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Some G1 Ratchet Bunnies

Hey, first time posting! A few of these I may end up housing myself, but in case anyone else is interested in taking them in:

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G1/Movie-verse

Okay, so I was lurking around the old Transformers Kinkmeme when this idea came to me:

Let's say that G1 is happening in modern day and it has been a number of years since the Autobots have met their human friends, but their bonds remain strong. Spike has grown up into a young man and works closely with the Autobots as a 'cultural translator' (or so the Autobots claim to the government), when his younger cousin Sam comes to stay with him and his dad for the Summer. Of course he has to show Sam his cool alien robot friends! (or maybe it's an accidental meeting- it's up to you). Spike feels responsible for Sammy and wants to keep him out of trouble... it's just kind of hard to do around the Autobots.

Optional:

One of the Bots (or maybe Cons if that's your jam) takes a romantic/sexual interest in Sam, which Spike didn't think was possible (despite everything with Astoria). Cue Spike trying to protect Sam's chastity or something or other (because Aunt Judy is terrifying with that bat and he doesn't want her to be pissed at him or the Autobots).

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What if Blackarachnia from the TFA'verse was blasted into G1 when Waspinator exploded?

I mean, imagine it... Blackarachnia falling out of the sky onto the Ark, the Autobots finding her and reacting with shock to her organic half, her awakening and attempt to escape, only to be stopped by.. Optimus?

An older, taller, and much stronger Optimus.

(bonus points if she thinks this Optimus is kinda hot. But just a little bit. It's the voice, really).

So an indignant Blackarachnia has to stay and cooperate with these weird Autobots so she can get home. Needless to say, she hates it.

(double bonus points if she meets G1 Elita AND finds out about Prime's relationship to her) (and triple bonus points if Waspinator shows up, maybe with the Decepticons)

Forgotten/abandoned Orion Pax

The history of this universe:
The transformers were slaves created by the Quintesson. Their bodies come from the planet dubbed Cybertron's mechanical outer shell/crust and their power cores or "sparks" are mined from the planet's volatile inner energy. "Cybertron" itself is a powerful, grouchy, sapient mechanical planet who takes exception to this mutilation and theft. Spark Eaters are the planet's defense against these parasites and a way to return its stolen life energy from the abominations burrowing into its body. The Matrix of Leadership was created from an integral part of Cybertron's core with the two fold purpose of both weakening the planet and controlling the rapidly advancing development of their slaves. The Prime is simply the lead slave who the other slaves are programmed to obey through the control of the Matrix. However the Quintesson did not count on a Prime itself using its power to drive them off and after doing so the transformers were free to grow, adapt, and advance on their own.

Eons pass and the slaves have split and war upon themselves, ultimately leaving a dormant planet behind and relatively unguarded.

Autobot and Decepticon alike are rapidly recalled to Cybertron to protect their home from the Quintessons who have ripped Wells- great holes- into the planet to mine its remaining energy. Though unresponsive and powerless itself, the planet's natural defenses rise greater then ever to fight the invaders and the abominations on its surface. Refusing to lose the planet once more the Quintessons command the newest Prime heed their demand and obey or be destroyed by the swarming Spark Eaters. It is his function, his purpose to compel the slaves to obedience, a function that he has only half fulfilled.

Horrified at the truth, that their home is a tortured and imprisoned being that their very lives were stolen from, that by existing he has taken his Autobot's true choice away, and separated, backed up to the edge of the largest Well by a tide of Spark Eaters and the Quintessons over head dangling his survival as threat and bribe, Optimus does the only thing he can.

This is the universe Orion Pax is expelled into when Cybertron spits him back out of the well. A universe where Autobot, Neutral, and Decepticon alike have no memory of Optimus Prime.



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A few bunnies I need to rehome, and one I want to throw open to others as well.

Hi, I come with just a few bunnies, hope someone adopts them. Plus one I came up with that I actually did myself, but would be interested in seeing someone else's take if it bites them...

1)2007 Movieverse - Mikaela finds herself alone when Decepticons attack, and ends up coming close to death. It seems, however, that her contact with the AllSpark left her with enough residual energy to turn her into a Cybertronian, but with few or none of her memories as a human. The Decepticons take full advantage, and recruit her into their group.
Of course, at some points she ends up fighting against the Autobots.
-Would love the Autobots to somehow work it out.
-Does she find out/work it out/get told/end up finding repressed memories and finding out?

2)2007 Movieverse - When Prowl lands on Earth, he loses the co-ordinates of the Autobot Base, but recalls those of Sam's house. He scans a Police car alt, and decides To go to the boy in hopes that Sam can help him rejoin his companions. Not realising that the last time Sam saw a Police car, it had a seriously bad attitude.
- Bonus points if a) Prowl scans the exact same car Barricade did, or
- Unknowingly scans Barrucade himself in alt.
- Bonus points if Sam screams like a girl when he spots Prowl

3) Any continuity - Starscream suddenly goes into heat while out on a flight. This makes him do one of two things when he sees other Cybertroniand, He tries to 1) interface with them till they are exhausted, or 2) attack them if he perceives them as a threat. The Autobots capture him and confine him to a room /tie him down to a berth for his own safety. Ratchet finds out that in heat, a Seeker's sex drive is insanely high, and interface is needed to stop the Seeker going mad/dying. So most of the Autobots end up performing this duty.
Bonus points if:
a) the ENTIRE Autobot forces in the Ark/Base/wherever are needed.
b Starscream wears them ALL out. (Yes,including Prime/Aerialbots)
c) Skywarp and/or Thundercracker have to rescue the Autobits and the situation by taking him on themselves.

4)This is the one I've done, but am throwing open for others.
G1: when Alpha Trion rebuilt Otion Pax into Optimus Prime, he wasn't the only participant. The other damaged mechs were added as the Command Deck and Roller, with Orion. Optimus Prime is a gestalt personality of the three, or at least he was. As Optimus was the first gestalt, when things started going wrong, his gestalt mind had been on the longest, and when Alpha Trion found out, he found the three separate minds had become irreversibly subsumed by the Optimus mind. So yeah, that's what I did, the whole "Optimus Prime is a (failed/too successful)gestalt, and this is why" (was inspired by KDZeal's "Part Of None" on fanfiction.net)

So - Do any of the Autobots know this?
-Do they find out?
-Do the Decepticons find out?


So, there they are, adopt away.
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Cliche :D Elevator Delivery

Everyone knows the birth in an elevator story :D

I was hoping someone could write a fic where Prowl and Jazz get stuck together in an elevator and Jazz was in *cough* labor *cough* (god, I need a better word for this; delivery? separation?)

Anyway, in my head for this fic I picture that Prowl and Jazz live in the same apartment building, with Jazz having recently moved in to get away from his previous lover (and sire of the sparkling) who's a total jerk. Prowl is an Enforcer and as such has odd work hours, plus he's naturally slightly antisocial and develops hard bonds with other mechs.

So, one night when Jazz feels that it's time for the sparkling to come, he decides to take the elevator of their apartment building to go to the hospital. Prowl in the mean time has been headed for work so he as well takes the elevator. Both are in the same elevator :D
Unexpectedly, the elevator stops (no idea what the reason could be, but the main thing is that they are stuck and the doors can't open, especially because they are exactly between floors)

Jazz tries to hold on for as much as he could. He really does. He spend an agonizing orn trying to stall the delivery but eventually he can't otherwise he risks damage to the sparkling. Thankfully he has a flustered/worried Enforcer with him to help out. Eventually that sparkling is delivered, but the doors still don't open. I actually see them staying in the elevator around two, two and a half or three orns (days) but of course if whoever takes this has other plans - go right ahead!

In the stime spent with Jazz, Prowl decides Jazz is a decent mech and after all the commotion is over they grow close and become something more. ^^

A new batch of Bunnies! FREE TO A GOOD HOME!

Right now I have a full hatch of bunnies to take care of.
Can't handle all these too.
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  1. You know the ol’ saying that ‘Seekers make great sparkling protectors’?  It’s a lie.  Propaganda spread by the … (Decepticon of your choice)

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I know I've adopted a few bunnies from others, but for the life of me, I have dropped them - can anyone point me to the posts and/or authors that I've promised to write a drabble, fic, or something for?
 (I suppose I could go back and reread comments, but am afraid of picking up hordes of bunnies that somehow missed me before)

Ironhide X Sunstorm weirdness

I had this weird dream/half-awake-chain-of-thought.

When Ironhide was young, he had a thing for wings. Not exactly a popular thing in grounder-populated areas. He met Sunstorm, who was generally shunned by other seekers, because he's a follower or Primus rather than the seekers main divinity Zephyrus (don't know where that came from, maybe another fanfic). The two oddballs hit it off, and eventually there was the patter of little pedes. LOTS of little pedes.
First litter: Optimus & Starscream
Second: Thrust
Third: Sideswipe & Sunstreaker
Fourth: Cliffjumper & Bumblebee
Fifth: Powerglide

Now, imagine this strange family history coming to public knowledge on Earth.
Grab some popcorn.

Twins, Ratchet, Red Alert, Starscream....

Sort of a stream of consciousness that crept up on me.

Twins and Red Alert. All of them Lamborghinis.
People tend to like writing fics where all the Datsuns are brothers or otherwise related. Maybe the Lamborghinis are too.
But Red Alert doesn't look much like Sides and Sunny. Twins are red-black-yellow while Red is white and red.
White and red... Ratchet is also white and red. And the twins spend a lot of time around him.
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OMG.
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And then there's that one episode with that THING between Red and Starscream.
Red Alert.... Starscream... Twins.... Jet Judo?
... Yeah, that would explain it.

Make whatever you want of that.

End of War bunny

The Decepticons and Autobots are having a lot of cross-faction bondings and relationships. But they're all keeping it a secret from everyone else.
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Dark and angsty P/J bunny, pre-war AU

This is the first time I post anything here so please poke me if I do anything wrong. The bunny below is dark and mentions M-rated themes so please avoid if that bothers you.

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Wheeljack

I'm not sure if this has been done before. If it has, point me to the story.

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Dropping off five bunnies

Odd one:
Shockwave is rumored to be sparkless, nothing more than a central-computer uplinked to drones, or a rouge programming running amuck in a mobile body.  What if all those rumors were true?  Shockwave IS NOT A CYBERTRONIAN!
It's all Conjecture )
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Skywarp and eggs

I'm having a hard time thinking of a story with Skywarp being the one who's carrying eggs. I know I have to have read one somewhere.

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