
5. It seems more Decepticons like Earth then Autobots do. So when peace is achieved the Autobots return home but the Decepticons opt to stay on Earth.
6. Movieverse / 2007
Art: Simmons as James Bond.
With additional extra of Transformer movie girls lavishing over him.
7. The Autobots discover the experiments Sector Seven were performing with the Allspark.
???: What?! You…killed them? But they were sparklings!
8. Movieverse / 2007
Sam spends all his times with his mysterious new friends and Girlfriend. Well to hell with Sam, Miles makes a new friend in Drew *coughdewconcough*.
9. Megatron introduces a new Flying Trine to the Decepticons.
The Rocketrons. Mini-bot seekers.
10. Super smart Perceptor… can’t read or write.
11. Project Zero/Fatal Frame crossover
Perceptor is the Shrine Maiden, raised since birth to do his duty as the gate holder. His destiny to be killed in a ritual sacrifice wherein his body is cast as the barrier between hell and Reality.
12. Thundercracker & Skywarp: What happened to dad, papa?
Starscream: Skyfire… had an accident…
Movie quotes to 23...
13. "You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso
around it and pull it down. Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon."
14. "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."
15. "He's got a real purty mouth, ain't he?"
16. "I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it."
17. - "I'm in love with you."
- "Snap out of it!"
18. "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Primus"
19. "Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery."
20. "You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked, and I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place."
21."If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"
22. "And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."
23. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
24. Perceptor and Wheeljack are banned from all Earth television programmes, movies et el. They are contraband. But they have been underestimated in how far they will go to get them.
25. Art: Dinobots in jimjams and under blankets, (holding teddy bears) circled around Kup on a stool with an open book
26. Art: HUMAN toddler Dinobots in scenario like 25. Snarl and Slag fighting over Kup’s knee. Sludge encapsulated under a mass of blankets and an older Grimlock cuddling a droopy eyed baby Swoop with thumb in mouth.
27. Swoop gets treated as youngest of the Dinobots, but he wants to be a grown-up so he’s taken it upon himself to be the big brother to the Aerialbots.
28. More art: Swoop in dinosaur form with wings spread over a sleeping pile of Aerialbots.
29. Thundercracker uses shiny, shinies to lure Fireflight away from his brothers.
30.
???: Sideswipe, Wheeljack AND Perceptor are in the brig? Why?!
???: Sideswipe smuggled in… movies, ILLEGAL movies, for Perceptor and Wheeljack.
???: I didn’t know they were into porn?
???: No, it’s worse, they were films from THE banned list.
???: WHAT WAS SIDESWIPE THINKING?!
31. Another Decepticon gets the Megatron ‘special’ treatment that was usually only reserved for Starscream. Now Starscream is jealous when it isn’t him who gets the crap beaten out of him. And Motormaster is a poor substitute for the clever cruelties of Megatron.
32. Motormaster isn’t known for his companionable behaviour. If he could even Megatron would feel his wrath, that’s at least what everyone thought of Motormaster, but…
A. He’s fallen in love with someone and treats them like royalty.
B. He’s a father. Awwww. And only that cute little sparkling deserves his kindness.
33. Blaster is not quite the benevolent father everyone thinks he is. The Cassettes that SOUNDWAVE carries are in fact Blaster’s, only Blaster didn’t want them or care for them in the least.
34. Eject and Rewind are the Cassettes of Soundwave (his first born), but he disowned them because they created Blaster against his wishes.
35. Kup X Springer
36. TFA
Blackarachnia X Blurr
‘Step into my parlour, said the spider to the supercar. ‘
37. Bumblebee is on the run from Sunstreaker after a good deed went terribly wrong…
The problem? Bumblebee was the PERFECT waxer and buffer.
38. Movieverse / 2007:
Those who made it to Earth are the LAST of Cybertron. Yet the Allspark is not quite dead and as brand new (But Canon) transformers start turning up, it is realised that it still exists somewhere on Earth.
39. Movieverse / 2007: Barricade takes control of the Decepticons, in the aftermath of Megatron’s death and Starscream’s disappearance. He also proves to be a much more canny, clever and evil leader.
40. *The Ark is bedecked in colourful decorations.*
???: Jazz what did you do?
Jazz: You said get a Fiesta.
???: The car make! You were supposed to disguise yourself as one.
Jazz: But this Fiesta is so much more fun. ^_^
41. Red Alert doesn’t like to be alone. Yet even if no-one is physically there he only needs to look into the camera’s and he knows he never really is.
42. Decepticons convert to the Autobots… well why never any Autobots converting *WILLINGLY* to the other side?
43. The Autobots haven’t quite grasped the concept of Junk mail, emphasis on junk.
Spike: Guys don’t tell me your collecting those?
Sideswipe: Why not? You humans must post them for good reason. It says here on this one, to order lingerie at great prices. Aren’t they good prices?
Fireflight: Yeah, these are great! I just ordered a penis enlargement! Don’t know what it is but the letter was adamant it’s important to get one!
44. Perceptor is out of synch with time.
45. ???: You’re hurt Perceptor!
Perceptor: It does seem to be getting a habit.
46. Perceptor is self harming. Despite his intellect and ways he helps the Autobots he feel inferior and deserves to be punished for it.
(And NO I didn’t read Water-Smurfs post til afterwards. O_O )
47. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are as close as can be, right? And Sunstreaker is mean, right? WRONG!
Sideswipe is abusing Sunstreaker and Sunstreaker is merely lashing out in desperation.
He wants to be saved by doesn’t know how to ask.
(And, no Sideswipe is being manipulated, feels bad, guilty ect… He has to be bad. Too easy to have him sympathetic. )
48. Swoop has been studying birds. Apparently they poop while they fly. This seems to him to be an excellent attack. Now the Decepticons are looking into the skies in fear.
Ironhide: Leaking lubricants! What was that?!
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
50. Neutrals hide amongst the Decepticons and Autobots.
They’re goal? To stop the war. By any means necessary if needs be.
51. Perceptor is a fertility Goddess.
52. The Mini-bots are secret Gods.
53. Sunstreaker X Huffer
(Because I think this is one of the great unsung pairings!)
54. The Court of Prime.
Ultra Magnus is the Consort, Elita-1 the queen, Prowl is the advisor, Ironhide the lead Guard, The Twins are the Prime’s Personal Guards and Huffer… is the Court Jester.
55. ??? This is my mad uncle, Perceptor.
56. Perceptor is close to Ratchet and Wheeljack, everyone assumes they are bonded but the truth is Perceptor is their creator!
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack are Perceptor’s Creator!
58. Sunstorm’s entire belief is based on an old text he discovered. But what he actually found was a fictional storybook.
59. Megatron: You will behave Starscream or your son, Sunstorm will be punished for your deeds.
60. Starscream begs for help from the Autobots, his son, Sunstorm has been brainwashed by Megatron and he would rather Sunstorm be with the Autobots then a pawn to Megatron’s absolute cruelty.
61. Movieverse / 2007:
Bluestreak: My best friend is Reggie!
Bumblebee: As in annoying human, Reginald Simmons?
Bluestreak: Yeah that’s him.
Bumblebee: You must have landed on your head when you crashed.
*Enter human in question*
Simmons: Hey Bluebottle! Stop gabbing and lets go!
Bluestreak: OK, Reggie!
Simmons: *sigh* stop calling me that, Bluebottle. My name is Simmons, got it?
Bumblebee: Hey! Stop picking on Blue! And what did you do to him?!
Simmons: Why must you all assume, I’ve done something?
Bumblebee: Becauses you’re a slag!
Bluestreak: *Gasp* I want to go Reggie. L
Simmons: Sure thing kid.
*They leave*
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
62. While there was peace the troops were considered getting sloppy, so they got involved into a mock battle to improve their lax skills, only this mock battle turned nasty and the long war begun.
63. Movieverse / 2007: Miles family was visiting Mission city at the time of the attack. Sam finds out afterwards. (And someone/s die?)
64. Movieverse / 2007: Sam’s parents were killed at the Dam. Sam grieves whilst in the temporary custody of one, Reginald Simmons.
65. Ironhide likes cats.
66. Art: Ironhide as Hellboy.
67. Ironhide as Ironside? J
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_Called_Ironside
68. When a gestalt is separated for too long they start to go mad.
69. Perceptor is in fact a Gestalt form. Only his individual parts where vastly less intelligent to himself and he couldn’t bare to be stupid anymore.
A. Now those Gestalt parts are rebelling against this forced union.
B. Perceptor forgot. The voices in his head which he thought were normal started to try and take over and he didn’t know why.
C. Perceptor DIDN’T want to remain as a whole but the Gestalt individuals didn’t want to be stupid anymore. So they refused to disassemble. (which led me to number 70. J )
70. Crossover with Short Circuit.
Nova Laboratories has been using technology derived from NBE-1. A space wandering transformer recognises the technological signature and makes a bee-line for Earth. Only they come in during a storm and their Spark is ripped from their body by lightning and transported into Number-5. The shock of the transfer also made them lose their memory too.
(Yeah yeah. My thought of who it could be went straight for Perceptor. )
71. Prowl: Jazz can you please stop with the running commentary while we bond?
72. What if we had a different cast of Transformers for the movie. (barring Optimus and Megatron?)
Say for the Autobots: Cliffjumper (Bumblebee), Prowl (Jazz), First Aid (Ratchet) and Mirage (Ironhide)
And for the Decepticons: Hook (Bonecrusher), Dead End (Barricade), Thundercracker (Starscream), Octane (Blackout) , Longhaul (Devastator), Ravage (Frenzy) .
73. Just read the voice list for the G1 series and well some voices actors do more then one voice and well, I spotted some Pairings from it. J Some, well, I actually mean TON!
Each letter represents a single voice actor…
A. SilverBolt X Triggerhappy
B. Astrotrain X Omega Supreme, Ramjet X Ultra Magnus, Smokescreen X Cyclonus
C. Brainstorm X Prowl, First Aid X Scrapper, Swoop X Sideswipe
D. Grimlock X Longhaul
E. Jazz X Thundercracker, Ratchet X Seaspray
F. Shockwave X Sunstreaker, Spike X Vector Sigma
G. Motormaster X Unicron
H. Hoist X Powerglide, Red Alert X Skids
I. Starscream X Wheeljack, Sparkplug X Reflector
J. Optimus Prime X Ironhide
K. Dirge X Metroplex
L. Divebomb X Skydive
M. Blirzwing X Thrust
N. Bumblebee X Snapdragon
O. Swindle X Vortex
P. Bluestreak X Cliffjumper
Q. Skylinx X Sweep
R. Firestar X Moonracer
S. Cosmos X Tracks
T. Ratchet X Scavenger
U. Blurr X Punch-Counter Punch
V. Airraid X Slingshot
W. Shrapnel X Snarl
X. Hook X Springer
Y. Kup X Windcharger
Z. Mirage X Skywarp, Ravage X Sludge, Blades X Frenzy, Soundwave X Mixmaster, Megatron X Sharkticon, Rumble X Groove…
74. Optimus never wanted to be Prime. It is only because he was lovers with Sentinal,
75. Humans and Cybertronian‘s have vastly differing life span’s. Human lives are a mere blink of an eye. *Enter human’s name here* gets turned into a vampire, and the dynamics change. Both have to get used to this change of state. Luckily in the blood drinking department, Wheeljack and Perceptor have managed to create an Haemoglobin substitute, so the newly formed vampire doesn’t need to feed on other humans to live.
76. Mirage didn’t want to fight, not because he was a pacifist but rather because he wanted to be the Maiden rather then the Warrior.
77. Cybertronian’s are born Pregnant. There is however a downside. Cybertronian’s are born pregnant because they do not contain the building blocks to create a Spark once they are born. It is only through Catharsis of birth that a Spark can become. The moment a Sparkling is born it begins to absorb data which immediately overwrites the Spark data, nullifying it. So the sleeping Spark they carry is the ONLY one they will EVER carry.
This of course means giving birth is a very sacred and vital part of the continuation of their species and everyone carefully considers when the right time is to give birth and who to bond with to complete the Conception process.
A. Starscream was the Spark that Megatron birthed and he is absolutely disgusted at what he produced. That is why Starscream gets such a hard time. Megatron hates him. This pathetic excuse. Certainly no rightful heir to the Decepticon army, no matter that he was the father. Starscream seems to think otherwise. It is his right and he will get what he deserves.
B. (For all you Perceptor lovers!)
Perceptor couldn’t decide between Ratchet and Wheeljack to help complete his Sparkling so for many years he held on waiting for the right time and the right choice to present themselves.
But the Decepticons are infinitely cruel and see nothing more crueller then to take away a mechs choice. So when Perceptor is captured…
C. Cassettes are premature Sparks, that have been birthed through trauma and with only half the required building blocks. Before the war Soundwave and Blaster were created as Nursebots. Designed to hold and carry these ‘half’ Sparks, or Cassettes as they are better known as.
D. Gestalts, Brothers… They have many origins. They are either
1. The result of joint parenting, where they are raised as a family and build incredibly close bonds.
2. Sired by the same Mech.
3. Or the rare splitting of a spark.
4. Or the rarer result of a Cybertronian who was pregnant with many sparks.
78.???: Hound behalf yourself or I’ll put you on a leash!
Hound: Is that a promise?
79. Scavenger is always bringing stuff back to the Nemesis. Well this time he’s decided to collect Autobots!
80. 50 Ways to Leave your Lover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
1. Crackerjack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crackerjack
Thundercracker X Wheeljack!
2. When a Transformer is ready to produce a sparkling they start to leak Energon fluid from their lower extremity, like a period.
3. Swoop is the smallest of his brothers and has the most delicate body structure. For Slag he is nothing but a weakling compared to the others. He says something hurtful along those lines to Swoop and the poor Dinobot runs away .
4. Ultra Magnus was given the wrong information (intentionally?) He was told to Escort Prime to a special meeting.
The message actually was, he was to become Consort to Prime at this special meeting.
5. It seems more Decepticons like Earth then Autobots do. So when peace is achieved the Autobots return home but the Decepticons opt to stay on Earth.
6. Movieverse / 2007
Art: Simmons as James Bond.
With additional extra of Transformer movie girls lavishing over him.
7. The Autobots discover the experiments Sector Seven were performing with the Allspark.
???: What?! You…killed them? But they were sparklings!
8. Movieverse / 2007
Sam spends all his times with his mysterious new friends and Girlfriend. Well to hell with Sam, Miles makes a new friend in Drew *coughdewconcough*.
9. Megatron introduces a new Flying Trine to the Decepticons.
The Rocketrons. Mini-bot seekers.
10. Super smart Perceptor… can’t read or write.
11. Project Zero/Fatal Frame crossover
Perceptor is the Shrine Maiden, raised since birth to do his duty as the gate holder. His destiny to be killed in a ritual sacrifice wherein his body is cast as the barrier between hell and Reality.
12. Thundercracker & Skywarp: What happened to dad, papa?
Starscream: Skyfire… had an accident…
Movie quotes to 23...
13. "You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso
around it and pull it down. Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon."
14. "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."
15. "He's got a real purty mouth, ain't he?"
16. "I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it."
17. - "I'm in love with you."
- "Snap out of it!"
18. "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Primus"
19. "Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery."
20. "You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked, and I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place."
21."If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"
22. "And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."
23. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
24. Perceptor and Wheeljack are banned from all Earth television programmes, movies et el. They are contraband. But they have been underestimated in how far they will go to get them.
25. Art: Dinobots in jimjams and under blankets, (holding teddy bears) circled around Kup on a stool with an open book
26. Art: HUMAN toddler Dinobots in scenario like 25. Snarl and Slag fighting over Kup’s knee. Sludge encapsulated under a mass of blankets and an older Grimlock cuddling a droopy eyed baby Swoop with thumb in mouth.
27. Swoop gets treated as youngest of the Dinobots, but he wants to be a grown-up so he’s taken it upon himself to be the big brother to the Aerialbots.
28. More art: Swoop in dinosaur form with wings spread over a sleeping pile of Aerialbots.
29. Thundercracker uses shiny, shinies to lure Fireflight away from his brothers.
30.
???: Sideswipe, Wheeljack AND Perceptor are in the brig? Why?!
???: Sideswipe smuggled in… movies, ILLEGAL movies, for Perceptor and Wheeljack.
???: I didn’t know they were into porn?
???: No, it’s worse, they were films from THE banned list.
???: WHAT WAS SIDESWIPE THINKING?!
31. Another Decepticon gets the Megatron ‘special’ treatment that was usually only reserved for Starscream. Now Starscream is jealous when it isn’t him who gets the crap beaten out of him. And Motormaster is a poor substitute for the clever cruelties of Megatron.
32. Motormaster isn’t known for his companionable behaviour. If he could even Megatron would feel his wrath, that’s at least what everyone thought of Motormaster, but…
A. He’s fallen in love with someone and treats them like royalty.
B. He’s a father. Awwww. And only that cute little sparkling deserves his kindness.
33. Blaster is not quite the benevolent father everyone thinks he is. The Cassettes that SOUNDWAVE carries are in fact Blaster’s, only Blaster didn’t want them or care for them in the least.
34. Eject and Rewind are the Cassettes of Soundwave (his first born), but he disowned them because they created Blaster against his wishes.
35. Kup X Springer
36. TFA
Blackarachnia X Blurr
‘Step into my parlour, said the spider to the supercar. ‘
37. Bumblebee is on the run from Sunstreaker after a good deed went terribly wrong…
The problem? Bumblebee was the PERFECT waxer and buffer.
38. Movieverse / 2007:
Those who made it to Earth are the LAST of Cybertron. Yet the Allspark is not quite dead and as brand new (But Canon) transformers start turning up, it is realised that it still exists somewhere on Earth.
39. Movieverse / 2007: Barricade takes control of the Decepticons, in the aftermath of Megatron’s death and Starscream’s disappearance. He also proves to be a much more canny, clever and evil leader.
40. *The Ark is bedecked in colourful decorations.*
???: Jazz what did you do?
Jazz: You said get a Fiesta.
???: The car make! You were supposed to disguise yourself as one.
Jazz: But this Fiesta is so much more fun. ^_^
41. Red Alert doesn’t like to be alone. Yet even if no-one is physically there he only needs to look into the camera’s and he knows he never really is.
42. Decepticons convert to the Autobots… well why never any Autobots converting *WILLINGLY* to the other side?
43. The Autobots haven’t quite grasped the concept of Junk mail, emphasis on junk.
Spike: Guys don’t tell me your collecting those?
Sideswipe: Why not? You humans must post them for good reason. It says here on this one, to order lingerie at great prices. Aren’t they good prices?
Fireflight: Yeah, these are great! I just ordered a penis enlargement! Don’t know what it is but the letter was adamant it’s important to get one!
44. Perceptor is out of synch with time.
45. ???: You’re hurt Perceptor!
Perceptor: It does seem to be getting a habit.
46. Perceptor is self harming. Despite his intellect and ways he helps the Autobots he feel inferior and deserves to be punished for it.
(And NO I didn’t read Water-Smurfs post til afterwards. O_O )
47. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are as close as can be, right? And Sunstreaker is mean, right? WRONG!
Sideswipe is abusing Sunstreaker and Sunstreaker is merely lashing out in desperation.
He wants to be saved by doesn’t know how to ask.
(And, no Sideswipe is being manipulated, feels bad, guilty ect… He has to be bad. Too easy to have him sympathetic. )
48. Swoop has been studying birds. Apparently they poop while they fly. This seems to him to be an excellent attack. Now the Decepticons are looking into the skies in fear.
Ironhide: Leaking lubricants! What was that?!
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
50. Neutrals hide amongst the Decepticons and Autobots.
They’re goal? To stop the war. By any means necessary if needs be.
51. Perceptor is a fertility Goddess.
52. The Mini-bots are secret Gods.
53. Sunstreaker X Huffer
(Because I think this is one of the great unsung pairings!)
54. The Court of Prime.
Ultra Magnus is the Consort, Elita-1 the queen, Prowl is the advisor, Ironhide the lead Guard, The Twins are the Prime’s Personal Guards and Huffer… is the Court Jester.
55. ??? This is my mad uncle, Perceptor.
56. Perceptor is close to Ratchet and Wheeljack, everyone assumes they are bonded but the truth is Perceptor is their creator!
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack are Perceptor’s Creator!
58. Sunstorm’s entire belief is based on an old text he discovered. But what he actually found was a fictional storybook.
59. Megatron: You will behave Starscream or your son, Sunstorm will be punished for your deeds.
60. Starscream begs for help from the Autobots, his son, Sunstorm has been brainwashed by Megatron and he would rather Sunstorm be with the Autobots then a pawn to Megatron’s absolute cruelty.
61. Movieverse / 2007:
Bluestreak: My best friend is Reggie!
Bumblebee: As in annoying human, Reginald Simmons?
Bluestreak: Yeah that’s him.
Bumblebee: You must have landed on your head when you crashed.
*Enter human in question*
Simmons: Hey Bluebottle! Stop gabbing and lets go!
Bluestreak: OK, Reggie!
Simmons: *sigh* stop calling me that, Bluebottle. My name is Simmons, got it?
Bumblebee: Hey! Stop picking on Blue! And what did you do to him?!
Simmons: Why must you all assume, I’ve done something?
Bumblebee: Becauses you’re a slag!
Bluestreak: *Gasp* I want to go Reggie. L
Simmons: Sure thing kid.
*They leave*
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
62. While there was peace the troops were considered getting sloppy, so they got involved into a mock battle to improve their lax skills, only this mock battle turned nasty and the long war begun.
63. Movieverse / 2007: Miles family was visiting Mission city at the time of the attack. Sam finds out afterwards. (And someone/s die?)
64. Movieverse / 2007: Sam’s parents were killed at the Dam. Sam grieves whilst in the temporary custody of one, Reginald Simmons.
65. Ironhide likes cats.
66. Art: Ironhide as Hellboy.
67. Ironhide as Ironside? J
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_Called_Ironside
68. When a gestalt is separated for too long they start to go mad.
69. Perceptor is in fact a Gestalt form. Only his individual parts where vastly less intelligent to himself and he couldn’t bare to be stupid anymore.
A. Now those Gestalt parts are rebelling against this forced union.
B. Perceptor forgot. The voices in his head which he thought were normal started to try and take over and he didn’t know why.
C. Perceptor DIDN’T want to remain as a whole but the Gestalt individuals didn’t want to be stupid anymore. So they refused to disassemble. (which led me to number 70. J )
70. Crossover with Short Circuit.
Nova Laboratories has been using technology derived from NBE-1. A space wandering transformer recognises the technological signature and makes a bee-line for Earth. Only they come in during a storm and their Spark is ripped from their body by lightning and transported into Number-5. The shock of the transfer also made them lose their memory too.
(Yeah yeah. My thought of who it could be went straight for Perceptor. )
71. Prowl: Jazz can you please stop with the running commentary while we bond?
72. What if we had a different cast of Transformers for the movie. (barring Optimus and Megatron?)
Say for the Autobots: Cliffjumper (Bumblebee), Prowl (Jazz), First Aid (Ratchet) and Mirage (Ironhide)
And for the Decepticons: Hook (Bonecrusher), Dead End (Barricade), Thundercracker (Starscream), Octane (Blackout) , Longhaul (Devastator), Ravage (Frenzy) .
73. Just read the voice list for the G1 series and well some voices actors do more then one voice and well, I spotted some Pairings from it. J Some, well, I actually mean TON!
Each letter represents a single voice actor…
A. SilverBolt X Triggerhappy
B. Astrotrain X Omega Supreme, Ramjet X Ultra Magnus, Smokescreen X Cyclonus
C. Brainstorm X Prowl, First Aid X Scrapper, Swoop X Sideswipe
D. Grimlock X Longhaul
E. Jazz X Thundercracker, Ratchet X Seaspray
F. Shockwave X Sunstreaker, Spike X Vector Sigma
G. Motormaster X Unicron
H. Hoist X Powerglide, Red Alert X Skids
I. Starscream X Wheeljack, Sparkplug X Reflector
J. Optimus Prime X Ironhide
K. Dirge X Metroplex
L. Divebomb X Skydive
M. Blirzwing X Thrust
N. Bumblebee X Snapdragon
O. Swindle X Vortex
P. Bluestreak X Cliffjumper
Q. Skylinx X Sweep
R. Firestar X Moonracer
S. Cosmos X Tracks
T. Ratchet X Scavenger
U. Blurr X Punch-Counter Punch
V. Airraid X Slingshot
W. Shrapnel X Snarl
X. Hook X Springer
Y. Kup X Windcharger
Z. Mirage X Skywarp, Ravage X Sludge, Blades X Frenzy, Soundwave X Mixmaster, Megatron X Sharkticon, Rumble X Groove…
74. Optimus never wanted to be Prime. It is only because he was lovers with Sentinal,
75. Humans and Cybertronian‘s have vastly differing life span’s. Human lives are a mere blink of an eye. *Enter human’s name here* gets turned into a vampire, and the dynamics change. Both have to get used to this change of state. Luckily in the blood drinking department, Wheeljack and Perceptor have managed to create an Haemoglobin substitute, so the newly formed vampire doesn’t need to feed on other humans to live.
76. Mirage didn’t want to fight, not because he was a pacifist but rather because he wanted to be the Maiden rather then the Warrior.
77. Cybertronian’s are born Pregnant. There is however a downside. Cybertronian’s are born pregnant because they do not contain the building blocks to create a Spark once they are born. It is only through Catharsis of birth that a Spark can become. The moment a Sparkling is born it begins to absorb data which immediately overwrites the Spark data, nullifying it. So the sleeping Spark they carry is the ONLY one they will EVER carry.
This of course means giving birth is a very sacred and vital part of the continuation of their species and everyone carefully considers when the right time is to give birth and who to bond with to complete the Conception process.
A. Starscream was the Spark that Megatron birthed and he is absolutely disgusted at what he produced. That is why Starscream gets such a hard time. Megatron hates him. This pathetic excuse. Certainly no rightful heir to the Decepticon army, no matter that he was the father. Starscream seems to think otherwise. It is his right and he will get what he deserves.
B. (For all you Perceptor lovers!)
Perceptor couldn’t decide between Ratchet and Wheeljack to help complete his Sparkling so for many years he held on waiting for the right time and the right choice to present themselves.
But the Decepticons are infinitely cruel and see nothing more crueller then to take away a mechs choice. So when Perceptor is captured…
C. Cassettes are premature Sparks, that have been birthed through trauma and with only half the required building blocks. Before the war Soundwave and Blaster were created as Nursebots. Designed to hold and carry these ‘half’ Sparks, or Cassettes as they are better known as.
D. Gestalts, Brothers… They have many origins. They are either
1. The result of joint parenting, where they are raised as a family and build incredibly close bonds.
2. Sired by the same Mech.
3. Or the rare splitting of a spark.
4. Or the rarer result of a Cybertronian who was pregnant with many sparks.
78.???: Hound behalf yourself or I’ll put you on a leash!
Hound: Is that a promise?
79. Scavenger is always bringing stuff back to the Nemesis. Well this time he’s decided to collect Autobots!
80. 50 Ways to Leave your Lover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4
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Do you perchance mean "list"?
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Humans and Decepticons start to interact and with time create a stronger alliance than the ones between humans and Autobots. Cybertron still doesn't make enough energy for everyone, so regular shipments of energy leave Earth for Cybertron. When communications between Earth and Cybertron start to deteriorate the Autobots start to worry and go to Earth to investigate. They are surprised at how much has changed while they've been away. They are also disturbed by the militaristic mindset that humanity seems to have acquired. Unfortunately, they blame the Decepticons for everything and the humans don't take kindly to it. The Autobots left them after securing themselves energy while the Decepticons stayed and helped them develop technologically and economically. And while it hasn't been long to the Cybertronians, to the humans enough time has passed that they've come to see Decepticons as something that's always been on Earth. When more Autobots come to Earth to help the humans get free of what they see as Decepticon brainwashing, another war breaks out.
And that was longer than I expected. O_O
17. - "I'm in love with you."
- "Snap out of it!"
Any of the Aerialbots and Starscream.
23. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
A Decepticon got shrunk and is now a little girl/boy thinks he's the perfect doll/action figure.
30.
???: Sideswipe, Wheeljack AND Perceptor are in the brig? Why?!
???: Sideswipe smuggled in… movies, ILLEGAL movies, for Perceptor and Wheeljack.
???: I didn’t know they were into porn?
???: No, it’s worse, they were films from THE banned list.
???: WHAT WAS SIDESWIPE THINKING?!
Another in the brig bunny! *adopts bunny* It'll make a nice chapter for my Doing Time fic. Once I finally figure out a way to get Red Alert in the brig I'll do this one.
42. Decepticons convert to the Autobots… well why never any Autobots converting *WILLINGLY* to the other side?
I think I've seen something similar before... I'm tempted to adopt this one too, but I know I can't.
47. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are as close as can be, right? And Sunstreaker is mean, right? WRONG!
Sideswipe is abusing Sunstreaker and Sunstreaker is merely lashing out in desperation.
He wants to be saved by doesn’t know how to ask.
(And, no Sideswipe is being manipulated, feels bad, guilty ect… He has to be bad. Too easy to have him sympathetic. )
So many wonderful bunnies! *whimpers*
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
Jazz: A coin? What do ya mean I need a coin? I don't even fit in that boat.
Charon: *shrugs* You either pay the toll to cross the river and reach the Fields or you stay here for eternity. It's not my problem.
Jazz: *confused* Fields? What fields? Why would the Matrix have fields?
Charon: Matrix? Go back to the gate and continue left. Enter the second gate on the right and you'll reach the Matrix.
Jazz: Really? Cool! *goes away*
Starscream: *walks in* Now where the hell am I?
Charon: *sighs* I really need to speak to Hades about Cerberus getting too old for guarding the entrance.
75. Humans and Cybertronian‘s have vastly differing life span’s. Human lives are a mere blink of an eye. *Enter human’s name here* gets turned into a vampire, and the dynamics change. Both have to get used to this change of state. Luckily in the blood drinking department, Wheeljack and Perceptor have managed to create an Haemoglobin substitute, so the newly formed vampire doesn’t need to feed on other humans to live.
At least Tracks won't have to watch Raoul die. Bumblebee is not so happy about watching Spike, Carly and Daniel get old and die. The medbots can't stop scanning Raoul because to them he IS dead, even if it looks like he isn't. And Tracks only has to worry about the science team ever trying to cure his friend's vampirism.
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And that was longer than I expected. O_O
A detailed reply is a loved reply. <3 That's way more then I thought about the bunny and I like the complexity of how the Decepticons and Autobots overtime have been reassessed by humanity. It would be a far different war with a more futuristic Earth siding with the Decepticons.
17.
Any of the Aerialbots and Starscream.
Perfect. Simply perfect.
23.
A Decepticon got shrunk and is now a little girl/boy thinks he's the perfect doll/action figure.
Honey, I shrunk the Decepticon.
30.
ther in the brig bunny! *adopts bunny* It'll make a nice chapter for my Doing Time fic. Once I finally figure out a way to get Red Alert in the brig I'll do this one.
Yay for adoption. You get a free cookie for every purchase. ;)
For Red Alert how about him training a secondary Security officer and while they are in charge Red Alert breaks one of his own cardinal rules?
Red Alert:...But! But I'm the Security Director!
???: You were very specific. NO Exceptions, you said.
I think I've seen something similar before... I'm tempted to adopt this one too, but I know I can't.
No worries. You going to get a cookie for adopting number 30 anyway.
So many wonderful bunnies! *whimpers*
They tease and torment us.
49.
Jazz: A coin? What do ya mean I need a coin? I don't even fit in that boat.
Charon: *shrugs* You either pay the toll to cross the river and reach the Fields or you stay here for eternity. It's not my problem.
Jazz: *confused* Fields? What fields? Why would the Matrix have fields?
Charon: Matrix? Go back to the gate and continue left. Enter the second gate on the right and you'll reach the Matrix.
Jazz: Really? Cool! *goes away*
Starscream: *walks in* Now where the hell am I?
Charon: *sighs* I really need to speak to Hades about Cerberus getting too old for guarding the entrance.
lol
Hades: He only has two heads, but SnapDragon is the next best thing. Poor Cereberus had to put him down. :(
Charon: Sir if he died he should still be here?
Hades: He wanted to be reincarnated.
Charon: We don't have... We need some serious organisation. If everyone has options I may be out of a Job?!
75.
At least Tracks won't have to watch Raoul die. Bumblebee is not so happy about watching Spike, Carly and Daniel get old and die. The medbots can't stop scanning Raoul because to them he IS dead, even if it looks like he isn't. And Tracks only has to worry about the science team ever trying to cure his friend's vampirism.
Raoul: I'm supposed to be the Predator, NOT the Prey!
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Each letter represents a single voice actor…
A. SilverBolt X Triggerhappy
B. Astrotrain X Omega Supreme, Ramjet X Ultra Magnus, Smokescreen X Cyclonus
C. Brainstorm X Prowl, First Aid X Scrapper, Swoop X Sideswipe
D. Grimlock X Longhaul
E. Jazz X Thundercracker, Ratchet X Seaspray
F. Shockwave X Sunstreaker, Spike X Vector Sigma
G. Motormaster X Unicron
H. Hoist X Powerglide, Red Alert X Skids
I. Starscream X Wheeljack, Sparkplug X Reflector
J. Optimus Prime X Ironhide
K. Dirge X Metroplex
L. Divebomb X Skydive
M. Blirzwing X Thrust
N. Bumblebee X Snapdragon
O. Swindle X Vortex
P. Bluestreak X Cliffjumper
Q. Skylinx X Sweep
R. Firestar X Moonracer
S. Cosmos X Tracks
T. Ratchet X Scavenger
U. Blurr X Punch-Counter Punch
V. Airraid X Slingshot
W. Shrapnel X Snarl
X. Hook X Springer
Y. Kup X Windcharger
Z. Mirage X Skywarp, Ravage X Sludge, Blades X Frenzy, Soundwave X Mixmaster, Megatron X Sharkticon, Rumble X Groove…
Um. I hate to tell you, but the guy who did the voice for Jazz didn't do Thundercracker but one time in one episode. The origonal voice acter was Scattman Corthers. The same guy who did the voice of Hong Kong Phooey and he was the black guy in the origonal movie version of the Shinning. The one with Jack Nicholson. The guy who did the voice for Thundercraker also did the voices for Kup and Windcharger.
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4. Ultra Magnus was given the wrong information (intentionally?) He was told to Escort Prime to a special meeting.
The message actually was, he was to become Consort to Prime at this special meeting.
My Magnus muse would not be all that unhappy. :)
12. Thundercracker & Skywarp: What happened to dad, papa?
Starscream: Skyfire… had an accident…
Aww! Maybe that's why the relationship between them seems somewhat love/hate - it's normal family relationships between a father and his sometimes problematic adult sons.
21."If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"
I immediately thought of Starscream talking to Megatron.
37. Bumblebee is on the run from Sunstreaker after a good deed went terribly wrong…
The problem? Bumblebee was the PERFECT waxer and buffer.
...Because the first time Bee did a wax and buff job for Sunstreaker, it drove Sunny into a mindblowing overload.
43. The Autobots haven’t quite grasped the concept of Junk mail, emphasis on junk.
Spike: Guys don’t tell me your collecting those?
Sideswipe: Why not? You humans must post them for good reason. It says here on this one, to order lingerie at great prices. Aren’t they good prices?
Fireflight: Yeah, these are great! I just ordered a penis enlargement! Don’t know what it is but the letter was adamant it’s important to get one!
The hilarious part is, I think the TF equivalent of penis extentions would be a fair sight easier - spike upgrades? XD
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
And the next thing that happens in the kingdom of Heaven is that the Archangel Gabriel comes up to speak to God, informing His Divine Self that Saint Peter wishes to submit a polite request that His Holiness please give better directions to the entryway of the Matrix to all Cybertronian sparks, because the Pearly Gates are the Human Only entry to the Afterlife.
God (aka Primus), in His ineffableness, is amused.
54. The Court of Prime.
Ultra Magnus is the Consort, Elita-1 the queen, Prowl is the advisor, Ironhide the lead Guard, The Twins are the Prime’s Personal Guards and Huffer… is the Court Jester.
Hmm... so what's the difference between Consort and queen? Gender only?
55. ??? This is my mad uncle, Perceptor.
And this is my idiot cousin Hot Rod.
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack are Perceptor’s Creator!
And Hot Rod's grandparents.
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Only because of the cultural genocide the Quintessons enacted during their occupation, there are no records to show that the book is child's fiction.
59. Megatron: You will behave Starscream or your son, Sunstorm will be punished for your deeds.
60. Starscream begs for help from the Autobots, his son, Sunstorm has been brainwashed by Megatron and he would rather Sunstorm be with the Autobots then a pawn to Megatron’s absolute cruelty.
So The Autobots take him in, and Magnus in particular takes Sunstorm under his proverbial wing... and makes sure this self-apointed servent of Primus is directed on the right path...
61. Movieverse / 2007:
Bluestreak: My best friend is Reggie!
Bumblebee: As in annoying human, Reginald Simmons?
Bluestreak: Yeah that’s him.
Bumblebee: You must have landed on your head when you crashed.
*Enter human in question*
Simmons: Hey Bluebottle! Stop gabbing and lets go!
Bluestreak: OK, Reggie!
Simmons: *sigh* stop calling me that, Bluebottle. My name is Simmons, got it?
Bumblebee: Hey! Stop picking on Blue! And what did you do to him?!
Simmons: Why must you all assume, I’ve done something?
Bumblebee: Becauses you’re a slag!
Bluestreak: *Gasp* I want to go Reggie. L
Simmons: Sure thing kid.
*They leave*
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
For all his innocent cuteness, Blue can understand bad tempered affection.
65. Ironhide likes cats.
They're far more dignified, know how to clean themselves (though they do shed) and have far more dignified toilet habits.
74. Optimus never wanted to be Prime. It is only because he was lovers with Sentinal,
Did you get cut off here?
Anyway, I'm inclined to think of this as an AU version of my Consort senario (that has all of a handful of paragraphs of dialogue written and may not ever keep going) and it's a threesome with Sentinel's second Consort - Ultra Magnus.
77. Cybertronian’s are born Pregnant. There is however a downside. Cybertronian’s are born pregnant because they do not contain the building blocks to create a Spark once they are born. It is only through Catharsis of birth that a Spark can become. The moment a Sparkling is born it begins to absorb data which immediately overwrites the Spark data, nullifying it. So the sleeping Spark they carry is the ONLY one they will EVER carry.
This of course means giving birth is a very sacred and vital part of the continuation of their species and everyone carefully considers when the right time is to give birth and who to bond with to complete the Conception process.
...Interesting. I can'y help but think of my other parentage for Roddy, and think Magnus keeps a damn good eye on him simply because he's the only sparkling he and Optimus will ever have.
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Only because of the cultural genocide the Quintessons enacted during their occupation, there are no records to show that the book is child's fiction.
With the removal of records it would hard to find any actual proof to a lot of originally concieved idea's of Cybertron's history.
59. Megatron: You will behave Starscream or your son, Sunstorm will be punished for your deeds.
60. Starscream begs for help from the Autobots, his son, Sunstorm has been brainwashed by Megatron and he would rather Sunstorm be with the Autobots then a pawn to Megatron’s absolute cruelty.
So The Autobots take him in, and Magnus in particular takes Sunstorm under his proverbial wing... and makes sure this self-apointed servent of Primus is directed on the right path...
Would Magnus be a closet follower? Perhaps of an entirely different religion?
Well regardless I'm sure there will be a lot of contradictions and arguments.
61. Movieverse / 2007:
Bluestreak: My best friend is Reggie!
Bumblebee: As in annoying human, Reginald Simmons?
Bluestreak: Yeah that’s him.
Bumblebee: You must have landed on your head when you crashed.
*Enter human in question*
Simmons: Hey Bluebottle! Stop gabbing and lets go!
Bluestreak: OK, Reggie!
Simmons: *sigh* stop calling me that, Bluebottle. My name is Simmons, got it?
Bumblebee: Hey! Stop picking on Blue! And what did you do to him?!
Simmons: Why must you all assume, I’ve done something?
Bumblebee: Becauses you’re a slag!
Bluestreak: *Gasp* I want to go Reggie. L
Simmons: Sure thing kid.
*They leave*
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
For all his innocent cuteness, Blue can understand bad tempered affection.
Both Bluestreak and Simmons are misunderstood so they would naturally gravitate to each other. No-one else can understand them better then each other.
65. Ironhide likes cats.
They're far more dignified, know how to clean themselves (though they do shed) and have far more dignified toilet habits.
And don't lubricate on your foot.
(Heh and I am actually more of a dog lover but Ironhide struck me as more of a feline friend.)
74. Optimus never wanted to be Prime. It is only because he was lovers with Sentinal,
Did you get cut off here?
Anyway, I'm inclined to think of this as an AU version of my Consort senario (that has all of a handful of paragraphs of dialogue written and may not ever keep going) and it's a threesome with Sentinel's second Consort - Ultra Magnus.
Nah, just put the , instead if the .
77. Cybertronian’s are born Pregnant. There is however a downside. Cybertronian’s are born pregnant because they do not contain the building blocks to create a Spark once they are born. It is only through Catharsis of birth that a Spark can become. The moment a Sparkling is born it begins to absorb data which immediately overwrites the Spark data, nullifying it. So the sleeping Spark they carry is the ONLY one they will EVER carry.
This of course means giving birth is a very sacred and vital part of the continuation of their species and everyone carefully considers when the right time is to give birth and who to bond with to complete the Conception process.
...Interesting. I can'y help but think of my other parentage for Roddy, and think Magnus keeps a damn good eye on him simply because he's the only sparkling he and Optimus will ever have.
Although the other could still get pregnant... unless either one had a sparkling prior to HotRod?
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Exactly what I was thinking. It's a feature of my personal history that one of the biggest losses that was caused by the Quintessons was the destruction of a lot of cultural records of Cybertron. What survives of their culture is mostly hearsay and word-of-mouth stories, rendering a lot of stuff that was known as fact before the Quints into mythology with about as much credibility as the Authurian legends for us.
Would Magnus be a closet follower? Perhaps of an entirely different religion?
It was my Primus!Mags muse who spoke up there, but Magnus being just a normal religious 'Bot? That is more interesting. I personally go with him being Primusian and trying to correct Sunstorm's misunderstandings of the doctrines of the Church of Primus.
Well regardless I'm sure there will be a lot of contradictions and arguments.
That there would be!
And don't lubricate on your foot.
Actually, I was thinking that depends on what gender the cat is, because a male cat might decide to scent-mark Ironhide - I know my male cats used to mark the car. A female cat however... well that would work, up until she decides to have kittens inside his cab.
(Heh and I am actually more of a dog lover but Ironhide struck me as more of a feline friend.)
Cat person myself. ^_~
Although the other could still get pregnant... unless either one had a sparkling prior to HotRod?
I think I missed something in here - if neither have had a sparkling, that would mean they would be able to have two? If that's so, then Magnus had Roddy and Optimus has been holding off.
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Ope. I guess there is a small flaw in the bunny. I blame the insanity that comes with making bunnies.
Every Transformers is born pregnant so both Magnus and Optimus would ecah be able to have a sparkling (if they so choose to) but as the spark is already made, even though the bonding enables the spark to be born it is mainly from the carrier. (The other bonder would be like a a sperm bank of sorts.)
If this makes ANY sense then I'm awake, if not I was writing this while sleep walking. XD
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The message actually was, he was to become Consort to Prime at this special meeting.
My Magnus muse would not be all that unhappy. :)
Yay for Magnus Muse.
12. Thundercracker & Skywarp: What happened to dad, papa?
Starscream: Skyfire… had an accident…
Aww! Maybe that's why the relationship between them seems somewhat love/hate - it's normal family relationships between a father and his sometimes problematic adult sons.
Losing a parent and a partner would be hard on all. No doubt Starscream will be having some guilt issues and Thundercracker and Skywarp with a sort of abandonment issue.
21."If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"
I immediately thought of Starscream talking to Megatron.
They do fit, don't they. ^_^
37. Bumblebee is on the run from Sunstreaker after a good deed went terribly wrong…
The problem? Bumblebee was the PERFECT waxer and buffer.
...Because the first time Bee did a wax and buff job for Sunstreaker, it drove Sunny into a mindblowing overload.
Me&Bee: Pervert! Pervert! ;)
Tainted... tainted...
Bumblebee is going to be soooo traumatised. :D
43. The Autobots haven’t quite grasped the concept of Junk mail, emphasis on junk.
Spike: Guys don’t tell me your collecting those?
Sideswipe: Why not? You humans must post them for good reason. It says here on this one, to order lingerie at great prices. Aren’t they good prices?
Fireflight: Yeah, these are great! I just ordered a penis enlargement! Don’t know what it is but the letter was adamant it’s important to get one!
The hilarious part is, I think the TF equivalent of penis extentions would be a fair sight easier - spike upgrades? XD
I'm not male but I can only imagine the sort of pain, during AND after such an operation.
And lol at the Spike Upgrades... Damn the pervertion is catching!
???: Your name is... Spike? *grins*
Spike: Yes.
???: Really? Your. Name. Is. Spike? *starts to giggle*
Spike: What's wrong with my name?!
???: *Turns away laughing*
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
And the next thing that happens in the kingdom of Heaven is that the Archangel Gabriel comes up to speak to God, informing His Divine Self that Saint Peter wishes to submit a polite request that His Holiness please give better directions to the entryway of the Matrix to all Cybertronian sparks, because the Pearly Gates are the Human Only entry to the Afterlife.
God (aka Primus), in His ineffableness, is amused.
Because he put up wrong direction signs, because he was bored.
54. The Court of Prime.
Ultra Magnus is the Consort, Elita-1 the queen, Prowl is the advisor, Ironhide the lead Guard, The Twins are the Prime’s Personal Guards and Huffer… is the Court Jester.
Hmm... so what's the difference between Consort and queen? Gender only?
Could be. Or simply one is about marriage and the other strategic?
55. ??? This is my mad uncle, Perceptor.
And this is my idiot cousin Hot Rod.
???: So the genes got screwy with them?
57. Ratchet and Wheeljack are Perceptor’s Creator!
And Hot Rod's grandparents.
Makes me sad thinking of the G1 movie now. Poor Perceptor and HotRod. Also makes the scene with Arcee pulling in Wheeljack's body more pertinant.
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Spike: Yes.
???: Really? Your. Name. Is. Spike? *starts to giggle*
Spike: What's wrong with my name?!
???: *Turns away laughing*
XDDD Oooooh... now there's a hilarious situation! Poor Spike, he doesn't know why the Autobots find his name so funny and none of them are willing to admit to why.
Makes me sad thinking of the G1 movie now. Poor Perceptor and HotRod. Also makes the scene with Arcee pulling in Wheeljack's body more pertinant.
It does, - I was actually thinking of that when I was writing this.
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Art: Simmons as James Bond.
With additional extra of Transformer movie girls lavishing over him.
Oh, gods, yes! If only I could draw people... T-T
30. ... WHAT WAS SIDESWIPE THINKING?!
They promised him sex. Obviously.
36. TFA
Blackarachnia X Blurr
‘Step into my parlour, said the spider to the supercar. ‘
Incidentally, those are my two favourite characters in animated. XD
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
Optimus: This... doesn't look like the matrix...
Osiris (God of the Afterlife): Well, you're a weird looking Pharaoh!
Seti: Hey, Rameses, Hatshepsut, check out the n00b!
Optimus: ...okay, what's going on?
70. Crossover with Short Circuit.
I thought I was the only one who remembered that movie! Come to think of it, why HAVEN'T these two been crossed over yet?
R. Firestar X Moonracer
This, incidentally, is one of my favourite pairings. I didn't know they were the same VA...
78.???: Hound behalf yourself or I’ll put you on a leash!
Hound: Is that a promise?
I think you mean "behave". Regardless, the idea of Hound feeling so kinky is just fun! (I can see Mirage with a lustful smirk after the remark...)
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Art: Simmons as James Bond.
With additional extra of Transformer movie girls lavishing over him.
Oh, gods, yes! If only I could draw people... T-T
I've not done art since highschool over ten years ago. Neither do I have a Tablet. :( Otherwise I would be doing art instead of offering it up.
So I can't draw it either.
30. ... WHAT WAS SIDESWIPE THINKING?!
They promised him sex. Obviously.
Perceptor and Wheeljack thy name is Gigolo.
36. TFA
Blackarachnia X Blurr
‘Step into my parlour, said the spider to the supercar. ‘
Incidentally, those are my two favourite characters in animated. XD
:D My favourite is Blurr too!
49. Someone gets sent to the wrong afterlife.
Optimus: This... doesn't look like the matrix...
Osiris (God of the Afterlife): Well, you're a weird looking Pharaoh!
Seti: Hey, Rameses, Hatshepsut, check out the n00b!
Optimus: ...okay, what's going on?
*Pictures Optimus in a headdress and Egyptian skirt.*
70. Crossover with Short Circuit.
I thought I was the only one who remembered that movie! Come to think of it, why HAVEN'T these two been crossed over yet?
This makes two then! I can only ever find the poorer sequal.
And GOOD question.
R. Firestar X Moonracer
This, incidentally, is one of my favourite pairings. I didn't know they were the same VA...
There's so few Femmeslash fans. (I'm not one myself) And yes it quite surprised me too, in fact a few of them did.
78.???: Hound behalf yourself or I’ll put you on a leash!
Hound: Is that a promise?
I think you mean "behave". Regardless, the idea of Hound feeling so kinky is just fun! (I can see Mirage with a lustful smirk after the remark...)
I have been cursed by the typo God! lol Actually I end up doing that often thinking one word and writing a completely different one.
Hound is the undiscovered clown of the Autobots. Mirage REALLY appreciates being privvy to it.
O_O Now a thought springs to mind.
Mirage turns invisible and Hound overlaps him with a hologram of someone else! Now there's a kink!
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Reminds me of the Deuce Bigolo flicks... Haha... (Perceptor and Wheeljack, Cybertronian Gigolos... Who woulda thunk it?)
:D My favourite is Blurr too!
Yay!
*Pictures Optimus in a headdress and Egyptian skirt.*
Why did you have to say this? The last thing I needed was something else to be tempted to draw!
This makes two then! I can only ever find the poorer sequal.
I have them both. I hate the sequel, though.
There's so few Femmeslash fans. (I'm not one myself)
In this fandom, yes. Probably because there's so few "female" characters.
And yes it quite surprised me too, in fact a few of them did.
Yes, some VAs are so versatile...
I have been cursed by the typo God! lol Actually I end up doing that often thinking one word and writing a completely different one.
Hound is the undiscovered clown of the Autobots. Mirage REALLY appreciates being privvy to it. O_O Now a thought springs to mind.
Mirage turns invisible and Hound overlaps him with a hologram of someone else! Now there's a kink!
I could TOTALLY, now that I think of it, see these two being (secretly) one of the kinkiest couples on the Ark crew!
And imagine if someone walked in to see Hound getting frisky with what they saw as their bondmate/crush/themselves! But, hey, if nobody finds out, there's nothing wrong with a little roleplay! (Roleplaying Prowl, for example, can set loose all sorts of kinky cop fantasies! Hahaha...)
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5. Interesting twist.
7. Simmons: "Sparklings?"
Ratchet: "BABIES!"
Simmons: "..." *pales*
10. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* No wonder his notes are full of so many illustrations.
11. Very interesting. *makes note to check Wiki*
12. *stares* *LOVES*
16.
19.
21.
*LOVES* What movies are these from?
24. Optimus: "Does anyone know where Wheeljack and Perceptor are?"
Prowl: "'Con base."
Optimus: "... Why?"
Prowl: "Mythbusters marathon."
Optimus: *stares* "And you're not concerned about this... why?!"
Prowl: *shrugs* "With them not here, we can get the TV out of storage." *looks around* "Now, where did you hide the remote?"
25. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
27.
28.
Adorable!
29. ... I WANT TO SEE THIS!!!!
30. Sideswipe: "Sideswipe was thinking that now they owe him a big favor. Can you imagine the pranks I can pull off with their help?" *starry eyes* "It'll be amazing."
33. ...
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BLASTER, DID YOU GET HIT REALLY HARD IN THE HEAD OR SOMETHING? *thinks* Or maybe you were too young when you had them and weren't ready for the responsibility?
34. Eject and Rewind are the Cassettes of Soundwave (his first born), but he disowned them because they created Blaster against his wishes.
*LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *GRABS* (http://kirin-saga.livejournal.com/17481.html)
35. *LOVES* I WANT TO SEE!!!!
38. *LOVES* Let's see... Who could turn up? Perceptor (of course), Blaster, Red Alert, Springer...
41. That is cute. It really is. Awwwwwwwwwwww.
43. Spike: "..." *headdesk*
44. ... *LOVES* I wonder if anyone notices. Is he going slower? Faster? *thinks* Is he going backwards?
45. I love how calmly Perceptor said that. He could be missing half his body and it doesn't seem to phase him.
46. *cries* Someone needs to have a long talk with him right now.
(And NO I didn’t read Water-Smurfs post til afterwards. O_O )
With the number of telepaths in this community, I bet no one assumed you did.
50. *LOVES* Perceptor, Blaster, Skywarp, Astrotrain...
51. ISHTAR! *nods*
55.He'd make a good one.
56. *stares* Wow.
57. *LOVES*
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
*also wonders*
68. I've seen a few things like that, I think.
69. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
A. Now those Gestalt parts are rebelling against this forced union.
Oh, no! *worries*
B. Perceptor forgot. The voices in his head which he thought were normal started to try and take over and he didn’t know why.
*WANTS TO SEE*
C. Perceptor DIDN’T want to remain as a whole but the Gestalt individuals didn’t want to be stupid anymore. So they refused to disassemble. (which led me to number 70. J )
Poor Perceptor! I wonder if he can get anyone to help him.
72. Hook and Prowl! *happy*
X. Hook X Springer
Interesting.
77. Very interesting.
B. (For all you Perceptor lovers!)
Perceptor couldn’t decide between Ratchet and Wheeljack to help complete his Sparkling so for many years he held on waiting for the right time and the right choice to present themselves.
But the Decepticons are infinitely cruel and see nothing more crueller then to take away a mechs choice. So when Perceptor is captured…
*growls* YOU BIG MEANIES!!!! *attacks Decepticons*
C. Cassettes are premature Sparks, that have been birthed through trauma and with only half the required building blocks. Before the war Soundwave and Blaster were created as Nursebots. Designed to hold and carry these ‘half’ Sparks, or Cassettes as they are better known as.
*LOVES*
79. *LOVES* Perceptor!
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Jeff Goldblum's character? hang on. Yes it was Alan Grant played by Sam Neil. Lol yeah that would be interesting.
5. Interesting twist.
It always seemed to me that a lot more of the Decepticons had an appreciation of the Earth, besides it's energy.
7. Simmons: "Sparklings?"
Ratchet: "BABIES!"
Simmons: "..." *pales*
Simmons isn't such an asshole underneath.
11. Very interesting. *makes note to check Wiki*
It's a great game. I know lots of us like Silent Hill and it's that sort of game.
16.
19.
21.
*LOVES* What movies are these from?
I picked them out of a movie quotes site so I'm not entirely sure of all of them. 16. I know is from Harvey. 19. Is taken from 2001: A Space Oddyssy. 21. I haven't a clue.
24. Optimus: "Does anyone know where Wheeljack and Perceptor are?"
Prowl: "'Con base."
Optimus: "... Why?"
Prowl: "Mythbusters marathon."
Optimus: *stares* "And you're not concerned about this... why?!"
Prowl: *shrugs* "With them not here, we can get the TV out of storage." *looks around* "Now, where did you hide the remote?"
Lol. I bet it would get to the stage where they would be shoving Peceptor and Wheeljack to hang out with those lovely Decepticon boys.
??: The kids are gone yay!
*Ping* There goes another bunny.
30. Sideswipe: "Sideswipe was thinking that now they owe him a big favor. Can you imagine the pranks I can pull off with their help?" *starry eyes* "It'll be amazing."
BOOOOOM!
Decepticon: What happened?
???: The Ark... it's gone! There's nothing but a mushroom cloud there now.
33. ...
...
BLASTER, DID YOU GET HIT REALLY HARD IN THE HEAD OR SOMETHING? *thinks* Or maybe you were too young when you had them and weren't ready for the responsibility?
Blaster: They were bastard children... of rape. I couldn't deal with it.
34. Eject and Rewind are the Cassettes of Soundwave (his first born), but he disowned them because they created Blaster against his wishes.
*LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *GRABS*
Weeeee. Will comment over there later.
38. *LOVES* Let's see... Who could turn up? Perceptor (of course), Blaster, Red Alert, Springer...
Of course. :)
41. That is cute. It really is. Awwwwwwwwwwww.
I know. It would make a good one-shot.
43. Spike: "..." *headdesk*
Sideswupe: We had to order everything in your name though.
Spike: O_O Dad's going to kill me!
44. ... *LOVES* I wonder if anyone notices. Is he going slower? Faster? *thinks* Is he going backwards?
Ooooh backwards.
Kup: I remember this fellow from way back. Quite up himself he was.
45. I love how calmly Perceptor said that. He could be missing half his body and it doesn't seem to phase him.
With what we've been doing to him, it's probably become commonstance.
50. *LOVES* Perceptor, Blaster, Skywarp, Astrotrain...
Interesting choices.
Bumblebee: ..what? …what… just… happened?
*also wonders*
I've been reading a Simmons centric foc and this struck me with the last chapter I read.
69. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
Thought you might ;)
72. Hook and Prowl! *happy*
Lol. I was picking characters I thought had connections with the original canon's used.
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Can't wait if you do, do something for 29.
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It explains why he's so obsessive about his appearance. No matter what he does, he can't get the feelings of the dings and dents occurring and the imagery of their presence out of his head. And his 'vanity' is mearly him focusing on his looks because of fear.
67. Ironhide as Ironside?
Misread this at first. I'd thought it said Ironhide as Ironsides. Which is a famous [sort of] navy sailing ship, also called the USS Constitution (http://www.schoonerman.com/iron.htm).
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I like the thought process.
Misread this at first. I'd thought it said Ironhide as Ironsides. Which is a famous [sort of] navy sailing ship, also called the USS Constitution.
Ironhide has a fun name to play with. :D
Interesting.
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I really like this bunny and wish to adopt it ^^
how do I do that? must I sign in the comm and write it here? or can I just give a link to another place where I'll post it?
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