Gotta Catch 'em All!

This idea came to me about...10...15 minutes ago. It amused me enough that I decided to share it. It would've been up sooner, but I'm having internet problems.

I wonder if anyone else has noticed a similarity between the two. )

Parasitical Cassettes

1.  The cassettes - Frenzy, Rumble, Ramhorn, Eject, all the others - are parasitical mechs.
  a.  They can drink energon, but it's not very efficient for them, and to properly refuel, they need a host.
  b.  Preferences are enemy mechs - Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, seek out unwary Autobots, Steeljaw, Rewind, hunt down Decepticions
  c.  Femmes can't be utilized - something about their sparks is poison to parastical cassettes.
  d. Carrier mechs (Tape Decks) are able to support more than one cassette at a time, with few negative side effects.
  e.  Soundwave and Blaster, don't have full sparks due to constantly being 'drained'
  f.  Tape Decks are fully matured parasitical mechs that don't need spark energy to sustain themselves.
  g.  Cassettes (Ratbat, Flipsides, Ravage, etc) can share the spark-energies drained from others with their hosts.
  h.  Cassette Players (Blaster, Soundwave), are immune to the spark drain
     I.  Being immune, they can support dozens of immature cassettes and those with only half-a-spark
     II.  Being immune, they are the preferred energy source of cassettes.
     III.  Because they are immune, they don't realize that their cassettes are a threat to their respective army's healt.
  i.  The cassettes are parasitical only under specific conditions - (not all the time, like once a vorn, or at random times, and rarely more than one or two at a time)
  j.  The cassettes aren't really Parasites - Megatron only thinks they are.  Optimus knows they are aren't.


2.  Mature Tape Decks have mental powers - like telepathy and empathy - that are enhanced when combined with the smaller, mobile mechs.  (The more cassettes, the larger the cohort, the stronger their mental power and ability to influence/touch others)

3. Rewind, Lasserbeak, etc, are offshoots of city-mechs (like Typricon), - melded consciousness, melded spark to the largest known mecha, (extensions), yet separate – used as couriers and unbreakable lines of communication.
Eject, Buzzsaw, etc – can survive away/without being reabsorbed back into city-former sparks, but only if given room to dock with a combatable carrier. 
Ergo, every sparked city has a minimum of one communication mech that doubled as a cassette carrier, who traded information across faction borders – when the city dies, often the cohort carrier and cassettes do too, (since A, tape decks are rare, B, few mecha are willing to siphon their own spark energies for strangers, C, carriers go insane without micros around)

4. Cassettes are extensions of a city-former.
Need morbile spark-carrier if to survive away from city-mech.
Only some can sustanin detached, unstable life forms – fewer still are willing to ‘dock’ them.


5. Cassettes – are future gestalts.  (If they survive, and get sufficient fuel)

A bunny

You know how when you're typing sometimes your fingers go and type out familiar movements that don't make real words? (Like, I often put a "g" after an "n", whether it goes there or not.) Well, I did that today, and it spawned a bunny.

I tried to type cassetticon. I typed cassetticone, and had the sudden image of a cassette that transformed into a construction cone or something.

Do with it as you will.

EDIT: I just did it again, this time with "Constructicone." (Which actually makes more sense, now that I think about it...)

HELP! Hare bunnies

*Sigh*
I had hoped that by dropping off the list last month, I would be able to work on other pieces, and actually get something written.
Alas, it is not to be.

Take the joke with a grain of salt, please (answer at the end)



Why did Ironhide change his armor color from red to black? )



He was tired of all the Red armored/skinned/emotion, Red Neck jokes.

I know, I know.

Bad Joke, (and in poor taste), but *shrug*

A Convoluted pile

Oh joy, Transformer Plot ideas and snippits I can’t work into a story/ficlet at this time.  I want to see them, but keeping them straight (and giving them the attention they deserve) is not possible right now.


WARNING! .... The technical background gets a bit wordy ... )

Well, now that I got these off my chest, maybe I can actually work on the stories that are bouncing around in the attic.  If any of the bunnies attack you, so sorry, but I would like to see the results.

The Golden Compass movie x-over

Someone posted a prompt by this theme on the tfanonkink community, and I thought he idea was interesting enough to share here. (Hope the anon doesn't mind.)
Every person has their daemons... )
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G1: Cat Woes

This is what you get when I have a friend and her cat over for several days.

Does Soundwave have issues with Ravage acting like, well, a cat? Standing over him in the morning, demanding energon, playing with anything and everything, wanting to climb up onto Soundwave's computer terminal while Soundwave is working, deciding to clean himself right in the middle of their quarters... and cleaning some of his more... questionable components while in the middle of the room...

Oh, of course, he doesn't do this in front of the other Decepticons, but when it's just Soundwave and the other Cassettes? He can be his real, catty self!

Cassette and Deck Unit Ideas Running Rampant

If anyone knows any fics that meet any of these, please do comment with them. I’m in such a cassette mood right now, it’s stupid.

15, Under the Cut )

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This is inspired by... several stories I've read, where Soundwave's cassettes turn out to be his sparklings.

It won't stop gnawing at my ankles, but I can't seem to write anything (much less something that satisfies it). Hopefully, sharing it here will distract the darn thing for a while.

Rumble and Frenzy have been hiding in plain sight as symbiotes for eons, but they're going to have a find a new way to protect themselves and their sparklings: Ravage, Ratbat, Buzzsaw, Laserbeak and... Soundwave.

Seriously, this won't shut up.

Soundwave, one of his cassette's sparklings.

Now, in my head, Soundwave's the youngest, but the only one of them whose systems can run a larger mech body, but that puts the most emotionally vulnerable in the most contact with the decepticons on a daily basis. The mask and visor kept him from betraying his youth and relative innocence: either from expressions or because it'd be obvious just on seeing his features.

And then cue something like someone sinister finding out and they have to seek sanctuary with the Autobots, or the Seekers find out and protection protocols activate, or the war's over and everyone goes "Zuh?". One of those fanfiction staples that I just love reading.

Baker’s dozen snagged, tagged, ready for homes or hasenpfeffer…

Um. Hi. First post! Been lurking for a while now, breeding bunnies for even longer, finally heard of this place and rounded up some of these suckers for a post. Enjoy!

 

 



 

*tosses bag over fence and runs* )

 


Easter Bunnies... not really

 I did the math... and apparently I have 400 bunnies. WIth this post I'll have shared over 1/4 of them. Yay!

Read more... )

Delurking with 50 Bunnies

 When I first discovered this community a few weeks ago, I started writing down the bunnies as they came to me. I quickly became worried at how fast they multiplied. So I'm handing some of them off to you guys :)

Click for bunnies... )