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tf_bunny_farmWell I thought I better post this new list before I end up with the first 200+ Bunny list for the farm.
Expect repeats. It's so easy to lose track now.
And my obligatory massive tags list.
1. Perceptor was a scientist with a psychotropic drug dependency. Thus his experiments and theories were passed off as ravings of a crazy man and non viable.
2. They were not alien captives in Roswell. They were humans who worked there!
Autobots = Non-military Personnel. Decepticons = Military Personnel.
3. Human AU: Perceptor was a long-term patient in a hospital. He only came in to get well, he didn’t count on becoming the target flirtation of two male Doctors; Doctor Ratchet and Doctor Wheeljack. Nor did he expect to reciprocate their subtle advances.
4. Human AU: They were the amazing Twin Speedsters; Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Racing car champions! But when a stranger comes along claiming they have a younger brother they become suspicious. After all with fame and money they are quite popular and can be targets for the unscrupulous.
5. The Stand Crossover.
Captain Trips killed without compassion. Those that were immune found themselves having dreams. Some dreaming of a gentle old lady calling herself Prima/us and others dreaming of a dark man by the name of Unicron.
6. Human AU: Jazz was working undercover for the US Government, his job to infiltrate Terrorist factions. He gets found out and has to endure torturous session. He finds relief in thinking of Prowl. But the Torturers would not even let him have that.
7. Human AU: Starscream is best friends with Skyfire but when he starts having feelings for his friend he gets confused about his sexuality and his relationship with his friend. Also the last thing he wants is for his brothers Skywarp and Thundercracker to get an inkling of his feelings. He doesn’t know how they will react and is afraid they may be homophobic.
8. Human AU: Soundwave is freaking. As a single father it’s hard work, especially with all boys. And now his youngest son Ratbat has gone missing from Kindergarten.
9. Non human AU. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover fan fiction…. And twin incest. They are not amused.
(Because I don’t like Sunstreaker and Sideswipe as a couple. )
10. One of the Autobots is a werebot!
11. Who was the first Autobot to upgrade into a transformer? And how did it come about? Well they were called Dion, and this was a well guarded secret.
12. Optimus? appears during the G1 movie fight at his own death. He is there to make sure it DOES happen.
13. HotRod was really a young clone of Optimus Prime. Except no-one but Prime and ???? knew.
14. Skywarp is seen as dumb and absolutely loyal to the Decepticons. This is a ruse of major proportions. He is in fact an Autobot Spy.
(Been done I’m sure but in case it’s here anyway.)
15. Teletraan-1 is an Autobot. He simply volunteered to have his spark merged into a ship. No-one ever remembers he once had a body of his own.
16. Sparkling!Scavenger G1 Because it’s cute! ^^ Especially with five grumpy Constructicons having to take care of him.
17. Powerglide, Warpath and Beachcomber were once a Triplechanger. Until they divided into the individuals they are today.
18. Dion was erased from history. The question is why? (and my answer is don’t know)
19. Bumblebee meets Herbie. (I think I even had this bunny up before. Not sure though.)
20. 2007/Movieverse:
Miles dog has been Dog-napped!
Now the Autobots have been conscripted in finding the big mutt.
(Just in case anyone didn’t notice in the movie Miles was washing a very big dog.)
OR
21. Those from Cybertron were not the first aliens to land on Earth and hide. There was also a shape shifting race that landed prior. This psychic species foresaw the battle of Mission City so secreted themselves into the homes of the humans involved. In order to watch from the sidelines.
Mojo is one, so is Mile’s Dog. Mikaela has a rat ect…
(Simmons could also be one of them. ;) )
22. Optimus was injured in battle so Huffer took his trailer back. Only to be accousted by…
A. A bunch of human fans wanting Prime’s autograph. And in which an initially hesitant Huffer soon revels in the attention. (Even if he is technically a fraud.)
B. The Decepticons, thinking that he is also the real Prime.
C. Newbie Decepticons fans! Who want Prime’s Autograph.
23. The Twins babysit a Sparkling!Huffer!
24. Teen human gets turned into a Transformers, or some hot female character.
Yawn!
Sparkplug gets turned into an Transformer!
Yay!
(And let’s face it, he has the right name)
25. Perceptor was in danger and had to protect himself. He wouldn’t dare tell anyone, as whomever he told would be killed. He was deathly afraid. The only way to escape was to disappear altogether. So Perceptor changed his name and his body. No-one knows who he is now or why he went missing. Except the cause of course.
26. Art: Transformers of the world.
27. Star-Trek crossover
The Borg wish to assimilate Cybertronian’s into their collective. And it’s harder then they/it thought.
28. Random Human: I want to buy your ship.
???: Buy? Huh?
29. Woman: Hello. I am a representative of God and would like to talk to you about his loving work. I have a leaflet if you care to read. Do you believe in his graciousness? He loves all his children.
Megatron: What? Who the hell are you and how did you get into our UNDERwater base? O_o
30. The Priests of the Church of Primus were told to go to Earth and halt the war. Their credo was one of non-violence. The Decepticons naturally abhor the suggestion but the Autobots are keen, until the sect tries and in some cases succeeds in converting some of the Autobots to the Church.
31. Mirage was the only upperclass survivor of the ongoing war. Due to this he has inherited everything of the nobility.
32. Shockwave was left behind because he was a Sparkling. Megatron is shocked after awakening from the crash and contacting Cybertron to find a vastly older and different Shockwave then the one he left.
33. Megatron wasn’t his original name. He was built as the same time as Soundwave and Shockwave. So his real name was actually SolarWave. He wanted to be distinct from his brothers though.
A. Or his other name was TidalWave! ;)
34. To go with 33. Along with Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave, there was another brother, Tidalwave. He was thought dead after an early skirmish, but that fact is he was knocked off-line and buried for a VERY, VERY long time.
35. What if before the G1 movie, the Autobots and Decepticons finally agreed on a peace treaty? But then one day Megatron goes missing and is replaced by the more vicious Galvatron.
36. Rumble and Frenzy are on a quest. The quest being to find the most annoying lines of a movie/television programme. They rate the annoyingness on how quickly using the same line over and over makes someone crack. The quicker someone cracks the more annoying the line.
Today’s line is… ’Puppy Power!’ And they think they’re onto a winner.
37. Red Alert doesn’t actually have a glitch. He fakes it. Why? Because he fears Inferno will leave him otherwise.
38. ‘Ignore the Mech behind the curtain!’
39. The seeker trio as characters from the Wizard of Oz.
Scarecrow = Skywarp
Tinman = Starscream
Lion = Thundercracker
Oh and..
Dorothy = Bumblebee
Toto = Spike
The Wicked Witch = Megatron
The Good Witch = Jazz (more fun then Optimus)
Mech behind the curtain = Perceptor
Auntie Em and Uncle ??? = The Twins?
40. Soundwave: *cackles*
???: Uh-oh
41. Shockwave: ‘ey up w’t ya drunkoon sssssailor, eargull, ergly…? EARLY! In the morning’
???: I told you not to give him that high grade!
42. Optimus Prime: I am leader and I say we go to the beach and play volleyball!
Prowl: But the Deceptic…
Optimus Prime: VOLLEYball!!!!
43. Bluestreak: ….
*World Breaks*
44. Movieverse/2007verse:
Miles was in fact NOT human. He was merely the hologram of another Transformer hiding on Earth.
45. Movieverse/2007verse:
Mikaela wasn’t telling the whole truth about her past…
She is actually a cross-dressing androgyny male.
46. Prowl: Logic is for pansies.
??: Say what?!
47. TFA:
Sari dies…
That’s it. :)
48. SKYwarp is good friends with Starscream. When his big brother SKYfire sees the seeker and falls madly in love, Skywarp becomes jealous of his friendship.
Skyfire: You have to introduce me ‘warpy.
Skywarp: Why?
Skyfire: He’s sooo… so good looking.
Skywarp: Sick. He’s my buddy.
Skyfire: Sorry, sorry. That was immature of me.
Skywarp: Hmmph
Starscream: Warp what are you doing we’re late for training.
Skyfire: Errr, ahhh. Hel…
Skywarp: RIGHT! Lets go! *Drags Starscream away*
49. Not every Transformer is capable of getting an Earth alt mode.
50. Jazz becomes a Pimp Mobile.
51. Soundwave becomes a Pimp Mobile.
52. Hook: I am not a Doctor, I’m a Constructicon!
???: But I need repairs!
Hook: Well I build things I don’t fix things.
???: But you always…
Hook: Not anymore.
53. Megatron: Hook can I…
Hook: NO! NO! NO!
Megatron: *squeak* …sorry…
54. Why did it look as though he was trying to scream? His face in perpetual terror.
55. Art: Soundwave wearing bling and gangster gear and performing a wicked sign with his hands.
56. Art: Eject, Rewind, Frenzy and Rumble dressed in caps held low and leaning cool like against a wall.
57. Eject and Rewind agree to Babysit Bluestreak with their own Sparkling Blaster. Blaster and Bluestreak then get into the Candy Energon jar when they‘re not looking.
58. Huffer had a secret crush. Unfortunately it wasn’t going to be a secret much longer when in a fit of depression he got drunk and is now trying to slink into the lap of a bemused…
59. Jazz: Jazz is so boring. I can’t be called after such a slow music style. I’m Hip! So I’m changing my designation to Techno.
60. ??: Hey Prowl, what came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
61: ???: You kissed me? Why?
???: I think I love you.
???: Well then that’s going to be a problem. I Despise you.
???: I know.
62.CatsTransformers don’t dance.
63. Blurr’s whole body is so hyped with Energon, no-one can touch him without getting burned at the energy he leaks off. This is a problem for Blurr in a relationship.
64. Megatron: Good boy Starscream.
Starscream: *Wags his aft.*
Megatron: Does my little Screamy want his treat?
Starscream: *Sits on aft and begs with pleading eyes*
65. (Another Silent Hill type Bunny and bringing back a bit of an old bunny of mine. Good to know there are other fans of the Game series)
Smokescreen had a letter from his dead lover and it led him to this place, Hebetate Mesa. (didn’t want to use a known place so made this up. J )
Smokescreen: Perceptor?!
*??? Turns to face him.*
Smokescreen: No… Your not.
???: Do I look like your bonded?
Smokescreen: … Perceptor…?
???: No. My name is… Preceptor.
Now for the return of some old Bunnies I posted at the birth of the Farm. With some freshening up in places….
(Because lots more people are here then when it began. Hello all. *waves to now familiar names* )
And so tempting to post more then I have.
66. Powerglide was always a bit of a show-off. This time his crazy stunt went very wrong and now the little guy has to live life as a groundpounder.
67. Twins Rumble and Frenzy meet your Big brothers, Twins Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
??: Soundwave has lost his marbles?! Seriously, Rumble and Frenzy are his kids so then if this is true wouldn’t that make…. ?! O_O
Jazz: Kids I’ve got to tell you something…
68. Ravage must kidnap a baby for the Decepticons to ransom, stuck on his own Ravage has to relive 'babysitting' all over again. He discovers that Squishies have their own sort of baby issues.
69. AU: A virulent computer virus threatens to wipe out the super-information highway. The government creates an anti-virus with sentience. Transformers become AI's of Earth origin.
But the Decepticon virus proves to be highly intelligent in return.
70. Flesh and machine. In a distant future the transformers have found a way to breed body parts. Thus begins the new age of transformers where slowly mechanical parts are being exchanged for flesh. A new fad? The end of an era? Or a new beginning?
And back to resume the regularly scheduled programme…
71. Someone manages to hack into Fireflight’s CPU and now he is acting in a very unFireFlight way. Skydive is determined to find the cause and cure his brother with the aid of the other Aerialbots.
72. The other Aerialbots are jealous of Fireflight. Why does HE get an Energon Lolly for being a goodboy in Ratchet’s medbay?
73. Movieverse / 2007: Optimus remembers the day when a cocky little Autobot called Jazz first joined his team.
74. Movieverse / 2007: The stress of discovering your son has been palling with giant alien robots puts pressure on the Whitwicky Parents. Judy Especially… d.i.v.o.r.c.e that dreaded word comes up for Sam.
75. Movieverse / 2007:
Frenzy: Frenzy no find barri-cade-cade.
*Meanwhile far far away.*
Barricade: This is great! No annoying Frenzy to pester me. You’re so much better as a partner Nokiacon.
Nokiacon: *Beep, beep*
76. Skywarp is considered stupid. So he becomes an honourary Dinobot!
77. On the battlefield, First Aid comes across a badly damaged Thrust. He fixes the worst of the damage as First Aid simply can’t leave an injured bot to die. Unfortunately it is discovered and seen as a betrayal of sorts.
78. Movieverse / 2007:
Simmons just wants a drink but the vending machine refuses to take his money. Reggie gets frustrated and secrets onlookers are amused.
‘Good boy Dewcon.’
79. Movieverse /2007: It was a curious sight. Simmons was not amused at the trailing, tail wagging Scorponok. Everyone just wondered why the little drone liked Simmons so much.
80. Movieverse / 2007: Simmons has a grudge against the Whitwicky family. It all stems back to Captain Archibald and another now deceased Simmons.
81.
HELP ME WITH MY MIND!
Ron Whitwicky X Reggie Simmons.
O_O
82.
Reggie Simmons X Maggie Madsen.
???: How did he get a hottie like her?!
83. Movieverse / 2007: Bumblebee watches a much younger Sam, learning to ride a bike with his parents. It reminds him that he never knew his own creators.
84. Seaspray wants to get his speech impediment fixed.
85. The worlds revolve around Perceptor. He knows; it’s just a matter of learning this for everyone else.
Perceptor is the Spark of the universe.
86. Alpha Trion never told Optimus but in order for him to be born, Orion and Dion had to be merged.
87. He looked into the mirror… and saw nothing.
88. No-one knew that the Optimus that walked and talked like Optimus was in fact a husk, filled with something else entirely.
89. Relationships within ranks were strictly forbidden, so Sunstreaker and Sideswipe never corrected the assumption that they were twins.
90. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are not related, but Red Alert is the twin to one of them.
91. Replying to a list I had a thought, Tracks and Kat from Red Dwarf have a lot in common.
92.
???: Question. How can you tell when Huffer is depressed?
???: When he smiles?
93.
???: Question. How can you tell when Dead End is happy?
???: When he’s about to ram into you at full speed on a suicide run?
94.
???: Question.
???: I don’t know. Now stop asking me!
95.
‘Perceptor doesn’t have an answer? What’s wrong with him?!’
96.
Ratchet as a doctor sees all his patients like his own children. EVEN Optimus!
97. The Matrix rejects Optimus.
98. In favour of Megatron!
99. MetalHogtron style!
The worst day imaginable starts with an attack by the Decepticons and ends with Megatron victorious. *enter name here* finds himself stuck in a loop of that day, and must find a way to stop the bad things. If he ever wishes to escape the hold of time.
100. G1. Starscream is the King of the skies, no-one else matches up to his talent from any other squadron. Being the Scientist he is, Starscream creates two new bodies (that match his greatness), all he needs are sparks to fill them.
Enter two volunteers, or rather unwilling volunteers that Starscream
manipulates into what he hopes would be the perfect additions to his Trine.
Their sparks react strangely to the experiments and Starscream ends up with two mindlessly loyal, uniquely skilled individuals.
Their memories erased, all Skywarp and Thundercracker know is what Starscream allowed them to.
101. Skywarp and Thundercracker are servant/creations of Starscream. However they start to get their memories back.
102. Starscream remembers a time when he was known as Dion.
103. The Constructicons create their own mini gestalt.
104. Soundwave’s Cassettes get turned into a gestalt.
105. Blaster’s Cassettes get turned into a Gestalt.
106. When the other Stunticons aren’t around Motormaster abuses himself.
107. It is under false impressions that Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons. The fact everyone assumes he is, makes him perfect as a fake. The real puppeteer with the Decepticon strings is….
108. Orion Pax loves Ariel.
Optimus Primes does NOT love Elita-1.
109. The war is at an end but with it’s end comes new beginnings of Cybertron. Will the council be resurrected? Will the Neutrals come out of hiding? Are there any defectors left?
110. Unicron just wants hugs. Unfortunately his have a tendency to be deadly.
Unicron: I’ll hug you and pet you and call you George.
111. Wheeljack loses interest in creating. All his idea’s end up literally blowing up in his face. Now it’s up to the whole of the Ark to cheer up the Engineer.
112. Huffer HATES being on Earth. The humans are annoying. But sometimes, he actually likes one of them.
113. Movieverse / 2007
Miles: Hey it’s a cute version of Optimus!
Huffer: Please don’t.
Expect repeats. It's so easy to lose track now.
And my obligatory massive tags list.
1. Perceptor was a scientist with a psychotropic drug dependency. Thus his experiments and theories were passed off as ravings of a crazy man and non viable.
2. They were not alien captives in Roswell. They were humans who worked there!
Autobots = Non-military Personnel. Decepticons = Military Personnel.
3. Human AU: Perceptor was a long-term patient in a hospital. He only came in to get well, he didn’t count on becoming the target flirtation of two male Doctors; Doctor Ratchet and Doctor Wheeljack. Nor did he expect to reciprocate their subtle advances.
4. Human AU: They were the amazing Twin Speedsters; Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Racing car champions! But when a stranger comes along claiming they have a younger brother they become suspicious. After all with fame and money they are quite popular and can be targets for the unscrupulous.
5. The Stand Crossover.
Captain Trips killed without compassion. Those that were immune found themselves having dreams. Some dreaming of a gentle old lady calling herself Prima/us and others dreaming of a dark man by the name of Unicron.
6. Human AU: Jazz was working undercover for the US Government, his job to infiltrate Terrorist factions. He gets found out and has to endure torturous session. He finds relief in thinking of Prowl. But the Torturers would not even let him have that.
7. Human AU: Starscream is best friends with Skyfire but when he starts having feelings for his friend he gets confused about his sexuality and his relationship with his friend. Also the last thing he wants is for his brothers Skywarp and Thundercracker to get an inkling of his feelings. He doesn’t know how they will react and is afraid they may be homophobic.
8. Human AU: Soundwave is freaking. As a single father it’s hard work, especially with all boys. And now his youngest son Ratbat has gone missing from Kindergarten.
9. Non human AU. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover fan fiction…. And twin incest. They are not amused.
(Because I don’t like Sunstreaker and Sideswipe as a couple. )
10. One of the Autobots is a werebot!
11. Who was the first Autobot to upgrade into a transformer? And how did it come about? Well they were called Dion, and this was a well guarded secret.
12. Optimus? appears during the G1 movie fight at his own death. He is there to make sure it DOES happen.
13. HotRod was really a young clone of Optimus Prime. Except no-one but Prime and ???? knew.
14. Skywarp is seen as dumb and absolutely loyal to the Decepticons. This is a ruse of major proportions. He is in fact an Autobot Spy.
(Been done I’m sure but in case it’s here anyway.)
15. Teletraan-1 is an Autobot. He simply volunteered to have his spark merged into a ship. No-one ever remembers he once had a body of his own.
16. Sparkling!Scavenger G1 Because it’s cute! ^^ Especially with five grumpy Constructicons having to take care of him.
17. Powerglide, Warpath and Beachcomber were once a Triplechanger. Until they divided into the individuals they are today.
18. Dion was erased from history. The question is why? (and my answer is don’t know)
19. Bumblebee meets Herbie. (I think I even had this bunny up before. Not sure though.)
20. 2007/Movieverse:
Miles dog has been Dog-napped!
Now the Autobots have been conscripted in finding the big mutt.
(Just in case anyone didn’t notice in the movie Miles was washing a very big dog.)
OR
21. Those from Cybertron were not the first aliens to land on Earth and hide. There was also a shape shifting race that landed prior. This psychic species foresaw the battle of Mission City so secreted themselves into the homes of the humans involved. In order to watch from the sidelines.
Mojo is one, so is Mile’s Dog. Mikaela has a rat ect…
(Simmons could also be one of them. ;) )
22. Optimus was injured in battle so Huffer took his trailer back. Only to be accousted by…
A. A bunch of human fans wanting Prime’s autograph. And in which an initially hesitant Huffer soon revels in the attention. (Even if he is technically a fraud.)
B. The Decepticons, thinking that he is also the real Prime.
C. Newbie Decepticons fans! Who want Prime’s Autograph.
23. The Twins babysit a Sparkling!Huffer!
24. Teen human gets turned into a Transformers, or some hot female character.
Yawn!
Sparkplug gets turned into an Transformer!
Yay!
(And let’s face it, he has the right name)
25. Perceptor was in danger and had to protect himself. He wouldn’t dare tell anyone, as whomever he told would be killed. He was deathly afraid. The only way to escape was to disappear altogether. So Perceptor changed his name and his body. No-one knows who he is now or why he went missing. Except the cause of course.
26. Art: Transformers of the world.
27. Star-Trek crossover
The Borg wish to assimilate Cybertronian’s into their collective. And it’s harder then they/it thought.
28. Random Human: I want to buy your ship.
???: Buy? Huh?
29. Woman: Hello. I am a representative of God and would like to talk to you about his loving work. I have a leaflet if you care to read. Do you believe in his graciousness? He loves all his children.
Megatron: What? Who the hell are you and how did you get into our UNDERwater base? O_o
30. The Priests of the Church of Primus were told to go to Earth and halt the war. Their credo was one of non-violence. The Decepticons naturally abhor the suggestion but the Autobots are keen, until the sect tries and in some cases succeeds in converting some of the Autobots to the Church.
31. Mirage was the only upperclass survivor of the ongoing war. Due to this he has inherited everything of the nobility.
32. Shockwave was left behind because he was a Sparkling. Megatron is shocked after awakening from the crash and contacting Cybertron to find a vastly older and different Shockwave then the one he left.
33. Megatron wasn’t his original name. He was built as the same time as Soundwave and Shockwave. So his real name was actually SolarWave. He wanted to be distinct from his brothers though.
A. Or his other name was TidalWave! ;)
34. To go with 33. Along with Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave, there was another brother, Tidalwave. He was thought dead after an early skirmish, but that fact is he was knocked off-line and buried for a VERY, VERY long time.
35. What if before the G1 movie, the Autobots and Decepticons finally agreed on a peace treaty? But then one day Megatron goes missing and is replaced by the more vicious Galvatron.
36. Rumble and Frenzy are on a quest. The quest being to find the most annoying lines of a movie/television programme. They rate the annoyingness on how quickly using the same line over and over makes someone crack. The quicker someone cracks the more annoying the line.
Today’s line is… ’Puppy Power!’ And they think they’re onto a winner.
37. Red Alert doesn’t actually have a glitch. He fakes it. Why? Because he fears Inferno will leave him otherwise.
38. ‘Ignore the Mech behind the curtain!’
39. The seeker trio as characters from the Wizard of Oz.
Scarecrow = Skywarp
Tinman = Starscream
Lion = Thundercracker
Oh and..
Dorothy = Bumblebee
Toto = Spike
The Wicked Witch = Megatron
The Good Witch = Jazz (more fun then Optimus)
Mech behind the curtain = Perceptor
Auntie Em and Uncle ??? = The Twins?
40. Soundwave: *cackles*
???: Uh-oh
41. Shockwave: ‘ey up w’t ya drunkoon sssssailor, eargull, ergly…? EARLY! In the morning’
???: I told you not to give him that high grade!
42. Optimus Prime: I am leader and I say we go to the beach and play volleyball!
Prowl: But the Deceptic…
Optimus Prime: VOLLEYball!!!!
43. Bluestreak: ….
*World Breaks*
44. Movieverse/2007verse:
Miles was in fact NOT human. He was merely the hologram of another Transformer hiding on Earth.
45. Movieverse/2007verse:
Mikaela wasn’t telling the whole truth about her past…
She is actually a cross-dressing androgyny male.
46. Prowl: Logic is for pansies.
??: Say what?!
47. TFA:
Sari dies…
That’s it. :)
48. SKYwarp is good friends with Starscream. When his big brother SKYfire sees the seeker and falls madly in love, Skywarp becomes jealous of his friendship.
Skyfire: You have to introduce me ‘warpy.
Skywarp: Why?
Skyfire: He’s sooo… so good looking.
Skywarp: Sick. He’s my buddy.
Skyfire: Sorry, sorry. That was immature of me.
Skywarp: Hmmph
Starscream: Warp what are you doing we’re late for training.
Skyfire: Errr, ahhh. Hel…
Skywarp: RIGHT! Lets go! *Drags Starscream away*
49. Not every Transformer is capable of getting an Earth alt mode.
50. Jazz becomes a Pimp Mobile.
51. Soundwave becomes a Pimp Mobile.
52. Hook: I am not a Doctor, I’m a Constructicon!
???: But I need repairs!
Hook: Well I build things I don’t fix things.
???: But you always…
Hook: Not anymore.
53. Megatron: Hook can I…
Hook: NO! NO! NO!
Megatron: *squeak* …sorry…
54. Why did it look as though he was trying to scream? His face in perpetual terror.
55. Art: Soundwave wearing bling and gangster gear and performing a wicked sign with his hands.
56. Art: Eject, Rewind, Frenzy and Rumble dressed in caps held low and leaning cool like against a wall.
57. Eject and Rewind agree to Babysit Bluestreak with their own Sparkling Blaster. Blaster and Bluestreak then get into the Candy Energon jar when they‘re not looking.
58. Huffer had a secret crush. Unfortunately it wasn’t going to be a secret much longer when in a fit of depression he got drunk and is now trying to slink into the lap of a bemused…
59. Jazz: Jazz is so boring. I can’t be called after such a slow music style. I’m Hip! So I’m changing my designation to Techno.
60. ??: Hey Prowl, what came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
61: ???: You kissed me? Why?
???: I think I love you.
???: Well then that’s going to be a problem. I Despise you.
???: I know.
62.
63. Blurr’s whole body is so hyped with Energon, no-one can touch him without getting burned at the energy he leaks off. This is a problem for Blurr in a relationship.
64. Megatron: Good boy Starscream.
Starscream: *Wags his aft.*
Megatron: Does my little Screamy want his treat?
Starscream: *Sits on aft and begs with pleading eyes*
65. (Another Silent Hill type Bunny and bringing back a bit of an old bunny of mine. Good to know there are other fans of the Game series)
Smokescreen had a letter from his dead lover and it led him to this place, Hebetate Mesa. (didn’t want to use a known place so made this up. J )
Smokescreen: Perceptor?!
*??? Turns to face him.*
Smokescreen: No… Your not.
???: Do I look like your bonded?
Smokescreen: … Perceptor…?
???: No. My name is… Preceptor.
Now for the return of some old Bunnies I posted at the birth of the Farm. With some freshening up in places….
(Because lots more people are here then when it began. Hello all. *waves to now familiar names* )
And so tempting to post more then I have.
66. Powerglide was always a bit of a show-off. This time his crazy stunt went very wrong and now the little guy has to live life as a groundpounder.
67. Twins Rumble and Frenzy meet your Big brothers, Twins Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
??: Soundwave has lost his marbles?! Seriously, Rumble and Frenzy are his kids so then if this is true wouldn’t that make…. ?! O_O
Jazz: Kids I’ve got to tell you something…
68. Ravage must kidnap a baby for the Decepticons to ransom, stuck on his own Ravage has to relive 'babysitting' all over again. He discovers that Squishies have their own sort of baby issues.
69. AU: A virulent computer virus threatens to wipe out the super-information highway. The government creates an anti-virus with sentience. Transformers become AI's of Earth origin.
But the Decepticon virus proves to be highly intelligent in return.
70. Flesh and machine. In a distant future the transformers have found a way to breed body parts. Thus begins the new age of transformers where slowly mechanical parts are being exchanged for flesh. A new fad? The end of an era? Or a new beginning?
And back to resume the regularly scheduled programme…
71. Someone manages to hack into Fireflight’s CPU and now he is acting in a very unFireFlight way. Skydive is determined to find the cause and cure his brother with the aid of the other Aerialbots.
72. The other Aerialbots are jealous of Fireflight. Why does HE get an Energon Lolly for being a goodboy in Ratchet’s medbay?
73. Movieverse / 2007: Optimus remembers the day when a cocky little Autobot called Jazz first joined his team.
74. Movieverse / 2007: The stress of discovering your son has been palling with giant alien robots puts pressure on the Whitwicky Parents. Judy Especially… d.i.v.o.r.c.e that dreaded word comes up for Sam.
75. Movieverse / 2007:
Frenzy: Frenzy no find barri-cade-cade.
*Meanwhile far far away.*
Barricade: This is great! No annoying Frenzy to pester me. You’re so much better as a partner Nokiacon.
Nokiacon: *Beep, beep*
76. Skywarp is considered stupid. So he becomes an honourary Dinobot!
77. On the battlefield, First Aid comes across a badly damaged Thrust. He fixes the worst of the damage as First Aid simply can’t leave an injured bot to die. Unfortunately it is discovered and seen as a betrayal of sorts.
78. Movieverse / 2007:
Simmons just wants a drink but the vending machine refuses to take his money. Reggie gets frustrated and secrets onlookers are amused.
‘Good boy Dewcon.’
79. Movieverse /2007: It was a curious sight. Simmons was not amused at the trailing, tail wagging Scorponok. Everyone just wondered why the little drone liked Simmons so much.
80. Movieverse / 2007: Simmons has a grudge against the Whitwicky family. It all stems back to Captain Archibald and another now deceased Simmons.
81.
HELP ME WITH MY MIND!
Ron Whitwicky X Reggie Simmons.
O_O
82.
Reggie Simmons X Maggie Madsen.
???: How did he get a hottie like her?!
83. Movieverse / 2007: Bumblebee watches a much younger Sam, learning to ride a bike with his parents. It reminds him that he never knew his own creators.
84. Seaspray wants to get his speech impediment fixed.
85. The worlds revolve around Perceptor. He knows; it’s just a matter of learning this for everyone else.
Perceptor is the Spark of the universe.
86. Alpha Trion never told Optimus but in order for him to be born, Orion and Dion had to be merged.
87. He looked into the mirror… and saw nothing.
88. No-one knew that the Optimus that walked and talked like Optimus was in fact a husk, filled with something else entirely.
89. Relationships within ranks were strictly forbidden, so Sunstreaker and Sideswipe never corrected the assumption that they were twins.
90. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are not related, but Red Alert is the twin to one of them.
91. Replying to a list I had a thought, Tracks and Kat from Red Dwarf have a lot in common.
92.
???: Question. How can you tell when Huffer is depressed?
???: When he smiles?
93.
???: Question. How can you tell when Dead End is happy?
???: When he’s about to ram into you at full speed on a suicide run?
94.
???: Question.
???: I don’t know. Now stop asking me!
95.
‘Perceptor doesn’t have an answer? What’s wrong with him?!’
96.
Ratchet as a doctor sees all his patients like his own children. EVEN Optimus!
97. The Matrix rejects Optimus.
98. In favour of Megatron!
99. MetalHogtron style!
The worst day imaginable starts with an attack by the Decepticons and ends with Megatron victorious. *enter name here* finds himself stuck in a loop of that day, and must find a way to stop the bad things. If he ever wishes to escape the hold of time.
100. G1. Starscream is the King of the skies, no-one else matches up to his talent from any other squadron. Being the Scientist he is, Starscream creates two new bodies (that match his greatness), all he needs are sparks to fill them.
Enter two volunteers, or rather unwilling volunteers that Starscream
manipulates into what he hopes would be the perfect additions to his Trine.
Their sparks react strangely to the experiments and Starscream ends up with two mindlessly loyal, uniquely skilled individuals.
Their memories erased, all Skywarp and Thundercracker know is what Starscream allowed them to.
101. Skywarp and Thundercracker are servant/creations of Starscream. However they start to get their memories back.
102. Starscream remembers a time when he was known as Dion.
103. The Constructicons create their own mini gestalt.
104. Soundwave’s Cassettes get turned into a gestalt.
105. Blaster’s Cassettes get turned into a Gestalt.
106. When the other Stunticons aren’t around Motormaster abuses himself.
107. It is under false impressions that Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons. The fact everyone assumes he is, makes him perfect as a fake. The real puppeteer with the Decepticon strings is….
108. Orion Pax loves Ariel.
Optimus Primes does NOT love Elita-1.
109. The war is at an end but with it’s end comes new beginnings of Cybertron. Will the council be resurrected? Will the Neutrals come out of hiding? Are there any defectors left?
110. Unicron just wants hugs. Unfortunately his have a tendency to be deadly.
Unicron: I’ll hug you and pet you and call you George.
111. Wheeljack loses interest in creating. All his idea’s end up literally blowing up in his face. Now it’s up to the whole of the Ark to cheer up the Engineer.
112. Huffer HATES being on Earth. The humans are annoying. But sometimes, he actually likes one of them.
113. Movieverse / 2007
Miles: Hey it’s a cute version of Optimus!
Huffer: Please don’t.
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Date: 2008-10-09 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 12:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 12:51 am (UTC)...Simmons. *snickers* Sorry, inside joke... >_>
The nickname might suit you, tho. ^^
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Date: 2008-10-09 12:54 am (UTC)You had do have some great bunnies listed and I swear every time you put one bunny up for adoption you turn back to your bunny list at home and you somehow get 50 bunnies to replace the one you just posted! Crazy, but so cool at the same time!
And remember, The Power of the Bunnies Compels You!!! XD
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Date: 2008-10-10 08:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-10 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 03:14 am (UTC)3. *LOVES* I wonder what he has. I hope he doesn't see their interest as pity.
4. But they soon find out the truth: that they really do have a little brother. And that little brother, Red Alert, practically grew up in the hospital.
10. Have you seen
14. His teleportation must come in real handy. He can just warp over to Optimus to make his report. *LOVES*
20. I... can't remember a big dog. *makes note to watch movie again*
23. So cute! *wants to see*
25. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* Maybe he's another canon Autobot? He could still be working on the Ark and no one knows...
27. *LOVES*
Borg: "Resistance is futile."
Hot Rod: "Resist this." *kills Borg*
Springer: *stares* "'Resist this'? That's the best you could come up with?"
Hot Rod: *embarrassed* "It caught me off guard ok?"
28. I wouldn't put it past Swindle to sell their ship/base.
32. CUTE! So... who are mommy and daddy?
35. Interesting. *wants to see*
36. *LOVES*
37. Poor Red Alert. I wonder how he got the idea though. Did he get badly injured once? Maybe that injury caused symptoms similar to that of a glitch. The symptoms disappeared when the injury was repaired but he pretended he didn't because he liked the attention Inferno gave him when before, Inferno had barely said two words to him. I wonder how Inferno will react when he learns the truth.
40. ?: "He's gone insane! Hide!" *runs away*
Soundwave: *cackling* *calmly reaches up and pulls a small speaker off his shoulder* *crushes it* *cackling stops* "Rumble, Frenzy: Grounded."
41. Shockwave's drunk! *LOVES*
44. RED ALERT! But that's predictable... Who else could he be? Beachcomber? Warpath?
48. *WANTS TO SEE* Maybe Skywarp also has a crush?
50. Jazz: *knocks on door* "Come on! We're gonna be late!" *knocks*
Prowl: *refuses to open the door*"I'm not going anywhere with you until you get a new altmode." *ignores knocking*
52. Hook's on strike! *LOVES*
53. *LOVES* Even Megatron is afraid of Hook! *thinks* And was Megatron actually asking permission for something?
54. Interesting.
56. *LOVES*
57. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
Sparklings: *bouncing off the walls screaming*
Rewind: *twitch*
Eject: *hides*
58.> Brawn.
60. Prowl: *stares* *stares* *stares* *crash*
61. *cries*
62. I forgot all about that movie!
64. Decepticons: o.O
65. *LOVES* It sounds like he just made up a name on the spot! Poor Smokescreen!
69. Creative! *LOVES*
71. Poor Flight! *wants to see*
72. Because Ratchet can never say no to those baby seal eyes.
76. CUTE! *LOVES*
81. I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!
85. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I WANT TO SEE THIS SO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
87. Vampire? Or maybe the mirror is so much more than a mirror...
90. *LOVES* Twins with Sideswipe maybe? Though it'd be interesting with Sunstreaker as well.
95. Perceptor: *thinking* 'Nothing's wrong, you're just annoying me.'
100 & 101. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
102. *stares in shock* I WANT TO SEE THIS! *LOVES*
107. SKYWARP! Who would have thought?
113. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
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Date: 2008-10-10 08:32 pm (UTC)Optimus: I have been thoroughly interested with your projects and have had them verified. As long as your drug dependancy doesn't effect your efficiancy I would gladly hire you.
Perceptor: Myself and the pretty purple polka-dot elephants gladly accept.
3. *LOVES* I wonder what he has. I hope he doesn't see their interest as pity.
HerpesX)4. But they soon find out the truth: that they really do have a little brother. And that little brother, Red Alert, practically grew up in the hospital.
Where the only excitement in the hospital is the love tryst going on.
10. Have you seen vejiraziel's fics? She has couple about werewolf!Prowl. And there's a fic called Werecars of Cybertron (I think that's the title). I don't know who wrote that one.
Nope, I haven't. I'll take a look.
14. His teleportation must come in real handy. He can just warp over to Optimus to make his report. *LOVES*
*warping sound*
Skywarp: Reporting in, Optimus Sir!
*Optimus falls out of chair with a girly scream.*
Optimus: Don't do that!
20. I... can't remember a big dog. *makes note to watch movie again*
It's during a phone call between Miles and Sam. Somewhere near the begining.
32. CUTE! So... who are mommy and daddy?
It's hard to thing of someone. Ummm, Skyfire and Prowl?
44. RED ALERT! But that's predictable... Who else could he be? Beachcomber? Warpath?
Well I've read a fic somewhere where Miles was refered to as First Aid...
48. *WANTS TO SEE* Maybe Skywarp also has a crush?
Lol now that would be REALLY awkward.
53. *LOVES* Even Megatron is afraid of Hook! *thinks* And was Megatron actually asking permission for something?
Well Megatron wouldn't demand anything from a PMSing Hook. Whose going to fix him otherwise? Starscream?
*Starscream grins evilly*
Screamer: I would do it for you Megatron.
Megatron: Hook, Starscream seems to think you are a weakling.
Hook: DIE!!!!!!!
57. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES*
Sparklings: *bouncing off the walls screaming*
Rewind: *twitch*
Eject: *hides*
Mirage: Excuse me but I need someone to look after Blurr. Could you?
Rewind: NOOOOOO! *Goes to hide with Eject*
72. Because Ratchet can never say no to those baby seal eyes.
*Airraid tries the eyes*
SLAP!
Ratchet: You'll scare Sparklings with that look, now stop it.
85. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* I WANT TO SEE THIS SO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
:( Awww man, You hate. ;)
90. *LOVES* Twins with Sideswipe maybe? Though it'd be interesting with Sunstreaker as well.
Sideswipe: We're best friends, right Sunstreaker?
Sunny: Yeah so?
Sideswipe: Well best friends don't sleep with their Fraternal Twin.
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Date: 2008-10-09 03:17 am (UTC)http://blackhellcat.deviantart.com/art/Bumblebee-vs-Herbie-81861557 and http://prisonsuit-rabbitman.deviantart.com/art/wee-buggies-77154242
47. TFA:
Sari dies…
That’s it. :)
Reminds me of this: http://Demyrie.deviantart.com/art/EMPTY-TFA-spoiler-ssn-2-94022610 (I think she died in it, but it doesn't say)
59. Jazz: Jazz is so boring. I can’t be called after such a slow music style. I’m Hip! So I’m changing my designation to Techno.
More art for you! Okay, he never even appears, but it still reminded me of this: http://MachSabre.deviantart.com/art/TF-Mosaic-Proper-Synonyms-99062089
63. Blurr’s whole body is so hyped with Energon, no-one can touch him without getting burned at the energy he leaks off. This is a problem for Blurr in a relationship.
Oh, I love Blurr, and this could work so well with my OTP... *tries to resist* *REALLY HARD*
67. Twins Rumble and Frenzy meet your Big brothers, Twins Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
??: Soundwave has lost his marbles?! Seriously, Rumble and Frenzy are his kids so then if this is true wouldn’t that make…. ?! O_O
Jazz: Kids I’ve got to tell you something…
Does this mean Soundwave and Jazz are the parents of both sights of twins!? *loves*
82.
Reggie Simmons X Maggie Madsen.
???: How did he get a hottie like her?!
*sarcastically* Hawt. Seriously, though, am I the only one who liked Simmons? (Well, I may be biased cos I like John Turturro as an actor...)
102. Starscream remembers a time when he was known as Dion.
*thinks* So maybe the REAL reason he wants to kill Megatron so bad is vengeance for the death of Orion? (Assuming he has no idea Orion was also rebuilt...)
110. Unicron just wants hugs. Unfortunately his have a tendency to be deadly.
Unicron: I’ll hug you and pet you and call you George.
Reminds me of Elmyra from "Tiny Toons"! XD
Unicron: "And I'll love you and hug you and squeeze you and..."
Planet: "Can't... breathe... "*dies*
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Date: 2008-10-10 09:11 pm (UTC)http://blackhellcat.deviantart.com/art/Bumblebee-vs-Herbie-81861557 and http://prisonsuit-rabbitman.deviantart.com/art/wee-buggies-77154242
47. TFA:
Sari dies…
That’s it. :)
Reminds me of this: http://Demyrie.deviantart.com/art/EMPTY-TFA-spoiler-ssn-2-94022610 (I think she died in it, but it doesn't say)
59. Jazz: Jazz is so boring. I can’t be called after such a slow music style. I’m Hip! So I’m changing my designation to Techno.
More art for you! Okay, he never even appears, but it still reminded me of this: http://MachSabre.deviantart.com/art/TF-Mosaic-Proper-Synonyms-99062089
Oh my , Lots of excellent art.
63. Blurr’s whole body is so hyped with Energon, no-one can touch him without getting burned at the energy he leaks off. This is a problem for Blurr in a relationship.
Oh, I love Blurr, and this could work so well with my OTP... *tries to resist* *REALLY HARD*
Resistence is futile.
67. Twins Rumble and Frenzy meet your Big brothers, Twins Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
??: Soundwave has lost his marbles?! Seriously, Rumble and Frenzy are his kids so then if this is true wouldn’t that make…. ?! O_O
Jazz: Kids I’ve got to tell you something…
Does this mean Soundwave and Jazz are the parents of both sights of twins!? *loves*
Why yes it does.
Jazz: ... and that is the truth.
Twins: O_O
82.
Reggie Simmons X Maggie Madsen.
???: How did he get a hottie like her?!
*sarcastically* Hawt. Seriously, though, am I the only one who liked Simmons? (Well, I may be biased cos I like John Turturro as an actor...)
Oh no, I like Simmons too.
I'll change that last bit.
???: How did she get a hottie like Him?!
102. Starscream remembers a time when he was known as Dion.
*thinks* So maybe the REAL reason he wants to kill Megatron so bad is vengeance for the death of Orion? (Assuming he has no idea Orion was also rebuilt...)
Starscream: I'll kill you. For ORION!
Optimus: Wait, how do you know Orion?
Megatron: yes, Starscream please inform the class about today's stupidity.
110. Unicron just wants hugs. Unfortunately his have a tendency to be deadly.
Unicron: I’ll hug you and pet you and call you George.
Reminds me of Elmyra from "Tiny Toons"! XD
Unicron: "And I'll love you and hug you and squeeze you and..."
Planet: "Can't... breathe... "*dies*
*Unicron Cries*
Why do they all hate me so? Why do they prefer death over me?
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Date: 2008-10-10 10:57 pm (UTC)I hope you enjoyed it all!
Resistence is futile.
Aw, man, I've got two other fic bunnies and like a gazillion art bunnies though!
...I'll see if there's a way to work it into my schedule somehow. *glare*
Why yes it does.
Jazz: ... and that is the truth.
Twins: O_O
Mmm... I do love that pairing... I like the idea of them all being a family...
Oh no, I like Simmons too.
Yay! I'm not (as) crazy!
I'll change that last bit.
???: How did she get a hottie like Him?!
I believe my icon is fitting here.
Maybe they're more meant for each other than previously realised? O_o
Starscream: I'll kill you. For ORION!
Optimus: Wait, how do you know Orion?
Megatron: yes, Starscream please inform the class about today's stupidity.
Haha! I'd like to see Starscream's reaction when he figures it all out! And Optimus's. And Megatron's!
Optimus: *threataningly* Alpha-Trion... You have some explaining to do...
Alpha: Oh, uh... I have an oil cake in the oven! *flees*
*Unicron Cries*
Why do they all hate me so? Why do they prefer death over me?
Poor baby! I'd hug you but I'm keeping my distance for fear of being crushed.
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Date: 2008-10-14 01:48 am (UTC)Look! I started something based on 63! It isn't my best work, but it's cute! (And I already drew a picture of the last scene... XD )
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Date: 2008-10-09 04:45 am (UTC)Somebody else who got the "Shockwave as drunk" bunny!
I'll believe it when he starts with his flow!XD
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Date: 2008-10-10 09:15 pm (UTC)Oh snap.
I'll believe it when he starts with his flow!XD
'Wave coming at'cha. Sound with a flava. Gonna make ya Jiggit. Can you dig it?
Blaster: You need lesson, man.
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Date: 2008-10-09 09:56 am (UTC)Alpha Trion and Ultra Magnus. Because Alpha did the cloning work, Magnus because he's Optimus's constant shadow. Also, Roddy is on Magnus's team so Magnus can keep an eye on him.
18. Dion was erased from history. The question is why?
Magnus wanted to hide something. He's not saying what he's hiding, but if any Decepticons found out Magnus used to be Dion... well that would leave Magnus in a great deal of danger, and by one remove, leave Optimus in danger too.
30. The Priests of the Church of Primus were told to go to Earth and halt the war. Their credo was one of non-violence. The Decepticons naturally abhor the suggestion but the Autobots are keen, until the sect tries and in some cases succeeds in converting some of the Autobots to the Church.
Yes, well, it's not good trying to bring about peace if the more warmongering side remains warmongering. Let's just say, if this was in my Primus!Mags's 'verse, let's just say Magnus would unimpressed.
35. What if before the G1 movie, the Autobots and Decepticons finally agreed on a peace treaty? But then one day Megatron goes missing and is replaced by the more vicious Galvatron.
Eek! Is Galvatron a rebuilt Megatron or a totally different mech who takes his place? Because I could see in the second version the Autobots being out to find the real Megatron.
36. Rumble and Frenzy are on a quest. The quest being to find the most annoying lines of a movie/television programme. They rate the annoyingness on how quickly using the same line over and over makes someone crack. The quicker someone cracks the more annoying the line.
Today’s line is… ’Puppy Power!’ And they think they’re onto a winner.
That line is... familiar. Pound Puppies? I have a couple of small PP toys that I've had ever since I was 8. Ben and Marc, I think their names were.
44. Movieverse/2007verse:
Miles was in fact NOT human. He was merely the hologram of another Transformer hiding on Earth.
His "mother" is actually the human he made friends with and who protects him (and he acts as her regular car).
61: ???: You kissed me? Why?
???: I think I love you.
???: Well then that’s going to be a problem. I Despise you.
???: I know.
My mind says it is Skywarp and Starscream. Skywarp kissed Starscream.
75. Movieverse / 2007:
Frenzy: Frenzy no find barri-cade-cade.
*Meanwhile far far away.*
Barricade: This is great! No annoying Frenzy to pester me. You’re so much better as a partner Nokiacon.
Nokiacon: *Beep, beep*
I love Nokia, he's so cute.
78. Movieverse / 2007:
Simmons just wants a drink but the vending machine refuses to take his money. Reggie gets frustrated and secrets onlookers are amused.
‘Good boy Dewcon.’
Bumblebee bribed Dew to do it.
79. Movieverse /2007: It was a curious sight. Simmons was not amused at the trailing, tail wagging Scorponok. Everyone just wondered why the little drone liked Simmons so much.
Little? XD That's cute!
80. Movieverse / 2007: Simmons has a grudge against the Whitwicky family. It all stems back to Captain Archibald and another now deceased Simmons.
Maybe that Simmons was originally a member of Archibald Witwicky's crew - or one of his earlier crews and was badly treated (or thought himself so - he could have been the one at fault but never saw it that way) by Archibald.
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Date: 2008-10-09 10:04 am (UTC)HELP ME WITH MY MIND!
Ron Whitwicky X Reggie Simmons.
O_O
HAS TO BE DONE.
82.
Reggie Simmons X Maggie Madsen.
???: How did he get a hottie like her?!
Maybe she likes her men older, and a little strange.
85. The worlds revolve around Perceptor. He knows; it’s just a matter of learning this for everyone else.
Perceptor is the Spark of the universe.
So how does that make him relate to Primus? Is Primus is his kid?
86. Alpha Trion never told Optimus but in order for him to be born, Orion and Dion had to be merged.
And then split to create the spark of Ultra Magnus - so they're twins.
89. Relationships within ranks were strictly forbidden, so Sunstreaker and Sideswipe never corrected the assumption that they were twins.
Well if they're already bonded, they could pull it off.
90. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are not related, but Red Alert is the twin to one of them.
This and 89 could work together - Sunny and Sides are bonded and Red is the twin of one - and also knows the secret. Just one more thing he's paranoid about, someone finding out his twin's secret.
97. The Matrix rejects Optimus.
Magnus: Want a hug?
98. In favour of Megatron!
Maybe the Matrix thought Megatron would get rid of the corrupt government of the late Golden Age.
102. Starscream remembers a time when he was known as Dion.
*Is listening to her muse meep.*
104. Soundwave’s Cassettes get turned into a gestalt.
I want a picture of this gestalt giving Soundwave a hug.
107. It is under false impressions that Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons. The fact everyone assumes he is, makes him perfect as a fake. The real puppeteer with the Decepticon strings is….
...Primus.
108. Orion Pax loves Ariel.
Optimus Primes does NOT love Elita-1.
I have that "Hmm"-ing muse again...
110. Unicron just wants hugs. Unfortunately his have a tendency to be deadly.
Unicron: I’ll hug you and pet you and call you George.
Poor lonely Unicron. Primus would give you plenty of hugs... if he could transform!
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Date: 2008-10-09 03:29 pm (UTC)Today’s line is… ’Puppy Power!’ And they think they’re onto a winner.
That line is... familiar. Pound Puppies? I have a couple of small PP toys that I've had ever since I was 8. Ben and Marc, I think their names were.
"Puppy Power" is what Scrappy used to say when he'd do something stupid in Scooby Doo. Needless to say he was voted one of the most annoying sidekicks in all of TV history.
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Date: 2008-10-10 09:35 pm (UTC)Alpha Trion and Ultra Magnus. Because Alpha did the cloning work, Magnus because he's Optimus's constant shadow. Also, Roddy is on Magnus's team so Magnus can keep an eye on him.
Optimus: Magnus he is our hope should I fall. Teach him to become a great Prime.
30. The Priests of the Church of Primus were told to go to Earth and halt the war. Their credo was one of non-violence. The Decepticons naturally abhor the suggestion but the Autobots are keen, until the sect tries and in some cases succeeds in converting some of the Autobots to the Church.
Yes, well, it's not good trying to bring about peace if the more warmongering side remains warmongering. Let's just say, if this was in my Primus!Mags's 'verse, let's just say Magnus would unimpressed.
Priest: Magnus you do not see. A war is possible whilst there are two sides. Take away the opponent then there is no-one to fight.
MagnamusPrime: You want us to allow the Decepticons to win? War is preferable to what would await Cybertron if they gained control.
35. What if before the G1 movie, the Autobots and Decepticons finally agreed on a peace treaty? But then one day Megatron goes missing and is replaced by the more vicious Galvatron.
Eek! Is Galvatron a rebuilt Megatron or a totally different mech who takes his place? Because I could see in the second version the Autobots being out to find the real Megatron.
A replacement. Someone has been slyly planning replacing Megatron's position.
36. Rumble and Frenzy are on a quest. The quest being to find the most annoying lines of a movie/television programme. Today’s line is… ’Puppy Power!’ And they think they’re onto a winner.
That line is... familiar. Pound Puppies? I have a couple of small PP toys that I've had ever since I was 8. Ben and Marc, I think their names were.
Those are cute names. And to the later replies, I can confirm it's from ScoobyDoo. Scrappydoo was incredibly annoying.
44. Movieverse/2007verse:
Miles was in fact NOT human. He was merely the hologram of another Transformer hiding on Earth.
His "mother" is actually the human he made friends with and who protects him (and he acts as her regular car).
'Miles': I'm glad I could help you. I just wish I could find my brothers now.
Mother: Ah don't worry darling. I'll look after you until then.
'Miles': Can I call you my mother?
61: ???: You kissed me? Why?
???: I think I love you.
???: Well then that’s going to be a problem. I Despise you.
???: I know.
My mind says it is Skywarp and Starscream. Skywarp kissed Starscream.
Good choices.
75. Movieverse / 2007:
Frenzy: Frenzy no find barri-cade-cade.
*Meanwhile far far away.*
Barricade: This is great! No annoying Frenzy to pester me. You’re so much better as a partner Nokiacon.
Nokiacon: *Beep, beep*
I love Nokia, he's so cute.
Yeah. It's just a shame they killed little Nokky in the movie.
78. Movieverse / 2007:
Simmons just wants a drink but the vending machine refuses to take his money. Reggie gets frustrated and secrets onlookers are amused.
‘Good boy Dewcon.’
Bumblebee bribed Dew to do it.
...and Optimus Bribed Bumblebee to bribe Dew.
79. Movieverse /2007: It was a curious sight. Simmons was not amused at the trailing, tail wagging Scorponok. Everyone just wondered why the little drone liked Simmons so much.
Little? XD That's cute!
Well little as in comparison to the likes of Ironhide.
80. Movieverse / 2007: Simmons has a grudge against the Whitwicky family. It all stems back to Captain Archibald and another now deceased Simmons.
Maybe that Simmons was originally a member of Archibald Witwicky's crew - or one of his earlier crews and was badly treated (or thought himself so - he could have been the one at fault but never saw it that way) by Archibald.
Simmons: I hate you kid for good reason. My grandfather was HUMILATED by yours.
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Date: 2008-10-09 07:24 pm (UTC)Ratchet as a doctor sees all his patients like his own children. EVEN Optimus!
Oh, this would be great! A mad Ratchet is always bad. But now think of a protective, mad Ratchet on the battlefield?
Ratchet: *Growls lowly* How you dare hurt OPTIMUS?!!
Deceptions: O_O ...Decepticons, RETREAT!!
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Date: 2008-10-10 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-10 04:48 am (UTC)Megatron: What? Who the hell are you and how did you get into our UNDERwater base? O_o
My mind is insisting that this is Spike's Selkie mom beginning her reign of terror against the Decepticons.
60. ??: Hey Prowl, what came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Prowl: *calmly and without looking up from a datapad* "The egg."
???: "Bwah?"
Prowl: "There were many animals who laid eggs who existed before the chicken."
76. Skywarp is considered stupid. So he becomes an honourary Dinobot!
"Me Sludge like new Dinobot!" *hugs*
"Get offa me!" *flails*
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Date: 2008-10-10 09:40 pm (UTC)She can't beat your typical religious, 'God loves you' types in scariness though. I had one of those recently which inspired this bunny. I stupidly told them I was Agnostic instead of saying I was a Satanist about to sacrifice my cat.
Prowl: *calmly and without looking up from a datapad* "The egg."
???: "Bwah?"
Prowl: "There were many animals who laid eggs who existed before the chicken."
???: You... knew the answer?
*Head explodes*
"Me Sludge like new Dinobot!" *hugs*
"Get offa me!" *flails*
Grimlock: Your name now be Stomper.
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Date: 2008-10-12 11:21 pm (UTC)No, she certainly can't. But that's why I think it would work so well as a scare tactic. (Or you could have said that you were a Cainite.) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cainites) ()
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Date: 2010-07-10 01:35 am (UTC)60. ??: Hey Prowl, what came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Prowl: *without looking up* The egg in general, or a chicken egg?
??: A chicken egg, of course.
Prowl: What constitutes a 'chicken egg', then?
??: ...I... what?
Prowl: There are two different answers depending on what consitutes a 'chicken egg'. If a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken, then the chicken came first. However, if a chicken egg simply needs to contain a chicken embryo to qualify, then the chicken egg did.
??: ...*stares in shock* Y-you...