Transformers Bunny Farm

1. Things are going well for the Autobots; the tides of the war are currently in their favor, casualties to their side have been at a minimum and, best of all, they’ve captured the Decepticon’s new Air Commander, Starscream. Of course all good things must come to an end and their lucky streak is about to come to an end with their violent crash arrival on an unknown planet. But perhaps it isn’t as unknown as they thought; Starscream seems to know a lot about the humid jungle now surrounding them, as well as the often dangerous wildlife within it.

2. This was more a damnation of themselves, their lost faith, than any punishing of a criminal. And it sickened Optimus to see what those he had fought for and led were capable of when angry and afraid.

3. Legend says that when grief overpowers happiness the northern star loses its light and falls down on earth where thee become a man. One person alone can help...

4. Shrapnel paused in his consumption of the large fir tree in his claws, an odd move in itself, which should have alerted his cohorts, and gazed about himself with questioning optics. Something smelled good… something smelled really good, and… it was, Kickback!

5. Insecticons x Starscream (Oh they liked their little partner, yes indeed, they could just eat him right up…)

6. Soundwave x Jazz x Starscream

I've got more bunnies and a question; can I post full story plots on here, I can never seem to start, let alone finish, most of them. And I've got a list... Anyway; to the bunnies!

1.  The battered Seeker laid in the small trench his crash had dug, the walls of the canyon rising up above him like sunburned sentinels, twisted metal and overheated fluids making plip and screech sounds with every halfhearted move he made.

2. He could almost fool himself into believing that the Seeker could actually see something in those bits of swirling sand…

3. Blue optics looked over the human lettering adorning the Decepticon’s paintjob with open disdain. ‘Don’t give me that look; your people did it to ours first.’

4. ‘I’ll bet you were real interesting as a sparkling.’ ‘Oh, he was…’

5. Skywarp blinked dumbly for a moment after the small control panel unintentionally whizzed by his helm before a wicked grin broke out across his faceplates. ‘Aw, ’Screamer, that’s not nice; what’d that panel ever do to you?’

6. ‘Are you crazy, or just suicidal?!’ Only laughter met the horrified question.

1.       (Movies) ‘I always wondered how much like your brother you were.’

2.       (Movies) ‘I can’t believe I’m jealous of an Earthling satellite!’

3.       (Shattered Glass) ‘Please, I beg you; don’t hurt them,’ the chained Seeker pleaded as he crawled forward to rest before the dark Prime’s peds, ‘please, as a first… and last, favor to your bond-mate.’

4.       (G1) ‘You, Autobots are so self-righteous, it’s pathetic, you’re nothing but a bunch of hypocrites… You want to know what happened to us after you banished our kind to that Primus-damned, Pit-hole Charr? We starved! We starved and died until we began killing our kin for the energon flowing through their systems! We were cannibals; and it is all your fault!’

5.       It was then that he noticed the absence of Starscream’s reflection in the grand mirrors surrounding them…

6.       In the darkest hours of night he would flee his mortal confines and dance in a long held ritual of homage and envy to those loved enough by the gods that they could die.

7.       Well, there were worse things than being stuck in an exceedingly small space with the oddly silent Starscream… Besides it would give Optimus a chance to learn more about the Seeker right? …Now if Starscream would just get his heel-thruster out of his crotch-plate…

1. The Seekers left Cybertron long before the war finally burst into existence, leaving the two factions to land on a very different Earth than they otherwise would; one with giant, robot protectors already in place and a very integrated cultural scheme.

2. At Skywarp’s panicked cry of ‘Megatron’s happy, run for your lives!’ every ‘Con within hearing range began fleeing the base.

3. Dead End/Breakdown + Hitchhiker’s Guide POV Gun

4. They had rescued him from their counterparts, repaired his numerous wounds and, returned him to his position of power with feelings of the upmost trust and concern. None of them noticed the odd glint in his optics or heard the dark voice whispering across a newly formed spark-bond to him, none of them knew of the monster who had claimed him.

5. Soundwave’s visor flickered in puzzled surprise at the image he received in reward for attempting to enter Starscream’s mind, the Seeker continuing on unconcerned with his prying. Another attempt, same result; a little Earth bird holding up a sign emblazoned with the phrase; ‘out to lunch, back in five’, and cheeping cutely.

6. Mikaela approached the downed Decepticon flyer cautiously, a saddened dread settling in her stomach, fingers stretching out to trace over Starscream’s mouthpiece. Something bad had happened here, something terrible…

7. He stared sadly at the damaged Autobot, an old ache welling up within his spark at the knowledge of what was to happen to him. He had been forced into a spark-bond long ago, and he was still trying to escape the agony it caused…