Transformers Bunny Farm

1. Before the war, Soundwave made 8 cassettes, but could only afford to keep 6. He had to give 2 up for adoption. It was the hardest choice he ever made. Fast forward to 1985, when he finds out Rewind and Eject are not only alive, but they're Autobots. Now Soundwave will do anything to get his family back.

2. Conversely, the real reason Soundwave hates Blaster is because Soundwave is a Marvel fan, and Blaster prefers DC.

3. Optimus/Teletraan. Because it would explain so much.

4. Going with the idea that TFs have no gender... The reason there are no Decepticon femmes is because the Decepticons favour brute strength, so all agile, slender, "female" Decepticons upgraded into stronger "mech" forms. Now that the war is over, they can revert to their old bodies. Hilarity ensues.

5. When something goes horribly, horribly wrong, the Autobot scientists have the idea to call in a special reinforcement: a mysterious alien known only by the nickname "The Doctor".

6. Art. "The Breakfast Club". With Transformers. (Who would be who!?)

7. Red Alert discovers Sideswipe harbours a bigger glitch than his; one that could place the Autobots in severe danger if it isn't helped right away. Sunstreaker doesn't want his brother becoming an outcast again, like when they were younglings, so will do anything to prove Red wrong. If only Red Alert could get someone to believe him.

8. Wheeljack is out all night, and returns with a litter of kittens that think he is their mother. (Bonus points if the Dinobots become uber prtective of their new "siblings")

9. Arcee was extremely nervous about her squad going to Earth, because she knew her older brothers Sideswipe and Sunstreaker wouldn't approve of Hot Rod and Springer constantly flirting with her.